NEWSPAPER OF THE UNDERGRADUATES OF THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY. !..~,! '. a - r ciological and economic effects must be

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1 'i V i, 1 b J' -,V - - -f :!Exploe Scouts ae shown viewing one of the displays fealued af Open House The scous i[ae some of the 25,000 0sifos who toued 'the MT campus Seni o H ouse esem as tanamed -Goodenough FisttoHold Position Senio Hoese's faculty esident fo the past five yeas, D John B Goodenough, was named as its fist Housemaste by Pesident Julius A Statton, on Apil 29 n addition to a Housemaste, Senio House will also have a junio Faculty membe as Assistant Housemaste, and fou gaduate students as Tutos Each unit of Senio House vill have one special esident in this new system The Housemaste will be the pimay delegate of authoity He will act as a epesentative of the Dean of Resicence's office, and will enfoce most of the Deans odes Relations Enhanced D Goodenough expessed his philosophy about his new job with this statement fo : "n a lage univesity like MT, it is sometimes difficult fo the individual student to discove his pesonal elatedness to and acceptance within eithe a community of students o a community Outing Club Named Class A Activity The MT Outing Club was given povisional class "A" activity status at the last!nscomm meeting, Apil 23 A class "A" activity is one which has an activities scope embacing the whole institute, and which pefoms notable sevice to MT The Outing Club is placed in this status on a tial basis fo one yea The Outing Club has a membeship of about 125 ts activities include an outing evey week-end on the aveage, with oppotunities fo pactically all foms of outdoo eceation One of the easons the MT Outing Club thinks it deseves class "A" ating is the activity they ae sponsoing this wveek-end, the Sping Cicus Open to eveyone, it includes a squae dance Satuday night, and on Sunday such divese activities as hiking, ock climbing in a quay, bicycling, canoeing, and sailing, and finishing with a dinne and songfest at Wellesley Class "A" activities ae able to obtain money fom the nstitute to futhe thei sevice to the MT comm'unity Outing Club pesident William Miskoe '60 expessed the Outing Club's attitude towads class "A" ating with: "We'e vey glad We'll benefit, and we'll add to the MT activities" The Outing Club will now epesent MT at vaious conventions and gatheings o college goups of such exploes The othe offices of the new class "A" activity ae: Tips Diecto, }lke Godchaux '60, Secetay, Tey Cummings '61, Teasue, Mike Field '61, and Equipment Manages, Eob Pease '61, and John Bausnum '62 NEWSPAPER OF THE UNDERGRADUATES OF THE MASSACHUSETTS NSTTUTE OF TECHNOLOGY VOL LXXX WO 18 CAMBRDGE, MASSACHUSETTS TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1959 TWs =_6 ompute Attacts Open H~ouse Visitos Bow of scholas Domitoy life should make both of these communities available, but without invasion of o violence to individual pivacy and individual integity We in Senio House feel that the fomation last yea of a sepaate, smalle domitoy unit has helped to elate student with student t is my hope that with the pesent changes, each esident's sense of paticipation in the essential life of MT may be enhanced" The most impotant new powe given to D Goodenough is the use of money fo making physical innpovements, fomely contolled by Dean Fassett's office The new House Maste will eseve the ight to expel any student fom the domitoies and will coopeate with student govenment on judicial mattes The installation of housemastes in all the domitoies, in which D Goodenough's appointment is anothe step, was a featue of the Rye Repot on impovement in domitoy living Accoding to Al Kigman, Senio House Pesident, the intoduction of the Housemaste and tuto system will most pobably take place next in Bake House Dining Facilities Anothe pat of the Rye Repot concened the dining facilities fo membes of each Domitoy goup, and Senio Ho-use student govenment hopes it can stat towad this goal when WTBS moves fom its pesent location in the basement of Wae to Walke Memoial n the vacated space, which was peviously a kitchen, and has the necessay plumbing alheady installed, a small dining hall and cooking facilities can be built, which will accomnmodate 50 a night Eight Named To T1BP Posts The MT chapte of Tau Beta Pi has elected offices fo the fo'llowing yea at its fist meeting since its sping initiation The new offices ae: Pesident, David Ludwig, V-B, '59; Vice-Pesident, Emil Battat,, '59; Coesponding Secetay, Eic Hasseltine, X, '59; Recoding Secetay, Dick Oele, XV-A, 60; Teasue, Milt Lavin, XV, '59, Catalogue, Sam Wilensky, V, '59; Membeship Committee Chaiman, Dick Kaplan, X [, '60 and Delegate to the Massachusetts Coodinating Council, Mavin Manheinm, i, '69) Tau Beta Pi is a national honoay fatenity composed of men in engineeing couses who have shown outstanding ability in thei espective couses of study as well as outstanding coopeation in sevice to thei schools and thei comnmunities 1-1 %-v Sodebeg to Become nstitute Pofesso Booth Moved Twice; Move Signifies New Emphasis on Science Voi Doo Fails to Sell Bay Roach, '62 The stentoian voices of VoD Doo Pesident Julius A Statton announced yesteday that D Godon S Bown, salesmen failed to esound duing Dean of Electical Engineeing, had been named new Dean of the School of Open House fom thei booths set Opein Houildig fm Thei boots st Engineeing D Bown eplaces Dean C Richad Sodebeg who will become sales position Teas fist foed to an nstitute Pofesso D Bown's successo has not yet been named move to the main lobby because they D Bown is noted fo his evolutionay evision of the electical enginee- distubing WTBS Shotly afte wvee ing cuiculum in ode to give students extensive gounding in basic and applied noon pessue was bought to bea science on the "Bakes" fom the pesident's office and sales wee confined The appointment of the new Dean of Engineeing healds the gowing imnto t the lobbies of buildings two and potance of science in the engineeing education cuiculum six Humo magazine edito Ch is Spague SixaHuem'0old '60 told magae The Tedito Tech that Chis "although "Asked if this philosophy would effect the entie engineeing depatment, the move was initiated by the Dean Sodebeg eplied, "Yes, it is almost cetain to affect othe depatments, pesident's office, the final aange- although it will cetainly take time Of couse, diffeent depatments will follow ments wee made by the Voo Doe boad and the Open House Committee" diffeent outes in caying out this pogam" t Dean Sodebeg continued, "n the coming decades, MT will show definite tend towads applied science K esge D aws Open Hiouse Cowd8s Natually, each field diffes in this espect and it will not be easy to make dn wd a ) g~e~g any sweeping d ep)a tm e nt-wide ':' ' : ' :' ~" ',~' ~: ~- ~ ~ changes Fo instance, a -evolution- ' s~:,~ ~ay change is quite applicable in Elec- ~~ ~ ~~! ~ d L~~i~~ tical Engineeing, but not necessaily :so in Civil Engineeing, whee so-! ~,! ' a - ciological and economic effects must be 9FC, Dems Plan Gala W eekend ~!~ Y 5 C En'T S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~0 ' ~~~consideed" i/'1 D Bown said that it would be "unwise" if he made any flat, "em- 52~~ql~~ C ~~/f/;~ phatic", statements egading depax'tmental policy at this tine Succes~so Undecided '~ ~5~'> ~ ~~The new head of the electical engineeaing depatment, to be selected by Pesident Statton, D Bown, and othe faculty membes, will be chosen befoe the end of the yea D Bown declined to say whethe pesons outside MT wee being consideed o just how many pospects fo the posi- ' tion thee wee Di Bown added that the selection was "no simple cut-and-dy opeation" and stated, concening selection of a successo, that he wanted the "best man in the wold" Planned 9 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Move Wi ld West To Be Doms Featue Sodebeg stated that he had fh T h of~~~~~~m eeme o FC oe Blasts that he needed moe time to devote to asked to be elieved of his administatie duties ove a yea ago as he felt teaching and witing on the technolo- Heoes of the old west will ide The domitoies have gone all out in gy of enegy He said that the inagain as FC bings its annual week- i pepaations to make Dom WiWeekend teval had been used in finding a suc- end E 'to MT this Fiday Theme of a change fom the "athe domant cesso The decision was finally this t yea's week-end will be The affais" of the past, accoding to A1 eached only a few weeks ago Dean Wild and Wooly West Beginning Dieckes, '60 Sodebeg had planned to etie fom with x a fomal this Fiday night, the Fiday night, the dom men will at- his egula academic appointment next MT T community will witness a pa- tend a semi-fomal at the Pake yea ade, county fai, and paties gat- House Roof Hebie Wayne and his n announcing the appointments, loe ochesta will povide the music to the Pesident Statton said: "Dean Sode- The Glenn Mille ochesta twill thenme of "On Top of the W old" (t's beg has asked to be elieved of his play fo the FC Fomal at the Stat- the fifteenth floo) 250 pesons ae administative duties to devote hinmle Hotel to stat the week-end Sat- expected at the dance which will un self moe fully to teaching and to his uday moning the fatenities as- foni nine to one A ba will be avail- wide inteests in the advancement of senible E at Beacon and Heefod able in an adjoining lounge engineeing education As a fitting Steets in Boston to paade ove Ha- Satuday night a "Beach Combe" ecognition of the distinguished place yad Bidge onto Biggs Field paty will be held at Bake House thathe holds in the wol of enginee- At 12:45 the County Fai wi llbs band ' wll povide music ing and to affod him complete feestat E with a quate-hose ace, con- in a beachy atmosphee of diftwood, dom in his planned tasks of teaching sisting s of two laps aound the field' nets, and a fish pool Logaithyms and witing, the Executive Committee on qluate-hoses (bicycles) on quate-lioses w (bicycles) till supply entettainment and dinks ~~~of o the n Copoation ~'~~i~ has a named ae hin int to Next will be a wheelbaow ace will be s ev ed infomal this affaibewith N the fellows being diven by thei' At b ti i ginning July 1" dates Following this event wil! be At the saime time, Techmen will "Pofesso Bown has poved himthee-leg ed ace, in which two have the oppotunity to ide the yacht lf an able adiinati l educat couples foml eachhoue xillsunillkinzgfishe out beyond the twelve-mile c aouplesay fom each house will i-un i limit to view the habo lights Soime (Cont'zmed on 7) aq e 6) A seayk l~aee of tio laps zvill stat70 couples ae expected to listen to the Danny FT l at 1:30, with the fellow unning- the music of Geoge Gaham The boat D fist f lap and his gil the second i-de, known e l the o ~~~~~t Thee- ielnfit" wllap an hisfogial the siechc owdstp p Last of the events will be a buck-pp boad ace in which six membes of tali' Acto, sin-e, comedian Danny each c house will pull thei pesident "Fom One-O'Clock O", a combina- Kaye made a supise appeaance at iin a chaiot, eminiscent of last tion babecue, weine oast, and bee the Pops Sunday night (Tech Night) yea's 3 chaiot ace biast will be held in the Bake lobby, He el the ochesta in thee se- At two the FC Queen will pe- quite appopiately fom one on s, an joinel thc MT Loga- the tophy to the winning house Couples possessing tickets to eithe ythms in a song M Kaye, who is Esent Contest points will be won as fol- the boat ide o the Beach Come pa- Float, 25; buckboad ace, 15; ty may attend the blast fee of chage to-e, eceiveview of sisnates lowvs: pictue, ece,vecd ounds of standing all othe events, ten each Houses Satuday aftenoon Senio House ovation fom both the audience and paticipating in all activities will e- will hold a Lobste Cook in the Senio the ochesta io- his fine impomptu cceive an exta ten points House patio pefo-mance 0am

2 - Page 2 TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1959 Waiting in Vain The honesty of the MT student has been called into question The poblem of student ethics is an old and ecuing one, but it has come into so much pominence of late that it cannot be ignoed Examples of this poblem ae not difficult to discove: The continual theft of money and pesonal belongings fom domitoy ooms; the ecent theft of the ntenational Week flags; the double-dealing used by senios on inteview tavel expenses; the loss of postes fom bulletin boads; and the theft of 's fom nstitute sales acks Most of these instances have been maked up to typical college panks and youthful fun by the offendes and thei sympathizes, but this is a shee ationalization, fo the poblem goes deepe This yea thee students wee asked to withdaw by the dean's office because they wee caught in the act of stealing; two moe wee appehended but have been pemitted to emain Eveyone ecognizes that acts leading to expulsion ae quite seious, but whee is the line to be dawn between theft and mee pank? s it becase newspapes only cost five cents that people feel justified in eading them without paying, o does the size of AT&T make it fai game to tampe with telephones? We think not Appaently thee ae many who disagee We might inquie into just what pompts students of a geat school like MT to indulge in dishonesty j D Salinge said that "the moe expensive a school is, the moe cooks it has" But pesumably evey student hee is above aveage in intelligence, pesumably he has come fom a good home, pesumably he has been taught the meaning of ight and wong Yet twice a week, we find that less then 30, of the newspapes taken fom hono sales acks have Scouts, Exhibits, Success The following note mystically appeaed in one of ou typewites set up in the lobby of building seven on the moning of Open House "Open House at the Massachusetts nstitute of Technology began today with hodes of little boy scouts in thei geen and white unifoms awakening Cambidge with thei woodsman cies of Tazan inspied movies" And so it did By aftenoon, howeve, the scene had changed consideably as geat masses of visitos began thei seemingly endless maches though ou halls Although fom ou vantage point it seemed like the numbe was somewhat less than 25,000 (the official "count"), we felt that those who wee hee wee at least impessed with the nstitute We extend congatulations to the students on the Open House Committee who so ably oganized the affai which, we emembe only too well, was opposed by almost eveybody ealie in the yea On the othe side of the ledge, we wee extemely disappointed in a numbe of exhibits which wee left fo the public to stae at - and leave To be effectivse as anything moe than a cuiosity piece, an exhibit must be explained as was done so well at the eacto This undoubtedly points out the validity of the gumblings of a few unhappy individuals whose task was to oganize student suppot fo thei couse exhibits What is done is done, though; we can be sue many people have a diffeent idea of MT than they did last Fiday We feel no qualms in calling 'Open House a success the MJ4 been paid fo Appaently, nealy 3/4 of the students have Afte each numbe in the billiant concet given by The no hono; they have eithe been failed in thei basic education o ae so immatue that, once feed fom the bonds day evening, John Lewis left the seven foot gand piano Moden Jass Quatet at Kesge Auditoium last Wednes- of home and paents, they have taken a holiday fom moals and slowly walked a shot distance acoss the stage amidst a n a school that is engaged in the education and pepaation of men of pofessional standing and leadeship, this is hind the micophone waiting to comment on the Quatet's wave of applause which ose in amplitude as he stood be- a dangeous and distubing sign The pofessions of law next selection He emaked about the title of a piece and medicine ae built on igid standads of pofessional (sometime obvious afte his explanation) and about its ethics; the lowe pofessional standing of the enginee o musical natue (Concode has a fugue stuctue, fo example) in a hesitant, nevous-like manne, choosing his scientist is patly based on the fact that he has not as yet evolved such ethics But cetainly they cannot be long in wods caefully and appopiately (efeing, fo instance, coming, and if the pogess made by the pofessional to tunes of the bop peiod as "exploited," the announcing oganizations is not to be lost, pofessional ethics must Chalie Pake's Nou s/ the Time, a blues which was plagiaized late by Tin Pan Alley, given wods, and enamed The begin in college Cetainly no eputable fim will even hie any senio whom it finds has been milking evey company Hucklebuck) he inteviews fo tavel expenses, fo no oganization can The pefomance, pesented in two lengthy sets, included toleate dishonesty Yet, MT has beautiful, failed sensitive to develop compositions a by John Lewis, seveal wokable woks ethic by moden of honesty jazz-men, t cetainly such as cannot vibahapist be imposed Milt Jackson, Pake, and Dizzy Gillespie, by the and Administation aangements of We such ae waiting fo some action divese fae as the English folk caol God Rest Ye Alety, fom the students We wait in vain Gentlewen The Quatet, playing in its paadoxically tightly disciplined and loosely ambling, elaxed, pulsating style, The shifted Changing easily fom ensemble Scene passages to solo sections and back again, each potion undelined by the pecise We do not think dumming that MT of could Connie have Kay made Kay, seving a bette both as pecussionist and musical choice "effects" fo the make, new Dean bounced of the clean, School un-slued of Engineeing than shots and, especially on Fontessa, olls off the cymbals, and Pofesso Bown; his enthusiasm and effectiveness as an employed his unusual collection of tiangles, hand cymbals, educato have been made clea by the sweeping changes in and othe exotic equipment in exhiliating fashion the Electical Engineeing depatment since it has been John Lewis played in his swinging, economical way, the unde his contol notes clealy and evenly stated, both asoloist and suppote t is well known that these changes wee to Milt Jackson based on the Jackson, the solo sta of the goup, using philosophy the foot of a pedals boade, on moe his electically scientific, type poweed of engineeing vibahap to achieve a haunting biato, seemed to education be altenately They punishing his instument, as he ained down his mallets in soulful have pobably been a significant facto in the high level discussions on the question of the best way toents, and caessing it, as he danced his sticks back and to conduct on undegaduate education fo the apidly foth Pecy Heath, his facial expessions constant eflections fo his thoughts, thumped and scaped his impotant advancing pofession of engineeing Thus the implications of this appointment will undoubtedly be felt thoughout the bass in thick appot with his cohots nstitute in tems of the decisions which will be made concening this The concet, pesented by the Peshing Rifles, ended with two encoes; question the of latte, educational totally philosophy unexpected except fo the polonged applause, bought seveal membes of the audience of one thousand (held to that numbe because of false Although the poblem (boadly titled "Engineeing s Engineeing Science") is one which can be ably handled umos that the auditoium had been sold out at an ealy only by administation and faculty membes, we think is it date), who wee nealy out thexits, scuying back to thei something about which students should be infomed D seats Statton had planned to talk about this topic in his speech Mye Kutz, ' 59 to inteested students seveal weeks ago; unfotunately time did not pemit his going into the subject at all Nonw, howeve, with the appointment of D Bown, Thee Tnec the Qi ech changing natue of engineeing at MT seems to be gaining momentum We feel the students should be the fist to Enteed as second class matte at know the post of office the natue setts at Published Boston of the evey Massachu- change We have head little Tuesday and Fiday duing except the college college vacations, yea, by THE TECH-Walke bidge Memoial, 39, Cam- about it in the past Mass Telephones -,owdidge o Ext UNivesity 2731 Twenty-fou hou answeing sevice: TR e hoc that te ealy S t fall Pesident S taton will,holu anothe meeting VOL LXXX with students and tha MAY time 5, 1959 answe some NO 18 of the questions on Engineeing Science which he posed in Gene W Ruoff '61 Associate Managing Edito Raymond J Waldmann '60 Associate Business Manage pepaation fo the last one, when he said: " hope to talk Jim Kistle '62 Associate Bay Roach News Edito '62 on such questions as how Associate fa does Bian News one Stong Edito go in this type of '62 Ciculation M anage Chales Muntz '62 thing; is it not Advetising possible to Leonad Manage go too fa; and could this type of R Tenne '60 Associate Spots Edito Robet N Gunitz '60 philosophy Associate Spots be applicable Edito to too Daow a ange of student D eloss S Bown '62 Editoial Assistant ;,teests?" pt" LOY " ^^i NER HqW ART ' WRNA,iDR MAUREEN STAPLETON Academy Awad MAUREN STALETO Nominee KwEN'M Pn E Ket K ENM OgES,e -sq SCHARY,, Only Bosfon Appeaance! HOTEL BRADFORD Fiday, May 15 n Concet - Dance "The Geat Rhp 3 W01 m FB - l a== fo COLLEGE STUDENTS and FACULTY at the MDSTON HOUSE AgiAes fom Gand Cental Also opeotos of the ALLERTON HOUSE FOR WOMEN Now Yea i -u Sidney Howlad's "THE LATE CHRSTOPHER BEAN" Pesented by Lesley College Chapte of Delta Psi Omega - May 6, :30 PM_ Rindae Tech HS Aud -Tickets: $200, $150 (Res) $ 100 (unes) fained - % at: College House Phamacy (Hav Sq) - Bence Phamacy (Mass Ave) ON k THE HGHWAY t was a time of geat unest and movement all acoss the land, and was of it and in it and on it and with it My sonnet was half finished; my soul was a taffic light tuning fom ed to geen t was the time, and packed a toothbush and a comb and a cold can of Schaefe bee, and went to my mothe's side " got to go, Dad," said, Kissing he, digging he, all choked up with love and Zen and a mouthful of popcon to go with the bee "Sam is giving me a send-off, and then got to go" Sam was my fiend and he was hip and called him Sam The swinging Sam gave fo me was wild, icy, fa out Nobody moved fo hous We sat on the floo, looking inwad, Zenwad, sipping ou good gold Schaefe bew Suddenly the doo swung open, and a beaded, haunted, seene face appeaed, and it was a poet and he had been out thee eveywhee and he had dug it all and he was back He knew, man, he knew it and we knew it, that he knew He was cammed full of Zen-wisdom and his eyes wee wise and wild and his whole body was bandaged He was beat He picked up a can of Schaefe : "What do you hea in the best of : cicles?" he chanted "Schaefe : all aound!" we mumbled Schaefe s got a smooth ound taste," he said, "neve shap, neve flat t's ound, cats, and we dink it because nobody hee is a squae!" So, out of nowhee, had the wod, and the wod was ound t was the time, and set off along quiet steetspast the football field, looking fo kicks; past county gadens, digging the caots and onions; and then ahead of me saw the cuving, calling, mystic, oaing highway And it was the time, and dank Schaefe, and was gone THE F& M SCHAEFER BREWNG CO, NEW YORK and i A smat hotel in ALBANY, NY mid-town Manhattan, close to shopping and theate disticts Beautifully decoated ooms Excellent dining facilities Ai-conditioned Public Rooms Wits to College Depatment fo Rates and Resevations MDSTON HOUSE Madison Ave, 3 St, M MUay Hill -3700

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So pick you pack--save the six wappes,-and get going! t's cosswod puzzle fun and eal smoking pleasue all the way! ENTER OFTEN--HAVE FUN-AND WN! But think caefully! This puzzle is not as easy as it looks At fist the DOWN and ACROSS clues may appea simple Thee may appea to be moe than one "ight" answe Fo example, the clue might ead: "Many a coed will be given he best date's P- -N" Eithe "i" (PN) o "E" (PEN) would seem to fit But only one answe is apt andlogical as decided by the judging staff, and theefoe coect Read the ules caefully ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU WSH Good luck! "" - HURRY! ENTER NOW! CONTEST CLOSES MAY 29, RULES-PLEASE READ CAREFULLY 1 The College Puzzle Contest is open to college students and college faculty membes except employees and thei immediate families of Liggett & Myes and its advetising agencies 2 Fill in all missing lettes pint clealy Use of obsolete, achaic, vaiant o foeign wods pohibited Afte you have completed the puzzle, send it along with six empty package wappes of the same band fom L&M, Chestefield o Oasis cigaettes (o one easonable hand-dawn facsimile of a complete package wappe of any one of the thee bands) to: Liggett & Myes, P O Box 271, New Yok 46, N Y Ente as often as you wish, but be sue to enclose six package wappes (o a facsimile) with each enty llegible enties will not be consideed 3 Enties must be postmaked by midnight, Fiday, May 29, 1959 and eceived by midnight, Fiday, June 5, Enties will be judged by the Buce-Richads Copoation, an independent judging oganization, on the basis of logic and aptness of thought of solutions n the event of ties, contestants will be equied to complete in 25 wods o less the following statement: "My favoite cigaette is (Chestefield) (L&M) o (Oasis) because " Enties will be judged on oiginality, aptness of thought and inteest by the Buce-Richads Copoation DuDlicate pizes will be awaded in event of final ties llegible enties will not be consideed By enteing all entants agee that the decision of the judges shall be final and binding S Solutions must be the oiginal wok of the contestants submitting them All enties become the popety of Liggett & Myes and none will be etuned 6, Winnes will be notified by mail as soon as possible afte completion of the contest 7 This contest is subject to all Fedeal, State and local laws and egulations CLU1ES ACSROSS: 6 Some college students ' 10 When at Light up an Oasis 0 _ 11 Sinking ship desete A E A T 12 Plual ponoun' i 13 One expects discussions in a sociology class 16 A student's caeless might annoy a shot-stoy instucto -_ 17 nitials of Uuguay and DenmakL 18 Gemanium (Chemn) 19 Nova Scotia (Abb) l7_ i 21 t pobably would count when you pick a hose to bet on L 1 17 l22 Sometimes a gil on a date must into he pocketbook to help 21 E 2_ l pay the tab Y ij 5S- 23 The muscle-builde's may fascinate a pooly developed man 2- j 24 Chemical Enginee (Abb) 2 R O 26 Campes will pobably be by a foest fie 29 When stating a tip, touists usually look fowad to the fist E ~ ~ At home 1S1 a _SS 32 Liteate in Ats (Abb) 'Associate in Ats (Abb') 31M 52 : 36 One could appea quite hamless at times 37 Revese the fist pat of "]~M"! l 33 Familia fo faculty membe! dsl - 38 What will soon appea in a bombed-out city CLUES DOWN:37 3_ 19 1 The beginning and end of pleasue i! i 1 2 A ual can be inviting to a vacationist 3 Second and thid lettes of OASS 4 When one is packed, it could be exaspeating to emembe PRNT CLEARLY! ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU WSH a few aticles that should be included 5 t would pay t o caeful be when glass is Mad to Liggett & Myes, P 0 Box 271, New Yok 46, New Yok Be 165 woundsy to baefulao withen glass mild C E sue to attach six enpty package wappes of the same band (o 7 Auo ea to onwithambldchesterfel facsimile) fom Chestefield, L&M, o Oasis cigaettes 8 Distict Attoney (Abb) 9 A fom Pais should please the aveage woman i 12 An inveteate tavele will about distant lands Mane 14 ae had to study 1 15 Stone, Bonze and on 20 How Mexicans say, "Yes" 23 All L&M cigaettes ae " high" in smoking pleasue Addess 25 May be a decisive facto in winning a hose ace 27 nitials of Oglethope, ona, Rutges and Emeson 28 United Nations Oganization (Abb) College 30 Golf mound 32 Colloquial fo place whee the finest tobaccos ae tested fo L&M This enty must be postmaked befoe midnight May 29, 1959, and 33 Poet Laueate (Abb) eceived at P O Box 271, New Yok 46, New Yok, by midnight, 34 Filte ends June 5, What Abne might be called 36 Bachelo of Education degee Liggett & Myes Tobacco Co L - -!_

4 - - - Page 4 TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1959 _ O _q Ensglish: HLLTOP HASH HOUSE Thinklish tanslation: This dine is peched on a mountain peak, which makes it a cestauant! The view is tops -but fom thee on, things go downhill A typical meal includes a puny melon (scanatloupe) and you choice of sandwiches (shambuges o ankfutes) t's all seved up, natually, on 50-y-old dishes (cackey) Best couse to take: light up a Lucky enjoy the honest taste of fine tobacco Thee's no tip at the end! MT Sailos Fall Lacossemen Topple Amhest 9-5; Scoe Five Goals in Final Peiod, ~ To Pinceton Tiges; Tech Places Second The MT sailos wee edged by Pinceton in the 19th Easten Dinghy Championships fo the Owen Cup at Annapolis last week-end men, ahead thoughout the seies, vent into the last ace with a twelve point lead ove second place Pinceton n the final zace, the Enginees failed to show the fine fom that they exhibited ealie, as they came inl well behind the Tiges As a 1esult, the final tally showed MT second among ten teamns with Pinceton captuing the cup High point skippe fo the seies wvas Bill Widall '59 with 93 out of a possible 110 points Skippe Dennis Posey '59 added 77 to give the sailos a total of 170 which fell just thee shot of Pinceton's 173 Clewving fo Widnall was Pete Gay '61, and fo Posey, Jan Nothby '59 At the Raven Heptagonal at USCGA last Satuiday, the Techmen, due to an opening ace withdawal and beakdowns in both the second and thid aces, came in fouth in a field of six entants At the helm was Geoge Kik '60, while Bill Long '59, Don Nelsen '61, and Walt Bagdade '61 handled the sheets Rounding off the veek-end fo the vasity squads was a meet on the Chales Sunday BU led the way with Tech second, followed by Holy Coss and Babson Skippeing wee Bagdade and Nelsen At a Nonagonal meet at Medfod, the yealing sailos finished fist, topping teams fom six othe schools on Sunday Sailing fo the victoious fosh wee Chuck Glueck and Thane Smith Each was high point skippe in his espective division English: AVERSON TO COOKNG English: Thinklish: pbantrosty BUBBLE-GUM With the aid of a stong fouth quate offensive, the vasity laclosse team sent an Open House Day thong of spectatos away happy by defeating peviously undefeated Amlhest 9-5 The final assault took place afte a detemined squad of Jeffs had taken advantage of the Beaves' unilspied play to move within one point of MT at the end of thee peiods Only 1:04 afte the opening face-off, Pete Block put the visitos ahead 1-0, but this lead lasted less than sixty seconds as Beave midfielde Chuck Fitzgeald '59 dove aound two defendes to knot the scoe Fitzgeald tallied two moe goals on simila ushes in the next fou minutes, giving a geat display of his powe At 13:45 of this session, he passed to Jim Russell '59 who flipped the ball home to give the Enginees a 4-1 magin Athletic Association Holds Final Meeting The final meeting of the yea of the MT Athletic Association was held last Thusday evening in Litchfield Lounge Afte vaious epots on coming awads, discussion was held on estictions on vasity athletes The AA Executive Committee pesented a esolution placing these contols in the hands of the coaches and captains Howeve, since thee wasn't a quoum pesent, it was not possible to take any definite action Then the aims of the intamual pogam wele discussed, but this w-as tabled until next yea KTTY KELLEY U OF MARYLAND EXPERT n the slow second qualte, Al hest closed the gap with a lmat;; by Jim Noyes, and with MT's co, tinued lethagic play they added an othe ealy in the thid stanza Beaves Launch Attack Coach Ben Maltin's stickminen ca to life as soon as they stepped G the field fo the fouth peiod Boi Williamson '59 opened the baag, at 1:43 Moments late, Russell ele tifled the fans as he took a pas flom defenseman John Cadwallade '60, spun away fom thee Jeffs, a dove in to notch his second goal, othe eleven seconds passed, a: letech hit again Paul Ekbeg, bounced it in with an assist fv Don dereynie '60 Dan Michael N passed to Ekbeg fo the next Be< ye point The visitos attempted a comebaoo but could net but two moe goai; sandwiched aound the Enginee- final malke by Chuck Conn '60 Tomoow aftenoon the Boston L cosse Club will be enteltained by tk vasity lacossemen on Biggs Fiel, Led by Teddy Madden, Assistant P,: fesso of Geophysics, the BLC il povide poweful opposition fo tl- Beaves in thei annual exhibitie, game VasityDiamondme- Beat Clak 8-4; Led By Bead, GoodEno The vasity tennis team won thei fifth match in a ow this past Sal uday aftenoon as they defeatedl weak RPi contingent 9-0 Tech fist seeded Raul Kaman '61 esii! took his two sets 6-2, 6-1 Jack tiak pe '61 also took his two 6-2, 6 Captain Jeff Winicou '59 kept k: pace with a 6-3, 6-0 win Bob HOdg '60 and Dave Aake '60 encounte' some touble but came out on to,, The doubles matches easily went t complete the sweep Fosh Downed Less successful wee the 'ea2 lings who wee downed by a stop, Andove squad this past Wednesday on the DuPont Memoial Couts English: FEATHERED MUSCAL GROUP English: HAG'S TMEPECE -+ ;a, hinoish: STORKESTRA ALLAN BSHOP NORTHWESTERN U Thinklish : "ONALD MACPHERSO N N y U WDMCpEHWAT HuW1 Tg ) 5 Take a wod-amplifie, fo example With it, you can make a wet micophone (damplifie), a toch singe's mike (vamplifie), a boxing-ing loudspeake (champlifie) o a PA system in an amy post (camplifte) That's Thinkish-and ;1it's that easy! 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5 , AS, C JESDEY, MAAY 5,1959 X_- _ 7, Hundeds of avid fans, many copi- -Usly supplied with liquid efesh- ' ent flocked to the banks of the!~hales Rive Satuday to witness the i eason's biggest day of cew acing?;the weathe as pefect fo all nine aces,' to in the moning and the _ L - l Havad Takes Two Cup Races; Teclh Close in Fosh Light Tilt -est in the aftenoon ti ltogethe six schools (MT, Dat- ;;outh, Bown, Pinceton, BU and H]avad) wee epesented duing }ite day Tech, Havad and the Big,Geen competed fo the lightweight ~iglin Cup, while Pinceton joined he goup fo the Compton C(up i(heavy-weight) aces Bown sent only its thid vasity 150-pound cew ' The Enginee, Geen and Cimson!f]eshmen lights povided the most excitement of the day in thei pile tilt with no open wate between the thee shells duing the entie ]ace Datmouth led most of the wvay biy a few seats but the Cantabs ovetook the leades in the spint and,,non with a time of 7:350 Tech finished less than a length asten of the victos Enginees Lead Stoking 30/,',, the Beaves took an ealy two seat lead in the vasity heavy ace fo the Compton Cup but 'fell to thid behind Havad amd Pinceton at the 2000 mete mak itihe Techmen wee still clinging to _the thid spot as the shells passed,ode the Havad Bidge, but yield- 'i- ed to the Datmouth challenge with tess tha a mlile to go The Cimson's ( winning time of 8:450 was consid-, seed by some to be a ecod fo the Chales couse, although no official confimation of this was given BU finished in the fifth spot Havad captued the Biglin Cup, whipping Datmouth by two lengths and the Enginees by five with a clocking of 7:146 fo the Henley distance The Cantabs led all the way afte stating the count at 34 while MT was stoking 321/2 The Beaves held second at the bidge but faded in the stetch and placed fouth behind Halvad, Datmouth and Pinceton in the JV heavyweight encounte n the lightweight JV skimish the Cantabs again showed thei supeioity, cossing the line fou lengths ahead of Datmouth MT ended a distant thid MT also finished fouth asten of the Cimson, Tiges and Geen in the f'osh heavy stuggle and thid betind Havad and Datmouth in the thid light ace n othe heavyweight aces Pinceton's thid vasity defeated the Cimson ove the long oute in the ealy aftenoon and Havad's thid osh wee victoious CYCLERS Membes ae needed fo an intecollegiate bike team which will compete next Satuday, May 9, in New Haven f inteested, please contact Phil Cohen af Extension 3205 o Cicle AChE Meeting Pofesso Shewood and Pofesso Baddou will pesent to the AChE this Wednesday, af 5:00 pm, in Walke Lounge, a talk on thei ecent tip to Russia Students and faculty of the Dep'f of Chem Engineeing ae codially invited to attend Refeshmnenfs will pecede the talk Vasity Racquetmen Shut Out RP 9-0 The vasity baseball team celebated Open House Day with a esounding 8-4 tiumph ove Clak on Biggs Field The Enginees won this one in spite of a booming 12 hit attack by the Woceste boys Twelve bases on balls by thei pitche and fou eos did consideable damage to the Clak cause Al Bead '59 won his second game of the season pitching seven innings, fanning one, and walking thee 3ead also dove in two uns with a pai of singles He was elieved by sta catche Waen Goodnow '59 who whiffed six while passing two The contest was deadlocked at oneall going into the sixth fame, but then the Cadinal and Gay pushed eight tallies acoss the plate in the next thee innings with Clak only scoing twice MT held thei opponents to a single make in the top of the ninth to gain the victoy Fiday aftenoon at 4:00, the Beave nine tangles with Notheasten hee 6=101s~ WANTED Classified ads fo THE TECH We can sell anyfhing - old cas, books, adios, etc Place you ad now by calling Chales Muntz, Ext 3217 Special ates fo MT Commnunity: 10c pe line Wash - ba4apbanmnaoaassnsrsla F REE Wednesday & Thusday Between 7-10 pm Speed Wash Cone of Austin & Colunmbia (nea Cental Squae) Municipal Paking Maley Chille On WTBS 7:30-9 ThusdAy n Rea Page 5 i L WE,,,--,, SHRAM T FSTA A column of incidental intelligeane by dockv band ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "GENTLEMAN AND SCHOLAR" High paise, indeed, fo any man! 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6 Page 6 A Dickson Hause And Donald Tufts Win Bell Fellowships Gaduate students Donald W Tufts and A Dickson Hause have both been ganted Bell Telephone Laboatoies Fellowvships which cay a minimum gant of $2,000 to the winne and an additional $2,000 to cove tuition, fees and othe costs, in ode that they may continue thei study and eseach in engineeing and science (Continued fomn page 1) and administato am fully confident that he will povide fo the whole school of engineeing the same kind of constuctive leadeship which has made the Depatment of Electical Engineeling outstanding" -` TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1959 elated to communications technology in Science and Humanities Modeation of the fist two lec Tufts eceived his AB fom W'illianms in mathematics in 1955, and "Dawin and Dawinism" will be fol- phy Huston C Smith and Pofessa0 Pofesso Cannon's lectue on tues will be by Pofesso of Philos since has obtained SB and SM in lowed on Wednesday, May 6, with a of Humanities Giogio de Santillan, electical engineeing at MT Tufts talk by Pofesso Stuat Hughes of A eading list containing Chad was able to win a Bell Telephone Havad Univesity on "Post-Dawin Dawin's Oigin of the Species, se, Laboatoies Fellowsship last yea, Relativism and Contempoay Anthopological Thought" at 4:00 pm and wok by Julian Huxley was pie says", vin's Apes and Victoianu also fo his wok on the mathematical aspects of communication theoy Today, May 5, Pofesso of Humanities Walte F Cannon will de- The concluding lectue will be de- in the Lounge paed fo Couse XX students Hause, who now esides at the The official memoandum notes that gaduate house, has also eceived live the fist in a seies of lectues liveed in conjunction with LSC at all senios in Couse XX his ae ex SB and SM in electical engineeing on the topic "Dawinism " 8:00 pm in Room on the pected to attend the fist two se at MT and he holds as well, Pofesso Cannon's talk in the Hayden Libay Lounge at 7:30 pm will e is D Gey Walte of the Buden same day, May 6 The featued speak- a degee in physics and mathematics sions The thid lectue, which Nqi fom Ripon College His specialty is mak the beginning of Couse XX's Neuological nstitute in Bistol, deal with the evolution of the bain, communication and signal theoy fist colloquim designed fo students England is open to the public - - NoW Dawinism Subject Of Fist Couse 21 Colloquium, May5-6 its the D Bown, who succeeds D Sodebeg as Dean of Engineeing, has been on the teaching staff at MT since 1931, seving the entie time in the Depatment of Electical Engineeing He was paticulaly active in im- potant eseach activities duing Wold Wa when he was diecto of the Sevomechanisms Laboatoy of the Depatment of Electical Engineeing D Bown's laboatoy undetook an extensive pogam of eseach and education fo the amed sevices Laboatoy activities wee concentated on the development of electic and hydaulic sevomechanisms and effots to incease the basic knowledge of the poblem of automatic contol n ecognition of the majo advances made by the laboatoy unde his diection, D Bown eceived the Pesident's Cetificate of Meit, the nation's highest civilian awad, in 1948 The newly appointed Dean has done extensive govenment consulting and is the autho of numeous technical papes and aticles on engineeing education He is a membe of the Ameican Society fo Engineeing Education old summeti since you've discoveed HASPEL Gone ae the days of swelteing summe suits Gone, too, ae old-fashioned lightweight suits that winkled'and bagged in humid weathe Now you have Haspel Si Peio, the emakable wash and wea suit of a light-as-ai blend of 75% Dacon* and 25% Cottonmand now you'e the neatest, coolest, most fashionable man in town Haspel gives you moethan just a wash and wea suit that dips dy eady to wea, with little o no ioning needed Haspel gives you that inimitable fashion touch, which puts Si Peio in a class by itself Come ini and find out how cool, how neat, how fashionab!e you cd be this summein Si Peio by Haslpel Suits 3995 Jackeits 2850 THE TECH EGO m OL, P E L F F E E a E L f h 5 e c a e B h E c t Ee; is o Yo Thi7Fnk 1 f you paents exhibited "baby pictues" of you to a fiend, would you be (A) embaassed? 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Best in the wold They know that only VCEROY has a thinking man's filte and a smoking man's taste *f you have checked (B) in thee out of the fist fou questions, and (C) in fou out of the last five you think fo youself! ( 1959, Bown & WVllllanqson Tobacco Cop T he--& Man Wffho Thinks/fo Himself Knows - ~ TheNW s 1Mu 4Qa 8 BBSf ap - n NLY WhThnks VCEROY HAS A THNKNG MAN'S FLTER A SMOKNG MAN'S TASTE