Kenyon Collegian - April 21, 1983

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1 Dgtal Kenyon: Reseach, Scholashp, and Ceatve Exchange The Kenyon Collegan Achves Kenyon Collegan - Apl 2, 983 Follow ths and addtonal woks at: Recommended Ctaton "Kenyon Collegan - Apl 2, 983" (983). The Kenyon Collegan Ths Book s bought to you fo fee and open access by the Achves at Dgtal Kenyon: Reseach, Scholashp, and Ceatve Exchange. t has been accepted fo ncluson n The Kenyon Collegan by an authozed admnstato of Dgtal Kenyon: Reseach, Scholashp, and Ceatve Exchange. Fo moe nfomaton, please contact noltj@kenyon.edu.

2 - ho, TV ab-o- ff 8-2- electon fo Student Councl pesdency held Apl 0 between Hnt? Stephens above, left) and May Chalmes poved nconclusve. Clulmec eceved 252 votes and Stephens 250, but the numbe of votes totalled ml 490. The dscepancy necesstates anothe electon, to be held Monday at Ftct dung! lunch and at Cund fo dnne, and Tuesdav, dung lunch at (,und a Ptce fo dnne. 7 ::-;-h- the ;-"ed upon ;.;s. :p and ane A-te- nts P3 Reagans budgetay polcy has vey lttle ntenal consstency. Eh 8 pq 8 The Whte Suts Englsh peme a success CO 8 Oh CO lades lacosse wns thd staght Jodan named pesdent of new league Volume (, Numbe 24 Thusday. Apl 2, 983 n n LJLJ Establshed A v J. tos Day celebates outstandng achevements By Pam W elsh ac-::-;l-hme- T:.t Honos Day Convocaton on monng lauded the :.s. ngushed academc,.;:::aan and athletc of ove 50 cuent l.:";on students and fou out-"- g alumn. Juno Douglas Edto of The Gambe "A, was awaded the E. :cm Andeson Cup fo beng the n the opnon of the gaduates and faculty, has he most fo the College dung cuent yea. The Dos B. Z! Awad, ecognzng standads consstent coeducatonal, esdental lfe, y pesented to seno Pamela Coodnato of the :ens Cente. Senos Edth de aand Lnda Day, Coodnatos : the Off-Cam- p us Actvtes ";3m n Psychology (OAPP), :;,fd Humantaan Awads fo actve and sgnfcant concen to the welfae of othes." Pocessonal and ;;:!g emaks by Pesdent honoay degees wee. thee alumn. D. Fulle, 6, Pofesso of...:eal Scence at the Coloado eceved the Doctoate of Lettes. The Doctoate of : as gven to M. Davd W. 38, eted Seno Vce v;;fen of the Cae Co-;-, ;on. an Emetus Tustee of the The Chaman of the. - ment of Sugey at Evanston Hosptal, D. Edwad F. v"" 40, was pesented the yoae of Scence...lowng the confeal of..degees, D. Fulle made a hopeful analyss of the pesent :,,:,0 d the futue possbltes leanng and "the geat nvesaton, n hs emaks V "To : st Down Amdst Peeng." Encouagng those : J The faculty pocessonal who chesh the at of exchange "not to clutch at gloes," he spoke of leanng fo the delght of esumng that convesaton whch "penetates and peseves the mystey of the human condton." Afte a pefomance by the Chambe Snges, Pesdent Jodan announced the wnnes of thee pestgous fellowshps. Senos Lsa Dsch, Nancy Powes and Chstophe Rome have each been awaded a Heny G. Dalton Fellowshp n Amecan Studes. Ths yeas wnnes of Thomas J. Watson Fellowshps, Tmothy Englct and Andew Huggns wee commended, as was May Roth, who has eceved a Natonal Scence Foundaton Fellowshp. The Faculty Awads fo Dstngushed Accomplshment wee gven afte the wnnes of Depatmental Pzes wee named. Those gven Faculty Awads wee Lsa Hapng and Ralph Smth, fo the wok n oganzng the estoaton of a poton of Exete Cathedal last yea; and to the foundes of Fst Step: Mos JFhope, Deboah Johnson, and" Wllam Sondhem.. Hell Week ncdent unde By Joshua Welsh Aound 4 a.m. Wednesday, fou Delta Kappa pslon pledges wee ted, blndfolded, and dven a few mles fom campus, whee they wee beaten and abandoned on a back oad. The dentty of the assalants, dessed n whte obes and whte hoods, emans unknown at ths tme. The Deans Offce and Secuty ae conductng a full nvestgaton. Robet Bdges, Ned Fsche, Scott Lech, and Ron Tuko, all feshmen, wee asleep n the DKE ba-oo- m when they wee kdnapped. The wsts wee ted behnd the backs wth athletc tape, and pllowcases wee placed ove the heads. They dd not make t back to Kenyon untl sometme afte dawn, spendng a few hous outdoos wth nsuffcent clothng fo the cold. " " nto Rosse on Honos Day Outstandng wtes wee also ecognzed wth the followng pzes: the Geoge Gund Awad, Deboah Wnkle; the Geoge B. Ogden Pze, Geg Polly; the Muel C. Badbook Pze, Andew Huggns; the Academy of Amecan Poety Awad, Mchael Cawley; the Robet Fost Poety Pze, Davd Smay; the Poppe Pze fo Poety, Wllam Machl; and the James E. Mchael Pze n Playwtng, Doug Dowd. Vsual and theatcal ats pzes gven wee: the Ryeson Pze n Pantng, Chalotte Robnson; the Paul Newman Tophy, Doug Dowd; the Joanne Woodwad Tophy, Aanna Tod: and the Ashfod Memoal Awad fo Excellence n Damatcs, Jonah Madoff. Wllam H. Thomas, J., 36, an enthusastc suppote of Kenyon athletcs who ded last month, was gven the Wllam A. Long Awad posthumously. Fou seno Kenyon athletes eceved the followng awads: the Seno Athlete of the Yea Awads, fo women, Wendy Eld, and fo men, Chstophe Shedd and Zachay Space; and the Jess Wllad Falkenstne Awad, John Emens. The pledges wee sleepng n the because the Hell DKE ba-oo- m Week was n sesson. John Keady, the ffth DKE pledge, was asleep behnd the DKE ba, and not vsble to the kdnappes. The fact that he was not taken leads college nvestgatos to suspect that actve DKEs wee not esponsble, as they would have known to look fo Keady. Newly elected DKE Pesdent Phl Cable fully dened any DKE nvolvement n the cme, sayng, "We ae the plantffs n ths matte." The feshman DKEs also beleve that the fatenty was not nvolved. Dean Readng sad on Monday "ght now we dont have any specfc peson, pesons, o goup whch s suspect. Fo the moment we ae at a bt of a standstll, but we have no ntenton of lettng ths dop." Ane Hamlton of Secuty, who s leadng the nvestgaton, has obtaned plaste casts of te tacks beleved to have come fom the assalants ca, as well as seveal objects found at the scene of the cme. "Should pesons be dentfed," sad Readng, "ou ntenton at the moment s to adjudcate ths unde the hazng as well as the conduct polces." The hazng polcy, nomally appled only to mattes whee pledges of a fatenty ae abused by Task Foce would addess poblem of campus vandalsm By Pam Welsh Ae the Guadan Angels comng to Kenyon, to powl the campus fo vandals? Not accodng to May Chalmes, the ognato of the buddng Vandalsm Task Foce. Stll n ts plannng stages, the functon of the Task Foce has not yet been completely defned. t s clea the goup wll not be a band of vglantes. Chalmes and Paul McCatney have appoached Student Councl, Feshmen Councl, FC, the deans and Secuty about the dea. So fa, she says, "esponses have been mxed, but the majoty have thought that the Task Foce should begn wth asng student awaeness of the costs of vandalsm both n tems of damage chages and the punshments whch ae beng meted out to offendes hee." As was mentoned n the Collegan last week, although acts of vandalsm have deceased ths yea, those whch have occued have been moe vsble. Ths fact, t seems to Chalmes, has futhe deceased the communtys toleance of vandalsm, and has made people moe open to the noton of a Task Foce. Dean Robet Readng has been encouagng, accodng to Chalmes, and has expessed a wllngness to poceed wth the plan, n he wods, "as a wokng dea." Anold nvestgaton membes of the same, would apply hee, Readng sad, because "The pncples and the danges ae the same as a egula hazng volaton." The College hazng polcy states that "To abuse o punsh a pledge by mposng an uneasonable o dsageeable task, to submt a pledge to physcal njuy, uneasonable physcal stan o any act detmental to the physcal o emotonal health of a pledge shall be consdeed hazng." One DKE pledge sad that they had only had fou hous of sleep snce Sunday, as they wee havng the Hell Week, and wee goggy at the tme of the ncdent. Readng also stessed the gavty of ths case, sayng that "n anothe, non-colle- ge stuaton, we could be talkng about kdnappng and assault and battey." The feshman DKEs ae gvng no comment untl the case s esolved. Pesdent Cable sad that "to dvulge nfomaton at ths pont would jeopadze ou poston." He sounded optmstc about the nvestgaton, although he agan declned to offe any comment. Many detals of the case eman vague o unknown at ths tme. The numbe of assalants, the numbe of cas, the exact tme of monng, as well as the degee to whch the pledges wee beaten o paddled s unclea. Hamlton, Decto of Secuty, consdes the Task Foce to be "a wondeful poposton," and sad Secuty has offeed "all the coopeaton we can" to the goup. Student eacton has not been so unfomly postve. Chalmes sad seveal students have been "dsmayed that we have to esot to somethng lke ths, what wth the sze of ou communty and the decease n the occuence of vandalsm," whch, she notes, "s done by a small mnoty of the populaton." Othes wth whom she has spoken thnk ths s pecsely the ght tme to gve moe publcty to the punshments fo vandalsm, n ode to ad n the contnuaton of ts decease. "The most mpotant thng," she adds, "s that the ssues ae beng dscussed, and the people ae offeng many postve, ceatve answes." The next step fo Chalmes s to dscuss wth Dean Edwads the way whch the Task Foce mght best ft nto the Colleges judcal system, among othe consdeatons. "Then we have to fom the goup tself, wth membes fom Student Councl, Feshmen Councl and FC and anyone else who s nteested," she says. Both Chalmes and McCatney welcome suggestons and nvolvement fom the communty, as they wok to make the Vandalsm Task Foce a ealty at Kenyon.

3 Ths Tuesday, Student Councl sent a lette to evey membe of the faculty estatng ts equest that students be allowed to patcpate n faculty meetngs. We suppot Councl, but acknowledge that not all ssues dscussed n faculty meetngs ae necessaly fo students to hea. But we consde t the students esponsblty to take an actve ole n dscussons that concen the futue dectons and long-te- m goals of the College. Occasonal student attendance at faculty meetngs s necessay f studentsae to poceed fom an nfomed poston n such dscussons. We mantan that both goups shae common nteests n many aspects of college lfe; exchange of deas on these ssues s vtal. The questons suoundng the futue of admssons polces concen 8-yea-o- all of us. Because the pecentage of ou socety s declnng, Kenyon wll soon be faced wth a dffcult dlemma: how to mantan academc excellance n a fnancally theatenng envonment. Anothe ssue whch concens us both s tenue polcy. Many of us came to the College because t seems to place a value on pesonal teachng. Cetanly, f Kenyon wee to become a school whch pushed ts faculty to publsh to the extent of compomsng the pofessos classoom pefomance ts eputaton would change, pobably fo the wost. Students need to take an actve ole n dscussons of the cuculum. t s too easy to become passve ecpents of knowledge n the classoom. f students wee to have a voce n the decsons whch the chaacte of Kenyons cuculum, we would become detemne moe ctcal espondents to couse mateal. The esponsblty fo ntatng student-facult- y exchange of deas on these ssues now ests wth Student Councl. We uge Councl to submt to the faculty a new poposal outlnng specfc equests n a teno of eason and coopeaton. Councl should ask the faculty to elease an agenda of topcs to be dscussed at ts meetngs. Councl should popose that a fomal pocedue be outlned wheeby students could gan admttance to faculty meetngs. Fnally, Councl should pusue an ageement wth the faculty whch would ecognze cetan ctea (such as the ssues lsted above) fo admsson whch would be satsfactoy to both pates. The only way students can expect to see such poposals actvated s to lobby fo them though nfomal channels. We uge all students and faculty membes who suppot these poposals to ntate debate on the subject of attendance befoe the next faculty vote. The spt of the lbeal ats can only be nvgoated by fee exchange of dffeent deas and vewponts; t s compomsed, howeve, by sececy and lds n ad Page Two OPNON Apl 2, 983 Reconsde student attendance segegaton Ḃeyond human dgnty On Wednesday monng, fou Delta Kappa Epslon pledges wee kdnapped, suffeed physcal abuse at the hands of the captos, and wee left mles fom campus n the cold, wth nsuffcent clothng. Such an act deseves the complete condemnaton of the communty. n no way can ths be passed off as a pactcal joke; clealy, t was motvated and executed n a spt of shee vcousness. The fact that such a spt exsts at Kenyon s, when t manfests tself, always alamng. To say that t s out of place hee s to undestate t t s completely antthetcal to the deals of thecollege, and s an attack on the most basc sense of human dgnty. Appaently and unfotunately, cetan membes of the communty do not consde these bn-dnbelefs g. We must emembe that Hell Week s not wafae. Fatentes should not be gven a cate blanche to do anythng they please to the pledges. Whle we deploe what happened to these DKE pledges, we have to wonde f the fact that they had only slept a few hous n thee days does not n tself consttute hazng. Such acts happen patly because students fo whateve easons do not feel pat of the outsde wold, and do not feel that they need patculaty woy about the actons whle hee. Dean Readng sad that "n anothe, non-colle- ge stuaton, we could be talkng about kdnappng and assault and battey." The communty students as well as admnstatos should teat t wth ths degee of mpotance. Whle the case s unde nvestgaton by the College, nstead of the polce, we must not foget that Kenyon s not a wold unto tself. The Kenyon Collegan News Edto Andew K. Smth Spots Edto Bob Wabulon Assstants Amy McCloskey, Lsa Neuvlle Edto Chstophe Rome Managng Edto Matha Loenz Featues Edtos Ban Keaney, Melnda Robets Atsts Jeff Decoste, Douglas Dowd, Dan Shefelman Busness Manage Stephen J. Szabo Pespectve Edto Mchael Cannzzao Columnst Davd Smay Photogaphy Coodnato Stephen Hays Cculaton Manage Mchael Cannzzao Edtoal Boad Mchael Cannzzao, Lsa Dsch, Matha Loenz, Chstophe Rome, Lynn Taves, Joshua Welsh Establshed 856 The Kenyon Collegan s publshed evey Thusday whle the College s n sesson, except dung examnaton and vacaton peods. The vews expessed n the pape do not necessaly eflect the vews of Kenyon College. Advetsng s handled by the Kenyon Subscptons and Advetsng Bueau (KSAB), a ncn-pof- t student-u- oganzaton. n Yealy subscptons ae $8.00; checks should be made payable to The Kenyon Collegan. Ou malng addess s Kenyon Collegan, Student Affas Cente, Kenyon College, Gambe, Oho The Kenyon Collegan encouages lettes to the edto. All submssons must be typed, double spaced. The Edto eseves the ght to edt all mateal whle mantanng the ognal ntentons of the submsson. Commttee ponts out common To the Edto: Although t was a mno pont n a lette on the back page of the last ssue, fo the sake of futheng the pocess of handcapped accessblty hee at Kenyon, we would lke to coect a falacous supposton. The "students suggestng new potes" wondeed "why not Students nflamed ove ncdent To the Edto: Fou weeks ago ths Fday we wee the vctms of a fe caused by the thoughtless use of fecackes. At appoxmately 3 a.m. someone set a bottle ocket nto ou lvng oom, whee t gnted a bag of gabage and then spead to a neaby cha. Despte the late hou, one of us was fotunately awake and head the ntude and the subsequent fe. Though combned effots we wee able to quell the fe ealy and pevent any futhe damage. No one has come fowad to ethe clam esponsblty o apologze to ou apatment. And we. wth no ecouse, can only eflect on the "founates" of the ncdent. "Fotunately" one of us had been awake, and "fotunately" the fe v contollable. But gven the geat numbe of possbltes: the vey flammable stuctue of ou apatment and those adjacent to us along wth the numbe of soundly sleepng ndvduals who mght have been affected, we should consde ouselves lucky. Ou sense of elef s an atfcal one. though. Had the fe been of natual causes, we would be ght n ou sentments. But due to the anonymty of the offendes, we ae pehaps less mndful of the vey senseless and thoughtless natue of the ncdent. Paadoxcally, t seems both outageously malcous and so nomnal as to be unpesecutablc. As the deans face the dffculty of appopate dscplnay acton, the ncdent wll pobably be soon fogotten. We at Kenyon enjoy a geat deal of playful feedom n ou close communty. But when one membes actvtes seously challenge the welfae both of anothe membe and the communty as a whole, we should consde ou wllngness to pemt such actvtes to go unpunshed. Saah Hll, Sally Dunlap, Cathene Rchads, and Clae Bouton THE READERS WRTE complan about Bexleys handcapped staway lft that costs twce that of an equally functonal elevato fo the same pupose?" Actually, the cha-l- ft cost $28,000 compaed to a mnmum of $80,000 whch an elevato would have cost. Not only dd ths cha-lf- t save the College a geat deal of money n ts (the Colleges) move to bng the physcal plant up to complance wth fedeal egulatons, t left the stuctue of Bexley unchanged; an elevato would have equed substantal stuctual not to menton aesthetc alteatons to the buldng. Refom of Socal To the Edto: Last yea n ts annual epot, the Depatment of Tanspotaton blthely declaed the Amtak al system to be a success n the face of huge defcts numbeng n the mllons of dollas. Ths cuous atonalzaton s not uncommon fo bueaucaces; afte all, lttle punshment exsts fo neffcent management. Pvate companes, on the othe hand, must stve to be effcent because they ae dectly ewaded o punshed fo the esultng effots. Cetan paallels can be dawn between Amtaks toubles and the pesent pedcament of Kenyon Colleges Socal Boad. Last yea S6.000 was lost ov the Mchael Stanley Band concet. Ths means that evey sngle student lost almost $4 egadless f he o she went to the concet. Despte ths, cetan membes of Socal Boad declaed the concet to be a success. Ths yea. Socal Boad actually expected to lose $5,000, and pesumably would agan have declaed the concet a success f the losses had not be so exteme. The ony, agan, s that a majoty of Kenyon students pad fo a concet whch they dd not attend. The pupose of ths shot essay, howeve, s not to ctcze the wongdongs of the past, but to povde altenatve solutons fo the futue. Pope ncentves need to be nstalled so that monetay losses to the student body ae mnmzed. beleve one way to tackle ths poblem would be to allow pvate oganzatons to handle and pomote campus bands. n fact, the most successful bands ths yea have been sponsoed by pvate oganzatons, n ths case, fatentes. Notably, the Betas wee esponsble fo bngng the popula Jady Kuant band to the campus msconcepton We thank the wtes fo pontt; out a egettably commc msconcepton, and thank fo ts contnued suppc of the effots to make Gambe; place wheen we may all lve, lean and teach, wth joy and dgnt; egadless of ace, ceed, sex t handcap. Snceely, The Pesdents Advsoy Commttee on Handcapped Accessblty at Kenyon Boad poposed seveal weeks aeo, as a fundav el Othe pvate oganzatons couldh j ; s encouaged to patcpate as well,, To meet ths end. Socal Boa-:- could be tansfomed nto monetay authoty n chage c! dolng out funds to pva oganzatons. Oganzatons cot: equest funds n much the sa manne that student oganzaton pesently deal wth Fnance Co mttee. All tcket ecepts would etuned to Socal Boads acco untl the allotted amount eceved. The money left ove cot be etaned by the pva oganzatons to do wth what ls wshed. Ths s pecsely whee centves fo effcency and co mnmzaton would play a e- -; Theoetcally, Socal Boad ck end the yea wth the same amounu L ( money n the budget. S-Bo- Thus, any losses whch y ncus ae unfaly subsde-bthe ente student body. Allow pvate oganzatons to play a las a! (although pehaps not encompassng) ole n Socal Boa actvtes would mnmze tne nsscs, umg moe nanus to tan"! and elmnate the bueaucat complcatons whch have hampe Socal Boad s potental success povdng fo the student body. Cag Rchadson Fundase announced To the Edto: Heat dsease s the Amec klle - esponsble fo moe deatl" ; than all othe causes combned Heat dsodes nclude: hgh blocc pessue, ateoscleoss, heumat heat, and congental heat defect all of whch can esult n heajtjj See READERS pav L

4 8-month folly Apl 2, 983 PERSPECTVE Page Thee Economst tlelbone defends ole of govt n captalst system ; By Mak Kagalott Robet Helbone s one of the most wdely ead economsts and hstoans of the 20th centuy. He has not only wtten numeous books, ncludng The Woldly Phlosophes, Busness Cvlzaton nd Declne, and gevond Boom and Bust, but als0 has been publshed n vaous : peodcals ncludng the yew Yok Revew of Books, Foegn Affas, and The New Yok Tmes. Snce 972, Helbone has been the Noman Thomas Pofesso of Economcs at the New School fo Socal Reseach n New Yok Cty. Collegan: At pesent, thee exsts a declnng fath n the Amecan economc system as well as gowng nsecutes Robet about ou economc toubles. n geneal, the people do not know whethe the poblems stem fom the falue of the fee maket economy o fom a lack of effectve polcy-makn- g on the pat of govenment. Do you see any unque "poblems asng fom ths pevalent nfuson? Helbone: thnk ts tue that nost people dont know whch pat jf socety s esponsble fo ou xonomc woes. Those who thnk they know ae geneally dvded by two fundamentally dffeent phlosophes. Ths dvson n atttude ases fom the dffeent ways of eadng the vey natue of the captalst system. Consevatves beleve that f you took the govenment "off the backs of the people," thngs would un much moe Helbone dung hs vst to Kenyon last week Lectue examnes the Reaganomcs By Chs Rome D. Robet Helbone, one man who should know what hes talkng about n economc mattes, Monday nght called Reaganomcs "the most extaodnay con job that anyone has eve put ove on the Amecan publc." Befoe a capacty cowd n the Bology Audtoum the esteemed economst, hstoan and polfc autho assaled seveal assumptons and peceptons he beleves undele the economc polces of the pesent admnstaton. But fst Helbone dstngushed Reagonomcs fom supply-sd- e economcs, whch he sad, "s gone." The latte polcy he passed off as an whch poduced an "economc skd" by applyng the "bake" (tght money polces) and the "acceleato" (tax cuts) at once. Helbone jokngly noted that n the co-autho- ed fothcomng edton of a book he wth economst Leste Thuow, he has stcken any seous menton of the supply-sd- e theoy. Accodng to Helbone, peceptons held by Pesdent Reagan, othes n hs admnstaton, and wen us, ae moe mpotant than economcs. " thnk thee ae mspeceptons that msconstue the lage task of economc polcy," he ad. One of the most pevalant of tee assumptons, Helbone sad, s that "nflaton can be wung out of he economy," f cetan hash measues ae appled. He cted unnng the gauntlet of tght money" hgh nteest ates, fo example as the pmay manfestaton of such measues. Helbone waned that although the SxnaAee Oa A&V M WORRED ABOUT REAGANS OH... DEFENSE. POLCES NOTHNG. What do you thnk.? "2 smoothly. Consevatve economsts tend to thnk that the captalst system has somehow acheved a self-suffcen- cy degee of such that t s magnable that t would opeate wth much less mpngement f sepaated moe fom ths othe entty called govenment. They see a system capable of poducng ts own odelness and fowad momentum. Othe people feel that f you took govenment "off the backs of the people" you would also take t fom unde the feet. They take the nflaton ate s vey close to zeo, " do not thnk nflaton has been wung out. "Ou socety catches nflaton lke a cold. t used to be depessons, sad Helbone. "Thee was a tme when captalsm was subject to depessons fee-fall- s. o Then people lved n constant awaeness of ths possblty." "Gettng the govenment off ou backs" s anothe assumpton o pecepton on whch Reagonomcs s founded, he sad. Helbone ponted out a double standad whch he sad has been used unfaly to judge govenment gulty befoe poven vce-vesnnocent and busness a on such mattes as (economc) waste. "Actvtes undetaken by the govenment can be enomously healthy fo economc wealth," Helbone emnded the audence. He sad also that pvate busness does not always contbute n a healthy way to the economy. "We need to wea the same set of spectacles fo both sectos. Ths detemnaton s needed but s not the mndset of the admnstaton." Helbone sad he ecognzed anothe Reagan mspecepton n the dea that "We can wok ou way back to a smple wold." The economst emaked, "We lve n a peod n whch economcs has become a global affa. The sze of the poblem has become nceasngly moe complex and has cut off eteat to a smple day. dont thnk that thee s an ease way of lfe anymoe." He lsted such developments as collaboaton between vey lage copoatons and?sv&. WHAT DO YOU THNK CHARS WOULD LOOK LKE TO BE. F THNKNG KhJEtS BENT SOMETHNG THE OTHER WAY? c WEGOT T9 n poston, cetanly lke myself, that f you emove the govenment fom the economy, the economy would collapse ovenght. And dont just mean that govenment spendng mantans the economy; mean that what s called the economc system s eally shot though wth socal, poltcal and cultual elements that secue ts wokngs. The economc system does not wok just on maxmzng mpulses. That talk about emovng the govenment ovelooks the way that the economc system s embedded n a matx of socal, poltcal and cultual elements whch ae ndspensble fo ts oveall opeaton. So t seems to me that consevatves have an enomously ovesmplfed vew of the system. Collegan: What do you thnk of the consevatve supply-sd- e noton that tax cuts would ceate a suge of busness actvty owng to nceased ncentves to wok, save, and nvest? Helbone: thnk the supply-sd- e dea was pefectly alght as a genealzaton snce tax cuts, no doubt, seve to stmulate nvestment, savngs, and so on. But the degee of fath placed on t was absud. The decton n whch the tax cuts wee amed seemed vey unlkely to poduce esults. dont know anybody who would call a seous economst who eve beleved that the supply-sd- e polcy would eve poduce the esults that ts potagonsts ntended. Collegan: What do you thnk wll be the net effect of the Reagan admnstatons polcy of slow money gowth? con job govenments to penetate ntenatonal makets; multnatonals base the opeatons n foegn countes, leavng behnd what he called "the weckage" of unemployment behnd them; the Euodolla maket ove whch the U.S. Fedeal Reseve has lttle contol; and the amazng speed at whch money can tavel aound the wold to othe makets. n Helbones estmaton, all of these tends "jeopadze the vey meanng of economc soveegnty. Natonal economes ae now located n an ntenatonal matx of tade." "Some knd of natonal dvdes ae needed. We need to put dvdes nto the sloshng pool of ntenatonal fnance." Helbone lkened the stuaton to that of an ce tay wthout dvdes and sad he advocated "some knd of defensve postue aganst ths knd of competton. am comng to favo local content laws wheeby poduces ae foced by law to poduce a pat of the goods n the county they sell them n. look at ths wth much moe favo than eve had. supse myself." Fnally, Helbone asseted that, e-estmat- on "thee must be a of usng natonal powe," to confont the enomty of todays economc poblems. "Well have to see some new way to contol nflaton othe than tght money. f m ght about these assumptons, they ae not ealstc," he sad of the ponts outlned n hs talk. Despte ths asseton, Helbone, n esponse to a queston, sad that yes, he beleved "Well have fou moe yeas of Reaganomcs." ufpcs A GUY WHO TRULY CARES ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HS COUNTRY UK PUT ON THE CLASH. Helbone: thnk the basc poblem wth a tght monetay polcy s that t has a vey devastatng mpact on small busness. As you know the bankuptcy ate n 98 theatened to get up to 930 levels. t has much less mpact on bg copoatons, who have access to foegn lendng souces, as well as what ae called cedt lnes at banks. So, not by desgn but by effect tght money polcy geatly favoed bg busness ove lttle busnesses and poduced a dspopotonate amount of damage among a vey mpotant secto of the Amecan people: small, ndependent busness people. Collegan: What ae the poblems nheent n Reagans budgetay polcy? coss-pupos- es Helbone: Thee ae of the use of the govenment budget polcy. The pupose of Reagans budgetay polcy s to ncease mltay spendng n ode to estoe Amecan paty wth the Sovet Unon. n ode to hold the budget as a whole wthn what he hoped would be easonable lmts, howeve, he had to cut t someplace and the cuts took place lagely at the expense of socal welfae pogams. thnk ths s a wldly msplaced vew of natonal potes. f the pupose s to buld a stong Amecan naton, then the govenment s moe lkely to do so by stengthenng the vey elements that ae weakened by these knds of budget cuts. t seems to me a hghly technologcal mltay am s not necessaly gong to esult n whats called a stong Amecan naton. have no objecton to m- - povng the fghtng capacty of the amed foces, but t stkes me that Reagans budgetay polcy has vey lttle ntenal consstency. thnk that the pogam has been vey ll thought though at evey level. The fst evdence was the conflct between tght money and the supply-sd- e tax cuts. The natonal budget s the govenments contbuton to the countys economc effot. The long-te- m contbuton s patly to stmulate gowth, patly to edect esouces, patly to escue people fom the hadshps of a fee maket economy, and so foth. Thee seems to be vey lttle systematc thnkng though of the ntelockngs of the economy. Reagans potes on the budget have been to awad the mltay and to cut eveythng else whee poltcally possble. Collegan: Has thee been a fundamental change n peoples atttude that would allow these seemngly unattactve polces to become poltcally possble? Helbone: Reagans dng on the stength of an enomous publc belef n hm that hes capable of geneatng though that wondeful voce, wondeful smle, and mavelous manne. Ameca s suffcently affluent and mddle class so that t doesnt gve a eally bg damn about unemployment. Unemployment s lagely concentated n black goups, mnoty goups, and ndustal wokes. The aveage Amecan woks n the sevce secto of the economy and those jobs ae elatvely unaffected. see ECONOMST page 8 Test you love lfe Romance on the hll s a tcky busness at best and often a vey dangeous poposton ndeed. Consequently, have desgned the followng quz, n the hopes that t wll help you fx you place n the Kenyon fmament of love and lasons omance and elatonshps. Consde ths smple analogy test: Kenyon s to Love as. s to flowes (a) a gaden (b) battey acd (c) nuclea holocaust (d) cowflop Now, (a) s the typcal answe fo a callow and feckless feshman; someone who has yet to taste the tue pleasues of the flesh (so to speak), (b) ndcates a cyncal sophomoe n need of a bottle of wne and e-ua n of Casablanca. Junos have the tendency to exaggeate the poblems, as (c) shows. And, conventonal wsdom (fee of chage fo senos at the CDC) tells us that (d) s the pope answe. Love at Kenyon stnks and ts nevtably messy, but t s possble to nutue a elatonshp hee. Consde ths next queston caefully. Sayng " Love You" s equvalent to: (a) leg-o- ns (b) The Wndow of Vulneablty (c) nvtng Cesae Boga to you wne tastng paty (d) shootng caps f you answeed anythng but (d) youe fallng nto that old Kenyon tap of Paanod Schzophena. Go lsten to the Stones ("Tumblng Dce") and do somethng completely dangeous to get out of you ut (eat the jello, go to you 8:00 class etc.) A mstake may be defned as: (a) The fst peson you kss at Kenyon house, n somebody elses (b) Wakng up at you hstoy pofessos "Hstoy s a nghtmae fom whch undewea, wth a tattoo that says am tyng to awaken." (c) Anythng that stats at the V.. youe washng you ha.. (d) "What do you mean." Thee s obvously no one answe fo ths vey dffcult queston. (Though pesonally m patal to (b).) A casual flng may be defned as: (a) kssng and no pomses (b) a two-ye- a elatonshp that youe descbng to you newest name, c) anythng that happened afte you blacked out last Satuday nght, (d) the way you toss a hoseshoe guess flngs ae petty subjectve, so lets just assume that (d) was ght. Okay? mean what the heck... The possblty of a long-dstan- ce elatonshp suvvng whle at Kenyon s as lkely as, (a) the sun sng n the west (b) the chcken salad beng made of chcken (c) passng you fst econ test (d) the Redskns eve wnnng the supebowl agan How can summaze my feelngs about Romance at Kenyon? Love that snt to that wooden do t s a many splnteed thng... but say agan. (Goanes wll be shot, so just watch t out thee).

5 Page Fou OUT 8c ABOUT Apl 2, 983 By Pete Whelan The Whte Sut, wtten and dected by Alonso Alega, was staged ths weekend at the Bolton Theate. t was an exctng poducton: a new play by a Kenyon wte, supebly acted wth musc especally wtten fo ths poducton by Camne Pepe. The play, whle absolutely contempoay n evey espect, s the poduct of a long tadton. t was fst poduced at the Hans-Oott- o Theate n East Gemany, wth ognal musc by Rolf Schll. The East Geman poducton was dected by Rolf Wnkelgund who s pesently hee on the Kenyon campus. The Geman veson opened n Septembe of 98 and s now n ts second poducton n Fankfut-Ode- n East Gemany. t s a poltcal play, a poltcal fable n the manne of Betolt Becht, wth not a lttle of Geoge O well n the plot. ts themes ae found n Shakespeae and n the Geek tagedans : demagoguey, the ethcs of govenment, the decay of deals unde the stess of pactcal poltcs, the nadequacy of blnd fath, the fea of self-esponsblthe powe of tuth, the vtal ty of the ndvdual, and the ole of the atst s he an obseve o acto n the dama? The dama evolves aound the Whte Sut tself, and ts fou Custodans: the faled poet Albeto (Las Hanson), the faled feman Mlton (Benjamn Cue), the faled fsheman Bas (Jonathan Tazewell), and the faled student Joaqun (Jonah Madoff). These fou ae, on one level, allegocal fgues. Bas s the Beleve, a smple man who tuly beleves that the Suts tenuous connecton wth a sant has gven t maculous powes and bought fsh and theefoe lfe to the decayed vllage. Mlton s the dealst. He sees the Sut as a symbol of hs own and the vllages fath n a bave new wold, a wold of cystal, as he says, n whch the state and all cognate nsttutons (such as Commttees of Custodans) shall have wtheed away, and all the suts The Whte Sut poducton shnes n ts Englsh language peme Ttus: Lvng By Steve Gegg Pofesso of Economcs Emetus Paul M. Ttus plans to stay n Gambe. Not that that should supse anyone who knows hm. 983 s the 50th annvesay of Ttuss comng to Kenyon. He has seen fve college pesdents and the establshment of the Kenyon Revew, the bunng of Old Kenyon and the constucton of moe than a dozen majo buldngs. n shot he has watched, and been a pat of, almost a thd of Kenyons hstoy. Ttus aved at the school n 933, nea the end of the Geat Depesson. t was a tme, he says, "when eveythng was unde evew because we wee n touble." The yea befoe he aved, full pofessos salaes had been cut by 40 and seveal faculty membes had been dsmssed. Ttus clams "a good deal of luck" n fndng a job, but t s a cedt to hm that he was hed dung such an economcally dffcult tme. The countys economc hadshp made t dffcult to attact students, and one of the plans to ncease enollment nvolved the addton of a busness school. Pofesso Ttus was a majo opponent of the poposal. He agued that "we should hold to lbeal ats" because "to ncease ou offengs would esult n dluton of the esouces of the school." When asked f he sees next yeas Womens Studes as smlaly stetchng Kenyons esouces beyond the scope of lbeal ats he sad, " dont thnk a majo n Womens Studes s appopate o even that the basc couse n Womens Studes s appopate. dont know enough about t but suspect that ts chef objectve s conscousness asng." He adds that and all the flowes ae pue and whte. But thee s an enemy wthn the anks Joaqun, the Demagogue, sem-pofessonal the upstat bueaucat tuned poltcan, one of the gey and hollow men by whom so much of the wold s uled. Hs s the unfogveable sn of cyncsm, battenng on the dealsm and smplcty of othes. To hm, govenment means contol; the Sut and the peoples fath n t, s the leve of contol. Albeto s the Atst; lke Tono Koge o Mles Covedale he s afad of lfe, unable to gve hmself. He can only obseve, comment, ende nto bad at. Fo hm the Whte Sut s only a povsonal ttle fo a novel. The play s hlaously comc at tmes, n a way that ths allegozng doesnt suggest. The comedy s povded manly by the common enemy of all the Custodans and of the vllage the Company, epesented n the peson of ts agent Kkk (Daman Young), and hs two assocates. "Kkk" s the Spansh sound of a cowng ooste and ths ooste s delghtfully, flamboyantly vllanous, wth hs slck good looks and hs flow of nsolently seductve Company money. He s the demon love, the demon Captalsm. He s accompaned by a coupted hppy, Polloloco (Wllam Talpey), and hs female alte ego, Po Po (Kelly Doyle). She too s captalsm, the latte day Whoe of Babylon to the Thd Wold. She says nothng, but mmes lewdly to Kkks wods as he auctons money to the fshemen. Who wll sell hs boat hs soul fo the least amount? t s n the scenes n whch these thee take pat that Alonso Alegas at eaches ts heght. Thee ae occasons when Albetos whnng, o Mltons bodyng foth of cystallne castles n Span, gows tedous. Despte the excellent actng thee ae no weak lnks n ths cast the pace flags, the dama gves way to ddactcsm. But when the thee vllans ae on stage the dea s gven full symbolc and damatc ffty yeas of Kenyon hstoy the pogam mght be alght f womens ssues wee teated objectvely athe than meely fom a femnst pont of vew, though he would athe that the pogam had been ntegated nto all the depatments. Not, mnd you, that Ttus s sexst. He states that the addton of women n 969 "may have saved the College. Pofesso Emetus Paul Ttus toots hs hon Hgh school students wee seekng coeducatonal schools. thnk we made the ght move at the ght tme." Hs only eget s that almost all colleges became co-e- d, and thus students optons wee lmted. Shotly afte the dea of the busness school had been dopped, Ttus became chaman of a commttee whch studed the feasblty of havng an Honos pogam. The esult was the pogam, based lagely on Swathmoe Colleges, whch stll exsts today. Accodng to Ttus, the key to ts success s the outsde. 0 expesson, and they ae vastly entetanng. Has eve a moe splenddly and comcally eotc numbe ht the Kenyon stage than Kelly Doyles Po Po? The to ae a pefect team, supebly cast and dected. As the plot moves towads ts clmax the poducton shows new weaknesses and new stengths. Some of the techncaltes ae excellently conceved: the Custodans, now completely unde the contol of the Demagogue, no longe speak as men to the vllages o to the audence, but haangue us though a loudspeake, a devce whch admably symbolzes the mechanzng of the elatonshp. The once fendly fshemen ae mltazed, amed wth clubs, and posted n the asles to pevent audence-subveso- n; the sensaton we expeence s most authentcally uncomfotable. But ddnt cae fo the maze of opes and potable posts set up befoe the Custodans. The dstance between ules and people s adequately damatzed by othe means, and examnes who evaluate each Honos canddate. Because of them, "the pogam made a geat contbuton n sevng as a stmulus fo both canddates and fo teaches," whose teachng sklls wee beng mplctly evaluated.. n the school yea, Ttus was selected by the Fod Foundaton to help wth the economc development of the Kngdom of Jodan. n Jodan, he and hs colleagues developed a fve-yea- plan, whch the govenment of Jodan adopted. He etuned fom Jodan n 963 and taught at Kenyon untl hs etement n 972. What does Ttus thnk of the college now? He pases the cuent admnstaton but adds, " thnk we all would lke to see some nnovatons compaable to the Advanced Placement Testng Pogam and the old Kenyon Revew." He says we need to "ognate and become leades n new dectons" n ode to "attact vey unque students lke those who followed Pofesso John Cowe Ransom hee n the 40s and 50s." n the same context he pases the Poltcal Scence Depatment fo ts Poltcal Affas Confeence Cente (PACC). whch he fnds "useful to the students and to the opnon makes" and whch "gves vtalty to the pogam n socal scences." Snce hs etement, Ttus has been "enjoyng lfe." He tutos math at a mddle school and seves on the Knox County Metopoltan Boad. The Boad helps needy famles to pay the ent. He s also a boad membe of the Reted Senos Voluntee Pogam (RSVP), whch coodnates ove 300 voluntee wokes n thee countes. The slck Kkk (Daman Young) tes to convnce thefshemen to sell the boats when the stuaton begns to dsntegate, people blunde about the stage, knockng ove the posts and tppng ove the opes n a way whch s no doubt delbeate, but appeas uneheased. Sofa, played by Magaet Dost, woes me also, well potayed though she s. Sofa s Albetos old glfend, etuned to the vllage ss wth all the clea-sghtedne- and sophstcaton of he college educaton. She lets us know that the outsde wold s not all the Companys. But ths posed and lovely young woman seems such an unlkely sweetheat fo the egegous Albeto. n fact, she neve eally seems pat of the same unvese as the othe chaactes, so that they detact fom each othes cedblty. She appeas at tmes lke a human actess suounded by anmated catoon fgues. Sofa also eveals a weakness n Albeto hmself. Why s he such a vey obvous clown? Suely t s an ovestatement to make hm such a pathetc falue as a wte. What would we thnk of even the most consummate atst who fals, as Albeto does, to wan hs fends of an appoachng enemy? Such a chaacte mght be tagc wthout losng hs place n the comedy and we mght beleve n Sofas attacton towads hm. The success of Albeto s that though hm we, the audence, also become a chaacte. t s he who speaks to us most often; t s fo us that he s poducng hs mpatal atfact. We ae, lke hm, obseves, detached fom the human stuggle, at the theate to be entetaned and then to go home to bed. Albeto shows the deadlness of such detachment. Can we, the play asks, clam we ae fully human f we do not cae, o do not dae, to commt ouselves fully to lfe? We cannot clam smply to be apoltcal, fo Albeto fals Sofa n the same way he fals the vllage: "You wouldve... made love to MAKE YOUR SUMMER RESERVATONS NOW Fst Tavel 4 South Fve Agents 7, J t me, to descbe t, to wte t down? Lvng s a poltcal actvty; shkng the stuggle s shkng lfe. The clmax of the play s th apotheoss of Polloloco. At thepon! when Kkk s klled tyng to steal the Sut, Polloloco s captued anc set, bound, at the hghest pont of the sceney. As the nvadng foce close? on the vllage, he hangs n chans damatcally. By ths tme, all the deals and hopes of the potagonst have been seen to founde. The Demagogue has been shown fo wha: he s, the dealst s hopelessh compomsed, the Beleve ha; mudeed n the name of hs fath the Atst has taken ove the edtoshp of the paty popaganda sheet. Only Sofa etans he: awaeness and he ntegty, and. damatcally, she hadly seems tc count. Now the Cazy Chcke begns to sng: "Polloloco wll sow debut ts fa moe panful to le." The wods ae banal, but the message has the whole foce of the pla; behnd t. He contnues to sng shot, sgnfcant veses whch accompan; and comment lke a Geek chous o. the fenetc conflct among the Custodans below. Suddenly a shot ngs out and he s dead; the play stops. The moment s a movng pledge of fath n the meanng of the ndvdual. t s an affmaton, n the collapse of all doctnes and deals, of the dese fo lvng tuth. The lhte Sut was a movng expeence fo me. The play s splendd. Moeove, Alonso Alega clealy nsped both cast and poducton teams, so that the lghtng and sceney, (desgned by Anne Mundell), pops, and make-u- p all ose to the excellence of the actng Specal congatulatons must go te Jean Bookman and he costumes team, to the muscans, to the chllng Jonah Madoff, who played Joaqun, and agan to Kelly Doyle fo he show-stealn- g pefomance.! vce Man Steet No Watng 7

6 tatta tmt nun ;u Apl 2, 983 OUT & ABOUT Page Fve Sam the Dog LAST WEEK Vcto Bgneck beaks hs companon Sam out of the electo-oo- m, but afte Coldstone Snout has ganed the magc colla. Togethe they escue Eleen fom the ktchen, and help he vomt the cheesecake foced upon he n totue. Same announces hs ntentons to escue Abbot fom hs banwashe, X-Plump. D. n t" t sn. L.. Supeman w,. VN, (VL,H N Ml)l7MMhMNl7. FHUU. &on omj,om oll V: ) - Cnema Scene Dected by Rchad Donne. Stang Malon Bando, Gene Hackman, Chstophe Reeve, and Magot Kdde. Released n mnutes. Sunday, Apl 24 at 2 p.m. n Bo. Aud. Monday, Apl 25 at 0 p.m. n Rosse. Tuesday, Apl 26 at 0 p.m. n Rosse. Supeman s good Amecan comc-boo- k cnema that wll pobably fll Rosse Hall and pompt lots of applause fom the cowd. No one wll mstake t fo a message flm, but t has a fast, fun plot and we laugh at all the chaactes that we know and love and ae fnally on the bg sceen. Chstophe Reeve got ave evews -. as the Man of Steel and not only do we see hm do geat stuff lke out- - unnng a tan and catchng cooks wth hs supepowes, but ts fun to j see hm muddle aound n hs Clak Kent guse. But emembe, hes only petendng to be mousy. Supeman s a natve of the planet Kypton, but he s sent to Eath as a chld. Hs ocket cashes n Oklahoma, and fom then on he does lots of nce Amecan thngs. He falls fo Los Lane (Magot Kdde) who natually weas he sexest dess fo the bg ntevew. Ma and Pa Kent ae thee, so ae Jmmy Olsen and Pey Whte. Supeman meets the bg vllan, the otten Lex Luthe. Luthe s cleve and wly and he puts ou heo n a lot of tough spots. But, you guessed t: Tuth, justce and the Amecan way wn out n the end and Supeman nabs nasty Lex. But not befoe we see a wld bunch of poblems fo the good guy, whch ncludes a nuclea theat to Hackensack, N.J. whch s a nce Amecan place fo Supeman to save. Gene Hackman (Luthe) and Malon Bando (Jo-e- l, fathe of Supeman) ae the bg names n ths move. The specal effects ae good and the N.Y. scenes ae well-don- e. But f you eally beleve that a man can fly, then maybe youve been hee too long. R. Wahuton. The Geat Santn Dected by Lews John Calno. Stang Robet Duvall, Blythe Danne, Mchael OKeefe and Stan Shaw. Released n mnutes. Adapted fom the Pat Conoy novel of the same name, The Geat Santn s a somewhat clched yet effectve flm. t takes place n South Caolna n 962, and deals wth the gowng conflct between a mltastc fathe and hs senstve son (played by Duvall and OKeefe espectvely). Pedctably, the boy eaches manhood when he stcks to hs pncples and stands up to hs fathe. A good pefomance by Blythe Danne as the mothe, but othewse a athe pedctable move. K. Fedland The Last Wave Dected by Pete We. Stang Rchad Chambelan. Released n mnutes. The Last Wave begns so well that possbly no endng could satsfy all the antcpatons that ae ceated. Austala s n the mdst of ebellon by natue: halstones the sze of baseballs fall n the countys ad nteo, lfe n the coast cty of Sdney s almost bought to a halt by non-sto- p ans. One nght a levelheaded, no-nonsen- se Sdney lawye gets the dstnct mpesson that the fogs n hs sububan gaden may well be plannng to attack. When a chlds bathtub oveflows one suspects that ths may be the end of the wold someone wll foget to tun off a faucet. n shot, odnay occuences suddenly become symptoms of some envonmental malgnancy. ts all a lttle cazy and absolutely easonable, fo ths s the method of the decto n tellng us a stoy about the lawye (Rchad Chambelan), a atonal man, when he comes face to face wth the occult powes of a small goup of abognes hes defendng n a mude tal. Do the abognes know somethng he doesnt? They cetanly do, and one beleves that they do. ts only when the move s oblged to spell t out that The Last Wave ecedes nto foolshness. Untl then, The Last Wave s a fst-at- e scae pctue lackng only a fst-at- e scpt. Pete We manpulates ou fea by geatly dstotng the commonplace and though he s constantly dectng ou emotons, he does so modestly wthout callng attenton to hs own pesence. J. Spa Pape Moon Dected by Pete Bogdanovch. Stang Ryan and Tatum ONeal, Madelne Kahn. Released n mnutes. Wednesday, Apl 27 at 0 p.m. n Rosse. Set n the 930s, Moses Pay (Ryan ONeal) s payng hs last espects at an old glfends funeal, and s pessued nto takng the deceaseds daughte, Adde (Tatum), to elatves elsewhee. Moses, who makes hs lvng hustlng bbles to newlyweds, fnds that not only s the gl no fool, but that she can swndle wth the best of them. Adde contnues to domnate the move fom that moment on, usng he devous and sometmes jealous ban to mantan Moses appoval. The shnng tumph occus when they tck a sheff nto buyng hs own bootleg whskey, whch gans them nothng but pue touble (and a shot stay n the clnk). When the tme comes fo Adde to go, he love fo Moses s hdden only by the petense fo collectng on a con he pulled afte the funeal. The plot tself s a emake of an eale classc, but the authentc chaacte of those potayed and the pognant atmosphee set ths pctue apat as a vey ewadng ex peence. M. Kashne. Ryan and Tatum O Neat n Pape Moon Rchad Pyo Lve Dected by Jeff Magols. Stang Rchad Pyo. Released n mnutes. Powlng the stage mpshly, slppng effotlessly fom one mpesonaton to the next, Pyo adates an ntensty that snt otten vsble n even hs vey best featue length actng pefomances. ntensty may even be an undestatement, fo what Pyo adates s smply moe than just ntense. Hs stage outne s so dependent on gmaces and gestues that hs concet albums dont captue ts full vtalty. f you dont lke Pyos vocabulay and youd be had pessed to fnd a moe nelegant one then you mght not fnd hm funny hee o anywhee else. But f youe even emotely well-dsposed towad what he does, then ths s t; the ultmate n entetanment. J. Spa 3 Fday HAPPENNGS Lectues On Fday, Apl 22, Lnda Snge wll pesent a lectue enttled, "Dance: The Pmodal Expessveness of the Wold (Meleau-Pont- y and the phlosophcal sgnfcance of dance)." The lectue wll take place at 4: 0 p.m. n Phlomathesan Hall. Ms. Snge s pesently an assstant pofesso of Phlosophy at Mam Unvesty n Oxfod, Oho. Tomoow nght at 8 p.m. n Pece lounge, D. J Hochman wll speak on "Amnesty ntenatonal as Vewed by Psones of Conscence n Easten Euope." The dscusson s beng sponsoed by the Kenyon chapte of Amnesty ntenatonal and s open to the publc. Hochman s cuently a membe of the Oho State Unvesty Hstoy Depatment. He was foced to emgate fom Czechoslovaka n 974 because of hs nvolvement n ant-sovthe et esstance afte the Russan occupaton of hs county n 968. Dama Events Amecan Buffalo by Davd Mamet opens n the Hll Theate tomoow, Fday Apl 22, at 8:00 p.m. and wll be epeated on Satuday nght. Jontly sponsoed by the Kenyon college Damatc Club and the Specal Pojects Commttee, the play featues Douglas Dowd, Chuka Mlle,, and John Shaan. Anne Mundell, Lay Rosen, Clae Fay and Cuts Coates ae desgnng the sceney and lghtng. Halene Maley s dectng the poducton. Wnne of both the Obe Awad and the Dama Ctcs Ccle Awad, the play tells the stoy of thee small-tm- e cmnals plottng a obbey. They need each othe to do the job, but the vales fnally eupt nto :00-5:0- volence. Tckets ae on sale n the Bolton Box Offce 0 p.m. and foan hou befoe the pefomance. Tckets ae fee to Kenyon students wth D, and $.00 fo all othes. Amecan Buffalo uses stong language whch some people may fnd offensve. Musc Events The Kenyon College Chambe Snges wll gve the fnal concet of ths season on Fday, Apl 22 at 8 p.m. n Rosse Hall Audtoum. Woks to be pesented nclude musc of the Baoque ea and musc of Johannes Bahms, n hono of the 50th annvesay of hs bth. Ths concet concludes the Kenyon College Chambe Snges fouth season unde the decton of Danel V. Robnson, Assstant Pofesso of Musc and Chaman of the Musc Depatment at Kenyon College. The concet s open to the publc wthout chage. Flm Festval The 7th annual Kenypn Flm Festval wll take place ths Thusday, Fday and Satuday nghts n the Bology Audtoum and Rosse Hall. The flms ange fom documentay to anmaton, and fom Pathos to Bathos. The Festval wll be held Thusday nght fom 0 p.m. to mdnght n the Bology Audtoum, and on Fday and Satuday nghts fom 0 p.m. to mdnght n Rosse Hall. A ffty cent donaton s equested at the doo. Lectues Satuday On Satuday, Apl 23, M. Camne Pepe wll delve a lectue enttled, "The Amecan Compose n Ou Tme" at a.m. n Rosse Hall. M. Pepe wll dscuss the vaous attbutes of the composes lfe and then talk about hs nvolvement n the ecent poducton of The Whte Sut. n addton, he wll be playng seveal of hs own Sunday Womens Open Dalogue Ths Sunday at 3 p.m., the Womens Cente wll sponso anothe Womens Open Dalogue. The speake fo Sundays dscusson wll be Kay Gundeson who wll speak on "My Yea n NY Combnng Thee Educatonal Roles Teache, Student, and Paent." All membes of the communty ae welcome to attend. Monday Open Foum on Sexual Haassment The Campus Relatons Commttee of the FC wll be pesentng an open foum on the topc of sexual haassment on Monday Apl 25 at 7:30 n the Bo Aud. Repesentatves of womens oganzatons wll attend and wll dscuss the Colleges new polcy dealng wth sexual haassment. t pomses to be an nteestng dscusson and all ae encouaged to patcpate. Thusdoy Lectues On Thusday, Apl 28, Faculty Lectueshps wll pesent a lectue by D. Sol Godon. The topc of D. Godons lectue wll be "Ten Heavy Facts About Sex That College Students Dont Know," and wll take place at 8 p.m. n Rosse Hall. WADDYS KASUAL KORNER Latest n Fashon fo men and young men Levs, Aow, Hagge 20 S. Man

7 By Bob Wabuton The Noth Coast Athletc Confeence has called an oganzatonal meetng fo May 3 at the college of Wooste, the fst gatheng of the new league to be chaed by ts new pesdent - Kenyons Phlp Jodan. "Ths s the fst meetng of the league as a body and we want to get ouselves oganzed," declaed Jodan. Topcs on Jodans pelmnay agenda nclude length of NCAC seasons and team schedulng. He also sad that the goup "wll talk about establshng a league offce wth an executve n chage, possbly a commssone." SPORTS Page Sx Apl v nne floca wfe pcsf he opponent Lacosse team By Kaen Rockwell Havng fnally come nto the own by playng up to the potental, the Lades lacosse team has won the last thee games. The Lades ecod now stands at fo the season wth thee games, ncludng a ematch wth ach-v- al enson, left to play befoe the egonal tounament. Wth a few changes n offensve postonng and, of couse, moe vtally needed playng tme, on-fe- ld the Lades have found the game at ", last. Last Fday, the Lades hosted Ealham College on Wate Feld n the home opene. Despte the apdly deteoatng weathe (no one seems to have told the weathe powes-that-b- e that lacosse s a.7 Spng spot and should theefoe be played n sun, athe than n sleet and " sem-daknes- s), the Lades came back fom a 4 3 halftme defct to Jodan takes ove as Noth Coast Athletc Confeence pesdent Thomas not dsheatened by doubleheade loss By Bob Wabuton As the assstant coach to head man Tom McHugh, Gambes Don Thomas has woked had wth the Kenyon baseball team and has seen a lot. Last Satuday, he watched Oho Nothen Unvesty ("The best team - n the league," he sad) pound the -8 Lods thooughly n both games of a doubleheade at McCloskey Feld. Stll, the double defeat dd not dsheaten Thomas, t just cemented hs belef that scoes and won-lo- st ecods do not ndcate exactly what knd of season Kenyon s havng. "As fa as the ecod goes, we eally havent been out of any y Jm Gunne eaches thd aganst ONU SHOWER YO jt V, w V SU tton& Mam St.. Mount : As ts fst pesdent, Jodan has the powe to schedule and un all NCAC meetngs. He wll convene and pesde ove them and aange each agenda. n the futue, Jodan sad, the pad executve wll lkely assume some of these dutes. e-affm- ed Jodan hs belef that Kenyon can only thve fom the "benefts" t can enjoy n the new NCAC. "Wee nvolved n the fomaton of a league wth colleges that have smla academc aspatons and the same atttude towad the place of athletcs n the lfe of the student." On the playng feld, Jodan expects to see a moe spted level of competton. "Thee 5 7, ballgames," Thomas explaned. And that ncludes the ONU games. 8 Kenyon was pasted by scoes of 0 then but Thomas declaed that "the second game was pobably the best thng thats happened to us all season." Thomas admed the Lods tenacty as they played a tough game of gve-and-ta- ke n the nghtcap. Oho Nothen jumped out to an ealy 3 lead, but the edge was unsteady. Kenyon took the lead, then lost t, befoe managng a 7 5 advantage afte fve full nnngs. Fom that pont on, the Lods wee "outmuscled" as Thomas called t. ONU poued nne uns acoss the RSK F WTH v, spnc;! Tl (.noms 8 tne a a. s a geate lkelhood of tadtonal vales of the sot we aleady see among colleges lke Wooste and Dcnson. We deve specal pleasues fom these vales, especally when we wn." All NCAC schools ae pomotng acoss the boad balance and qualty fo evey athletc pogam at each school. Jodan called ths an outstandng featue of the new league, explanng that "we want to avod qualty dscepances." He explaned ths phlosophy n moe detal. "We do not want to accentuate one o two spots at the expense of othes. But want to emphasze that ths does not mean a educton n qualty." As fo plate n the sxth and they had a lock on the doubleheade sweep. But Thomas held on to the one obvous esult that was postve. "We fnally found out that we could play a eal good ball team and stay wth them, and stay n the game." Consdeng the fact that the seventh place htte had an aveage above.400 and the eghth batte ht back-to-bac- k home uns, t was plan, he admtted, that ONU was the bette team. The Lods ht the ball had and often n that second contest, anothe sgn of mpovement that Thomas ponted out. The lne-u- p had been slumpng as of late as Kenyon could baely manage fve o sx hts pe game. Thomas attbutes ths pat to ealy-seasothe n an-out- s whch postponed duels aganst Hedelbeg and Mt. Unon; games he sad the Lods could easly have won. The bad weathe, Thomas explaned, cost hs team a chance to face the "moe aveage ptches" n the league. Also, the httes lost a cetan amount of confdence n ths espect, he commented. Whle dscussng the Lods poblems, Thomas mantaned that atttude has not been one of them. "Weve got 7 kds that just enjoy playng ball, and thats somethng weve got to wok wth. We cant compae ablty-ws- e to some of these teams." Thomas sad that the squad s wokng well. "Weve been out n all knds of weathe, but nobodys eally cabbng o btchng. Eveybodys wokng and they want to play ball." Now Thomas and McHugh wouldnt mnd some of the had wok payng off n the won-los- t column. denal Sen gets untacked wth thee wns 7 waste Ealham 3 n the second half fo a 0 fnal scoe. 7 Ashley Van Etten once agan led the scong wth fou goals, whle Emly Wad, Shaon Cassdy, and Nancy Pece had two goals. The Lades have not had much of a scong poblem ths yea. athe, the poblem had been n the ablty to successfully move the ball down the feld and once thee to mantan supemacy aound the goal. The ncease n playng tme seems to have pad off n mpoved mdfeld connectons and connectons between the opposte sdes of the feld. The mpovements contnued as the Lades tavelled to Wttenbeg Unvesty last Satuday and defeated the hosts 7 9. And the Lades ddnt even have the advantage of beng famla wth the quagme (any feld n w hch the puddles ae so lage that the offcals wll call a ball dead when t lands n them, and the off-campus Kenyon tself, Jodan says, " thnk we ae petty balanced ght now." Thee ae off the feld consdeatons that Jodan commented about. NCAC fnancal ad and ecutng pactces ae consdeed vey favoable to the leagues new pesdent. "Fnancal ad ought to be gven on the bass of need," sad Jodan. "Athletes have no specal clam." Ths, he emaked, s the poston beng taken by the whole confeence. Kenyon has not adopted a fnal polcy fo ecutng standads. The NCAC allows wok by the schools nvolved, but each nsttuton decdes how fa they wll go. Jodan sad that Kenyon "wll not sacfce" tme away fom physcal educaton o nstuctonal wok wth students n ode to allow tavel by ts coaches. a lot of Jodan sad that the two new coaches the College has hed, Lay Kndbom and Bll Bown, suppot the new league one hunded pecent. "Both coaches have declaed that ths s exactly the thng that Kenyon ought to do," he sad. Tama Gevels leads the ugby chage Lady ugges belt Ham 2 0 By Jenny Russell Despte a multtude of njues, the womens ugby team defeated Ham 2 0 on Paents Weekend. The Lades stated the game on a postve note wth a ty (goal). A long un co-captaby n Tama Gevels wth a pass to Jenny Russell just mnutes nto the game put the Lades 4 ahead at 0. Mdway though the fst half, Kenyon scoed agan. Ths tme the scum, wth feshman Jule Ceal at the cente, edged the ball ove the lne and touched t down to C0 ea 0 South Man St., Mt. Venon Phone Tadtonal Clothng Fo Men zod, Pendleton, London Fog, Seo 0 dscount wth you Kenyon ) 3 clumps of gass so scace as to be a supse to ones ankles as they tun on them, may be accuately be temed a quagme). The Lades domnated both halves; leadng 0 5 at ntemsson. t poof of the Lades nceased confdence on the feld and coopeaton between not only the offensve playes but also between the offense and defense n the md feld that the scong n Satudays game was moe evenly dstbuted than t has been all yea. Van Etten had 6 goals; Saah Coey had 5 goals and thee asssts. Wad had 4 goals on the day, whle the scong was complemented by Cassdy. She scoed on he only sho on goal befoe beng emoved wth a foot njuy fou mnutes nto the game. Feshman tansfe Wendv Cabbe scoed n the fnal ten seconds of the game afte subbng n. The md-fel- d actvtes poved what eveyone had known all along tha the scoes of the fst thee games wee not ndcatve of the level of play that the Lades ae capable of. Tuesday aftenoon the Lades played the second and last home game as they defeated the Obeln College Yeoman 0 5. The vctoy was patculaly sweet as Obeln had just ecently defeated Denson Unvesty. Saah Coey, who exemplfes the best n team spots (he goal s to have moe asssts than anyone else on the team), led the scong aganst Obeln wth 5 goals and an assst. Wad had 3 goals, and Van Etten and Saah Hll had one goal and one assst each. t s ndcatve of the mutual effot of the ente team that the numbe of assst? has sen as the coopeaton and connectons between the offense and the md-fel- d ses, and as the defense begns to feel moe confdent as a unt. t s unfotunate that the most taxnt games n the Lades schedule, excep next e-matc- h, weeks Denson occued ealy n the season, and n such an unusual Spng. The Lades next games wll be Satuday aganst Ball State Unvesty, a Dvson powe playng at Obeln; and the much longed-fo- Denson game on Thusday at 3:30 n Ganvlle put the scoe at The last ty fo Kenyon came n the second half when sophomoe Tacey Nash boke loose and an fo the goal, makng t 2 0. Although the scoe does not sho t, Ham played a vey guelng game. Ths was only the second match, but they showed both depth and pomse. Hams stongest pont (lteally) s the scum; the; managed to knock Kenyon ove seveal tmes. Unfotunately, the) stll aely won the scum. They also had a commendable kckng game. Kenyon came nto the game wth a weak scum, due to njues. Many of the "scummes" wee playng ne postons and dd not show the unt) seen n the pevous game aganst Wooste. n spte of these poblems, they wee stll able to wn most of the scums, thanks to the hookng skll of Colleen Muphy. Ths latest vctoy leaves the team wth an undefeated 2 and 0 ecod The Lades next game s at home ths Satuday aganst the Dayton Cty Blues.

8 ft ltltl-.,t.,,,-,. c Apl SPORTS Page Seven SCORES AND MORE L J k ft V L, Kenyons long-dstan- ce squad Dggng Kv HAMf, n V heads nto the staghtaway PANT HQ.,tWRS AND L N bllpphes MulBEW SPtE Mjun VEnon. Oho 4 30SO XcocL $ Stop n At Ou New.? Locaton & 3 c 27 S. Man J U Mount Venon, Oho j 3? " Syl j Hous: 9:30 5 Mon.-Sat 7" 0 Dscount Wth You A Kenyon.D. Sy ;, JJ HL3P had, Matt Mlle tuns the cone ahead of the Denson unne Runnes blaze to ecod tmes at home tack meet By Tom Matthews Although t snowed on the day befoe and the day afte, Paents Weekend weathe held tue to fom last Satuday, as the mens and womens tack teams an n blue sky and sunshne. Kenyons men took a thd aganst Denson, Muskngum and Maetta, whle the women beat hose thee teams, and succumbed only to Oho Wesley an. The meet was a panoply of pesonal bests and school ecods fo both men and women. n addton to ecods, howeve, the meet featued the second natonal qualfyng mak met by the womens team, ths tme n 400-met- e the elay. The blazng team of sophomoe Kssann Muelle, feshman Bea Huste, juno Ann Batchelde and sophomoe Maguete Buce an cleanly away fom Oho Wesleyan to wn the event n Ths was only the fst of seveal natonal cuts to be made dung the meet, as Oho Wesleyan qualfed Lz Phelps n 00-met- e the hudles, and hgh jump, and the fst thee unnes n the womens 5000 made t as well. n the feld events, juno Megan ODonnell thew the shot put fo a new Kenyon ecod of ". Seno Ross Mlle managed hs best shot put of 48 V" fo second place, and then won the javeln and took fouth n the dscus. Feshman John " - 4 Watson held on fo thd place n the hgh jump wth a leap of 64". Juno Matt Mlle was ffth n the long jump fo men, wnle Muelle gabbed a second fo the women. n the openng unnng event, seno Andew Huggns was second 3000-steeplechasn e, the leadng the Kenyon to of steeplechases, ounded out by feshmen John Summevlle and Jm Bonwck. Seno May Soenson led the way n the womens 5000, joned by juno Dale Slavn and feshman Elzabeth Lek. Mke Van de Lnden tuned n a stong pefomance n the mens 500, whle seno Wendy Eld and feshman Jenny Raymand wee second and thd n that event, espectvely. Muelle dew close to 00-met- e natonal qualfyng n the hudles as she took second n a pesonal best 5.83, and then tuned aound to wn the 00-met- e dash n Kenyons second fastest tme eve. The mens 800 saw fou unnes beak two mnutes. Chs Nothup led the sophomoe duo of he and Dave Beg acoss the fnsh lne as he dved fo second place, wth Beg close behnd n thd. The tmes wee a quck :57.7 and : Eld an he best tme of the season, 2:30, to fnsh second n the womens event. Sophomoe Pat Shelds was 400-metthd n e the hudles wth a 57., whle fellow sophomoe Renee Pannebake cut fve seconds off of he pevous best to place thd n the 400-hudle- s. womens Seno Fed Baends won a close dash n 5.3, whle Batchelde, 400-met- e Buce and Huste blazed to sweep the fst thee places n the 400. Baends etuned to take second n the 200, whle n the womens 200 Buce led Batchelde acoss the lne fo fst and second. The day ended 600-met- e as the womens elay team an away fom the feld to wn n a nea-eco- d tme of 4:07.83, so fa best n the league. Next week the women tavel to Denson fo the CAC elay meet, whle the men ae at Obeln. 000 c ft. ft Womens Rugby Kenyon 2, Ham 0 Mens Rugby Obeln 4, Kenyon 0 Womens Tack Women fnsh second at Kenyon nvtatonal Mens Tack Men fnsh thd out of fou teams Womens Tenns Muskngum 9, Kenyon 0 Baseball ONU 8, Kenyon 0; ONU 5, Kenyon 7 UPCOMNG GAMES Baseball: 42-a- t Oho Nothen (3:00); 423-a- B t W (:00); 425-hom- e vs. Denson (3:30); 428-a- t Hedelbeg (3:00) Mens Tack: 423-a- t Obeln (:00) Womens Tack: 423-CA- Relays at Denson C ( :00 a.m.) Golf: at Wttenbeg, 54 holes (TBA) Mens Lacosse: 423-hom- e vs. Ashland (:30); 427-a- t Oho State U. (7:30) Womens Lacosse: 423-vs-. Ball State, at Obeln (2:00); 428-a- t Denson (3:30) Womens Tenns: 423-a- t Obeln (:00); 426-hom- e vs. Wttenbeg (4:00); 429-Satellt- e Touney at Mt. Unon Mens Tenns: 423-hom- e vs. Obeln (:00); 427-a- t OWU (3:30) Lades... Fo Lngees Best Natonal Bands & Pesonal Attenton st Floo SWANSON CLEANERS & LAUNDROMAT YOU ARE SPECAL AND SO ARE WE MT. VERNON SHOPPNG PLAZA TEAM RECORDS 3-2- Womens - Lacosse: Mens Lacosse: 2 3 WomensTenns: 2 - Baseball: -8 Lex Sdon (above) was playng well (fve asssts, one goat) but the lacosse squad fell 6 to Denson on Wednesday. Ban Bohn added sx goals fo the Lods. 8 Kenyon blasted Mt. Unon 2 7 n an eale contest. Lods ebound at GLCA touney By Pete McGay Afte a dsappontng loss to Wttenbeg last Wednesday, the Kenyon Mens Tenns Team edeemed tself wth an mpessve showng n the ten-tea- m GLCA nvtatonal on Fday and Satuday. The away loss to Wttenbeg was a 4... letdown fo the Lods, who had tumphed ove Wttenbeg 6 3 n 982, but who dopped last weeks match 9 0. (The Wttenbeg coach ddnt have a golf cat.) The GLCAs at Denson saw the Lods n much bette fom. Juno Rck Beggen played a detemned yet unsuccessful match aganst hs natonally anked opponent fom Kalamazoo. The Lods deved specal satsfacton fom defeatng Denson n thee events. Andy Folketh defeated "Flppe" Goodspeed, Jm Cavens beat Doug "What dd you say the scoe was?" Jones, and Mke "Dazz" Smone tumphed ove the Bg Reds Doug Detwle. Beggen almost won hs consolaton match aganst Bll Babcox, but fell 0 9. Kenyon hosts Denson at home today, and hopes to epeat ts pefomance of Satuday. Kenyons 2nd doubles team of Tom Tatham and Jeff Tkson won the fst-oun- d match befoe fallng to powehouse Kalamazoo. The vstng Fghtng Honets of Kalamazoo an away wth the oveall ttle, but Kenyon fnshed fa fom the bottom of the dstngushed feld whch ncluded DePauw, Wooste, Albon, and Hope. Wth the Kenyon nvtatonal next Satuday, Kenyon hopes to contnue ts ole as defendng champon of the fout-tea- m feld, whch should also be good pepaaton fo the confeence champonshps whch follow a week late, at Wooste. - -

9 8-pecegoup wth T7 Page Eght ET CETERA Apl 2, 983 Mnum Osbome, Joe Capema, Paul McCatney, and Tom Faulkne above, left to ght) have been elected to the Senate. Ec Hause also an n electons held Apl 3 and 4. Osbone led wth 230 votes. Faulkne had 2, Capena 209, McCatney 60, and Hause 49. HonePhoo fom page 2 tack ando stoke. t s estmated that ove $57 bllon wee spent on the cae of heat dsease vctms and the famles n the U.S. alone n 983. The Amecan Heat Assocaton s a non-pof- t oganzaton consstng of voluntee health pofessonals, eseach scentsts, socal wokes, and teaches all dedcated to pomotng bette peventon, detecton, and teatment of these heat dsodes. The AHA ensues that at least 60 of evey donated dolla goes dectly to eseach. Ths Satuday, Apl 23d, the Student Medcal Advsoy Commttee (SMAC) wll be havng a JUMP TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT fundase fo the AHA. The event wll take place at :00 p.m. behnd Chalmes Lbay n the pakng aea. Goups of 4 to 6 students wll be takng tuns jumpng fo up to 3 hous. f you would lke to contbute tme o pledge money fo ths wothy cause, voluntees wll be at dnne Fday n Pece and Gund to collect pledges. You suppot and nteest would be geatly appecated. Snceely, the membes of SMAC Hale asks nose pollutes to leave lbay To the Edto: The appoach of wame weathe tuns ou thoughts towads the mmnence of the end of anothe academc yea. Snow-dop- s and hodes of the cohots have aleady come up, and many of us have? t - 4 n; THE READERS Ml WRTE Howt hals fom To the Edto: Hadly mssed, m sue, but appaently not completely fogotten to judge fom the Apl Fools edton of Newscope d lke to update ou seveal fends, as well as many othes, egadng ou wheeabouts and plans. Mavs and wll be emanng n ths estwhle "Paadse of the Pacfc" untl sometme late n May, amdst an abundance of penng mangoes and "plenty papaya," as they say aound hee. To those of you who ae concened that ths extended stay may soften me up o theaten my moal fbe, let me assue you that, despte fequent vsts to "The Fobdden Cty" (whch featues twenty (20) Exotc Oental Hostesses), my conscousness has been so elevated by Kenyons pevasve Humantaan Putansm that wll neve fall back agan nto the ugly abyss of sexsm, acsm, o even hedonsm although "Agesm" pesents a gowng pesonal theat. By way of eassung the Fathful, let me add that en oute to Hawa, caed out my Hega to the Ronald Reagans Ranch. Vey nspng! Whle thee, was offeed seveal cocks of Saced Sol (at least t aleady maked the day when we can at last est fom the stans and joys of academa, tunng n ou last papes o wtng ou fnal exams. Faced wth the fnal onslaught of late-aftenoon bblogaphes, A.T. ota-subscpts sessons, and lukng PRATES COVE PBX "- -tl " "( T "! CtO Ml;, ZA SPECALS TUESDAY 0p.m.-2a.m-. WEDNESDAY 5 n.m. 0 p.m Senate consdes new judcal commttee By Lsa Neuvlle At ts meetng on Apl 3, Senate dscussed the poposed Ajudcatoy Commttee (A.C.) and ts authoty and esponsbltes as a component of the Judcal Boad. The man debate concened the jusdcton of the A.C. Joe Capena ponted out the ambguty of the poposed Judcal Boad amendment on decdng whch cases would go to the A.C. The legslaton called fo the A.C. to hea all appopate cases; those deemed "too seous" would go to the Deans offce. But the amendment neve authozed anyone to decde whch cases would be appopate fo the A.C. to handle. The Senate subcommttee studyng Judcal Boad, compsed of Tom Hedge and Pofesso Phlp Chuch, stated that the coodnato of the Hawaan paadse looked lke sol), and want to assue ou poltcal scence majos (both of them) that n May ll be anxous to spnkle a few chunks of the stuff on you bows, f any of you passed the "new comps" and wll be gaduatng. n a somewhat dffeent ven, do want to take ths oppotunty to expess my gattude to those many students, colleagues and fends thoughout the College fo the get-we- ll cads, flowes and phone calls that eleved the tedum of an extended stay n the hosptal. also want to eassue my students that ll soon be etunng the poltcal scence - -2 papes fom the fall semeste (979), as well as some Locke semna papes fom the followng yea. ll hope to have them all back to you by fall, 985. They wll be placed on that lttle oak table n the hall (acoss fom the john) n the Poltcal Scence buldng, whch s located on Pak Steet, somewhat to the ght of the Depatment of Hstoy and a consdeable dstance fom Ransom Hall. Aloha Nu Robet Howtz Pofesso of Poltcal Reacton n hdden places, many of us ae ca-petleequed to make use of ou ss coffeehouse, Chalmes Lbay. Thee s fequently no way to escape vsts thee, and gd schedules sometmes allow us the pleasue of beng thee wth a full house. Cowded o not, t takes only a few annoyng vocal chods to ceate an unpleasant envonment. Students ae not the only gulty ones t seems that the lbay staff could wok just as effectvely n a softe mumu. Pehaps am a tadtonalst, but the memoes have of lbaes ante Chalmes ae envonments whch stmulate and encouage academc pusuts, espectng a lbay fo what t s a house of books and a place of leanng. On behalf of countless othes who have the same sympathes, please leave you clogs and cacophones at home. Respectfully, Stephen F. Hale The Sweet Shoppe The best chocolates n town 7 West Vne Steet, Mount Venon A.C. would be esponsble fo makng the jusdcton decson. Dean Edwads sad all mattes that nvolve secuty ae epoted to the Deans offce. Theefoe, f the A.C. coodnato made the decson, thee mght be a poblem wth both bodes tyng to handle the same case. Capena suggested Senate add a sentence to the amendment that would eque the Deans to be consulted on each case, and to gve the appoval befoe the A.C. could hea a case. The poblem wth ths soluton was t mght conflct wth the A.C.s ognal pupose. Mos Thope agued that the A.C. was supposed to be an altenatve to the cuent Judcal poceedngs. The dea was that students would be moe wllng to epot poblems f the Deans weent nvolved. Thope questoned whethe consultaton and appoval of the Deans would undemne ths dea. Capena ageed a statement equng appoval mght not be necessay, but suggested the decson be made n consultaton wth the Deans. Pofesso John Lutton sad f the Deans wee gven a descpton of the case (excessve nose, mno damage), but not the specfcs (names of the accused and accuse), thev could make sue the case was head by only one body, and stll keep the anonymty that the A.C. eques. Senate also dscussed consoldatng all the nfomaton on Judcal Boad nto one secton n the handbook Cuently the nfomaton s n sx dffeent sectons. Edwads suggested t wasnt necessay to put all the nfomaton n the handbook nstead, he ecommended makng t avalable to students accused of academc o socal nfactons. But Lutton sad t s mpotant fo eveyone to have the nfomaton n case they want to accuse someone of an nfacton. Ways to qucken the judcal pocess wee also dscussed. Edwads sad t would be helpful f Judcal Boad had a set meetng tme lke Senate o Student Councl. f Judcal Boad ddnt have any wok to do, the membes could cancel the meetng. Ths way thee wouldnt be a poblem tyng to get the Judcal Boad togethe fo heangs. Senate Cha Alan Batchelde asked the subcommttee to make ths a pat of the amendment n the pocedues secton. The next meetng of Senate wll be Apl 27. Economst questons Reaganomh fom page 3 Collegan: Was slow money gowth esponsble fo the substantal fall n the nflaton ate? Helbone: Essentally, the tght money polcy bought about a vey shap se n unemployment whch had a seconday effect snce many busnesses began to have dstess sales whch cut poft magns. n the face of gowng unemployment lnes, labo unons baganed less aggessvely and even ageed to wage eductons n tems of cost of lvng adjustments. Bg busnesses, n the face of weakenng demand, wee no longe opeatng n an expansve envonment and they engaged, fo the fst tme n decades, n pce was (e.g., aplane ndusty). The ate of nflaton gadually came to a halt, because an economy thats not gowng, that has hgh unemployment, that has a hgh degee of busness falues eventually foced to lowe pces. ndeed, the plan woked, but t was accomplshed only wth a lot of suffeng, patculaly on the pat of smalle busnessmen. At pesent, the nflaton ate s close to zeo and may even, although t s unlkely, become negatve. stll dont feel, howeve, that the economy has been wung dy of nflaton. thnk the declne n nflaton can be attbuted to a lage amount of weckage n the system. beleve the poblem s that ts not gong to be possble to get the economy movng agan to an adequate level of pefomance wthout ekndlng the old cuse (nflaton). Thats the eal tagedy of the monetay polcy; that t stops nflaton by bngng the economy to a halt. nflatonay popetes ae now a pat of all moden socety. nflaton s not an Amecan dsease, ts a pan-naton- al captalst popety. The dsease has many oots: mxed economy, the welfae state, bg busness, bg labo, expectatons, ndexng, to name a few. All of these ae deeply ooted n the socoeconomc, cultual popetes of moden captalsm. These - nsttutons cannot be easly emoved and thus moden captalsm s "natually" nflatonay n the way old-fashoned that captalsm was "natually" depessonay. Collegan: What couse do you thnk Amecan fscal and monetay polcy should take n the futue? Should we mantan estant n tems of monetay polcy? Helbone: Fst, the gowth of an ntenatonal money supply makes t much moe dffcult to un a slow, steady money gowth polcy. Bg copoatons can boow as they damn well please, whle the smalle copoaton feels the cedt cunch. Second, as soon as the economy gets nto the mddle ange of unemployment and utlzaton, t wll get back on the nflatonay path agan. Monetay polcy can only toleate modest ecovey. favo anothe polcy that s called an ncomes polcy. These polces keep ncomes n lne and must be lad on as pemanently as a monetay polcy. feel that ncomes polces ae moe compatble wth a much hghe degee of ecovey than monetay polcy. WANT A GOOD LAUGH? Well, you can get one as well as povde one by contbutng to the Collegan s annual Humo ssue. Ths yeas classc wll be publshed on May 2, and submssons ae due May 8. Just dop you wok off at the Collegan offce o n ou box n the SAC. Wee lookng fo lettes, atcles, pseudo-evew- s anythng thats a spoof on us o on any facet of the College. Hees you chance to abuse and amuse; dont pass t bv! Attenton Class of 83 The Seno Class Commttee would lke to emnd you that the socal eventof the season takes place ths Fday at 0:00 p.m. n PeceGeat Hall. What? You dont kno mw hat the socalevent of the season s? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? The socal event of the season s none othe than the tadtonal Seno Spng Swng Soee, now n ts fst yea. Entetanment swng musc thats why ts a Swng Soee, get t? w ll be povded by the Oho State Unvesty Jazz Band, an eghteen peces n t. Also nvted to what pomses to be a memoable evenng ae the faculty. The FACULTY. You know, the ones who make you go to class evey day. What? You havent been to class often enough to ecognze them? Well, not to woy. Theyll be well-dessthe ed onesstandng by the punch bowl. And speakng of punch youll patake of some of the fnest wne punch eveto spll onto the floo of Pece. Dess n you best Spng Sw ng atte, and be thee tomoow nght!