INTERSECTION IS VERY DANGEROUS. Midnight Fire of Unknown Origin Draws Crowds From Near and Far. Hillsdale Council Favors Putting. Avenue Crossing.

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1 "THE HERALD COVERS HLLSDALE LKE A ROOF" Vol. V." No. 33, Whole No. 340 JlUsdale, New J e r s e y, T h u r s d a y, A u g u s t 3, Sngle Copy, Three Cents HLLSDALE CHLD HAS PARALYSS Contact Was Not Made n Town, and Parents Should Not Become Alarmed. BOY S BTTEN BY THE FAMLY PET Lands Ttus, of Hllsdale, was btten on Sunday by hs own dog, whch has been a famly pet for some tme. The boy and the dog/were both, taken to Dr. Janss.'S. Fox lor examnaton. Whle r the doctor's offce the dog was.sezed wth a; nt. t s not beleved that any serous complcatons wll develop from the dog bte, whch was not severe. ','" " '. ' NTERSECTON S VERY DANGEROUS Hllsdale Councl Favors Puttng Warnng Lght at Washngton Avenue Crossng. CASE REPORTED MLD BLUE SOX EMERGE ORDNANCE S ORDERED FREMEN Lttle Elnor Pause Strcken Whle at The Hghlands, New Jersey Resort. Blue Sox emerged from ther slump on Sunday afternoon and defeated the Englewooc: Crescents by the score of 4 to 8. The game was Borough Attorney s nstructed To Draw Up Document for Changng Street Names BLAZE DESTROYS OVERBROOK CLUB Mdnght Fre of Unknown Orgn Draws Crowds From Near and Far. HANDCAPPED Fnd Dffculty n Drawng Water from Brook- Delay Dsastrous. Baby Klled, Four No Beer Barrels But Other Knds May Now Go* By Post Hllsdale Persons n Tragc Accdent On Knderkarnack Road, Oradell. MACHNE,- DEMOLSHED Operator Stepped on Gas nstead of Brake When Car Left Paved Road. t s now permssble to send a full [ sze barrel by parcel post, as the maxl mum weght and measurement of pat- played at the H$sdale Stadum. HUsdale started off evdently to eel post shpments has Seen ncreased prove to ther loyal. supporters, who by a new rulng ust released by postal A Hllsdale chld was strcken wth were present at the game n large num- The Hllsdale Borough Attorney was What proved the bggest mdnght authortes. The ncrease n weght s nfantle parsayss ths week, t wasbers, that they were capable of playng authorzed _ to prepare an ordnance attracton n the Pascack Valley y for from 5,0 lbs-, to 70 lbs., and the ncrease learned through relable sources. The better ball than they had been dong provdng or the changng of certan many a day was the"" t tspectacular l fre n measurement t s from f S4 nches to Joseph Amlung, Jr., 5-months-o!d chld s Elnor Pause, daughter of Mr, for ^_ uv,, several WM n weeks ^^ and u turned mthe sec- street names n Hllsdale, at the regu- last Frday nght, whch destroyed the and Mrs. Harry Pause. She s one of-. ondlrm^g ntcra rot by'-pbttn" up"no! lar f 00 nches, son of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Amlung, meetng of the Hllsdale Councl, buldng whch.was -formerly the head- of course, one has stll to be careful of Park street, Hllsdale, was klled, twns and s four years old. less than eght runs. ;"~ held TJ ; n -"-- the " --' Muncpal --"-«-- Buldng on almost nstantly, on Suncay, n Oradell, when the car n whch he was be- Elnor, s not n KtBsdale at present,! Not. content- wth ths, they added Tuesday evenng. The proposed ord-j.club, located ust over the Westwood however. She s at The Hghlands, N.fve more runs n the thrd nnng, and nance provdes for some of the changes Borough lne n Hllsdale, adacent to! the" contents" BootleSo-ers^wll^ot ng drven left the concrete pavement == J., where the famly had gone for af rorn tbat tme on the outcome of the outlned, and dscussed at a prevous Westwood avenue at the brook. ' -- - ' on Knderkamack Road and crashed vacaton L _and she was taken sck whle (game was never n doubt. [meetng. The changes are to elm- urc to take advantage of the new rules tato a telegraph pole. Margaret Amat The Hghlands. Engewood dd cause a lttle excte-nate the possbtty of confuson turesque The wooden landmatk frame of buldng, the neghborhood, wth a hstorc past, and a ques- suffered a fractured skull and s n a pc- n makng any shpments. U ng, 9 years old, and sster of Joseph, The case c s reported p as beng g mld, nentt however, n the sxth nnng by,. through contnuoussfcreets havng g varand the chld s sad to be recoverng accumulatng seven runs before beng' ous names a'8 dfferent ponts, and tonaqle future, made a huge bonfre ncely. retred, causng the home supporters through streets havng smlar names REFERENDUM VOTE Hackensack Hosptal n a serous con- Whe ths one ease s 3run of g g as the flames suddenly burst hgh nto; ' dton. a Hllsdale to wonder f a 3-run lead was a cnch! of streets n adacent Boroughs, the sky, the buldng burnng lke so ON POORMASTERS Mrs. Rose Madden, also of HUlsdale, chld, there s no reason to become after all. There was some relef ex- A moton was also passed nstructng much matchwood. The fre lghted the another passenger n the ll-fated car, alarmed, as the_ contact^evdently^was preyed when the Englewood sde was; the Borough Engneer ^to"supply""the sky brllantly, and the reflecton could, Freeholder Dr. Samuel Alexander,.., of, w a s badl y nured and s n the hospnot made n Hllsdale. No actual Hlls- fnally retred, and after that they]borough Attorney wth the necessary be seen for mles around. The sght Park _..,_ *_,_.. Rdge, s... opposed. to. the.. estab-..!! tal m - a - crtcal.!«-, condton condton wth wt'- bruses '- -- dase cases have so far been reported,! were completely shut out. Ther ef- nformaton to prepare the ordnance, attracted hundreds of persons, many shment of a County Welfare Board on tne head. " Mrs. ~of _ whom. came to the scene n cars for Bergen County, to take the place?? th r v. cf.. T "' and Margaret, re- Eflse Amlung although a rumor was prevalent ths) forts, however, succeeded _ n drvng t _ s expected that the _ ordnance _ wll _ week that me case had developed ; chrs, Elkns, HHlsdale's new ptcher" be submtted at The next" meetng and whch blocked " "" " J wthn the Borough. Ths rumor proved ; trom the mound. He was succeeded by (at that tme be ntroduced. borhood.. Many unfounded upon nvestgaton. Muller, the home team's old standby,; ^he ordnance "n the meantme, the.health author- changng street names not take tme to wh held the vstors down to three s the frst step m a plan that s exscoroless nnngs. tre and enoyed the sght, oblvous! ter of Hllsdale,, at the - Councl" meet-!, J seph Madden,... who was drvng tes cauton the people aganst undue.alarm, and advse that the smple well peeted soon to secure mal deh'very for of the fact that they were furnshng ng on Tuesday evenng. l_ car. receved nures to the arm and Englewood's ptcher, Ashworth, was;hn known rup.es that wll ad n prevent- s daet"a"nmberng ordnance added nterest by the cut and color of The queston of adoptng the new * drven from the rtcher's boxn tne' b f The car was completely demolshed: ng the epdemc from spreadng should second nnng when Hllsdale staged put nto effect, whch wll ther paamas. plan whch elmnates the Pbormaster,; d t d t neatbw CTaraoe The Hllsdale Fre Department ar-s to be voted upon at the November: when tne oradelf polce Arrved oa rved on the scene a few mhutes after electons, and appears on the ballot m the scene thev wtnessed a shockng the outburst, but were handcapped]the form of a referendum. Mr. Haub- s M th the ' oocupalts pnned unde^ because they were unable to draw wa-ner told the Councl that Dr. Alex- ]fhe weck and Uood spattered ^ ^ many other chldren. Don't take them Among the mportant changes pro- ter from the brook for some tme, anaer had assured hm that the Board ; Madden, who owned the car told the The box score:" to publc beaches or other publc gatherngs..... ENGX/EWOOD nue to lberty avenue, Lnwood avenue of the men and gave nstructons to'erendum beng adopted. left the concrete as he was roundng \ posed s the changng of Demarest ave- Chef Wllam Dfefenbach took charge! ofj^dld^weteopposed to the ref- that two wheels^ ' ab h po eto Lafayette avenue, and Hawthorne have the engne pump the brook water. ; "The plan looks all rght on the sur- a slght bend n the road. He attempt- L. Hckey, 3b 5 ; Terrace and Frankln street to Central The brook was very low, and t was face," Mr. Haubner stated, "but t wll! ed to get the car back on the concrete, ATTEMPTED ENTRY? m^e/' ^ 06 rf 0; avenue. some tme before the water stream was mean that the County Welfare Board and n so dong, accdently stepped on -% t AT HANSEN HOMEeSf 2 A prte hearng at the meetng was made powerful enough to be effectve. wm have the power to appont secre- the gas acceletator. Ths caused the l! held at 9:30 on the ordnance to pro-aftevde a grade for Maple avenue between w«was E» T operatng, B «T«r hnf. but durng H n rf the t» delay fl.o, the t»,», an( ths. wll mean ad'ded expense '-kddng sdeways and rammn" the some 25 mnutes the equpment tares, d'.erks and other pad offcals, car to ump forward out of control,. '.-.. Garrety, 2b 4 0 Early Sunday mornng, A. M., tode Sautelles, lb, rf..4 0 entre buldng was demolshed. The Cedar street and "STesler Way. The tc the taxpayers. Furthermore, the' telegraph pole. be exact, J. Hansen, Republcan can-; Paulson, ss 5 0 efforts of the fremen was then drected 0 r-rhdnance passed on ts thrd and fnal Board wll have the power to call upon Dr. Chester Kng, of Oradelfl, was ddate for Slayor of Hllsdale, reported Hepscher, cf n preventng the fre spreadng to to the local polce that someone had, Comnsky, c,4 readng. 0 other propertes and to the brush whch the muncpaltes for appropratons called to the scene and gave the nas t sees ft." " tred frst ad. The more serous were been, attemptng to enter hs home' Ashworth, p n' A survey of..the fre hydrants and ofsurrounded the burnng house. M-. Haubner announced that he had amoved mmedately to Hackensack through rasng a screen on one of themcqullan, p 3 0!the water facltes at the Overbrook The Westwood Fre Department, act- as a precautonary measure to provsted eght muncpaltes regardng Hosptal. wndows on the east sde-of hs home J2 Z 'secton was decded upon to see f t sng ;c.n Sast HKlsdale axca e. T-tus.' S 2 2& homss^ the matter, and that ab of the eght! ' Westwood' property adacent to Tn * accdent created consderable The polce,' 'aded by Mr. Hansen, HULSDALE BLTJE SOX n that secton to have mote hydrants) were opposed to the new measure exctement and confuson on the "Knthe fre, turned out wth equpment and made a search _of the neghborhood and nstalled.. Ths survey was decded) ab r h po a e! stood by over the lne. After some ^ derkamack Road, whch s heavly notced a suspcous lookng car whch upon followng the burnng of thetme, when the fre seemed to be. gettng out of control, Chef Defenbach FOUR FUNDAMENTALS n^ep^s the cars movng. traveled, and the polce had dffculty Tschman, cf 3 they attempted to-.follow. The drver 0 Overbrook Country Qlub buldng on Marsala, ss... 3 succeeded n eludng hs pursuers,, however; Later, Offcer Henry Koelsch se- the prevous Frday nght when there requested Westwood to play a stream S. Travolta, 3b 5 v^^v N RASNG uwrtmuwrt, POULTRY, The Jwas dffculty n securng a water supca. r belonged to Mr _ Madd ; al3d of water on the fre. A connecton was Hoare, lb... 4 cured the number of a car that had "" ply, resultng n the buldng beng almost completely demolshed by the, : -There are four fundamentals that) ther famly - along = he nvted Mr. and Mrs. Amlung and quckf.y made to a hydrant nearby, and Tatem, 2b 4 -been parkng wthout lghts. The owner, who lves outsde cf Hlsdale, s to for a rde. The. two Tedeman. rf 5 flames whle the fremen stood by wth the pumper sent a 300-pound pressure must be observed to make any poultry Madden famles was are held neghbors on a techncal n Hllsdale. charge Maler, c 4 be questoned as to the reason for hs empty hoses for ceose to a half hour. stream nto the thck of the flames. proect successful," states Arthur E. of manslaughter- and was released un-, J. Travolta, f 4 The affar was not wthout ts hu- Ames, of Closter, poultry expert, who; der $500 bal. car beng n Hllsdale n the Ccunchnan Hafemann called attenton to the crossng at Washngton hours of the mornng. early{elkns,. p 2 morous ncdents. One Westwood fre- has been placed n ths secton by the man had ust returned from a vst Furna Mlls, of St. Lous, "these beng T,-. *-,,»,,_ Muller, p.,..." _J 2 _H Jl _H! avenue and Knderkamack Road, and wth hs grl frend, and had bedecked housng, management of the flock,aulo FATALTES Totals declared t dangerous. He asked f hmself wth hs newest and whtest breedng and feedng, each of whch s '-- LEGON CARNVAL somethng could not be done by way [sport trousers. He answered the fre! mportant. f the small flock owner DECREASE SLGHTLY The score by nnngs: ;cf gettng^ warnng lght placed! alarm as he was, and when he reached wouldtake a lttle te tme t to hcheck k up on WAS BG SUCCESS EngeVood".."' ZZZm 07 0?~~^! there. After a dscusson on the mat- the scene he determned to save hs hs efforts, he would fnd hs results The number of automoble fataltes "; ter, Counclman Ward suggested that Hllsdale Summary^ Earned 085 whte trouss-s, so he took them off. He very satsfactory and proftable, runs Hllsdale 2,; a. letter be wrtten to the Board of n the State of New Jersey for the frst ducted The Amercan at Park Rdge Legon by carnval, Pascack con- helped te fght the fre arrayed Val- Englewood 7. Two-base hts Tatem, y n! "An elaborate hen house s not neces-! sx months m 93 s nne balow that Freeholders, callng ther. attenton to ley Post, came to a concluson consd- ' S. Travolta, L. Hckey, T. TT- fra-n- < ' = -O^LC, shorts, «F"">=U reported ^^- polka-dot t.ul m n U=^3"- desgn. r sarv. What s needed s a dry. well of * he comparable perod for 930, acqfcs-n e f con f ton at * he ntersecton, and; Ancthe!, freman feu off the narrow \ ventlated house that gves the hens as g rdl f= l ~ ~~ " ' cratlly after mdnght Saturday nght, Three-base ht T. Hckey. ^ ^.-.-=-- ~- -, Travolta Ht bv ntche^ Bv & t ^ co? sltera^0 - ^he roads, f t brd e OTer the b k ^ they! much lght and floor space as possble.!?^. G - Untl" that tme the fun went on at a! ^s^^travolta,^ Ht ^ptcher By, ar3 both county roads. Some two! were carryng the were car^n2 the -hose down to connect: nosp rnum fn PnmP A m n a small a small merry pace. flock, flock, four four sm»r» square f flf»t, feet shnnd should; years ago the Freeholders made a survey of such crossngs and decded at lhelr llves Openng on Saturday, August, wth 'Elkns, Muller 0, Ashworth 2, Mca good attendance and very satsfactory QvJBan 4. Struck out By Elkns 4, that tme that the traffc was not suf- wth the brook. The fall was several be allowed for each brd as a producng [ as a.* st 539 on Jr;!y, 930. feet, but the freman was unhurt, al-!flock must be kept housed all wnter;, f June there was a recepts, t contnued all "through the \ Muller 2, Ashworth, McQuOan 3. fcently heav«to warrant a traffc] though all wet from the experence. n fact, many commercal men are now n the number of week, wth growng success. Monday Passed balls Comnsky 2. Umpresevenng was rany, but asde, fcom that Brll and Doyle. Scorer Margols. [started n the front part of the buld-: SDac > ^ June, 930, a decrease of 26. The sgnal. t was ponted out, however,] e orgn of the are was not off. peepng ther layers housed from the - ^ tents. Eghty-eght peodle t seemed to have!? ms *^ey start layng; they fnd ths- %c " lc June, 93, as aganst 4 the weather was remarkably good. n Seen and Heard at the Ball Game consderably snce that tme. - ^"ls3 deaths were as follows: ngr"weltwood*7esdsnts" whost houses whee S ** s fact, t was ust rght for the purchase By Benny Margols Felce Commssoner Herng also! overlook the bundng reported that' "Management, of course, takes m Pedestrans 40 Ccllson, automoble and tran or engne - 4 Ccllson, auto wth statonary obects 22 Collson, auto wth another motor vehcle 8 Collson, auto wth bcycle... 4 There were no fatal motorcycle ae- of ce eream to cool one off, then buy chck Tatem was back at second base on tne cost a "hot dog" to warm up on, followed ;<n Sunday. Chck has been vacaton- ;Xf " lo ~" '" ^""^f "' t]m. samg evenng about 0 o'clock they! many phases cf poultry husbandry, but, \ tnere whch,, a d neard oud noses from the buld- f the flock owner wll observe smple ng that sounded as though some per- rates of regular feedng and santaton, then the coolng-warmng was repeat-, agata. ^ ^ _ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^tsn^nft^ son or parsons were throwng brcks!he wll have mastered the most marcund. Later a car was seen leavng! portant requrements for successful But sn't that what- a carnval s for? when the Sox started ther rally n the m gh tbe placed there ah. moderate g q the premses a few mnutes before the poultry keepng. Everyone was nterested n the-re- tscond, scorng eght runs. thnk ^^^^m^^sm^^^^^^sm^ t sut of the compettons, p and stayed to was the t ft frst tme n two t months t h t hear the results. The man one was Al. was satsfed wth ther playng. the^dopularty' "contest Ths was w^:^the^bme^x<ouwe^s pulted ll "down "^ matt ~ S transacted. Mayor W. W.! been' observed parked near the buld-; pected" to be" a"hgb~produser" hersetf.! by lttle Teresa, daughter of Chef of seme hard ht bafe Each felder made ^!^?l ""^H^^^L^Z^?^ n fcr sveral ^S * 3 P a3t - J Small flock owners make the mstake ROADS Pc^ce Salmmc and wfe, of Ffth! ecod catches. Abe Tschman, J Tra- \ a --vacaton. Counclman Harvey Hsr- too often n buyng cheap chcks from CONCRETE street, Sura, Park,-> - Rdge. ^-^~. Tne lttle'lady was! vclta and Al. Tedeman make a vstng! ng - Pras-dent cf the CouncU, acted as 9 years o'd on May 28 last, whch shows team know they we n the game on the Ma y r at the meetng. that Tvlle she s ve;-y young for the offence and defence.. " ~ llooth ANNVERSARY OF B. & L. LEAGUE WN, LOSE;' FGURE T YOURSELF LAST an rresponsble hatchery, whereas they would be far ahead by payng a lttle more and get chcks from accredted n answer to the queston, "How long flocks wth hgh egg records behnd wll a properly bult concrete pavement henca- whch she receved, yet she may Jm Maher caught on Sunday. He: be consdered to have a very large; handled Elkns and Muller n good! TT -. J o+~ rt-u- J T Uhem. last?" the Portland-Cement Assocarne Unted tatates tmdmg and oan, number of frends. style. nunxcer cf frends. n fact, she secured \ Buc Hoare has a great habt of pck-! rbe feedng problem s, fortunatelv, ton makes ths reply: "Ths queston, League s e&ebraung n ±-hadelpha, E ]y solved: by tlle lse of a. good com- ; cannot be answered accurately, for no 6,25 votes. She was awarded a half- ng up ba.cs that are thrown wld to! karat damond rng. frst base. Often Bud has been seen The F:emen wen the ball game. the_lg0» annversary^0^ %ne foundng merfclal feed> feetjng Jt accordng to ; concrete pavement properly bult has Second n the contest came Dorothy; dcng a splt or- a dve, but he gets the : The Freman beat the Fremen. ]m J?ranktorf, a suburb ot tna, c-y, o drectons. The varous State colleges eve- worn out," and refers to the oldthe Banta, who had 4,850 votes, and re- ball. " '! Both of these statements are correct, n 83. frst Buddng and Loan Assocaton, have recommended _good commercal est concrete road n Mnnesota, bult ceve as an award a 7-ewel Haml- Clnt Rch was not n unform on' but to'state-t planer: Montvale Fre feecs for a number of vears, as the n 92, stll n Derfect condton, and ten wrst watch. Then came Dorothy: Sunday." n fact, he was not at the ball ; Department's baseball team defeated] The totol membershp of Buldng! better companes have exerted every! also to the Beltefontane, O., the frstwth votes. Kergame. wonder whether Clnt wasn't! team of the Park Rdge Fre De- ;and Loan Assocatons at the end ofl-escr towards producng feeds that cor Crete road n the Unted States, """" 83O was 2,336,7b4, n,777 Assoca-; gve, g maxmum results. u. My y own com-; com; bult n n 892, whch s s stll stll carryng prze was a gold rng wth an aqua-! gvng: the grls a break on Sunday. partmsnt' n Sunday afternoon's game Abe Park Rdge Muncpal Feld. marne stone "- - Knght fezt frsky durng the; +** at tons, ten of whch are n Hawa, wth pany has led n ths lne of f research, h automoble 0 comfortably, and ts **up- assets of $8,828,6,925. Pennsylvana havng bologcal laboratores and a \ keep cost s remarkably ow. Follcwmg these came Dorothy Deane, ;game. He acted as though he wanted Park Rdge went to.bat frst and gothas the ^largest number cf Assocatons ; 3C0-ace expermental farm where' "th 74C5 voes, who chose a tolet set; to w.-ssle or box wth someone. ;away to a flyng start wth -three runs,, n the States 3445, whle New Jersey feedng methods are tred and mprov- DootlT Mack, wth 69S5 votes, who \. Umpre Br]l was ht n the neck by whch made them feel all puffed up. '. has 56, and New York trals alonged, wth the result that the Checker-! Chcse a ta dlngbs-g; Huth Engel, wfh a fcul tp. The n ury was panf u3 but Montvale scprea only one run n_ats seventh n tha lst, wth 307. New Jer-! tcard Bag has become synonomous! WESTWOOD STATON 53*5 T,o"e= who chose a tolet set; and! nc-t serous. guess Ken wll have to -naf. But after that t al went Mont- say shows the largest ncrease n 93C -\> the 'lowest cost of producton.' " LEADS ALL N GANS BorctV- Taven-'-. wth 5GS5 votes, who! do away wth hs neck-ng-for awme. vale's way, followng a rally wth fve wth. $50,438,950, aganst Oho, second chese a tavelng bag. Fecels was not satsfed wth" Umpre'! runs n the ffth nnng when a badn ncrease, wth $39,398,950.,^_ We learn from the current number The young lades all worked, hard: Ccyle's decson on cue occason, and f unble by Park Rdge set off te fre-!prncpal WHTE d te Ere Ralroad Magazne that awards. Ths was wanted to tell Mr. Doyle somethng wo-ks. The fact that the latter came and dessrved ther a»uua. ;«reao, : _.... -?K"T?NS; Tn TOtl/M GVEN $S FNE FOR : Westwcod staton, n charge of Agent veco T-zed by the commttee of the after the game, but le changed Ms; back wtn four runs m ts fnaa nnng KL U K'MS U UWN^ George Koslemba- led a]] th3 tcket of _ carnval, and the later przes were sst mnd. ; was not enough to offset the start that DSORDERLY CONDUCT ^_xce3 on the entre Ere system n Cay asde for ther choce, to remburse the : Lefty Muller and Dck DeCamp com- )HS opponents had maae.! Tvth the largest percentage of gan n contestants, and had not been prev-' plmented each other. Lefty told Dck- There was a pretty trple play made Eml Johnson, of Genbrcok Park, busness over the same perod last year, caslv announced He was gettng old, wlle Dck con- by Montvale, and a ncs double olay by HaSsdale, was fned $5 on a charge of - -»- -. v S ;Srlt sen"! ^res twood umped to frst plac resembles; park Rdge. dso.'dsrly.conduct, when he appeared ous appendcts operaton. Mr Wht : e ' a^ durng the precedng month. The game was sprted and good B- before E. H. Leady, sttng as ustce was strcken at Youngstown, O., wlle. prze was a hand- 'J-'ne -a.envmy uua, Clnt and Ben, cured, wth lots, of chaffng that everysome smokng- set, "whch was wen by:dd.net delver on Sunday.. 'Clnt was;one accepted wth a smle. Montvale sr-w. J. Mclatrye. He was rushed to the hosptal n Dover,; heght, and the acrop s so plentful f t&a Feacs, n-the absence of Eecor- drvng back to Dover from Chcago.! The eafy oeaeh season s at ts Albert- Hebeler, of Park Rdge. " out and Een was tred. lhas been playng regularly, has heaver Jehnsca. was arrested on Sunday where an emergency operaton was)that prces are remarkably low. There at "There-tsre the varous lots booths, of other wth."the przes result won; toe Nest Hllsdale week, Stadum. we meet Come, Haverstraw fo-s, and!and at materal, that and s ust crtplayed why t 'ts ^sron antagonsts, honest when ts was fcxmd sleepng on the performed ust n tme to save hs lfe. are not as many peaches as there were ttat-people went-away.well lacten wth; see a good baa game. vctory. ' =xund cn WestW m le av-snue, near Whle he has fully recovered from last year, but they are larger and hang ther efforts to help the Legon. Not ^ Ccme cn, Blue Sos, you broke te ce SPattsscn Etreet. He was taksn to the the shock'of such a serous llness, Mr. on the tree better, so that te total a.-word of fault-fndng wth any of th's tsv defeatng Englewood.'now'let's keep H -*e s the ssre by nnngs: local al, where ne was held ovam^t Whte has srll to add a few pounds crop wll be about the same as last was heard, everyone seemed alea ed. before he returns to hs usual robust year. The qualty Gf the frut s reand the carnval was a Socal success! ""p.. Montvale 3 C54 C0 5' a! tred before Justce Lead" on MsV gettng E-elf. ' ported excellent. too warm to wrte. ^ar Edge 383 OU 04

2 PAOE TTTO PAGE TWO Theodore Roosevelt practcally never forgot a Dame. Perhaps that s why le was Presdent. Personally, Couldn't even run for a tran on that platform. cannot remamber names, and my mother s no better at t than am. wonder whether t can be an nherted trat. At any rate we know better than to try to remenbsr a name, because f we do try we always get t wrong. la ths regard, any assocaton of deus s a snare and a deluson. One reason s that when you want.to remember a name you usually are n a hurry. Ether you are tryng to ntroduce somebody or you unexpectedly meet some one out of hs accustomed nche. When there s no sadden pressure names are easy to remember. You always thnk of them 5 mnutes after you need them. Those wth a good memory for names regard you wth pty and tolerance. The fact that you Co not forget persons seems to carry lttle weght. f you say, "You know the chap mean that bearded author who goes about wth Gene Tunney the tall old rsh fellow who wrtes plays," they exclam n shocked tones: "Surely, you are not speakng of Bernard Shaw!" Of whom else could yon be speakng? sn't he rsh and tall, and hasn't he a beard, and sn't he an author and playwrght? Try and deny t! * * * Persons are such egosts that they rarely help you out on names. Few, for example, step up and say, "'m Manuel, former Sng of Portugal. Do you remember me_?" That's Old world "courtesy, Most of them are lke the man of whom Jm Corbett tells hs famous story, the member of a crowd of several thousand who met Jm at the staton when he was champon, and who later sad, "Of course, you remember me. was the man n the brown derby." hate to blow the whstle on Jack Dempsey,. but Jack has been gettng away too long wth a reputaton for a great menor-. The truth s that he has a system. He ust says, "Hello, pal" to everybody. heard hm do that once to a partcularly annoyng butter-n. "s he your pal?" asked hm a bt severely. " never saw the dumb cluck before," sad Jack cheerfully, "hut they're all my pals." * * Few have the moral courage to admt that they don't remember. Frequently stall untl have had a 'chance to go over the alphabet and he thegry of assocaton. Then y f trumphantly address "Mr. Tger" as "Mr. Lon, or "Mr. Pckerel" as "Mr. Pke." Gene Tunney usefl to be honest. He! would say,, " am sorry. don't remember you, hut am -glad to see you." Then some one who had probably shaken hands wth hm at a tranng camp would go away callng hm ll mannered and "hgh hat.". * *» George Creel has the courage of hs convctons. He was standng wth a senator once n Washngton, when a man rushed up and sad, "You don't know my name." "Why should?" demanded Mr. Creel. " don't even remember you." The senator sghed. " wsh," he sad, " had the nerve to do that." Frankln P. Adams s fond of such thngs as crossword puzzles, but refuses to spend hs tme n guessng contests. f some one calls hm on the telephone and says, " bet you don't know who ths s," he reples promptly, "You wn," and hangs up the recever. * * * Women, even the most beautful and nterestng, are hardest to remember because of the faculty they have of completely changng ther appearance wth a hat or gown. stll grow warm wth embarrassment when thnk of a woman met one mornng on Ffth avenue. t was n the days when they wore those hats they pulled down over ther noses. "You don't reme:*ber me," she sad laughngly. knew had seen and HER BROTHER BLL TOLD HER talked wth her somewhere, but : THAT couldn't for the lfe of me call her No gamber ever wants to wn the by name. t developed that had. very frst pot, for f he does, that puts sat next to her at a dnner the pre-vous evenng. of the sesson and he wll be wrtng the Gypsy curse on hm for the rest * *. O. U.'s before he s through. a told that the government of! (. 93. McClure Newspaper Syndcated CWKT Servce."* Porto Rco s makng every effort to ; O encourage athletcs. t has decded to erect a grandstand and lay out a baseball damond n Munoz Rvera park at a cost of over $60,000. The Brooklyn baseball team played n Cuba ths sprng, and has apparently ust about recovered from the trp. Perhaps next season t can be nduced to go to Porto Rco. They have a new press box at the Polo grounds. t hangs suspended, lke a brd cage, from the upper stand. Those of ns who knew the old press box, on ground level, never are gong to lke ths one. The old press box was a sort of club, where n the old days you could fnd rvn Cobb, Wll rwn, Charle Van Loan and any nuu- - her of actors and old ball players. You could hear much of what the players sad as they crossed to and fro, and sometmes they would stand by the nettng and on n the conversaton. The new press box s as strctly for work as a casher's cage. t has none of the frendlness or atmosphere of the old. Stores wrtten there may!r«n n accuracy, but they wll never have the eclor. E) Bs: Sv-.:d:cate -lvot Servce. f On Ther Way to Demand "Peace and Freedom T ED b the ntrepd aud expe- t V $, *-** renced Mss Mabel Venon, the "Transcontnental Caravan of the Women's nternatonal League for Peace and Freedom" s on ts way from Los Angeles to Washngton. All along the route the women, who are n motor cars, are gatherng sgnatures to pettons for peace whch are to be lad before \ Presdent Hoover, the obect beng to have the Unted States take the lead n the nternatonal dsarmament conference whch wll be held n Geneva next year Our llustraton shows the scene n Los Angeles as the caravan s about to start. The trp across the contnent, over mountans, deserts and plans, wll take more than three months, for the Wooden Bead Ths good lookng bag n envelope style s woven of large wooden, brght- ly colored beads n red, whte and blue, blendng wth the colors used n the crocheted tands on the blouse and wth color of the hat. t. s a clever accessory for use wth any! sports garb. SUPERSTTOUS = "The honeymoon s over," says Reno Bt2, "when hubby begns to forget the thn ankles and notces the thck head." (. 33. Bell Syndcate.) WSV Servce. women depart often from the hghways n order to vst as many ctes and towns as possble. They expect to reach the Katonal Captal on October 6, and ther parade up Pennsylvana avenue wll be somethng to look at. Mss Yernon has conducted a number of coast-to-eoast caravans n the last ffteen years and knows how to run them. NUTTY NATURAL? HSTORY J BY HUGH HUTTON Sz THE BLUE-NOSE BABBT *TpHS nnocuous-lookng creature s * responsble for the great vce among the natves of Sumatra, known as babbtng.. Two full-grown babbts are put n a prze-fght rng after beng fed a mash of red peppers and gnger ale, and the natves place bets on the one that wll frst start the fght. The babbt s slow to anger, and the two slowly crcle about each other, makng remarks about ancestry, personal appearance, etc., untl one s thoroughly maddened. He then knocks hs opponent over wth hs tal, delvers two scratches wth hs spurs, and the fght s over. The monkey-lke appearance of the beast s party due to hs baboon ancestry and also to the way the flbert head s placed and -decorated. The body s also a flbert, and the ears splt navy beans. A popcorn nose panted blue, clove legs and almond feet, and popcorn spurs make up the rest of the creature, except for the tal, whch s a pece of spaghett that has been softened and bent. ( Metropoltan Newspaper Servce,) CVF.NU Servce. * Excepton "Does your wfe ever say you're rght:" "Oh, yes, she always says am rght n admttng 'm wrong." Why So Many Fal "What s the secret of success n lfe?" " don't really know, but fear t s connected wth work." Mllon Ar Letters Daly Each day approxmately,000,000 letters and packages are transported by ar mal n the Unted States. Wth Sound Defects Love s a beautful story., and marrage s the talke verson of t. Lfe. "f not to fly, why has the robn wngs. Whle the green desert dares hm to be free: Wy does he yearn to reach remotest thngs, Tle mountan's rm f t were not to he?" As a Man Thlnketh John Galsworthy, the Englsh wrter, after a qoet vst n the Unted States, has gone back to the land of the Forsytes, but leaves wth us a memorable suggeston. t s that of a world peace day, says the St. Lous Post-Dspateh. He urges the natons whch sgned the Brand-Kelogg pact to set asde a day as a recurrng remnder that they have formally renounced war.. Armstce day, n ts true meanng, should lend tself readly to such a purpose. For most of the world November, MS, meant the cessaton of tne most horrble perod n hstory. t was a day of returned peace. Nevertheless, snce that tme t has become ncreasngly mltarstc.- We celebrate the end of a four-year bloodshed by paradng arms and unforms. How much more fttng t would be to use the occason for Mr. Galsworthy's renuncaton day s too obvous to he ponted out. After all, our preferences ndcate how we thnk, and as we thnk we are. The tpper legslatve councl of Bermuda has reected the measure whch the lower councl had passed permttng physcans on the sland to use automobles whle callng on patents. So the old remans. The sland, whch has always been free of the modern automoble, wll keep ts freedom. And somehow we are glad, says the Albany Evenng News. t s good to thnk that somewhere n the world s a place where motors are not and motor horns never rack our nerves. There ought to be a.mo- torless Eden somewhere and Bermuda has acted wsely n keepng the auto- ' moble out. f physcans had been permtted to use cars then others ; mght also have asked the prvlege > and gradually there would be many cars on the sland. t leaves a place where the pedestran s top dog and where one may.go to return to the DESSERT FOR HOT DAYS ] quet of olden days. TH gelatn n'so many attrac- forms flavored, plan acdu- Wtve lated and powdered one may have a dfferent dessert for every hot day, wthout repeatng. Such desserts are not only refreshng to look upon, but are appetzng and suffcently satsfyng after a hearty meal. The followng s ao old-tme recpe, but s always enoyed: Snow Puddng. Soak one and one-fourth tablespoonfuls of plan gelatn n one-fourth cupful of water ffteen mnutes, then add one cupful of bolng water and str untl well dssolved; add one cupful of sugar, one-fourth cupful of lemon uee and str untl the sugar s dssolved, then stran nto a large bowl. Beat the whtes.of three egga. t untl stff and. add to the gelatn mxfure when t begns to stffen beat tntl very lght. When stff enough to pold, pour nto a mold that has been rnsed n cold water. Prepare a boled custard, usng the egg yolks, four tablespoonfuls of sugar, one-half teaspoonfus of salt, and a pnt of hot mlk. Cook untl the spoon s coated, add flavorng and chll. Pour round the puddng when servng. Grape ce Cream. Scald one quart of thn cream, add one and one-half cupfuls of sugar, a pnt of grape uce f sweet lessen the sugar add the uce of half a lemon and freeze as usual. Whpped Frut Jelly. Take a package of any flavor of gelatn lemon s good add a pnt of bolng water and mx well. When cool and before t sets beat wth an egg beater. Beat the whte of an egg! untl stff, add one-half cupful of powdered sugar and add to the elly wth two bananas, one orange and one-half cupful of fresh strawberres, all cut nto small peces. Make a boled custard wth the egg yolk, two tablespoonfuls of sugar and one and one-fourth eupfnls of mlk. Mold the elly and serve unmolded wth the custard for a-sauce. ((S. 93. "Western Newsnaoer Unon.} Not That Hungry Jack Let's go n ths all nght lunch room. Clfford S'ope. can eat for three hours, hut that's my lmt. Father Swears, n Son as Governor Sun-Tan Powder Not New T^lLl--.L'. l! - -!,",! f e Georga Supreme court Sun-tan powder may be popular, but ' lv ''-' lh L ' " : h l ' - l l f '" ' '' "'' '*>. fussell, Jr., durng the t sn't new t was used by Roman nauguraton of the latter ns governor of the state. Russell, Jr., s thrty-three years lades n the year 300 B. 0. ow the second ' youngest man to hold he poston. As a remedy for the lls of the Brtsh empre, G. K. Chesterton has decded to prescrbe a return to absolute monarchy, wth the prnce of Wales n the role of benevolent despot. Wrtng n the Amercan Magazne, Mr. Chesterton nssts that democratc governments have proved ther nablty to control the complex modern world. "The ancent busness of monarchy," says Mr. Chesterton, "s qute lkely to start agan as a new busness. t s, of course, mere blndness and blunderng to suppose that monarchy s decayng n the modern world. t s returnng wth much more of a rush than, who have many old Republcan sympathes, should personally wsh t to do." Leutenant Commodore Eonsedah!, who wll he the frst skpper of the navy's great new drgble known as the Akron, s gven credt for knowng more than any other Amercan about!ghter-than-ar craft accordng to the : Lawrence Journal-World. He s a survvor of the Shenandoah dsaster because he knew enough, when that drgble broke up n a storm, to ma- neuver to a safe landng the secton on whch he and a number of the crew found themselves after the break-up. Here's hopng that he wll always be able to land the new shp equally successfully, and all n one pece. A sklled but crooked engraver can tol for months to make a pece of paper accurately resemble and pass for a ten-thonsand-dollar bll, wth strong chances of detecton and punshment. An honest artst can take a pece of canvass not much larger than the note, place thereon certan pgments, and make the thng worth several tmes ten thousand dollars. Use of wheat for fuel takes care of an emergency. t shows conclusvely, however, that an economc system whch compels a famly to burn what s- meant for food to take the place of wood, coal or ol s workng under a mscalculaton. Ensten mght be appealed to n an effort to have the matter straghtened out. Actve volcanoes near celand are causng earthquakes throughout the world. celand has not been very conspcuous n the affars of the world. Nature evdently ntends that ths small but remarkable country shall have ts share n the publcty so hghly valued at present. Europe lkes Amercan flms, even though not always cordal to Amerca. ; t s a matter that wll arrange tself. The flms represent the new genus of the XJ. S. A. and wll do ther- share toward helpng the people, of ths naton to be understood. No matter how great the ntellectual task suggested, there are always volunteers. A surprsng number of persons ndcate a wllngness to proceed sngle-handed to a rewrtng of the Unted States Consttuton. Another dreadful predcament s havng to ar a 0,000-word rage wth" a 700-word vocabulary. A Through a by tfeax Xetcom AN AUCTON FOR THE BASHFUL LL the world wants to help the bashful. They seem so helpless, they fll us wth a sort of protectve feelng; and partcularly bashful swans those who are backward : about comng forward to get a wfe many of us have long snce felt that - somethng ought to be done about;' them. And now we learn that a lttle old ' vllage n Germany, St. Goar, has gotten ahead of us by a few hundred : years! For t s an old custom n St. Gear that every sprng the madens of the ; place are "auctoned off" so that bashful swans may get at least an opton on a sweetheart. Accordng to the terms of the "Aucton for the Bashful," each grl takng part must agree to keep company wth the man who chooses her for the followng year. Durng that year she may " not dance or assocate wth any man other than her "purchase." Many of us wll reoce that theres one place n the world where bashful men may be encouraged and aded n ths way. But t s my personal opnon that the terms at the' St. Goar aucton are a bt extreme. To forbd a grl to even dance wth' any other man for a whole year maybe sad to be stackng the cards n favor of the bashful; and then, too, tmay not be as good for them or forthe romance of the town as they thnk. There s such a thng as too much of a good thng. The young, man who s forced upon a grl for every sngle dance for a whole yearmay fnd that t mght have been better for hs cause had the rens been a bt looser! But anyway we must take our hatsoff to St. Goar, whch, by the way, nestles on the Rver Rhne not. far from the rocks of the Lorele madens, for takng the ntatve a long tme ago and dong somethng to help the bashful. On less rgorous terms thegrls of some of our modem communtes mght not be averse to adoptng, the dea. (, 93, Bell Synflcate.) WKTJ Servce. o- Your Home and Yon FASHON N FOODS OODS have a way of gong out F of favor ust as often as they suddenly come nto favor, and n ths country t s the doctor, not the gourmet, who sets fashons n foods. t s dscovered that lver s helpful n eertan cases of anema and suddenly lver steps out of the pleban class and becomes dstnctly patrcan. Pumpernckel s prased by a doctor or two on account of ts coarse texture and ths bread whch would have been held n contempt by Amercans "a generaton ago s found on the : tables of the well to do and dscrmnatng. Vnegar s among the food products that has gone rather out of favor and the vnegar cruet s held n contempt. Sophstcated young people are annoyed f ther parents add vnegar to corned beef or cabbage, spnach or any of the foods that many old fashoned folk fnd unpalatable wthout t. Even n salad dressngs many up-todate young housewves use no vnegar. They- brag of the fact that they always use lemon uce nstead. The acetc acd-n vnegar, they wll tell yon, s nurous whle the ctrc acd n lemons s not. The thng that makes ths presentday contempt for vnegar rather amusng s that one food that has stepped rght up to the front namely sauer kraut s farly drenched wth t. The fact s that certan persons ought not to eat vnegar but for those n normal health a lttle vnegar used ns seasonng rather than to satsfy an abnormal taste for sours s qute harmless, and as an offset to olve ol n french dressng has a more agree-,-hle flavor to many persons than lemon uce. V. 03, McClure Newspaper Syndcate.> (WNT Servce.) "Some people are so dumb," says Erudte Eureth, "they thnk hookworms are what you use when you go fshng. (Copyrght.} WNU Servce.

3 PAGE THREE THAT'S HOW T LOOKS To the Man Lookng On THATS THE WAY...:.. -2Cd A3... So far as we know, the Bergen Leader s the only Bergen County weekly newspaper that carres a stock colored [ funny sheet secton, and we notce t s qute a. success, not because we, our- selves, enoy t, but every Monday mornng three lttle tots come to the offce door, stck ther towy lttle heads n and ppe, "Save you got the funny sheet?" As soon as they receve t we hear the word beng relayed along the street among the very young generaton. that frequents the secton, and we later peek through the wndow and watch ' the happy gatherng wth ther heads - serously bured among the funnes. Yes, we enoy that funny secton of the. Leader, although, honestly, we have no dea whether they carry "Mutt and JeH" or "Gasolne Alley." The appeal case aganst the ncrease - of $,000,0.00 n assessment of the Ford plant at Edgewater s beng'heard ths week, and the nterestng feature s that A. Harry Moore, Democratc canddate for Governor, s actng as counsel for the Ford nterests. To make the stuaton more complcated, t s reported that Bat Maley, Democratc member of the Bergen County Board of Taxatons, was the one who held out for the ncrease n the Fcrd assessment. Of course, how was he to know that A. Harry Moore was to be the counsel for the Ford nterests? Now Pat s worred, because f he nssts' on hs orgnal clam that the ncrease must stand, and A. Harry Moore should be elected Governor, whch seems better than an even chance, he s wonderng what wll happen when hs reappont-. ment comes up, whch t coes durng the term of the next Governor. Pa,t,;. you know, nssts that he was apponted by the Governor and not by the Sena- tor. *,* * A mdnght fre, f t s spectacular enough, s the -thng that wll gve one an nsght nto the fashons of the secret nght garments of hs neghbors. Ths was demonstrated last Frday nght when the Overbrook Country Club buldng went up n flames. Half the elte of - Westwood rushed out to wtness the sght, clad n ther bedroom J attre. Lavender seems to be a popu- lar paama color,, even for the males.). A rot of colors, from vermlon to peach, were observed adornng the. smartest lades who were present at the conflagraton. The demonstraton ndcated that the old fashoned nghtshrt and nghtgown are practcally! obsolete. Geologsts are reported, busy, around Woodrdge, N. J., studyng fossl footprnts, beleved to have been made by! a dnosaur, whch have recently been dscovered. They are lookng for traces of the pr-e-hstorc man, 'ts sad. That] fellow seems to have successfully eluded the scentst, so far, but f he s anywhere he ought to be -n New. Jersey, we opne.""'"..- The last trolley car to fun n Buth- - erford completed ts trp last Sunday mornng at :03. The trolley servce, whch has been operatng n Rutherford' for 30 years, has been dscontnued and wll be replaced by bus servce, Thus, the old electrc trolley car, that was haled as a wonder 30 years ago, s passng away rapdly and beng superceded by the motor bus. Perhaps, n another 30 years, or less, the "old mo- tor bus" wll be makng ts last trp, \ supplanted by the arplane sendee. n an artcle whch appeared recently n the Hudsn Dspatch, County Clerk James W. Mercer s quoted as havng stated that condtons n Bergen Coun- ty Republcan ranks were "smply rot- ten." Mr. Mercer s rght n one sense and wrcng n another. There s no [ dcubt about condtons beng rotten, but we would say they are not "smply" rotten. There appears to be consder-! able complcaton surroundng the rot-! teness. By the way, t would not sur- prse us a bt f "Jmme" Mercer should emerge from the Republcan! mess n Bergen County as the leader! of a coalton facton that wll eventu- al]- reorganze the party. The startlng announcement s made n the Bdgewood News tha.t an nven- tor cf Rdgewocd, John Lenta, has n- vented an explosve chemcal, sx shots of whch, the h- ventor s quoted as sayng, could wpe! out the State of New Jersey. Mr. Xertta s negotatng wth. Washngton: for the purchase of hs devce, and sas r s that f ths country refuses to pur- chase the nventon he wll sell t to! some ether country. We suggest, hat before Mr. Lente offers t to some foregn country, he should see Pat Relly. Fat has two cr three "enemes" fcs seems determned to extermnate., World War Money Many curous expedents were resorted to durng the World war n order to prevent people of some warrng natons from resortng to ndvdual barter. The baser metals were used sometmes n place of gold and slver, often beng glded n order to carry out better the lluson of value. Prnted wood was employed n -Germany and Austra, also compressed pulp. Slk, lnen, and velvet were among some of the novelty fabrcs "used. Stamped leather was used, and postage stamps -were encased n transparent cases and crculated as currency. For small change, saoe nals were sometmes used as makeshft money, these beng ssued by local post offces here and there n some European countres. WDE-BRMMED AND LACE-TRMMED MLLNERY OF ULTRA FORMALTY TV/TOlUT and more, -* fashon - conscous women apprecate the mportance of wearng- the rght hat wth the rght costume. Ths season n partcular wth the,> program of dress ver- >* satle as t s, the call, ; v s nsstent for a 'v whole wardrobe of %\ bats, rangng from as stxnple a headpece as the aunty rollyour-own beret to the ehapeau of utmost formalty. When t comes to the ultra-formal there s no more eloquent way to "say t" than va the hat whch s wdebrmmed and lace-trmmed. Even greater heghts of formalty are acheved n the ehapeau whch s made all of lace as s the exquste model shown to the left n the group llustraton herewth. Ths stunnng transparent lace hat s beng worn wth a handsome black "supper gown." t s also the sort one loves to wear -wth most any of one's prettest summery garden-party frocks. The adorable bonnet-effect whch tops a most lovely gown of guy-flowered chffon n the pcture s of supple lght-as-a-feather straw. t has a bow of lght blue velvet rbbon at one sde to match, the blue n the prnt of her frock. The beautful lace border whch encrcles the brm s arranged wth consummate art wth a vew to framng the face n a flatterng way. Sneezng God Bless You The custom of utterng a benedcton after a sneeze s unversal. ts orgn s obscure and each country seems to have ts own partcular legend concernng t. Among the lomans the_ belef exsted that a sneeze expellerf evl sprts. The sneeze, therefore, was regarded somewhat n the lght of a lucky effort on He part of the person to r<3 hs system of evl sprts and those present at the tme would say, "Good luck to you." There s also an old legend that before the tme of Jacob men sneezer! only once and then expred. But the patrarch nterceded n the behalf of man and obtaned a relaxaton of ths law on condton that a prayer or benedcton follow every sneeze. Some wrters offer ths old legend as an explanaton of the modern sneeze benedcton "God bless you." Name Traced to Slander The desgnaton of a partcular va- rety of worsted fabrcs as "tweeds" s commonly, bnt erroneously, assocated wth the Scottsh rver of that name. The orgn of the word '"tweed," however, has no reference to the Uver Tweed, but s sad to be due to an error on the part of a London clerk, who, n the year S26, when wrtng out an nvoce for these goods, nadvertently wrote the word "tweeds" n- devce usng a stead of "tweels," the Scottsh for twlls. Orders were placed for more "Scottsh tweeds," a novel descrpton whch mmedately won the popular favor and became frmly establshed n the clothng trade as a brand of Qualty. What, No Whttlers? What las become of the old-tme Whttler, and why hs dsappearance? A half-century ago almost every man carred a good pocket knfe and when he stopped on any occason he took hs, knfe from hs pocket and began whttlng. : At that tme many men carred n ther pocket a stck or block of wood known as a whttlng stck. t was some soft wood, soft pne and whte walnut beng favorte tmber for whttlng. The early settlers greatly enoyed whttlng for pastme, and many of them were real artsts wth a pocket knfe. t s near a lost art. -Mlan Republcan. t s through a handsome vel that the last hat n the group attests to the enchantment of lace. Smart Parsennes are.showng the greatest enthusasm for vels ths season, wearng them more as an added trmmngthan an tem of utlty. Though you may never guess t from the pcture, the fact s that ths clever model s n realty, a "trck" hat. That s, the HGHWAY CHATTER By J. HARTLEY EOBNSON THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW AGANST T People We Want To Kll But Don't The guy who drew the "straght" lnes on the hghway. brm can be snapped on or taken off to The unkman whose bells sound lke acheve a brmless effect These an ambulance. Or a knfe sharpener's.! "snappy" hats are qute the cng n The cemaa who parks n the mddle! Pars. The hat llustrated s a navy of the street when he does hs chores. blue panamalac straw wth whte flower petals on the bandeau. The brother who wants to borrow a cgarette whle you are drvng around!! a bad corner. Hats made of heavy starched "chalkwhte" lace are among the handsom- The daredevl and we do not mean est noveltes brought out ths season. out. We do not consder such a thng) Not only are they charmng for brdesmads' wear but wth the summer grl's classfy hm n a logcal manner and las a reckless drver, nohow. Try to] lngere frocks they are'lovely. udge for yourself whether we are rght nsets of stffened whte lace are or not. We contend that reckless drvalso ntroduced n many a wde straw ng s somethng that has to be gven brm. Also sheer whte har body hats a name for want' of a better. are elaborated wth motfs of lace. CHERE NCHOLAS'. (c) Western Newspaper Unon.) Mnng Possbltes "There s no known lmt to the possble depth of our mnng," sa; s aa expert. "t s # a queston of get-' tng fresh ar down to the men." Part of the answer to the queston s furnshed by the Qnncy mne, the Old Relable, whch overlooks Houghton from ts hll n the cty of Hancock across Portage lake. The Qnncy at ts extreme depth s fndng rcher ore than t hns for several years past. They call t "secondary mneralzaton." Copper, for all the scentsts know, mny extent! many thousands of feet more nto the center of the earth. Detrot Free Press. Four-Eyed FsH Among the specmens recently added to the collecton of a Phladelpha museum s n fonr-eyed fsh from Honduras. t was taken from the Bo Choluteca. The exstence of such a fsh has been known, but specmens are exceedngly rare. t was -accompaned by about 00 other fsb specmens. A nne-nch moth was the leadng feature of the nsect collecton from the same localty. The expedton was somewhat hampered n ts work by the prevalence of fogs of such densty as would put the London fog to shame. There were flays when the explorers dared not to venture a few feet from the cave n whch they made ther headquarters. Savage nternal Warfare n 04S the Cossacks rose aganst the Polsh-Ukranan lords who sought to mpose upon them the Koman Catholc fath n leu of ther own Greek Catholc relgon. The Cossacks fought wth the utmost brutalty, overcomng the Poles and torturng ther leaders o death. Ther "Roman Catlole prests were hanged before the altars wth a butchered hng on one sde ana a Jew on the other. When, after more than a year, ls relgous rebellon was put down, the Cossack leaders were-punshed wth equal brutalty. Wldcat -Dses to Locomotve A wldcat battled» locomotve near Statesboro, Ga., recently and ded gallantly under tfe wheels of the roarng monster. The engneer says the nose of the tran frghtened a covey of Qual the bobcat was stalkng. Angered at the ntruson the anmal leaped upon the tracks and flew nto the face of the oncomng tran. The tran roared on nto the nght and a pathetc ball of fur and flesh remaned on the tracks the sole remnder of the outcome. Beautes of Ceylon For the vstor, Ceylon s an sland amazng- n ts beauty and nterest. The natve streets are thronged wth a galy-clad multtude. Yellow-robed prests, ploddng bullock carts, make s brllant pcture. The x>w country s a patchwork of paddy felds and Not Work of Shakespeare coconut plantatons, splashed wth..., One of the fve recent!*," dscovered. vvd tropcal flowers. Handy, the Fre plays n whch Shakespeare elementary substances n the atmos- f captal, s on the shores of a glstenng lake, and the gorg-eons Peradenya was not sole author are: "Tamng of Jher-e, xenon, s both snobbsh and \ the Shrew," "Trolns ana Cressda," "Percles," "Tmon of Athens," and rare. Only one part s- found n 70,- gardens (,000 feet). Hgh n the foresf-elad hlls s Kuwara Elva (G,200 and "Henry V" (n three parts), "Henry Tll." "Ttus Androneus" 000,000 parts of'ar, and by no known process can t be made to combne feet) amd, tumblng waterfalls and whch are usually ascrbed to hm, wth anythng else. mountan streams. are both plays of doubtful orgn. The drunken drver. (Any tme, and place). The fanatc who keeps hs radator cap over the whte lne n the mddle of the road. The aywalker who looks nether rght nor left. 'The sster wth -the coy look n her eye whle watng for a bus/ She generally wouldn't rde wth you f you try to pck her up. * * * * Algernon, who s more or less fussy when he rdes wth you. More than less. The goof who plants stop street sgns (where he knows doggone well that they 'wll be worse than useless.! The cop who catches you passng them. The pachyderm who waves and waves and waves whle standng n the mddle of the roadway. When you try to fnd out what he s wavng at, you don't see t ether. The Jack who drops a bag of potatoes or somethng as he walks along. Sometmes t turns out to be a bottle of mlk or somethng. The souse who dstracts your atten- ton. He ought to be hung, drawn and J quartered. The bloke who thnks we're for prohbton because we wrte all ths. The gangster who shoots lttle chl- dren. Ths s an exceptonal case, and we wll shoot hm f we fnd hm. The garage man who charges you too! PACE?rtZE capacty, all bult wthn the past few years. ;rmch for that lttle patch. The poke who always wants to put J! the ol n on the wrong sde of the Treatment fcr Ears Phone Westwood 2283 [engne. ' The Chnese Jave for ::.L:;.V years KARL WETTG [ The hacker who robs your machne used tea n treatng burns, whch they UPHOLSTERNG ' ; after the nsurance has elapsed. found benefcal because t contans a! SHADES and AWNNGS ****, SLP COVERS hgh percentage Gf tannc act!. lussans n the past have treated burns! DRAPERES CUSHONS! The tranp and. not the knd you [take n the woods. ; wth nk. That method s not n use 48 Fourth Ave. WESTWOOB, N. 3. The tattler, who wants to hale you to ] today because modern nks do not court for dentng hs fender. contan tannc acd. Hygela Magazne. Telephone Westwood 572 The mlk wagon drver wth the!. L. LOGAN brght lghts. Agan we have no ob-! eeton to brght lghts, although they Attomey-at-Law are a nusance. They're OK wth us Westwood Trust Buldngas long as they keep movng. JAMES N. HALSEY The wfe who s learnng to drve. WESTWOOD, N. J, Funeral Drector t The Percval who always keeps hs! car shny. And tells you t's a new car,! 55 CENTER AVB. when t's actually two years old. Westwood 8" The chsler who looks you over and! PHONE WESTWOOD 292 then decdes whether you pay 4 or 5 cents for gas. The cayote who put the snck n sncker, especally when you. tell hm that you rode 000 mles n one day. (Edtor's note: We're told t can be done). The hgher up who doesn't get that tcket klled for you. The Englsh Smock There s more than sentment n the regret at the passng of le old-smock frock of the Englsh farm laborer. The Lve Stock Journal ponts out that the garment not only looked well but suppled n the smplest form the best knd of overall that was ever devsed. A smock made of the rght materal a coarse, closely woven stuff ffs a warm and comfortable garment, yet because of ts flowng lnes t was always well ventlated. t would turn any thosn and t would keep out any sort of weather. One of ts most valuable qualtes was that t was practcally ndestructble. f reasonably treated there was nothng that could beat t for long servce. There are smocks stll exstng whch have been handed down from father to son regular famly herlooms and are stll servceable. They owe ther long lfe largely to the fact that they have never been near the washtub, for t s. the washng that wll destroy a garment of ths knd far sooner than the hardest wear and tear of everyday use. A general survey of the medcal feld has shown that a very small proporton of wage earners plan for llness. Doctors n prvate practce, executves of hosptals and clnc superntendents who were ntervewed agreed that because of ths lack of foresght the medcal professon s oblged to gve mllons of dollars' worth of free servce every year. Also, they further agreed, f people n the moderate ncome group saved as much ahead for sckness as they spend on tobacco and cosmetcs they would be able to pay prevalng rates for preventve medcne and emergency - ness._ Somehow, the maort^.of people thnk a doctor needs money much less than the tradesman who passes goods over a counter. Alludng to the rapd development of motor-shp fleets, the Motor Shp ponts out that the Hamhurg-Amerka lne has the largest number and tonnage of motor cargo shps under one flag namely, 35, of about 36,000 the reckless drver who cuts n and -tons t deadweght capacty. Next comes the fleet of Wlh. Wlelmsen, Oslo, The bulder of crooked roads, when you're n a hurry. And the bulder of straght reads when you're not. The pothook who nadvertantly drops a couple of packages of tacks over the hghway. The ane who begs you for a rde. She nvarably has a dumb lookng frend, and we den't mean perhaps. Te prg who pulls n that parkng space ahead of you. * * * * The smoker who tosses hs butts n your machne as he rdes by. The polygot who drves n Bs sleep. The tongue-twster who don't gve you hs name after an accdent. The horseman, who actually rdes on a horse. The horseman who doesn't. And the One-Syed Connelly. You know what we mean. *»* Vol. V No. nsuffcent Funds "Mrs. JCnvedd John, you were so metculous when met you and now you don't get a harcut.! $ Mr. Nuwed Wat a mnnte, dear. J> my last harcut s on the pantry shelf ths mnnte. You call t an orange squeezer, beleve. Roosevelt Memoral An obelsk wll be erected ths summer n Montana at tlse snnrmt of Maras pass as a memoral to Theodore Roosevelt The marker wll rse sxty feet, n the ar at the pont'where the Koosevelt hghway crosses the contnental dvde. Ard n Palestne t-s customary to receve rans onl- twce a year. Onlv those who know the country would reaoy beleve the ncredble amount of water -whch floods t, and soaks nto the sol durng- the sprng and autumn rany seasons. totalng 34 shps, of 30,000 'tons, whlst the Bank lne, the Furness lnes, and the East Asatc company nt own motor-vessels of some 200,000 tons. The Standard Ol company, consdered as one concern, have some ffty shps of 700,000 tons deadweght HENRY HNCK Real Estate and nsurance Phone Westwood 60 8 WESTWOOB AVE. WESTWOOa N. J. ARTHUR CHURUT Dealer n Used Parts for All Make Cars AUTO WRECKNG HLLSDALE, N. J. Tel. Westwood 688 CESSPOOL CLEANNG and BULDNG UP TO DATE APPARATUS GEO. BUSCHBAUM Hllsdale, N. J. Tel. Westwood 374 P. O. Box, Hllsdale 277 PTHY PELLETS What chldren need s more models and fewer crtcs. A free lunch attracts more men than a church festval. Some women are passng far and some others are past. The courteous gambler acqures wealth by hs wnnng ways. The less honor a man has the more senstve he s on the subect. Cgars are often referred to as weeds. The reason s obvous. To know how to wat s the great secret of success. De Mastre. Common sense s lke radum. The use of t does not wear t out. Don't forget that the man who tres to prove too much often proves nothng-. Vast corn crops are rased to feed vast hog crops; and yet there never s enough ham. Value of tme s overrated. Leave some of t to the bllons that wll come after you. t's awfully hard for a woman to manage her home to the satsfacton of the hred grl. Snce U77G, there has never been a perod when the country wasn't full of old solders. Dumbness should supernduce slence; but n a free country there s no shame n dumbness. Paradoxcal though t may seem, contractors are frequently engaged n wdenng streets and alleys. n tryng to fgure out the problem of lfe some men subtract what they own from what they owe. People ought to be suppled each wth a health chart showng ust how much ther organs wll stand- Want of Courage To see what s rght ana not to do t, s want of courage. Confucus. "RASE RABBTS for us. We buy all you rase. Contract, detals, free See our stock before buyng" Rabbt Meat for Sale G. H. STARK Park Bdg-e Tel. 97 HERNG & WESTPHAL! Cvl Engneers and Surveyors 28 BROADWAY Phone 534 WESTWOOD. N. X o J0 o ko HARRY RANDALL Lawyer Westwood Trust Buldng; WESTWOOD Tel. Westwood 76 J. J. KELEMEN ELECTRCAL CONTRACTOR FARVEW AVE. PARK RDGE, N. J. Estmates Furnshed On AH Knds of Wrng: and Repar "Work TELEPHONES: Park Edge 5S Teaneck 7-7G60 Genune Permanent CORNNE MARE 23 Westwood Avenue Phone Westwood 599 LEON ERNST The Druggst of Westwood STEPHEN J. LYONS PHONE WESTWOOD 090 LYONS FUNERAL Non-Sectaran PHONE WESTWOOD 30S COMPLETELY EQUPPED MORTUARY WTH PPE ORGAN Knderkamack Road and Jefferson Ave.,

4 Purple and Hgh Estate Have Long Assocaton The vrord purple came nto the lan- ; gnage from the Latn purpura, purple. t was used n Kng Alfred's tme, and desgnated the dress of an emperor or a kng. The color was obtaned from a mollusk from whch the purple dye! was derved. Purple s a deep crmson or scarlet color whch some people, nstead of allowng t. to descrbe the : color of blood that s the crmson venous blood, as dstngushed from the arteral blood, whch s scarlet, assocate as a color purple wth volet. Purple orgnally was crmson. By the Mddle ages, the term was used to ndcate many shades of red, am n our own tme, t desgnates mxtures of red and Mae n varous proportons approachng to crmson on one sde, and volet on the other. He who s "born n the purple" s one of an m- Lperal or royal famly, or by extenson, ; of a noble or wealthy famly. The : phrase n purple, used from GS5, desgnates the scarlet color of the offcal ; dress of a prnce of the church a ; cardnal. Volet, as a purplsh blue color re- semblng that of the volet, dates from the tme of -Sr John de Mandevlle, : who s stated to have been born n the year 300, and ded n the year 3T2. Lterary references to the plant ante date ths by about a century, for the yolet s referred to n the "Tales of ' Arthur and Merln." Lterary Dgest. *'Wonders" Foreseen by Great Mnds Long Ago Roger Eacon, born n 24, foresaw ' the comng of the balloon. He thought that t would be made of very thn ; metal and flled wth lqud fre. t ' was actually more than 300 years be- ; fore tne frst balloon ascent was made, but the frst man to rse nto the ar ' dd so n a fre balloon. %he arshp provded wth a means of movng aganst or across the wnd was antcpated n the Eghteenth century by Lunard, who nvented a balloon propelled by oars. Even n hs clay there-were those who foresaw that, n the future the "oars" would be worked by some knd of engne. The arplane was foreseen wth remarkable accuracy by Leonardo da Vnc, ; who, besdes beng a panter, was a renowned mathematcan and engneer. Wreless was foreseen at least 300 years ago. The talan wrter, Strada, born n 572, descrbes an magnary machne whch enabled two frends, no matter how far apart, to communcate wth one another. Strada's magnary process s almost exactly what happens n the most modern telewrter or automatc telegraph transmtter. Furnture's "Golden Age" Durng the latter half of the Eghteenth centnry, Chppendale, Heppelwhte, Sheraton and the Brothers Atlam produced dstnctve furnture. Some of the fnest furnture made n France and Amerca ns well was desgned and constructed nt tuo sr.rr.p tme, so the orn s desgnate:! r.s \\v "Golden Aw." Mraculous Escape Speedng 70 mes an hour a passenger tran clpped off the radator of an automoble at Charlton, England, leavng George Swft and a companon sttng h, the front seat of the machne unnured. CHURCH NOTES HLLSDALE M. E. CHURCH Rev. H. N. Smth, Pastor Sunday school 9:30 A. M. Mornng servce 0:45 A. M. Evenng servce 7:45 P. M. CHRSTAN SCENCE CHUKCH "SOUL" wll be the subect of the Lesson-Sermon n all Churches ol Chrst, Scentst, on Sunday, August 6. The Golden Text s: "Truly my soul wateth upon God: from Hm cometh my salvaton," (Psalms 62). Among the ctatons whch comprse the Lesson-Sermon s the followng from the Bble: ''The Lord 's my Shepherd; shall not want, He makefch me to le down n green pastures: He leadeth me besde the stll waters. He restoreth my soul: He leadeth me n the paths of rghteousness for Hs name's sake," (Psalms 23:-3). The Lesson-Sermon also ncludes the followng passage from, the Chrstan Scence textbook: "Scence and Health wth Key to the Scr.'ptures," by Mary Eaker Eddy: "Oca moment of dvne conscousness, or the sprtual unferst?t-;v.r-;; ol Ln and Lov-3, s?. forets.t c eternty," (p. 598). Mrs. J. Newburn, of Rye, N. Y., s vstng wth Mr. and Mrs. John Knmonth, of Central avenue. HLLSDALE HERALD Bntered as second-class mal matter at Hllsdale Socal News - Htlsdafe, New Jersey. PUBLSHED EVERY THURSDAY A newspaper devoted to the nterest? of the people of Hllsdale and vcnty. Th.2 Herald's platlorm =, "A Bgger and Telephone Westwood 22f>4 Better Hlsdale." OFFCE 7 West Hllsdale Avenue Telephone Westwood 02 Frank T. Reed, of Schroon Lake, was Mr. and Mrs. Robnson and dssagb.- STOKMS BROS. ; PHNTEES and PUBLSHERS vstng hs aunt, Mrs. J. Westervslt, ter Helen, of Jackson Heghts, who for last Frday. the past fve weeks ave occuped part Address all communcatons to the Hlbdal of the home of Mrs. S. Sandson, on Herad, Hllsdale, 2v. J. Subscrpton_ Hate:.00 per year, payable Fred Kesow, Jr., of the Manor, s central avenue, have taken a forrrshecl n advance; Sngle copes 3c. home after a vacaton at Lawrence house near the old' Overbroqlc Club. To nsure nserton, tems of local news Harbor. should be receved not later than Wednesday noon. Subscrbers falng to receve the The regular monthly meetng and paper promptly through the mals or from Mr. and Mrs. L. Keso-w and famly brthday socal of the Lades' Auxlary! ther newsdealers, are requested to notfy our wll be home on Frday, followng a of the Exempt Fremen was held: on offce at once. We wll greatly apprecate the co-operaton of our readers n notfyng: us of lew weeks at the shore. Monday afternoon n the Borough Hall, brths, marrages, deaths, and socal events n The honored brthday members weref ther localtes. Webster H. Storer, of Glenbrook Mrs. A. Hogencamp, Mrs. A. Bachman Park, s dcng ncely after hs recent and ars. G. Gosman. attack of acute ndgeston. Thursday, August Mss sabelle Cahalane, of Harrngton street, s stll confned to her bed Frank Kreuger, of Permont avenue, Mrs. Fred Shafto and daughter, Mrs. wth an attack of summer grp. are spendng the week wth Mr. and; Mrs. A. F. Cofod and famly, at Lake Dure has returned to hs Mr. Shafto and Mr. Kreuger Park street, after a vacaton ome on Sunday, after spendng the weekend wth relatves n Yonkers, N. Y. there-. Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Johanson and son Harold, of Glenbrook: Park, spent Sunday at Lake Kanawakee. Postmaster John Barnett entertaned a few relatves and frends on Monday evenng at hs home on Permont ave- John Hov,-^rd's Eptaph nue. Among those present, were Mr. E St. Paul's ;-;thedral, London, on and Mrs. B. Schroeeke, of Edgewater the monument t<> John Howard, the Park; Mss da Barnett, of Haeken- phlanthropst, the frst and greatest sack and Mr. and Mrs. *Boy Tnger pr son reforrqe r, s nscrbed ths M', and Mrs. R. Brennen, formerly of Montvale, are now lvng n the Banta house, on Broadway. and daughter Adelade, of Hllsdale. Mrs. Wllam Holzenthaler, of Central avenue, s able to be about agan after her recent llness. Capt. and Mrs. V. Foster, Charles! 'and Julette Foster, saled an. Wednes- day for HonoluBu, where Capt. Foster) wll be statoned for two years, wth! the regular army. Tne captan and hs famly have been spendng several l weeks at the home of Mrs. Foster's pa- The Knbacher famly, of Conkln rents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry J. Werner, avenue, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. C. of Bsrgen avenue, who accompaned Gee over the weekend, n ther cot- them, to the boat on Wednesday, tage at Madson, Conn. ' _., r! Mss Florence Bachman entertaned Mr. and Mrs. G. Buschbaum of.; the lades of_ the Dessert dun wth um- Glenbrook Park, spent the weekend, cheoq and cardg on the awn of her wth ther son and hs wfe, Mr and L ^ Rver Val on Monday_ mgh Mrs. G. Buschbaum, Jr., of Brooklyn.! scorers were mss Dolly Green and.^.. ~ ~ -. T. Myrng. Other guests present were Mss Catherne Underwood has re- fmts _ p_ H= and Lee. rs. A_ sms; Mxs_ turned to her home m Albany, after a F _ ThurnaU Mls A; p, Ward and Mr6. vst wth her grandmother, Mrs. J. p Swcet who wll be hostess-, next t Bayer, of Ruekman Boad. Monday at tte r3gu ar meetng of the A Mr. and Mrs. W. Blauvelt and caugh- c u ' ters Helen and Amy, of Broadway, have returned after a vacaton, motorng Mss Carolyn Rch, daughter of Mrs. through the New England States. B. Rch, of Central avenue, was ten- dered a delghtful surprse n the form The monthly card party of the Hlls- of a mscellaneous shower, on Thursday' ale Democratc Club wll be held ths afternoon, n vew of her approachng Frday., evenng, Broadway. at the club rooms on marrage to Hans Pause, of Hllsdale! Manor, to take place oh September 2. The affar was held at her mother's-; Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Greenn, of Oen- home, where the guests gathered' to tral avenue, who have been spendng surprse the brde-to-be, who was) the summer at ther cottage at Lake showered wth a host of lovely gfts,! Musconetcong. were n town on Frday, many of -whch were added to the brde's trousseau. A danty luncheon Mrs. W. H. Dongan, of Large avenue, was served, wth floral decoratons, by who s spendng the summer at- New- Mrs. T. C. Demarest, after a socal foundland. N. J.. was n town vstng'afternoon. Among the guests were on Tuesday. Mrs. C. P. Post and Mrs. S. Groshon, of Westwood; Mrs. A. Engel and' Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Short, cf DwghtF. StocC of Rver Edge: Mrs. B. Rch. avenue, had as ther guests on Sunday Mrs. E. Parsls and daughter. Dors, Trbal Customs of and New Worlds Alke From A. P. 45, when the Hungarans conquered ana enslaf efl the Magyar^ to SQ2, wnen tne Hungarans were splt t>y enemes, the Hungarans conssted of tea trbes and t was ther custom to have each trbe reeognze a certan anmal or brd as ts sacred anmal, and n tler own language that s, the tfgor language they called Such anmal or brd ther "totem." t!s surprsng that Alaskan and North Amercan ndans also call such, antoal or brd by the same name. And t was the custom of the Hungarans of those days to have each toan wear some part of the anmal or brd whch hs trbe recognzed as ts totem n Us cap or headgear, n battles and battle maneuvers, so that he be easly dstngushahle as to whch trbe he belonged. Ths also has a strkng resemblance to the custom of the North Amercan ndans of wearng feathers on. ther heads. And the name of one of the prncpals of the Kuns was Akos, whch n ther own language meant "whte cloud." The Euns were a relatve people to the Hungarans.: Esdsange. eptaph: "He troa an open but freuented path to mmortaltv." B. Sartor Constracton Co. General Contractors SOJJ M M WOODCLFF LAKE, N..J. O. Box 23. Tel. Westwood 558 ENTER THE BOCG TOURNAMENT NOW TNBEft WAY AT THE VLLA MARCHSO HELLSDALE MANOR, N. J. Tel. Westwood 773 TCHMAN Custom Black Cats n Number* k Twan once nserted an ad«vertsement n several mornng papers statng that le had lost "an ntensely black cat, so black that t s not easly seen n ordnary lght," and offerng a reward for ts.return. The cat was. found n the attc, but before.that day. was over Marl; declared that "he couldn't count M.ef enough to gve the fotal number of black cats that were.anxous to adopt hm as tler father." No Patent on TMs "What s tle best way to preserve frut?" asks a correspondent. Buld a 0-foot wall anfl put broken glass on the top. Ottawa Ctzen. REGAL LLY BULBS FOUR-YEAR-OLD HOME GROWN PLANT NOW UNTL OCTOBER st 20p Each $2.00 Dozen AT DOZEN KATE Call or send S or S2, Bulbs wll be maled to your P. O. WREN-A-DELL NURSERY Washngton or Westdale Avenues PAGE waxm Playthngs The best playthngs for chldren of all ages are those whch provde materals for ntere.srng occupatons, such as buldngs, sweepng, and so on. To help a chld to learn to care for hs own toys and books provde opeu shelves, placed low enough for the chld to rencl them convenently. Valuable Tropcal Food Plantan (Musa paralsaca) s a speces of banana, the frut of whch s a staple artcle of food n the tropcs. t s larger than the ordnary banana, greensh yellow n color, less sweet and more starchy. t s cooked n varous wars. John A. Schloterfeeefc - Prme Meats and Poultry t BROADWAY : Htt Phone Westwood 80 TALOR CLEANER HERMAN WESS Suts Made to Order From $22.50 PARK STREET Tel. Westwood 2386 MOULLESSEAUX'S To Make New Frends For Breyer's ce Cream Most people know the superor qualty, luscous flavor and smooth, creamy texture of Breyer's ce Cream and choose t regularly, but because there are seme wno have not yet made the acquantance of Breyer's -we are makng a specal Get Acquanted Offer for ths Saturday and Sunday, when Breyer's Brck ce Cream wll be on sale at the very unusual prce of 45c Qt. n the Followng Combnatons: Vanlla, Strawberry and Chocolate. 4 Vanlla, Strawberry and Orange ce. 7 French-Vanlla and Chocolate. 0 Fresh Peactt and Burnt Almond. Broadway, Cor. Park Street ther son, Ncholas Short, of Closter, Mss A. Demarest, Mrs. CM. Post,' and ther son-n-law, George Nauert,! Mrs. S. Pause and daughter Eleanor, of Sayvlle, L.. land Mrs. T. C. Demarest. MOUNDHmSDALE By Walter Bern FSHER On Sunday, August 9, to Mr. and Mrs. Harry G. Fsher, of Portchester, N. Y., a son Donald Harry. HERBERT On Sunday, August 9, to Mr. and Mrs. Henry Herbert, of Bloomfeld. formerly of Hllsdale, a daughter. Ded Mr. Kel moved to Hllsdale from the Bronx wth -hs famly seven years ago. He had been a member of the Masonc Order n Brooklyn. Deceased s survved by a wfe Kath- erne, a son Rchard, and a daughter Anna. Funeral servces wll be h$!d at hs, late home on Frday mornng at 0: o'clock, wth Rev. J. P. Gassmann,. of. "VVestwccd Lutheran church, offcatng. ' Fnsral arrangements are under the drecton of Lyons Funeral Horns, and, nterment wll -take puaee n West wooa cemetery. BRAUN On Tuesday, August, Theodore S. Braun, cf Pearl Rver, aged John Anthony Morse. John Anthony Morse, better known; KECK-On Saturday, August 8, Gus-^t"^ vcnty of Pearl Rver and Park,. ~ " f,'!_ ^f Rdge as "Jm Morse, ded at ue Charl s' Cecea sed came to Park Rdge, where h3 had L. Kel, cf Hllsdale, aged 45 years." m ' ed many >' ears before to - the ' MORSE On Sunday, Aprl 9, John Anthony Morse, of Vola, N. Y., aged turnng to the Rockland County nsttuton, where he ended hs days n a 65 years. SCHMDT On Sunday, August 9, Mrs. few weeks. He has no survvng relatves except hs wfe Mary, who s now Bertha Schmdt, of Woodclff Lake, aged 53 years. lvng n Sprng Valley. SHANEEN On Thursday, August 5, Solamon Shaneen, of Emerson, aged Bertha Schmdt Y3 years. The death of Mrs. Bertha Schmdt WUP On Wednesday, August 2, (occurred shortly after mdnght Sun- Dedreh Wulf, of Emerson, n hs day mornng, at her home on Glen 59th year. Obtuary Theodore S. Braun Theodore S. Braun ded at the home of hs parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Braun, of Ehrhardt Road, Bearl Rver, on Tuesday. He was 30 years of age. Hgh mass wll be held at St. Anthony's church, Nanuet, ths Frday at 0 A. M., and bural wll be at St. Anthony's Cemetery. Besdes hs parents, he s survved by three ssters, Mrs. Walter Buhler, Mrs. Peter Mauro and Mss Gertrude Braun, and one brother, Frederck Braun, all of Pearl Rver. Funeral arrangements were n charge of Fsher & Dahl. Gustav Keck Oustav Keck, of Suffern, ded last Saturday, n Ms 57th year. He s very well known n ths secton, havng at one tme kept a cgar and statonery store n Westwcod, and later resdng n Park Rdge. Servces were held on Tuesday at the Vreeland Funeral par- lors. Westwood, and nterment was at Westwood Cemetery. He s survved by a daughter, Mrs. Dorothy Swenson. of Montvale. Charles L<. Kel Charles L. Kel, who was n hs 46th year, passed away at hs late resdence at Patterson and Cross streets, Hllsc?:ls, about 4:30 ol Tuesday mornng, trcm an attack cf acute ndgeston, tls death cams as a. great shock to all. c~ -3 app-e-arsd n good hea--th when he r-t:-;d en Monday Evenng. Road, Woodclff Lake. Dabetes was the cause of death. Funeral servces were held Tuesday mornng at her late home, Rev. John F. Gassmann, of Westwood Lutheran church, offcatng. The funeral arrangements were cared for by Undertaker Halsey, of Westwcod. Deceased s survved by her husband and two daughters Mrs. Edward Denan and Mrs. E. Manahan. Solamon Shameen Solamon Shaneen, of Palsade avenue, Emerson, ded on Thursday, August 5: at the home of hs son Tony. He was 73 years of age. He s survved by two other sons, one resdng n Bayonne and the other, Joseph, lvng n Emerson. Funeral servces were held last Saturday at the Churcl of the Assumpton, Emerson, and nterment was n Westwcod Cemetery, under drecton of Clarence Vreeland & Son, undertakers. Dedreh Wulf - Dedrch Wulf, for -the past 35 years a resdent of Emerson, ded n Broad street hosptal, New York Cty, under the care of specalsts, on Wednesday. Funeral servces are. to be held at hs former home on_ Lanwood avenue, at 2:30 o'clock Saturday afternoon. Rev. Carl Agee. of Emerson Lutheran church wll preach the funeral sermon, and the arrangements are n charge of Undertakers Vreeland & Son. nterment wll be made n the famly plot n Westwocd-Cemetery. Mr. Wulf was a carpenter by trade.! He s. survved by s wdow, two-sons ana a daughter., MOULLESSEAUX'S CONFECTONERY SODA LUNCHEONETTE BKEYER'S CE CREAM BEOADWAY, HLLSDALE Corner Park St. TRAVOLTA BROS. FSESTONE, ClOOTJYEAR ana MANSFELB TRES TRES REPARED Tel. Westwood 22 MOORE PANTS HAK3WARE, HOUSE FURNSHNGS Prompt Delvery BROADWAY Tel. Westwood 734 Look for Next Week's Specal BG BARGANS Everythng MUST Be Sold By September Movng to larger Quarters. GERSTEN Fva and Ten Cent Store FRANK L. MEAD, nc. Chevrolet and Buck Agency Atwater Kent Rados -Machne Work "Courtesy and Consderaton" Broadway and Washngton Ave. TeL Westwood 30 HLLSDALE SWEET SHOPPE Next to "Post Offce BLUE MOON CE OHEAM...":QUALTY and SERVCE B! TELL T Vbue TpEfJD? ABOUT OUP CoHMUNny-/]HD THE LNG EJ?Y m FAtALV FAALV UELP9T ELP9To 5RlRG A & F lor TOAND LOVEP TAX PATES: DO VDU& SHWJE.AMD. \AW2cNEMDnr Goo\ MUBofts APE 4LW/\Y9 VCLOOMC HELP us GuoW U UTAYr "When n Dutch Go to Hnteh" Hutchson Bros. Garage West of Park HttLSDALE Garage Call, West wood 526 Home Call, Park Rdge 425 GENERAL REPARNG "MEAT" ME AT John A. Schlotterbeck's BROADWAY, HLLSBALE Tel. Westwood 80-8 BLUE PLATE LUNCHEON - EVERY DAY NCLUDNG SUNDAY 40* PASCACK VALLEY SODA SHOP Broadway HLLSDALE These Merchants Beleve n. HOME TRADE ; tor HOME PEOPLE QUALTY COAL E. H. LEDDY COA CO., nc. Tel. Westwood QQ UNTED CGAR STORE (MARGOLS) Cgars, Cgarettes, Statonery HORTON'S CE CREAM Try Our Home Baked Products SPECAL FOR THE SUMMER _ All Knds of Cookes Vennese Cake and Pastry Shop Tel. Westwood 294. GARRETT A. STORMS Hardware and House Furnshngs AGENT DEV.OE PANTS PHLGAS SERVCE " Tel. Westwood 272 J. ALZMANN (Formerly Wth BEST) RADO BARBER SHOP Lades' and Chldren's Harcattnga Specalty MEAD BULDNG. HLLSDALE SANDWCH SHOP "OH! WHAT A SANDWCH!" BROADWAY, HLLSDALE ' H

5 PAGE FVE HXSDAJE HERALD PAGE FTS NEW ORCHESTRA RACKET APPEARS Park Rdge Legon Post Exposes Fake Dance Musc Promoton. - Sometlnng new n the lne of gold brck salesmanshp appears to have developed n ths vcnty, and Pascaek,Valey 'Post, Amercan Legon, has taken the bull by the horns, proposng to at least put a stop to the practce, even f t does not succeed n capturng the artst who s workng the rac- CRESTWOOD LAKE S NOT CLOSED Rumors. that. Crestwood Lake had been closed on account of the nfantle paralyss scare, proved unfounded when the Crestwood authortes ssued a statement sayng a recent analyss had shown the water of the lake to be n a, pure condton and fee from any contagon. The lake s stll open and caterng to ts usual crowd of patrons. CASE AGANST OFFCALS ENDED KEEPPEACEOR CLEAR 4HJT-EDCT Justce Gves the Resdents of Louvlle Avenue Secton Fnal Warnng. "The next tme that there comes n to the polce any complants of trouble n the Louvlle avenue secton of Park Rdge, there wll be an nvestgaton that wll end n some of you people gong to al. am tred of havng ths nusance that has come before me ng me artst wno s worsmg we rac-. every lttle whle ever snce have been tort. sten,'who Havng clams decded headquarters that H. B. n Bern- Boston, Mass., and says he can furnsh Charges After Executve Patrolman Harmg Drops the a Justee of ths Peace_ x wolllcl hate to send any lady to al, but t ust can't be helped f you people don't lve.polte muscal entertanment n the Councl nvestgaton.! quetly among yourselves, and -wll form of any one of a score of orchestras of any sze or character, the Post out. You all have far warnng; am send some of you out of town, to stay commttee on carnval entertanment To preserve the dgnty of Westwood, not sayng whch ones are to blame for asked the Bergen County Prosecutor's Specal Offcer Rober Harng was per- the trouble, but know, and there wll offce to look nto the-case. As a result, the Prosecutor sent two members suaded to wthdraw hs complant]be a movng the next tme you people aganst Lous Bahrenburg, Presdent of come before me." of hs start to Boston to nvestgate the r *h r, f,-,,vu,:..., the Westwood Board of Health, and And Justce Raymond Brown looked of the man of much muscal c, eles. n Bbud e wyns) Health Offcer, at a nd spoke as though he meant t. He y Up to the tune thspaper goes a specal executve meetng of the sat as a Magstrate, at the Mechancs' to press the man has.notbeen located ^yo r and Councl, held on Tuesday Buldng on Monday of last week, and no offcaal word has been receved,. concernng hs attractons or the or - evenng. Ranged-up before hm were 3 persons c n s un(erstood; as a, result of the from the Louvlle avenue secton of chestra that he contracted to furnsh for the Post's carnval. meetng that the entre case Js to be Park Rdge. They had all been summoned by the polce, to tell the Judge dropped. The complant was made byt The facts n the case "are sad to be the offcer aganst the health offcals, as follows: Bernsten approached the [as the result of an altercaton whch. Carnval Commttee of Pascack Valley took place Saturday, August, outsde Post, Amercan Legon, and offered to;the crcus grounds, when the two send the Paramount Club Orchestra to health offcals demanded to nspect Park Rdge as an attracton, at the the confectonery -wagon. of Walter Legon carnval whch opened last Sat-! Hgnson, of Hllsdale, parked outsde arday evenng, and closes ths Satur- the grounds, and refused to show ther day evenng. t was understood that'credentals, a- prevous engagement would keep the! Roger Harng musc ^ a specal Offcer, nght, but about the trouble n that secton on Saturday. The polce had been called on to straghten out another of the weekly tangles that dsturb the peace of the neghborhood, and had summoned all concerned n t, to let Hs Honor untangle the snarl. The Justce lstened to statements from several of them,... *.~~ o ~* ~~ o ~ - ~ c, tellng of ther grevances aganst ther \A K - 7 openng ; sut> ect to appontment each year. t ; neghbors, nterspersed wth numerous woua De = m playng- on s reported ne was prevously promsed-)statements to the effect that they ; >,+ ^,,^-r.^. *-h<*«= * tv, a permanent poston on the regular themselves are peaceable, law abdng, n 3J?L ^ «rl A 'P oce force-next year, and ths fact s never &o anythng to str up trouble. To guarantee aganst any slp, a tel- beleved to have affected Ms decson m fact, one wonders when he hears egam was sent last Frday by the local to be guded by the wshes of the mem. what models m as told b them_ Post and an answer was receved on ; bers of the Mayor and councl. selves, how t "s that they have not Saturday, from Boston, sayng that the; On the otner hand, some changes n ong ago been called to lve among the orchestra would certanly be n PaTk the personnel of the Board of Health angels, rather than be persecuted by.rdge on schedule tme for ts appear- s expected the frst of next year. Mr. these bad creatures of earth. ance on Monday evenng. RnhrpnhTrft; tprm wnr*"! ths vear «.. * *.,. > = ±anendurgs term expres ns yea, ^ was, however, necessary for the The Post members engaged a car- t and t s regarded as questonable Judge to<etop one lady n her dscourse penter to construct a fne new dance whether he wll be reapponted because about her own v^tues, to tell her that platform, whch they located at the of the many ncdents, that have os- facts were wfaat he wanted and that end of the mdway on the grounds. The curred recently, brngng unfavorable s- ne must leave out all pro f an tv when Post was necessarly put to consderable publcty to the Westwood BoaTd of < she was a^ess} the court " expense for ths purpose. The "orches- Health. rt H-, ft,, k, ',._ tra manager" also arranged for the. There was consderable bad feelng tr. ^as, me statement that has Seen prntng of a number of wndow cards created over the manner n whch thelg 0! 6^ ab ve that e nde d the matter, announcng the dance as a leadng fea- Tom Randall case was handled, and H f rapobedno sentence, other than to ture of the week's performance. For the Board of Health was made to ap-l. ^h^.that tns. secton of town "these the Post pad Bernsten extra.!p sa r rdculous n court when the casen "? mlrms son Jf of ts resdents f For last- Saturday evenng, the Post they attempted to press aganst Mr. t^ere s any more trouble, stone throwengaged, a local orchestra, and when Randall was thrown out by Recorder r : 8 '' tm $ a ^ P fane language, abuse the Boston outft faled to appear on E. H teddy wthout the necessty of!?.. 06 another, or anythng else than :.Monday t substtuted another orches- Tom Randall havng to present hs! brmgs any of them '- " e^xe hm. t-ra, whch began a week's engagement defence.. Then he turned to Polce Gommson Tuesday evenng. The Post has snce then other smlar fascos have soner Watts and asked hm to add hs made every effort to furnsh.. patrons aggravated the stuaton to the ptch! verdct. Ths was n much the same World Slow to mprove on Frst Locomotves The frst steam locomotve s credted to a Welshman, Trevetbck, 804. He ahel hs.partner, Vvan, under a patent datng S02, ran a steam engne n south Wales, llerthyr Tdvl. The world was stll far from understandng what t had. n S2 Blenknsop's locomotve drew 33 coal ears at the rate of somethng under four mles per hour, at Leeds. n S5 George Stephenson bult hs locomotve. The ralroad had at last been made a practcable possblty. t took a long tme. The word "engne" s one of the most. strkng nstances of how use may twst the meanng of an old word, and establsh a new and permanent meanng, oblteratng the old. "Engne" now commonly means locomotve. t s from the Greek "ggnere, to beget," and the Latn "ngenum." Down to the Eghteenth century t meant, n Englsh, wt, or talent. Chaucer: "f man hath sapences thre, memore, engn, and ntellect also." From ths t came to mean dsposton, or temper; t was sometmes used n the sense of skll n debate and argu-. ment, an<3 occasonally trckery, decet. Thence t grew to mean the procract of ngenuty lenee, any contrvance or devce. So to machne, tool, etc. The orgnal "engne" was for war or torture,,,^-r-«rr~&,. Excellent Reasons Why Name Change Was Dened Whether or not onr sraelte brethren nherted the habt of changng ther names from old Father Abraham s a queston. However, ever snce the Lord changed Abraham's cognomnal sgnature, they appear to have taken up wth the dea and gone n for alteratons. f there be any vrtue n ths "What's n a name?" why not gve t a whrl? They whrl! Eecently, recounts the Busness Week, one Lous Goldsten who sells thngs n Brooklyn, X. Y., decded that a change n name mght be a commercal coup de matre, besdes beng a boost to the lttle Goldstens. Accordngly he pettoned a udge to alter hs name to "Goldng." n tme came the decson and Lous read that, asde from Goldsten beng smple and easy to pronounce, numbers of Goldstens had acheved success n commerce, ndustry and the professons. Fnrthermore, he read, there were probably more good natve-born Amercans named "Goldsten" than "Goldng" and that the petton was "dened." Lous sghed, glanced at the sgnature and almost collapsed. Xt was sgned by Justce Lous Goldsten. Pathfnder Magazne. "Weepng" Mulberry Tree of ts carnval wth an excellent pro- where t s generally felt a, radcal? er, ven. "where " know," you get sad your the booze Commssongramme of entertanment n spte of change s mpendng. - at»r the «bottom of much of ths trouble. that A tree that has been ganng much n popular favor among the suburbantes n recent years s the graceful the Tfalure e Post of pam the Bersten artsts advertsed. $50 depost - ^-^ The people -of Park Hdge -wll not for The the: Post orchestra's pad Bersten appearance, $50. depost wmch HEAVY PENALTES FOR ] stand for the sort of thng that gees le promsed to return to the Legon- fvl npptj on n your part of topn as a regular weepng mulberry tree. Ths plant, aares at -the. concluson <f the Qaxn- ; XAJlAJRCtLf occurr-ence,. You mayhave your.par- natve of temperate and warm clmates, acheves a heght of S or \0 =ral, after whch the proceeds of Qe', _. tes f you want to, may r&ay stay up al all :dance floor, were to be dvded, 60 per: Recorder Edward H. Leddy, of West- nght -f you want- to. But you must! feet. t has long, curlng branches, eent, t to t the orchestra, ht and 404 per cent t woof, wood mposed heavy penaltes upon; s t a y n-your h homes, keep k quet, t not: t whch pont n the drecton of..the to the Post. : 'nne colored people resdng n Hege-. dsturb the neghbors. We are not go- ground. When the tree s n blossom, t s freely stated, that what the ve- man Park > and arrested one mornng; ng to have you hold outdoor shndgs the tree consequently gves... the effect tms regard as a '-racket" s beng'" last WEek for creatng a dsturbance every Saturday nght that last over) of "weepng." worked throughout ths secton, by a Jud e Leddy fned them each "$50, and p t o Sunday mornng, and need the anan who makes contracts whch he as none ot them could pay, they were polce to quet them down on Sunday! Ths tree, of whch there are 00 evdently s not ab> to fu' Consder-! 8 sent to HacKensack al for ffteen mornng. You act bad, you talk bad, varetes, s not hardy n the Unted ng that he receves from $25 to $50 for da 5 s - Those recevng sentence were: J and t mus t be cut- out. That s plan States as far North as New York and each bargan he makes and that he has' Wllam Groom, Clem Moore, Otto Mor- ; talk m smau words tlat au of you can s seldom seen n ths country except been negotatng on an average of row ' James Almond, Alvs Morgan, understand." n the South and n Calforna, where about one each cay recently, he seems '^tha Jenner, AUe Almond, Jesse; After, the Baber. s Dozen hrd med some of the more mproved varetes to be cleanng up a pretty neat sum of, w ; Kens ^ nlt * ^room - out. eaeh one satsfed that the Judge are now grown successfully. noney mmev on hs hfe wnt,,,. venture. Two others, Claa-enee Gray and Alce ^ ^ someone, besdes hmgelf ^r One evenng last week a fre com-,?? f^r ^ ^ ^ ^. the court took up the case of pany n Haverstraw was to hold a: wth the lest were teeafla _the ; A fc of New Mlford. Off- - dance, wth ths orchestra as the at-' cas f. was n f d '. tllere *** dm Seat of Knowledge *t as; explaned that on Saturday tracton. The company secured other:** * er Some of the geysers n Yellowstone Partcpaton m the neghbor- etcnng tls young man had drven to -volunteer fre -companes to attend,. J O^!^ ^ Natonal park nre rregular n ther _; J a reckless manner, cut through the wth *<,** a promse <*, of prze lovng cups.' Offcers Prank Saul and Vctor eruptons, and toursts are lucky who.x.«v, u y**!.*, *^,,*** s, w^u.,..... lone-way secton of Hawthorne avenue,! see some of the most spectacular n The fremen were n attendance and t - rl - la maae_ we arrests ae recey- h gnored g = l5m monng whstle of the the,tra townspeople was mssng. came, but the orches-; legeman SH. ^SPark Sfthat U^- a general *?^LJ? aaub- offcer, drven as far as St. here he t d t M u fe n " SrET^ey the Amercan l- ^eewas n progress The offce^ used ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ' gon announced a dance, wth ths or- 'the fre patrol truck to convey the de- Edward G_ Made.. estfed, ^ whle 'chestra featured, wth the same result. ta of prsoners to polce heacquarters. U e Qffcer was mabng out a summons as the other Rockland County organ- for Rvck for reckless drvng, that zaton. The Masonc Lodge of Pearl; pmy ^up-p UTART ndvdual sat n hs car, swearrng, usng! Bver and- the Catholc church of Pearl foul and profane language concernng Rver have engaged ths orchestra for FRE N CELLAR everybody, and everythng. Ths was] ther affars ths month, but t sn't adacent to the carnval then n pro- 'lkely that the orchestra wll make ts Maybe t was not hot enough for the)g-ress and n plan hearng of a number appearance. youngsters last Wednesday morrrng at of lades who were there. The 04th Regment, N. J. Engneers, about o'clock and they wanted t to of Dumont, arranged a farewell nvtaton Another charge was made out dance before t went to the State encampment, at Sea Grt. Fve hundred couples were at the Armory, watng for the arrval of tle musc, but t faled to materalze. UGHTNNG BOLT ENTERS HOUSE be ust-a lttle hotter, or maybe they aganst the young man, allegng dswanted to see the engnes run. At any orderly conduct. He admtted all the rate they started a fre n the cellar of allegatons, but clamed to be very nther home, wth some papers found nocent regardng all legal proceedngs, there. The desre to see the engnes sayng he had never before been sumrun was gratfed, for the fremen, wth moned, ddn't know what t meant to ther usual promptness, arrved n tme be haled to court, thought that some to prevent any serous damage to the tme" durng the week he would come home of the chldren's parents, Mr. to Park Rdge when he wasn't busy, and Mrs. M. J. Housman, of Fourth.\a,nd see what t was all about. That avenue, Westwcod, and ther wsh to;was why he had gnored hs summons have t a lttle hotter was also gratf- to appear on Monday evenng and had An electrcal storm recently played a ed, when a lttle energy was appled to to be brought to court by Offcer pretty harsh prank at the home of that part of the anatomy where t usually does the most good. The Judge dd not seem, mpressed Healey. Kudolph Sedler, on Carnot avenue, Woodclff Lake. by such a show of gnorance of the A.bolt of lghtnng struck the aeral outsde the house, followed n ss far as the-rado n the lvngroom, ran law, and lectured the youth severely. Then he fned hm $5 for reckless drvng, and $2 court fees; $0 for dsorderly along the wre of a large pcture, and shattered the glass to fragments on the floor. Then t scorched the wndow ^curtans and woud have set fre to them f the famly had not been at conduct, plus $ costs. amount was pad forthwth. The Jhand to extngush the blaze. Hnygens, a Dutchman, horn n G'O, Fnally the bolt departed by way of was the frst practcal exponent of the water ppes, leavng a tral ol the pendalum, employng t n sparks as t went. The famly was not the mechansm of the clock. However, - '. nured, and no fre resulted. n the mous [t'tr-'wl forest of Arzona tere s one petrfed log whch beear.e embedded n sandstonp, anfl then fts eroson scooped out the - rock beneath te log, t has been left "tc form a'natural brdge. Wt-d's Hghest Captal 'La Pa-. Bolva, s the world's rgh? est capn, beng stuated at an. altl,s00 feet above sea level, tutle of Quto, tn captal of Ecuador, s 9,843 ^Ceet abov sen level. Lova and Lve People n love lve longer, and better, Dr..Tosah "Oldfeld, noted London physcan, told the audence at tne annual meetng, of the Lady Margaret hosptal. Anfl the other extreme, naggng, s "slow murder," the doctor sad. Purported assets of beng n love, accordng to Doctor Oldfeld, are. Better dgeston. Glosser skn and sheener har. Food tastes better. "When a woman starts aaggng her husband," ne sad, "she s commttng slow murder and at the same tme takng the frst step toward becomng haggard, ugly and old. 'When a woman goes 'green wth ealousy' sle s stranng her hepatc duct" Take Hm a Dstance "We have n England today a number of young muscans who should-go far," declares a composer. ' One of them lves nest door to us. Humorst. - ' he was not the orgnal dscoverer of ts propertes. Leonardo fla Tnc ( ) left notes as to hs study of the pendulum, and Galleo ( ) contnued these studes. Presdental Oath Ths s the oath admnstered to the Presdent of the Unted States when he s naugurated: " (Jo solemnly swear (or affrm) that wll fatllfully execute the offce of Presdent of the Unted States, and wll, to the best of my ablty, preserve, protect and. defend the Consttuton of the Unted States.". play. One of these s the Bee Hve geyser, wth small crater, but erupton that shoots two hundred feet nto the ar. "Can you tell me the best way to fnd ont when the Bee Hre s gong to play?" asked a young lady of an old-tmer n the hlls. "Yes'm..Tnst go over and st on t, and when yon feel the hot water tryn' to get out, you'll sure know l's ready to play." Yeats Set Hs Har Afre recall Katherne Mansfeld's story about Teats, who had dreamed hs head was crcled wth a flamng sun, went to sleep and dreamed of a woman whose har was afre, woke np, lghted a candle, and by and by dscovered "by the odor" that he set hs own har ablaze. " thnk t's wondrous apt. t's ust as far as he and hs crew can get to set ther har afre to set ther lank forlorn locks a-frzzle. God knows there's nothng else alont them that a cartload of sparks conld put a lght to." Wllam Gerhard! n the Saturday Revew. "A Man Must Lve" The famous queston and answer, "Sr, a man must lve" "Sr, do not see the necessty for t," are attrbuted to varous celebrtes. Toltare quoted them n 776. But they go back at least to Tertullan (50-2S0 A. >.): 'The ordnary obecton s, of course, rased, ' have not the wherewthal to lve.' To ths t may be somewhat sharply retorted, Ts there any reason why you should lve?'" From "Who Sad That?" Stamna There are far too many persons who dearly love to start thngs, but who seldom fnsh them. They lack steadness; tley work by-fts and erks. A wse old horse traner once remarked, "t sn't- the 2:0 horse that travels farthest n a day." Grt, COUNTS TME SPENT ON "MATH" WASTED beleve that an appallng amount of tme s spent n chldhood n learnng thngs, whch don't matter, rememberng thngs whch wll never be needed, and dong slly trcks whch an ntellgent man need never waste hs tme upon. Let us contemplate, for example, the absrdtes and abomnatons of arthmetc. At a conservatve estmate, have myself wrestled wth arthmetc and ts related studes through ten years of my rreplaceable youth. X was, moreover, pretty good at t; could throw a mean logarthm and chase a cotangent nto a corner and hang my hat on t. have done all the geometry, plan and fancy, and dabbled delcately n calculus. could once make an advanced algebrac equaton say ''Uncle." assure you that not a trace of t s left, and that furthermore don't mss t. There must be a large blank area.n my bran whch was once full of arthmetc, but t sn't the lo:st panful. Except for a reasonable faclty wth the multplcaton table there sn't a partcle of arthmetc Jeft n my system. - can make <*ange, but so cn a street car conductor. But can't re nfmber more than fve telephone numbers, and so long as they contnue to prnt telephone books won't need to. gonald Rose n the Forum and Century. -' - «'v»!;5!sso^-,.. Oars Man Factor t s a ltte nterestng to fnd that the full-fledged salng shp hau hut a comparatvely bref hstory n the Nneteenth cc:.'{::rr, and that from the begnnng of recorded hstory shps n all clmes were manned prncpally bv oar-power. S COP TOO MODEST TO MEASURE SHORTS Haverstraw has a polce offcer named Frank Hessan; t also has a newly enacted ordnance whch prohbts too much, dsplay of female nether lmbs and smlar charms on the publc streets. Ths ordnance went nto effect on Monday, and frst shot out of \ the box down the man street, n full vew of Offcer Hessan, came paradng two grlsh, dreams wth an ampleness ; of form and a scantness of attre whch were amazng, ther hablaments beng best descrbed as "very short shorte." The offcer, who s not near sghted, knows hs duty wnen he sees t, dd not hestate for a splt-second, land nvted the scantly clad madens to accompany hm to the statonhouse, Where they tred to put on as dgnfed ars as one could reasonably expect from females clad n very short shorts, whle beng eyed-up by the Mayor, a magstrate, and other representatves of the law. The two pleaded gnorance of the ordnance, and nssted that ther shorts "be measured," to prove ther lack of shortness. Ths the offcer declned to do, sayng that the scanty shorts and much exposed legs spoke far more eloquently for themselves than any measurements he mght makp. n fact, he submtted them as evdence per se, although they were not offcally marked as "exhbts," as everyone present recognzed. The magstrate took another lngerng eyefull and then announced that t beng a frst offence, and f the fal- offenders would spread the word to ther frends that Haverstraw meant to enforce ts ant-short ordnance, he would overlook ther dsobedence ths tme. As the two departed all present straned ther necks to get a farewell glmps= of the eloquent exhbts whch owng to the offcer's excessve medesty went "unmeasured." AU the "home news" n ths paper. PURNA CHOWS THE FAMOUS FEEDS N THE CHECKERBOARD BAG 8 [3-U. and 25-tfe. Bags May now be obtaned at the merchants named below at the followng prces 8 l 3-lb. bag 25-rb.toag 00-lb. bag Hen Chow (best scratch made)... 36c S9p $2.45 Egg Chowder (layng Mash) 42o 98^ 2.75 ntermedate Hen Chow (scratch). 95(! Growena (growng Mash). $ Also, rabbt, cow, horse, dog, chck startng and duck feeds, and lower prced layng scratch and mash. Reduced prce for 2, 3 and 4, and 5 to 9-bag orders; the larger the order, the lower the unt prce. Hllsdale S. Marsala & Sen; Phone Westwood 37 Park Rdge Charles R. Terhune; Phone P. R. 322 Montvale Howard L. Bunce; Phone Park Rdge fe. Bags or more may be ordered drect from the BERGEN- CASH FEED CO. CLGSTER, N. J. Phone Closter 99 DELVERES DALY Phone Toll Refunded 8 GENUNE SPRNG THAT BEAT THE BU BONELESS CHUCK POT ROAST FRESH HALBUT B27' FRESH BUTTERFSH BLACK HAWK CANNED WHOLE CHCKEN»4 TOP ROUND STEAK SLCED BOLED HAM»43 56 BROADWAY HLLSDALE The Great ATLANTC & PACFC Tea Co.

6 * PAGE SX PAGE SS WHEN YOUTH S DONE By FANNE HURST! CO by McGlure Newspaper Syndcate." (WXCF Servce.> T SOMETMES seemed to Estelle Wnters that she could reckon almost to the day, when the frst realzatons that she had reached a specfc mlestone n her lfe had rushed over her. t was not so much that her mrror told her that she was fadng and that the onqul-yellow of her har was runnng to pallor or that her blue eyes were weakenng, but there was a tollng note nsde the heart of Estelle whch sad "youth s done," "youth s done," "youth s done." A conspracy of crcumstances brought about ths conscous termnaton of the golden glow that had always characterzed Estelle Wnters. Lfe had not been easy for her. Twenty years of sngng n the cafes of the large ctes of the Far West had exacted ther trbute. Twenty years of the soltary struggle to rear n ntegrty and nnocence, a grl-chld wth the beautful name of Rosalnda, had told n stran on Estele. The latter she had accomplshed and the latter she was wllng to regard as her lfe work. ndeed, Rosalnda was a far enough monument to anybody. At twenty she was lke a flower, slm, lovely, fragle. And so t was that when Rosalnda was n ths early bloom, Estelle Wnters, her mother, takng nventory, so to speak, of her own. face, her sprt, her vtalty, came so pognantly to realze that her youth was done. The followng year, Estelle, nstead of flttng lke a tred brd of plumage from one cafe to another, establshed herself quetly n a San Francsco cafe of frst-rate standng as casher. t was a let-down, but t was a lettng-down that somehow warmed and eased the tred, brused sprt that was Estelle's. The struggle aganst the ever-wdenng crack n her voce was fnshed; the uneven race aganst the flesh of years, as t settled on her hps and shoulders, was over. Estelle could st back quetly, now, notcng but unnotced, and let the years roll n. And more than all of these, Estelle could now keep fastened more frmly, her watchful eye on Rosalnda. Ths grl, whom her mother yearned to protect from the dsappontments that had been hers, was now also employed n the same cafe where Estelle held the throne of casher. Rosalnda's dutes were lght. At noon she arrved, attred herself n a peasant costume that enhanced her lovelness, and moved wth' a tray of hot rolls n among the patrons of the cafe, offerng her dantes as she sld by the tables. At sx o'clock Rosalnda came on duty agan, and was free to leave the restaurant wth her..mother somewhere shortly after ten o'clock. t meant that through all the workaday hours her mother's eyes were on her. t meant they, arrved together and they departed together. t meant that whatever secret ambtons lay smolderng n the heart of Estelle for the daughter Rosalnda, for the present, at least, her plans for the future were held n abeyance. Rosalnda was' lterally under her mother's thumb, as well as her eye. And the grl, sweet and submssve enough at twenty, and at the same tme regardng her occupaton as only a steppng stone toward the thng her heart craved, submtted because of the peace she realzed she was able to afford Estelle. They were rather a pathetc par. The husbandless Estelle, the fatherless Rosalnda. There had never been a husband. So far as Rosalnda could remember there had never been a father; ust the two of them, playng ther humble roles wth a certan submsson, and yet the younger of them wth a qualty of rebellon flamng n her blue eyes that had long snce ded down n the eyes of the older woman. t was hard to realze, after beholdng the lovelness that was Rosalnda's, that ths chld had kept her nnocence to a degree that was perfecton. At twenty she lved lke a lttle grl. At twenty, she had never been out n the company of a man wthout the chaperonage of her mother. And t had not all been clear salng. The eyes of men veered quckly to the lovelness that was Rosalnda's. Her presence n a room made them conscous. Seated n her corner behnd her casher's desk, the eyes of Estelle were relentless n ther watchfulness. f ever a grl was protected by the bulwark of ferce lovng, ealous, panther-lke watchfulness, that grl was Rosalnda. There was not a recess of the beng of ths grl that Estelle dd not feel herself capable of understandng. As Rosalnda sometmes admtted to her mother, t was as f the older (voman sensed, almost before the grl herself, the nature of her ambtons, secret desres, yearnngs. And the secret desres of Rosalnda's were not ust those of the average grl becomng aware of her lovelness. Rosalnda wanted to sng..she wanted to cultvate a voce that was afroauy showng a fluty resonant qualty. That was why Estelle so passonately desred to save her from the wear and tear of performng n the cabarets. That was why, wthout the slghtest sense of renuncaton, Estelle was ready to fold away the days of her most garsh knd of successes, for the more stable remuneraton of her work behnd a casher's counter. Estelle and her daughter were hoardng for the day when Rosalnda mght go abroad to prepare her voce for opera. One nght n the restaurant, a man well beyond ffty, bg, rresstble as a personalty, known the country over as a mllonare sportsman. and art connosseur, fastened what were frankly delghted eyes on Rosalnda. for the frst tme n her lfe, swept by somethng that was stronger than she was, she arranged a rendezvous that dd not nclude Estelle. For the frst tme n her lfe, Rosalnda was mpelled to agree to see a man wthout the presence of a thrd party her mother. t was not unnatural n the face of thngs, n fact t would have been more unnatural f t had not happened so, that the youthful and beauteous Rosalnda should fnally fnd herself confronted wth one of the emotonal clmaxes sure to befall a creature of her calber. Curous, but across the room, wthn her lar, Estelle Wnters knew everythng that was happenng, ust as concsely as f she were present there besde the table of the well-known fgure of the sportsman-art connosseur, Hram Brdges. From her lar, Estelle wth her hand to her throat, saw ths happenng; wth her eyes dlated saw ths happenng. What s more, she saw happenng across the sweet face of Rosalnda, the frst fant flushes of awakenng. When Hram Brdges left the restaurant that nght, elated wth hs conquest of a type that was allurng to hm, there confronted hm n the corrdor the pale, washed-out fgure of a woman who caused hm to stare. "Yes, Hram, t's who you thnk t s," sad Estelle, a lttle tredly, none of the melodrama of the mom ant n her manner or her voce. "Why, t's twenty years, snce " he sad stupdly. One of those melodramatc ncdents that can seem to come out of a clear sky was happenng n that restaurant. "Twenty-one years," she corrected, er glance sldng way toward the remote fgure of Rosalnda. "That makes her twenty." "Who twenty?" "The grl you are meetng later your daughter," sad Estelle. '" Rosalnda radant, more beautful than ever n her nnoceace, s studyng for grand opera n taly. An nternatonally known sportsman and art connosseur, who has never seen her snce that nght n the restaurant, s educatng her. Famous Dansh Castle Notwthstandng ts rather remote poston on the sland of Jutland n Denmark, on the banks of the Lnfortl. Castle Spottrup has lured many vstors to ts walls of recent years. Although ts age and bulders have been forgotten, t has been there for many centures, and s one of the best double-moated castles of Europe. ts dvdng bulwark of earth on the eastern sde reaches almost to the eaves of the structure, and, wth ts grassclad ramparts, adds mmensely to the mpresson one receves of ts ancent formdable strength. t s only restored n part and the vstor can easly vsualze ts ancent extent and form. Altar Overhangs Sea About^ 2 mles from Koge, n Denmark, s an ancent church n Hoerup, bult on the famous Stevns clff, whch has been undermned by the.sea. n the Fourteenth century an old sea rover was threatened wth dsaster off Stevns clff, and vowed should he reach land safely, he would buld a church on the clff. Fortune favored hm and he fulflled hs vow and set hs church on the very edge of the beetlng crag, so close, ndeed, that the eroson of the rock durng the centures has brought the altar actually hangng over the sea, A legend says that every New Tear nght the old church "moves a cockstrde back from the sea." Ancent Well Dscovered The dscovery of an ancent well durng excavatons for the termnus of the London Tube ralway extenson from Fnsbury park has revved stores of the notorous ghost of Sr Geoffrey de Mandevlle, earl of Esses, who, accordng to local legend, was drowned n a well at Barnet, n 44. Sr Geoffrey's ghost s sad to haunt the dstrct every Chrstmas. Frequent attempts have been made to dscover ths well, at the bottom of whch, the legend says, s a heavy ron chest ocntanng precous stones. At ths spot s lad the scene of the murder of Lord Dalgarno n Sr Walter Scott's "Fortunes of Ngel." Reporters to the Rescue When sadore Eazle, of Brooklyn, N. Y., was fned 50 for beatng hs horse he tred to pay wth $5 and the horse. Magstrate Casey sad hs court wasn't takng any horses today, thank you. Eazle, after countng a collec-' ton of quarters, dmes, nckels and pennes, reported he was 3 cents shy of the necessary amount. Reporters broke the deadlock by presentng the requred 3 cents. Peter Rabbt every day, Tres some kndly word to say. GOOD WORD FOR GLUTTON T HAT s where Peter s not only nce but smart as well. Knd words always make frends and never make enemes. And the more frends one has the better. But t sn't wth any sue}} selssh purpose that Peter does t. Peter says knd thngs because he thnks knd thngs. Now as he sat on the edge of the pond of Paddy the Beaver deep n the Green Forest and lstened to the news from the Great Woods n the Far North, as told by Honker the goose, who had ust stopped over for the nght, Peter was hearng for the frst * tme of Glutton the Wolverne. Buster Bear and Prckly Porky and Paddy the Beaver and Honker the Goose knew Mm well, and they knew Buster Turned and Stared at Peter Very Hard. to good of hm. Buster had sad that everybody hated Glutton; that le was so selfsh that when he found more food than he could eat he spoled what was left so that no one else should have any; that he was so smart n a tad way that no one could hde anythng from hm, and that he was so strong and savage that most of the people who lved n the Great Woods were afrad of hm. n fact, Buster had sad that there was no good n hm. Then Honker the Goose had told how he had watched Glutton follow a trapper and fnd and pull up all the traps, no matter how cunnngly they were hdden, so that no one would be caught n them, at the same tme stealng all the food whch the trapper- had put out as bat to lead lttle fur-coated people * nto the traps. He tc!d how Glutton had broken nto the lttle log house of the trapper whle the latter was away, and had stolen or runed all ls supples, so that the trapper had been forced to go away to get more. Of course wlle he was away the Kttle people n fur had nothng to fear from traps. Peter had lstened wth ears wde open. When Hunker had fnshed Peter spoke. "Dd understand you to say that Glutton s al bad and that every one hates hm?" he asked. "You.certanly dd," growled Buster Bear n h?s deep grunbly-rumbly voce. "He hasn't a frend n the world." "That's funn.v," repled Peter, pullng hs whskr-s thoughtfully. "What's the matter wth, the people of the Great Woods?" "Nothng f'.e matter wth us," growled Buster. "The matter s all wth Glutton." "Oh, don't know," returned Peter. "f may be you don't owe Glutton anythng. Buster, but t seems to me that some others up there n the Great Woods owe hm a great deal." Buster turned and stared at Peter very hard. "Peter," sad _ he slowly, "you are the-frst one ever knew who could f nd a good word to say for that ugly robber of honest folks." "Perhaps no one ever has tred to fnd a good thng to say," retorted Peter. " never have found anyone yet who doesn't do some good for others once a a whle, even Reddy Fox. Now "who ara you people who lve n the Great Woods most afrad of?" "Hunters and trappers,"- repled Buster promptly. "Then t seems of me that anyone who can and does get the best of them and actually drves one of them away s d: ng somethng good, very good, nde d, for the rest of you. Glutton may be a robber and may kll the smaller people when he can catch them, but when he pulls up all the traps sn well hdden that no one else can fnd them and leaves them n plan srlt so that no one wll get caught, t seems to me that he has done a sp'^ndd thng for hs neghbors and that they have no rght to say that he s all bad. Just thnk of how m::3y lves mght have been lost n tl: se dreadful traps but for hm." ; "That's! ' " grumbled Buster Bear, scratclnnr: hs head thoughtfully. " never tho-.rdrt <? that." ( by -. G. Lloyd.) WNU Servce. Old ronsdes Vstng Coast Ports H ERE s the. S. S. Consttuton, bellbr kov.n - aa L J,!!«, ' recondtoned and startng on a tour of Atlantc coast ports. She s beng towed because of the dffculty of gettng enough real salors to man her. Summer Tournament s On tsethm VESTeCPAV Where Beauty Starts Beauty begns at breakfast. Woman's Home Companon. Thnk t Over What do we lve for, f not to make lfe less dffcult for one "-another? Far Exchange s No Robbery By CHARLES SLOAN RED (a by McClure Newspaper Syndcate.) (WNU Servce.! rtqward MOULTON sat on a * -* bowlder overlookng a seres of shoals n the rver. Near hm sat Molle Harkns. Howard was starng toward the whte spray whch arose from the rollng waters, watchng the lttle ranbows formng and dsappearng, as the sunlght fell upon the mst. Two weeks before, Moulton had been dragged more dead than alve from the waters of the lower ter of these shoals, where the long low brdge spanned the stream. An overturned automoble whch, for some unaccountable reason had decded to mount the ralng, had flung hm there. The grl who now sat only a few feet away, studyng hs expresson through bg brown eyes, had dragged hm from the waters; and she and her mother had nursed hm back to lfe n the lttle" cottage home whch nestled aganst the clffs ust above the east end of the brdga The wreck of the automoble stll lay among the rocks n the stream. As Howard's gaze wandered to the wreck, he spoke: "t was a" narrow escape for me, Molle," he sad. "But for your strong arms should have passed from the thngs of ths lfe pretty quckly, magne." "Y.uh dd mos' drown afore could gt yuh out," agreed Molle; "an' reckon t's a good thng stayed there at the toll staton, watchn' after yuhr car as* t went on the brdge." "Yes; a few mnutes more mght have meant eternty for me, shall always be grateful, Molle." Molle and her mother kept the toll brdge on the Ravenall hghway. Molle could see from the cottage anyone comng down the road, or crossng from the west sde. Promptly she would skp down to the lttle booth, and collect the toll, allowng the traveler to proceed on hs way wthout loss of tme. Usually she dd not tarry after makng her collecton. But there was somethng about Howard Moulton whch had strangely nterested her. He had smled, and had been very cvl. She had lked hs voce, too, and hs blue eyes whch seemed to have such : frendly gleam. So she had watched after the car, wonderng f he would return that way. As she had been about to turn away, she had ":. en the lttle roadster, to - ^r horror, mount the ralng of the brdge. Molle now was gong over n her mnd the exctng perod of the rescue, when Moulton's words broke n upon her thoughts. "Molle," he began, "the letter whch came ths mornng was from Dad. He s comng for me today.' Molle's large eyes sent forth a startled look.. "Why -why " she stammered; "an't t a lor trp? Hadn't yuh better wat a spell longer?" "No; have gven you and your mother trouble enough. But, Molle, there s somethng wanted to ask you about. Perhaps shouldn't, after all your kndness to me?" Molle became deeply [mzzled, and she looked toward Moulton -th a large queston n her eyes. " hope you wll understand," contnued Howard. "t s ths: There was somethng had when came here even after you had puled me from the water was conscous of havng t. t was my most chershed possesson: and have lost t n-hle here n the house of your mother." Molle Harkns came to her feet. She wns deeply troubled. "Lord,.Mr. Howard," she exclamed; 'you ve got me plan scared. We ddn't take anythng o' yours we surely dd,'t!" "You were to call me us 'Howard.' you know, Molle?" "Oh yeah; know. But row you're aceusn' me o' somethn', an' an' can't talk to yuh no more thet way." "Ton are the thef yourself, Molle!" Moulton's words came clearly. The grl wheeled about. Through her tears her eyes (lashed fre. "Tt an't so!" she cred. "t s so, Molle!" Howard had rsen. "The thng have lost s s my leart, Molle and you have t!" There was a moment durng whch strange amaze: lent held the grl speechless. Then she smled, and the tear drops seemed to throw off lttle ranbows lke the spray flowc the rver. "Well," she acknowledged presently, "you got mne; an' 've hyeard that a far exchange an't no robbery." She fled to Howard's crms. At the same tme a voce came from the shrubbery near-by. "Well," sad the voce, " expected to fnd you n the most romantc spot on the rver after the letter had from you, tellng nothng but of the charms of Molle Harkns." Moulton faced about, but dd not release the grl. "Dad," he cred, "ths s she.". "That was not hard to guess. And can understand now, Mn Molle, why the young scamp drove hs car off the brdge. He was wllng fo play wth death to have a grl lke you pull hm out of the water. Well, am sure t was worth the chance." Man Easest to Put to Sleep Doctors at the Berln zoo fnd t takes ad anesthetc three tmes as strong as that gven a horse, and ten tmes as strong as that gven a man to put an elephant to sleep for a surgcal operaton. But operatng on horses or elephants has other advantages. Capper's Weekly. t & * fthstledown and Treef By DOUGLAS MALLOCH OLLY s-the thstledown FFloatng- on the ar, Dancng n ts fary gnwn, Knowng not a care. Folly scorns the sturdy tree, Standng n ts place, But n trouble mortals flee To the tree's embrace He who follows thstledown s the sport of fate, Even f ho fnds the town, Fndng t too '.ate. He who walks the straghter way Of the rooted rght. He wll '.P.VQ a house by day And a bed by nght. Folly s the thstledown, s a fckle wrath. Always wth ts verdant crown Stands the tree of fath. There s shelter n the gale. Comfort, frendly hands; Yes, the thstledown wll fal Whle te old tree stands. fra 03 DousasMsUloch.) WNJ Servce.. Q Keth Gledhll of Stanford unversty recevng the ntercollegate lawn tenns trophy from Frank A. Cabeen, charman of the tournament commttee, after the matches at Merlon Crcket club, Phladelpha. HOT FOOD AT PCNCS,'OST people ether do lke pcncs -' very nmcl or they don't lke them- at all. There doesn't seem to be any half-way about t. But there n.re pcncs 'that even the nveterate pcnc hater would be sure to enoy, ;;!(l there are pcncs that t would be lavd fur rve'a the most as'tlent peae f:n.-t» c:.:;>y. Whatever your own feelngs on He Eubsv-t may be, f you are the r.'.oflcr of chldren or the femnne [ '.ead of a famly of any sort, you should u-hde pcncs as rather mpornt tr.us n your summer sched- ule of dversons. -Antnu-wles have taken much of the hardshp away from pcncs now- mlnys. Wth any sort of car at your dsposal f s not necessary to consder prckng your pcnc lunch or supper nto the smaller possble spnee, no need of dong wthout plates an-.l cups and knves and forks or other ef[u>nent that t s hard to get along wthout. Ona clever mother makes use of a,freless cooker n arrangng pcncs for her chldren. She prepares, a wholesome dnner, puts t n the varous compartments of her treless cooker ana has the cooker lfted nto her car. A basket contanng necessary dshes and slver s stowed n besde the cooker and the rest s easy. But there s somethng rather temptng about the tradtonal pcnc fare. Nowadays we carry ppng hot coffee n vacuum bottles, but coffee made n a large.tn pan over a fre mad from wood gathered n the open has a flavor that most of us enoy. (O. 93. VfcClure Newspa&er Syndcate l WNU Servce.} O W Says: OWEN who work n ther own gardens an.d fnd the ordnary steel rake heavy and cumbersome wll be delghted wth bamboo rakes, whch come from Japan and are very cheap. Metal rakes now beng made n ths country have the same pattern and are almost as lght. These rakes are espeealy useful when cleanng up leaves and grass dppngs, but can be used also n garden work of a ght nature. They can be handled n much the same way as a broom,.and wt much: less effort than s requred to manpulate rakes of the old-fashoned type. These rakes do not look very strong, but wll stand a remarkable arhonnt of hard servce. Naturally tl«; metal rakes are somewhat more* durable than the Japanese product, but the latter s cheap and surprsngly satsfactory. (Ccnrrglt.) WNU Servce.

7 PAGE SEVEN PAGE SEVEN Hllsdale Socal News Telephone Westwood 2204 PERSHNG STLL S HERO TO--FRENCHMEN Mrs. Vncent Orfn, of HllsSale A guest at tbe home of Mr. and Mrs. Manor, s agan a patent at Hacfcensack Hosptal. Mrs. A. Fedden, of Cedar street, returned on Sunday from an automoble trap through. Pennsylvana. O. O. Anderson, of Permont avenue, s Mr. Anderson's sster, Mss Betty Anderson, of Nashvlle, Term. ; Mrs. E. Stock, of Glenbrook Park, s mprovng after an operaton at Haclc- [ensack Hosptal, and expects to return p, Mss Margaret Bsng, of Jersey Cty, to Hllsdale soon. was vstng on Sunday wth Mr. and) ' Mrs. J. Bsng, of Cherry Place. Mrs. B. Campbell, of Harrngton ',! street, recently enoyed a few weeks Mss Margaret Hampel, of Wood-; vst wth her son George and famly, rdge, spent two weeks wth Mr. and of Yonkers. } Mrs. W. Hayes, of West Hllsdale.! Frank, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. Car-! Mrs. J. H. Holme, of Rogers Park, ngla, of Magnola avenue, recently Chcago, s vstng her nece, Mrs. K. returned, after a vst wth hs grand- O. Adelsten, of Washngton avenue. parents n Hopewell. Mr. and Mrs. H. Yale and son, formerly of Broadway, are now lvng on Center avenue, Westwood. Mr. and Mrs. J. ElXberg, of ^Pascack Road, are home after an automoble trp to Yellowstone Park. Mr. and Mrs. John Furman, of Pascack Road, are vacatonng at Cape Cod for two weeks. Mss Evelyn Anderson, of Permont Road, s home agan after several! weeks absence, durng whch tme she.taught Latn at the summer school n Woodbury- ] George Kaltenbach and Mss S. } Rchardson, of Yonkers, were Sunday {guests at the home of relatves, Mr. land Mrs. W. Broekmeyer, of Hllsdale! Manor. Mrs. E. Fraser, of Orange, was vstng ths week wth her son, T. E. Mullen, of Conkln avenue. Mss Margaret Berne, of Bayonne, spent the past weekend wth Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Kovar, of Brook avenue. Guests at tbe home of Mr. and Mrs. K. Ov Adelsten, of Washngton avenue, are her aunt, Mrs. J. H. Holme, of Chcago, and a sster, Mrs. E. Haslyn, of Mt. Vernon. Mr. and Mrs. E. Hurd, formerly of Woodchff Lake, have taken possesson of a house on Lncoln Terrace. Mrs. J. Schwarz, of the Manor, has returned home after a vst wth her son, Carl Schwarz, of Paramus. Mss Vrgna Rch, of Central avenue, was hostess last Wednesday evenng to te eleven members of her brdge club. Mss" Adelade Unger, of Hazelwood avenue, left on Monday for a -week's vacaton at Edgewater Park, as guest of Mr. and Mrs. R. Schroecke. Mr. and Mrs. F. Hafemann, of Wash- ] ngton avenue, have been entertanng her mother, Mrs. A. Buednger, of Jer-! sey Cty; also Ms aunt, Mrs. A Rchter,' of Paterson, for a few days. - Douglas Chrsten, son of Mr. and! Mrs. Eml J. Chrsten, of Knderka-! mack Road, Westwood, wll conduct the mornng servce at the Methodst < church on Sunday. - Mr. and Mrs. O. S. Hammaek, of the Crest, returned home on Tuesday, after a few days spent at Ltchfeld, Mass., and Water'oury, Conn. Harold, son of Mr. and Mrs. J. Harry Hser, of Central avenue, s home from schocq at Vneland, and plans to reman untl about- the end of September. On Wednesday Mr. and Mrs. George Wllamson, of Rdgewood, were vstng Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Davs, of Permont Road. Mr. and Mrs. F. Matts, Joan, Mare and Frank Matts, of Flushng,,L.., /recently spent a few days wth M. and Ms: A. Graser, of town. - ' " Mr. and Mrs. G. M. Yates and Mr. and. Mrs. W. P. Burhorn, of town, are plannng a weekend of golf at Arke; N. T. Rev. and Mrs. Ernest Walton, of Oldwck, are spendng a few days wth Mrs. Walton's parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Herbert, of Central avenue. Mss Constance Namol, of Eastern! Hghway, s vacatonng a.t Jones'' Beach, a guest of her '.aunt, Mrs. T. NamG'-O, who has a cottage on the beach for the summer. Ths week wll fnsh a delghtful; vacaton season for Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Southard and famly, of Colonal Bou- ' levard. Most of the tme was enoyed at Speculator, N. Y. Several lades from Hllsdale attend- ed the card party n Rver Vale on : Tuesday, gven at Mas. C. J. Sloat's home, for beneft of the Rver Vale Communty church.. A, E. F. Commander s Busy WtK Monument Work. Pars. -Gen. John-X Pershng, whose whtenng lar and erect mltary fgure stll afford.-a tlrll to Frenchmen and foregners, s occuped wth postwar servces whch makes hs day a round of arduous dutes here. Wth Foch, Joffre, Hag, Wlson, Glemeneeau, Serral and Mangn gone, Pershng's easy gat and famlar face, grown softer and more amable wth the years, recall memores of more than _a decade ago. Pershng spends much of hs tme these days wth the offcals of the Amercan battle monuments commsson and s lendng a gudng hand to the completon of the 4 notable memorals whch commemorate Amerca's partcpaton n the war. Hs servces are sought for - almost every mportant Franco-Amercan actvty, and he must exercse the greatest tact n acceptng places on commttees. Entertaned by Doumer. Not the least mportant part of Pershngs' tme s that spent wth hs old comrades of the war, who are stll lqudatng the aftermath of the war. One of Presdent Doumer's frst luncheons was gven n Pershng's honor. The Amercan has nfnte respect for the venerable Frenchman, whte-bearded arstocratc senator, who lost three sons n the war. At ths luncheon were many of the great solders about whom Pershng spoke frankly n hs war book. There were General Weygand and General Gourang, Mnster of War Magnot, former French Ambassador Berenger and Col. Bentley Mott,; assocated wth so much of the Herrck regme n Pars and bographer of 'the 3ate ambassador. Natonal Hero. General Pershng's prestge seems to ncrease n Pars as years roll on. The tough ob he had durng the war requred a tough, unflnchng solder. They sad Pershng was too much of a dscplnaran; that s, those who needed to be dscplned..but when Pershng rode up Ffth avenue one brght afternoon at the head of the returnng Amercan army he was not the cold dscplnaran; he wasthe natonal hero. General Pershng, at seventy-one years of age, s perhaps no longer consdered as a Presdental possblty, but hs knowledge of natonal and local poltcs stll s keen. The best way to economze s to go ahead and do t. Eches have wngs, but, poverty won't get them untl the hereafter. OL WELL ACCDENT. MADE POST AVATOR One great trouble wtl poltcs s the lack of nterest n the subect. Compensaton for Lost Eye Pad for Frst Plane. Fath never moved three bushels of Pocahontas ashes from a basement, however. Bang Carol's plans to become a de- tator show a rather u"petuo"us desre for promoton. A specalst s a man who wants! all your teeth pulled before he tres another guess. "Only one hundred mllonth of an nch separates atoms," a scentst announces. Then t must be love. The queston arses: f Mussoln should qut Ms role as dctator n taly, what would happen to Vctor, Emmanuel? ' College grls prove they can lve on 58 a week. After they've done t a week or two they'll probably go back and lve on dad. ; A country that s always talkng ; about ts senstveness leaves a strong mpresson that t really sn't qute grown up emotonally. Maybe the one hundred and fftyyear-year-old Turk's return to Turkey s only temporary. Hs youthful days of rovng can't be over. f the predcton that an overproducton of popcorn s mpendng s ustfed by facts, we may expect to near many explosons later on. Banana power s rch n vtamns B and G, says the bureau of home economcs. But banana peelngs produce,the most nstantaneous results. Tale dedcates ts new. 7,000,000 lbrary. Yet one fears that some of the undergraduates wll contnue to read tablods and confesson magaznes. A study of the fve-year-old's eatng technque wth sundry of the looser breakfast cereals suggests the need of wndsheld wper for the lower face. "Mr. Gandh has never used cgn- rettes." From the avalable photo-! graphs t doesn't appear he even car- : res matches, unless t s over the ear. Mr. and Mrs. Anthony L. McLynn, of Lexngton avenue, Westwood, plan to! move nto ther new home on Large avenue, Hllsdale, whch s nearng : completon, about September. Mss Maron Sloat and her brother; Edgar, of Conkln avenue, recently en-' oyed a. lew'flays, vst wth relatves,! Mr. and Mrs. W. N. Wggns, of Elza- beth. - Mss Evelyn Davs, of Permont Road, left on Frday to spend several weeks wth her grandparents.n Flmont, Pa., anc wth relatves n Quakerstown. Mrs. Roy Gallagher, of Colonal Boulevard, s spendng several weeks at Sprng Lake, after whch she wll on Natves at North Adams, Mass. Abbott Bavs, of Cherry Place, left ear'y Saturday to drve to Portland, Me., where he wll on hs famly, who are vacatonng wth relatves there. Mr. and Mrs. E. Parsls, of Harrng- " Mss Dolly Green and her brother Herbert, of Westwood, wll be dnner guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. F.! H. Lee, of Taylor street, on Saturday! evenng. The Hllsdale Republcan Club wll: meet n regular busness sesson tlls Thursday evenng n the ceub rooms over the Ere staton. Meetng called; for 8:5. AH members are urged to attend. Word was receved from Mayor W. W. Lvengood on Monday, statng he' arrved at Eagle Lake, Me., after a long trp, coverng 430 mles the frst day,: and contnung the next for over 300} mles to hs destnaton. He plans to; return after the month. cebergs Dsappearng From Northern Atlantc Montreal. cebergs.no longer are a scenc attracton of the St. Lawrence route. They are dsappearng. Last year 440 cebergs Vyere reported n the areas of north Atlantc travel. Ths season only two small bergs have made ther appearance and they were so dstant from the recognzed steamshp lanes that "they faled altogether as a spectacle. t s suggested that drought over a large area of ths contnent prevented the accumulaton of suffcent water u the North to produce the usual supply of bergs, and the novel dea s mooted that t may soon become advsable for steamshp companes to anchor a few bergs off the Strats of Belle sle for the beneft of passengers. Enterprsng purveyors may, t s sad, soon be advertsng n the columns of tourst ournals, "cebergs for sale." "More and more people are havng ther ears perced," says a eweler. So many of us have neghbors wth daugh- ters who fancy themselves as vocal- ] lsts.! ; Chewng gum company comes through the depresson wth ncreased earnngs. Prosperty may come and prosperty may go, but aws grnd on forever. Mr. anc Mrs. D. K. Leonard and; daughter Lorrane; also her sster. Mss' tcr stest, recently entertaned rela- EtheE Grffth, of Large avenue, retrfes, Mr. and Mrs. J Demarest and turned on Thursday, after a vacaton; son George, of Stamford, Conn. season spent wth her brother, Frank The Sunday school of the Msthodst church wll be closed for the remander cf the summer, as a measure of precauton. The members of the Jolly Pnochle Club met on Wednesday at Len's Glow, C'"d Tappan. Card games followed a pcnc luncheon. Grffth, of Caro, N. Y. Before returnng they enoyed a "week n Monroe, N. Y., wth relatves.. Mr. and Mrs. A. Mlnken, of Large avenue, wth her brother-n-law, Peter Metzger, of Glendale, L. L, are plan- nng to return to town ths weekend,' after a motor tour through the New England States durng the past two! weeks. n these days when a person can fnd nothng else to do, he s lkely to become a psychologst and tell the ' world what s the matter wth the other fellow. Psychologsts state that whle tell- ng a le, senstve men always have the hands slghtly clenched. Anglers, on the other hand, nvarably have the hands fully extended. and Ars. H. Dckens and daughter G;D T >S of Harrngton street, are v-">e -gr - after two weeks spent at B^ock slarc and Newport, B.. Mr. and "Mrs. Bergloltz and famly recently returned from, a motor trp J! through New York -State and Canada, [makng stops at the Falls, Toronto and! Ear. a: d Doherty and son Francs, of the Thousand slands; also vstng; B.Gokln, spent the past weekend wth. - Natves n Rochester. M and ls. F. W. Mullan, of Magno- Hotel Proud of Bullet Hole Made ty Outlaws Longvew, Texas. A bullet hole n the frame wall of the old Magnola hotel today serves as a memento of the vst of Bob Dalton, famous outlaw of the Southwest, to /onrrew n S94. The slug bored through the pne one summer day when Dalton and hs band galloped nto what s now the east Texas ol captal to rob a bank, Ctzens opened fre and a ptched battle followed. ] The engagement ended when Dalton and hs men fled.! Another boast of the Magnola ho- tel s that ts rates today are the same as they were-n 0. Even the east Texas ol boom has faled to ncrease them. But why do they say that a food extract whch can be rubbed nto the skn s a Vennese dscovery? The ' fve-year-old has been absorbng wheat- ena thus snce nfancy. J t has been sad that, f yon do good work, t wll grow after you are gone, Thus Rubens left only some 2,000 pe- tures, but there are 0,000 of hs pc- tures n crculaton now. The Department of Agrculture's an- J nouncement that there are more sheep \ n the country than ever before s another tem of nformaton whch Wal ) Street had already dscounted. New York. A man who "ddn't gve a hang" about anythng but avaton and another whose earlest lfe had been bent toward chartng dfcult courses, have flown nto world renown because of an ol well accdent. Wley Post and Harold Gatty born on dfferent sdes of the world and to dfferent modes of lvng were frends manly through the fact that both lved and suffered through the cause of avaton n the lust few years. Wley Post lost an eye n an ol feld accdent n Oklahoma. That gave hm $2,000 compensaton, am hs frst arplane the start of hs flyng career that brought ths famous flght. Harold C4atty traned n the Australan na%'al academy as a navgator, charted courses on the South seas as a youth n Ms teens, became nterested n avaton and after one unsuccessful transoceanc attempt oned Post n ths around-the-world undertakng. Post was born at Grand Plan, Texas. n hs youth he moved wth hs famly to Maysvlle, Okla., a small town outsde of Oklahoma Cty, where the elder Post bult up a farm. But Wley wasn't much good on the farm. He dslked t. Hs father often remarked that Wley "ust ddn't gve a hang." n Days of Ol Boom. But that was n the days of the ol boom n Oklahoma. Jobs beckoned from the rch ol felds. Wley tred them. He worked on a number of such obs, the whle completng rs early educaton. Then on one ol ob.there was an accdent. A pece of metal struck Wley n the eye. He lost the sght of that member. The ol company gave hm 2,000 compensaton and wth that Post bought a "crate" and started barnstormng wth Burrel Tbbs and Dorsey Askew. For three years he was a "barnstormer" and hs adventures and experences were many ust as they were wth other barnstormers of that perod, ncludng such famous flyers as Col. Charles A. Lndbergh. Never has Post been hurt, although he has taken all sorts of chances. F. C. Hall, backer of ths sturdy Oklahonan, takes up Wley's story from there. "One day he came nto my offce wth a leather cap n hs hand and sad he wanted to be my plot," Hall remarked. "He sad he'd be heartbroken f he ddn't get the ob. What was* to do but let hm have t" Wley got the ob. Subsequently through Hall he got the plane now the Wnne Mae. t was named the Wnne Mae after Hall's daughter and cost $22,000. And n that plane he won the Los Angeles-Chcago ar derby n 930 wth an average speed of 92 mles an hour. World Flght Hs Goal. But a world flght was hs goal. Hs young wfe May Lane of Sweetwater, Texas, whom he marred n 927 when he was twenty-eght was n favor of t. Hall agreed to the flght and establshed refuelng bases. And so the start was made n a search for a navgator wth Post gong down to Oklahoma one day wth Harold Gatty, a navgator from Los Angeles. Hall ddn't know who Gatty was, but sad: "f Wley wants hm, all rght." The navgator was born at Campbelltown, Tasmana, January 5, 903. At thrteen he entered the Jervs bay naval school, the royal Australan school whch corresponds to the Unted States Naval academy. For four years Gatty studed navgaton. He learned the ntrcate chartng of the South seas. He served four years as a merchant marne navgator, then went aboard a prvate yacht as a navgator. Was Posted -S By RUBY DOUGLAS "An ndana baby was so small at brth that t has been cradled snce n a cgar box." We'll try to belve ths ; story up to the pont where they bun- de the lttle chap n a cellophane : wrapper. la avenue. Ms. H. S. Fragasse, of HllsdaEe Manor, wdow of the late Henry S. mmoncl Mullen, of Conkln avenue, Fragasse, wth hex- four-year-old twns,: resumed hs busness actvtes on Mon- a boy and a grl, left Hllsdale on Wed-; ca> afte tv.o weeks at Camp Lauder- ssday, to make ther future home! at Stockholm. ' ' wth her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. JBceono, cf Caflstadt.! - J a-.d Mrs. J. Past and famly, of -ls^ale Manor, have returned home,; E-ls^ale Manor, have returned home,; Mrs.. Gersten and daughters Ger-; alter s sldng a month at Madson, t uce and CarcSyn, of Orchard, street, \ Conn.'" " - lave Tetumsd after a soourn at Edge-J _ tmee, L. L. Mss Carolyn, left on Tuss- M. SB 3 ll's, ) WaSsh, of Conkln day for a stay n the CatskU Moun- avems ae expected home ths week-! tans wth several frends. en ater a vacaton at Laurence Har- ;s H Dremng, o Brooklyn, hss J Fas The corner stors, owned by Marsala, on Broadway and Hllsdale avenue, s ;.25 under extensve alteratons, and wll toe Two Mllon Brtsh People Take Up Hkng London. -Hkers n England now number more than 2,000,000, accordng to a recent estmate by J. E. Walsh, fcdtor o the Hker and Camper. The steady ncrease n the number of hkers s seen by Walsh as a revolt aganst modern* ndustral condtons, the workers fleen? to the country durng the week-end to escape the nose of the cty. The popularty of hkng, t s sad, also has brought a better understand- ng between tbe vllager and the cty ' worker. Four hundred dfferent knds of fleas are known to scence, says an n- formaton note, and when we see how : busy the acquantance wth nst one knd keeps old Rover, we don't wonder that scence s so actve. owa Hen Comes nto Ktchen to Lay Her Eggs Manchester, owa. Eml Wendlng, Jr.-; has traned a whte Leghorn hen to come nto the ktchen to lay her eggs. She knocks on the door by flappng her wngs vgorously, struts to an old coat n a corner, placed there as a nest, lays an egg, and departs. n two months the hen has lad 50 eggs n the coat. t s a weght off the mnd of the brdegroom, says a household col- umnst, when he fnds out that hs brde can cook. Yes, ndeed, t s, f the weght sn't transferred elsewhere after she begns dong t. Ms.tm- t the horns of her son -emodeled as an up-to-date drug store,? d xoo r..fe. Mr. and Mrs. H. Dren- to be opened for busness by Mr. Tudh- > JE- o Cen'-db avenue, for a few days. band, about the frst weak n Septem- "Sardnes packed by a Pacfc coast fshery are. now stood up n tal cans, nstead of lad n the old flat type." n other words, nstead of beng paefced n lke sardnes, they are now packed n lke passengers on a street car. ber. and dauslte's Mary : - " ^q fv, cf Hllsdale Manor, \ Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Herbert, cf Cen-! TO= a;afa "after a month's vaca-tras avenue, are the proud 'grandpa-! - 'M sn. rents of a baby granddaughter, born ] Sunday mornng to Mr. and Mrs. Henry. ~_ -r "r. G. Hourtoule and fam- Herbert, of Bloomfeld, formerly of L "" a'lagton svenue, have re-/town. " a-"d?::er!a month's vacaton at * Fent Flsrssnt and son Vctor, Wllam Stahl and Mrs. { M.-s. C. Plukkett and son Clarles, G. Kaltenbach, all cf the Bronx, were! M-, and Mrs. C. Stahl, Mrs." H. Wtt! "Wasu lgfon, recently enoyed! guests on Tuesday at the home of Mr. o wth frends and rel-acd Mrs. W. Broekmeyer, of Hllsdale(-* at.ms n Danfury, Conn. 'Manor. Auto Shoves Sleeper Out of Hs Own Home Washougal, Wash. Gns Heater was rudely awakened at mldnglt when John LaChance's automoble skudea on a curve, plunged through. Gus' two-room shack and shoved Heater and hs bed out through a rear wall. No one was nured. Mountan clmbng to establsh a record doubtless has ts exhlaratons, but t must lose a lot of thrll for the man who reaches the top of a peak to see a plane "soarng saucy overhead. Brakes on Rals Stop Trans n Mlan Staton Mlan, taly. Brakes attached to the rals nstead of to the undercarrage of the cars have been nstalled at the termnals of the twenty-four ralroad lnes enterng the new Mlan staton. A tran of fourteen coaches travelng at S mles an hour was stopped wthn ten yards durng- tests. * Some glazed terra-cotta busness records 3,500 years old have been dug up by archeologsts n Mesopotama. When decphered they wll : probably reveal that the busness men were ar losng money, hut condtons were fundamentally sound. Boxer Knocks Out a Fleeng Band't Berln. A would-be pay rol bandt, who took $275 from a grl casher of a suburban aundry as she came from a bank. made ust one mstake. n hs fglt he tred to make hs getaway across an athletc feld where a group of amateur ho:-:- ors were workng out. The boxers heard the gn's cres. One cf them knocked the bandt out and turned hm over TO tne polce. ' ((cl by McClurG Newspau^r Syndcate (WXU Servce. J OY PERCE sat on the arm of the bg stuffed char n whch her mother was darnng the famly stockngs. "t's lke ths, Murame" falng nto the o'.o name she was wont to usewhen she had somethng consjentfll to mpart to her parent " am gon^ to take charge of the nfcrmatn of-, lce of a real estate concern.", Her mother gasped. "My oce s n the cutest lttle trck of a house you ever behold. [{ s no bgger than a :::nute and las wndow boxes full of nowe-f, a flagstone pat:) and unatre garden, casements wth roses clamberns about oh, you couldn't want a sweeter pl:>-ee n whch to work. And all have to do s to be there at that darlng desk and look pretty anl answer all the questons for all the folks who drve up to ask about Hgh Farms property." "But that's ust t what do you Know about t?" nterrupted her mother. " can learn. They tell me look the part and am quck and ntellgent and have personalty. So got the ob! start on Saturday anl feel sure that shall tll the bll. sn't t. grand, Mtmme? And me ust out of school and warnng to earn enough to strf to college n the fall? t's Provdence, call t."! The days untl Saturday passed so uckly for Joy that she soon found herself puttng on her fresest green! frock after an unusually careful tolet on the fateful mornng of her frst step nto the busness world. Mr. Carstars, senor member of the development frm that had employed her, was watng outsde the lttle offce when she arrved. He greeted her n a busnesslke manner but wth frendlness and apparent approval of her charmng appearance. He took ber nsde, nstructed her as to locatons of lots lad out on the map, roads, and other detals that she mght fnd useful when anyone culled to make dfferent nqures about property.. After he had gone, Joy bused herself pullng off the dead blossoms from the flowers about the dmnutve cottage. n a few moments she felt -at home and was sure that she was n perfect harmony wfth the envronment. Hgh Farms development was an attractve settlement and had been well advertsed. Therefore, Joy dd not wat very long before she found herself busy drectng nterested persons to ths part or that of the secton. _ One mornng an energetc lttle gray-and-blue roadster drven by a hatless young man drew up wth a! dash before the nformaton offce.. Wth an alert movement of an athletc youth, the drver ran up the tnrf steps to the doorway where he stood lootng at Joy. '-. ' "Could you gve some nformaton about ths land?" he asked. "Why yes. Come n," sad.to?. "Are tere any restrctons that s must one buld mmedately upon any property one mght buy!" he began, a trfle awkwardly, as f. perhaps, le had not qute formulated v.at le wanted to say. "There are restrctons hut, f.von buy n good fath, you need not lull mmedately. But you may nut sell." "Oh no no," hastened the answer from the vstor's lps. " that s. f mght want a small lot hack there n the woodsey part of the development but well. could not buld for ; couple of years." "That would be all rght. 'm sure. Would you lke me to get a salesman to go wth you to see some lots?" asked Jny. "Oh, no. No, ndeed. Haven't yon a map couh! look at?" Joy went wth hm to the sde wall where the bg map of the property hung. They searched te unsold sectons and fnally the young man decded that a lttle corner plot vth a strp of whte brch trees along the sde was exactly what he wanted. "Wouldn't yon lke to see t?" uskel Joy, amazed. "No nol now," he assured her. And then he dd an ustonlsbns thng. He gave Joy hs card :ml wrote a check to nay a depost «n tn* lot untl the proper papers could f>«ssued. Joy w-as qute overcome. ;m when he had ;oe she stood nlternaely lookng down Cedar Swamp,-n:;] after hm and studyng hs name on the card she held. n rlue lme the lot was properly sold to Robert J. Seflou and ;ll papers executed to hs emre satsfacton. t seemed that he had two more years n law school and then well, no one seemed to Know what he ntended to do at the. em) of t!.',-t tme..rtle by llffle durng tha wonderful summer and nler, whle snva.v at college, Joy began tu learn o the ntentons of tle. frst person she hadever transacted busness wth. He had seen her on several occasons as le- '.!.'Kl passed He cottage and hart tvetvel tha she was the grl tlat fa_fe ha ( chusen for hm. Therefore, he f~' tmught a lot, made defnte plans for the future antl determner] to carry them out, employng patence and understandng. "But Bob," Joy was sayng to hm more than two years after they had met, "are you sure am the grl;" "Ask the nformaton offce n your heart, Joy," he sad. "t knows, even as flo."

8 P.CE EGHT HELLSBAE HERALD PAGE EGHT to Extendng Mans to Schoolhouse Fals To Materalze. AGAN DSCUSS proceedngs; and then the hedge may Educaton, and S pad-of.of the be cut dcwn. Sace of two outstandng notes. As there s a second hedge nsde'of! The buldng permt ssued tras for the cuter one that would stll obstruct a poultry house for J. W. E. Clarke, to the vew of automoblsts approachng cost ths corner, there seemed to be nothng All of the Counelmen were present that the Councl can do about the]except Mr. Forbes. The Councl ad- matter. curned after o'co'ck, to meet agan Mrs. M. Sabno had prepared a re- next Monday evenng. tla! vsd bll coverng the loss of her chck- ~ sns klled by dogs, and ths was ac-. _, ^. *-,.«.. ~, cepted and the clam of $5 ordered "BARREL O' FUN"' AT - A resoluton was ntroduced to lmt VKAlNAUA. nea SX, the future lablty cf the Borough n ca-gs of =tray doss destroyng chckens Patrons at fcne Granada Theatre, HFnrP-and rabbts Ths sets a maxmum Pearl Rver, on Frday evenng enoyed rr-.^vc lm. t Qf $L5-0 fqr acll fowl> and $ for a "barrel o' fun," furnshed by Murray!eaeh tame rabbt klled. n the case of -mngstone, old tme promoter of spe- ' very young stock t s left to the ds- calty numbers. But t Seems Nothng Can Becreton of the CouncSmen what the! Mr. Lvngstone had a large barrel valuaton shall be. The members all' on the stage and had a chld draw Done About Obstructon 'agreed to ths. frcm a box of coupon tckets. Those n of Vew. The Borough Clerk was nstructed to! tle audence wth tckets bearng the '.notfy Park Rdge authortes that the (-.correspondng number to the one Borough of Woodclrl Lake clams no drawn were nvted onto the stage to nterest n the contract between Park draw a prze from the barrel. Extenson cf water mans through a Rdge and the Kordula Realty Co., regardng use of water by the latter 28-pece set of Roger's slverware, a 23- Among the przes dstrbuted were a consderable porton of WoodclH Lake Ecrough has been approved and work wll be begun on ther nstallaton ust concern. psce set of chnaware, an electrc z~. scan as the formaltes connected As the fall huntng season s ar- clock, electrc toaster, a rado lamp and wth selectng a contractor to do the preachng, t was consdered advsable a set of cutbery. Mr...Lvngstone nto have a sutable ordnance enacted to terspersed the drawng wth a few vvc.-k have been attended to. The promsee, ooposton to extendng the, cover, t.. Messrs., Forbes, Tce, Hub- comc noveltes that kept the audence water lno 'from Pascack Road to the bar<3. and McEntegart were apponted -! g d rumar ' fun" s a feature whch tchoolhouss faled to materalze, and to draft the necessary nformaton for. not a sngle note of protest was rased an ordnance. s to be staged at the Granada Theatre when the Borough Councl on Monday The Road Commttee was nstructed each Frday evenng. Przes smlar to evenng.lad the matte? open and asked to consult resdents of Evergreen street those already gven, wll be drawn for obectors to speak f they had anythng and acquant them wth what wll be each week. Every patron attendng on to say. The Councl's vote was unanmcus for the nstallaton of the addaccepted, after whch the Borough wll mt F t0 receve a prze, as each necessary n order to have the street prday evenng has an equal opportu- custo- tons to the present system. Besdes the lne on Woodclff avenue, the ppes wll be lad on Hose avenue, Farvew avenue, and on two sectons of Glen Head, but the latter do not connect "wth each other. There was also no obecton when Mayor Psh asked f there was any opposton to an amendment to the zonng ordnance. R. F. Berryman asked for nformaton, but seemed satsfed wth the explanaton of a pont at ctus. Tha Councl was also unanmous about the enactment of ths ordnance. The hedge at the corner of Glen and Weremus Roads had another nnngs. Attorney DeTurck sent the nformaton that..f the dsputed obstructon s on rhe roadway, t may be cut down, f t s on prvate property nothng can be clone about t. He added that a way be wllne to make ts a publc thor- m e r recelv es a specal coupon tcket on oughfare. enterng the theatre. A resdent of Lncoln avenue las asked to be permtted to connect wth the Woodclff Lake water mans, though he lves on the Hllsdale sde of COMMTTEES ths dvdng street. The Water Commttee was nstructed to consult Hllsdale axthortes as to ther feelng n OF SAFETY ths matter. The Clerk was also nstructed to learn from the Borough Attorney f t wll be permssble for By JOS. FREDERCK BRATT HllEdale to connect ts fre apparatus wth Woodelff Lake hydrants f there. On June 25, 774, the Freeholders and s no water supply of ts own avalable nhabtants of Bergen County held a at ;he tme of a fre; rand f a queston meetng at the Court House n Hacks nvolved where the 'Hackensack Wa-)ensack : at whch meetng Peter Zabrster Co. has a franchse n an adonng! ke presded. The theme under dsmuncpalty, where water mans have cusson was the Brtsh oppresson of not been extended to make fre protec- the colones, partcularly n the proton or domestc supply avalable. Hackensack Water Co. wll be notcut cf fr.3 dffculty would be to acqure l fed that f t; does not wthn.fve days 'n the necessary ground by condsmnatcn WESTWCCD, NEW JERSEV SATURDAY AUGUST 5 5 BG ACTS VAUDEVLLE and ELSSA LAND - "ALWAYS DBYE" wth LEWS STONE Vanshlng Legon, No. 3 NEWS NOVELTY SUNDAY and MONDAY AUGUST 6 and 7 WARNER OLAND n SMTH and DALE STEAMSHP MALARA Danger sland, No. 3 NEWS COMEDY TUES. and WED. AUGUST 8 and 9 BEBE DANELS MALTESE RCARDO CORTEZ Comedy, News, Noveltes THURS. and FR. AUGUST 20 and 2 KAY FRANCS PAUL LUKAS n VCE SQUAD REVVAL OF BROADWAY MELODY NEWS vnee of Massachusetts Bay. At ths meetng a resoluton was adopted rectng that those assembled were "deeply affected wth the calamtous condton of the nhabtants of Boston, n the Provnce of Massachus- put Mll street n good condton the Bcrough wll have the work done at the Company's expense. Henry Teman asked that somethng etts. _ Bay,,. n consequence,.,,,. of the _.*. late act be done to prevent fshermen and oth- cf Parlament for blockng up the Port srs from depostng refuse at the lake- of Boston," and as an expresson o d M-. McEntegart offered to co- ter atttude passed a resoluton by operate rtrtse" polce" to" stop" ths! the ter P s of whch they expressed t T, nusance. ; S5rra as "ther greatest happness to lve under the government of the llustrous Arthur Sanderson presented a bll for $0, whch he clamed was due hmhouse of Hanover," and that they for servces as a wtness n the recent would bear true and fathful allegance case of the Borough vs. Berryman. He to Hs Maesty. was told to take the matter up wth Ths resoluton further rected: the attorney who subpoenaed hm. "That we conceve t to be, our ndubtable prvlege to be taxed only by our Messrs. Bowman and Lps have been assessed for the wrong frontage 4n the consent, gven by ourselves or by our layng of gas mans, due to a mstake, representatves; ancj that we consder n the pont at -whch the company's the acts of Parlament declaratve of engneers began ther measurement. ther rght to mpose nternal taxes on The matter wltt be taken up wth the the subects of Amerca as manfest Publc Servce Gas Co. encroachments of our: natonal rghts The Clerk reported recevng *,J>*..JO.,_ 2 ggt an(.- prvleges, -.. as Brtsh, ,...,.,. subects... for fees from Rcckland Transt Cor-^* ^e ^ ^artoly unte wth, ths poraton, $2 for Recorder's fees, $30 for colon y m choosng delegatesrto attend dog lcenses, $2 from dogs mpounded, at a general congress from the several $5 f from the Buldng nspector. p : P^vmces OJ Amerca m order to con- The surrent expenses were $ * 0? ««* determne some effectual n addton there was a bll of G. C. method to be pursued for obtanng a Bennett for contract work done on repeal of the sad acts of Parlament." Lncoln avenue, $2250 for the Board of The resoluton concluded: "And we do adopt Tseuns Day, John Demarest, Peter Zabrlske, Cornelus Tan "Vorst DON'T FORGET TO and John Zabrske, Jr., Esqs., to be a commttee for correspondng wth the DANCE AT commttees of the other Countes n ths provnce and partcularly to me; LEN'S GROVE wth other County commttees at New WTH 6-PECE ORCHESTRA Every Fraay and Saturday Nght l OLD TAPPAN, N. J. ZOE5OX HRANAD A V- THEATRE l\ PEARL RVER Tel. Pearl Rver 962 Matnees Wed., Sat., Sun., 2 P. M. Every Nght 7 and S P. M. SAT., AUG. 5 ONE DAY ONLY ROBERT WOOLSEY n * 2 "Everythng's Rose" Also Mckey Magre Comedy and J Ep. "Heroes of the Flames" O SUN., MON., AUG. 6 and 7 THE GOOD BAD GRL' wth MAE CLARKE JAMES HAH,, MARE PSEVOST Pathe News and Comedes TUES., WED., AUG. 8 and 9 DOUBLE FEATURES "JAWS OF HELL" starrng Cyrl MacLaglen "Once a Gentleman" wth Ed. E. Horton, Los Wlson THURS., FB., AUG. 20 and2 2 BG FEATURES 2 "THE OFFCE WFE" Dorothy Mackall, Lews Stone "ST TGHT" y th l ll Brunswck or such other places as shall be agreed upon, n order to elect dele- f gates to attend the general congress of delegates of the Amercan colones for the purpose aforesad." t s sad that three hundred twentyeght ctzens of the County sgned ths resoluton, and under the leadershp of 0 John Fell, of Paramus, as Charman, a Commttee of Safety was organzed. There appears to be no complete recor cf the operatons of ths commttee, at least, not before the Sprng of 776. nm. Upon readng the letter, General S " wth Wnne Lghtner, Joe Brown 2 Robertson handed t to the Judge and ^BARREL O' FUN,' FR. NTTE B sad: "My dd frend, John Fell, you Beautful Secretary to be gven to holder of Lucky Coupon Comr.K Smart Money Nght Nnrse Broad Mnded Maltese Falcon CREATE AND PROTECT YOUR ESTATE WTH. ; LFE NSURANCE AUBREY E. GREEN NEW YORK LFE Westwood Trust Bdg, Westwood, N. J. We learn from the mnutes of the Councl of Safety that Mr. Fell resded at Paramns; that he was a devoted patrot, and was well acquanted wth the Tory Col. Van Buskrk before the latter's defecton from the Amercan cause, and that n 777, Judge Fell -was arrested at hs home and taken to Fauls Hook, as a prsoner, where Col. Vas Buskrk recognzed hm and sad: "Tmes are altered snce we last met." "So perceve," coolly repled Judge 3 Pell, lookng at the Colonel's unform. " "Well, you are a prsoner and gong over to New _York, where you wll be presented to General Robertson, wth whom have the honer to be acquant- ed. wll gve you a letter of ntroducton," sad the Colonel. Judge Fell thanked hm and accepted the letter whch he afterwards presented to General Robertson. t so happened that the Judge and General Robertson had been frends at Pensacola, after the old French War n 763. The purport of Van Buskrk's letter cf ntroducton was that "John JFell was a notorous rebel and rascal,"! and advsed that due care be taken of.nust be a very altered man and a very great rascal ndeed f you equal ths Col. Van Buskrk." Notwthstandng, however, ths ex- :! presson of frendshp, t appears that Fell was treated wth such : severty, that the Councl cf Safety of New Jersey on November 7, 777, ordered that- James Parker and Walter Rutherford be confned n the-al at Morrstown untl Fell and Wynant Van Zant should be dscharged or released from confnement n New York.. -'te H;:!l:er ( r'a-s pw «!-pra l!:;cu^!out te Unted K;::tyg h:>.s b;en :]o*o t!un do'.:h!o:l f! t'y fst (l c;(le. ' '<:: mcry only seofrfo of 'rretl owne:l clocks, whle trany tlere s practcally a eh'u for every room, even n moderate!om?: Great ssue Provoked Passoss of Statesman Tha startlng deearaton ot; Bob Toobs, of Georga, that he proposed, to call the roll'of--hs slaves from the bass of Banker "Hll, monument ths n derson of the Massachusetts representatves who were fghtng the slavery, vras made n congress when the slavery queston was ncdentally rased n the dscusson of a measure to purchase. Cuba, wrtes J'.- H. Galbrath, Oho hstoran. t was on February 25, S59, and Gen.. B. Sher- vrofl, who tola the story, sad t was the occason o hs frst vst to Washngton. He was n the senate that nght and heard tle sensatonal debate. Over tle thrllng memores cf four years later a te Cvl war the memory of what he saw that nght stood out clear and fresh to bs last days. Toom'us. supported the purchase bll and made a vcous attack on Senator Seward, wlo opposed t. Senator Benamn sad that unless -the purchase was made, Span would free her colored slaves and. tltere would be no tropcal fruts, as these could be rased only by slave labor. Seward moved to tack on the homestead bll as an amendment. That roused Toombs to anger. That "land for the landless" argument was a scheme of" the demagogues. " despse a demagogue," he sad, "bnt despse stll more those who are drven by demagogues." Detrot News. Medeval Dshes That Called for Condments An mportant reason for the apparent vast thrst of the Englsh of medeval tmes, Wllam Edward Mead explans, n hs volume, "The Englsh Medeval Feast," s found n the dshes common to ther tables, wheren condments and spces played a maor part Loaded wth pepper, cubebs, mace, saffron, cloves, gnger, cnnamon, nutmeg, galngale, cummn, lcorce, anseed, and other tart ngredents, tney were prone to nspre the consumer to frequent draughts from the ale keg or beer mug. Here agan the element of necessty entered. For, the author ponts out, fashon bad n realty lttle to do wth the extensve use of these elements. Oar ancestors, he remnds us, had not yet begun to breed beasts and poultry for the table, except that the value of the capon was remembered from former days. Mutton was apt to be strngy, beef tough; and men made use of food from sources that today woud be avoded wth a shudder. n the hope, then, of securng an ad to dgeston, as well as to dsguse the exact nature of many "dshes, the spce box came frecuently to hand as the coot' worked. For natural crudeness crted aloud for mtgaton, even at the feasts where tngs ate: crowned and /bshops dned n cope and mter. Agreed at Last "Sam, where lave you been?'* "No place ust marred." : "Tlas good." "Not so good. 'se stepdad to nne kds." "Thas bad." ' "Not so bad. She's got plenty of money." "Thas good." "Not so good held on t tght." "Thas bad." "Not so bad owns a bg house." "Thas good." "Not so good t burnt down last nght." "Thas bad." "Tan't so bad. Sbe burned wth t." "Thas good." ""Xes, thas good." Backgammon n 3000 B. C. The Unversty of Pennsylvana museum has what s regarded as one of the oldest dce n the world. The dce, whch s sad to date from about 2750 B. C, was found by Dr. E. A. Spelser n excavatons at Tepe Gawra, Mesopotama. The dce s cubcal n shape and s made of baked clay. The numbers are arranged so that fve opposes four and two opposes three on the cube. The unversty museum has also a backgammon board among ts collectons whch dates from about 3000 B. G. t s beleved probable the dce found at Tepe Gawra may have been one of a par nsed to play backgamtnon. Mustard Mustard has many household uses. Hub some dry mustard on your hands after peelng onons, and then wash n tle usual way. Ton wll fnd that all odor wll be removed. Do the same wth the knfe, although made mustard s better than dry for ths purpose. Place a lttle musln bag contanng some-dry mustard next to fresh beets n tle pantry. t wll keep the beets fresh for days. Mustard freshly made' wll often remove nk stans. Spread thckly, leave for an hour, then sponge olr. Recently attended ;$ move wth my wfe, «;o stood at one sde n tle lobby whle ' bought, the tckets. Beng n a.rcrry and havng qute a lot of change to put n my pocket rushed up ; to- "ray wfe" and, exclamed, "Hare, hon, shake a leg and help me out" :" Hearng a gggle looked and saw: that "my wfe" was a strange woman. Needless to say was n a greater urry than before, Chcago Trbune. CLASSFED ADVERTSNG Lost and Found For Sale LOST Bank book, No. 94, on the-j FOR SALE Chld's voln, $5. Tele- Hllsdale Natonal Bank. Return to phone Park Rdge 329-R. (S3 Luee Mastall, Hllsdale. \ (33-34 Real Estate for Sale or Rent FOB SALE Cow Vale Road. Tel. Scaran^ela, Rver Park Bcge 766-J FOB SALE or FOR RENT 4 Bunga- FOB SALE 3-Pece cnngroom sute; lows, 4 rooms to-7; all mprovements, reasonable prce. Tel. Park Rdge o8. Z-anon Bros., Lncoln Ave.. Wood-- ^ ^. (3-33- clff Late. TeL Park Rdge ^ ^ P O R SA^-^JS Cochn bantams. Ar- ; sthur Engel, South Man Street, Parlc FOR RENT or SALE 8-Room house, Rcge school. Reasonable rent; very easy terms fa: buyers. Call Park Bdge) 7-R. (33-tf Real Estate for Sale large J anks. - Sturm «4--tf }FOR SALE Perfecton 3-burner ol. [hot water neater complete wth fttngs. anc 30-gallon tank, $5. Perfect condton. Telephone Park Kdge, t- FOR SALE Ens corner lot near staton; sutable for busness or resdence, J. C. Storms, Park Rdge. (tf Mscellaneous FOB SALE 8-E.oom house, all m- EXPERT AUTO GNTON and starter repars. Arthur Pysner, Hghvew; Drovements; cheap rent. Scarangela, Rver Vale Road. Tel. Park Rdge Ave. and Berthoud St., Park Rdge J. ( (32-34= FOR SALE New home, a real bargan; ROBERT A. WARD Mason, Con tractor, Concrete Work and Plaster- 6 rooms and tle bath; al modern mprovements; steam heat; near school ng. Hllsdale. Telephone Westwood. and denot. Forest Ave., Montvale. N (43-t J Fred L. Holt, Pearl Rver, N. Y. TeL 276. (32-33 SEVERAL ACRES of land for cultva ton may be had free bv nourn? at FOR SALE Attractve shngled home, the "Local" offce, Park Rdge; "also small plot for garden, n- vllage. (6-tf 8 large rooms, large closets, tled bath and shower, sun parlor; oak floors, DOGS and CATS BOARDED. Week ends or longer. Clean ndvdual quar- chestnut fnsh M. lvngrooms; fre place, steam heat, cty water; shaded, ters. Knd treatment LeMare's Kenpaved street; terras. E. B. Scott, Montvale.. (3-tf Tel. Hackensack nels, opposte Axcola Amusement Park. (22-3ff LAWNMOWERS, hand and power,. For Rent sharpened and repared: old. saws re- \ toothed, sharpened; new, easy-runnng,. thumb and! ments. Gersten. fo 2 _tf fnger only. Ed's Repar Shop, Park! Bdge. Tel. 58. ; (.9-tC. FOR RENT 7-Room house wth bath;. garage; all mprovements. -M. H. Bau-; AA/4 - r. C l r v Q mann. Tel. Park Rdge (32-fcf WUULbtY b FOB RENT-4 Booms a,d bath, a.b! NEWLAUGH FLM' decorated. A. Cncnnat, Oho, and: f mottler and dad h&va ^ ^ dened t>«bob BENT 5-Boom house, al mprovements; $35 per month rent. M-sJ starrn S oraey, "Everythng-s Rose," l wrtes Robert Woolsey, whose frst solo- Lgentna G,na a, HUsdale Manor, ' dscovered t myself,". he contnues, FOB RENT burnshed board, ^o-jdng men preferred. Address K., care "Local" offce, Park Rdge.. (3-33 rooms, wtbj " for them was the days before safety tos were P perfected. There was^a kefc.: m e. ^ V ~ t was those ponted remnders of my exstence, perhaps, that. RENT Apartment of rooms "Wsdom demonstrated at an esasy and bath, all mprovements; central age, a very early age. became a oclocaton. J. C. Storms, Park Rdge. Tel key. Then met : a horse who was 20 or (38tf; even wser than. He was a Kentucky. : derby wnner. He fell on me durng a> FOR RENT 2 Stores and gasolne sta- {race. qut ockeyng. The only thng! ton servce, n Rver Vale; cheap rent..'she beast ddn't break was-my heart ScarangeUa, Rver Vale Road. Tel. "5f then became a bellhop, but lost Park Rdge 7S6-J...-. (33-34,0^* ob- when, after makng more- FOR BENT^Bungalow, 5 rooms and bath «Hot water heat; garage;; $50.per, aw, uu._»« ^, 5"^, ^_^ "Then 'went nto stock. dd two montll Mrs. A. J. Haggns, HUsdale.; bts> and receved that much for t. So Tel. Westwood M. wa-a ss,[ to. the manager: 'f Bopth could. FOR RENT 6 Rooms and bath, all P ll < x can/ He tottd me that the only ; mprovemente; garage; 2 mnutes from "f^ 0 6^?* 6 ^ 5 0 0^ ^d myself depot. J. B. Herng, Montvale. Te s^as everythng. He sad made nrm, g 43 Park Rd<»e (32-tf s! became a cha'acter comen - "-.,_ dan. adopted my characterstc spec-. FOR RENT House and garage, ae m- ; tacles because rpe tomato uce hurt provements; steam heat; convenently nay eyes, and my cgars, because.'oelocated; rent- reasonable. 32 Grove St,:Studo buys them. '.:- Westwood. Tel. Westwood 32 or 20.' "Then got -marred and had to go* (32-tf to work: ganed my most consstent :. followng by the shortest lne have FOR RENT 5-Roon bungalow; 2-car ever read before an audence ' do.' garage; all mprovements; hot water She's stll wfh me." heat;- mmedate occupancy; 3 blocks: Other pctures at the Granada soork from staton; $5;0. J. Hartleb, Hlls- are Mae Clarke n -'-The Good Bad flale.. (33 GM," and Lews Stcne n "Offce:. :. :. Wfe." Wage Earners' Rewards Accordng to estmates made by Anna-Rochester,' the average weekly c-lrongs of some 0,000,000 wage earners are less than S25 a week. Only EXCELLENT PROGRAMS AT PASCACK THEATRE n constructon do average wages rse [ Elssa Land, ravshng new star from, above 930 a week, although wthn ev- ; across the seas, wll be seen at the Fox ery one of tle ndustral groups var- Pascack Theatre ths Saturday, n "Alous sklled trades have ganed through ways Goodbye," wth the old favorte themselves or through organzaton";* Q " man y> many pctures, Lews' Stone, consderably hgher status. The unon! E P scde 3 * "Vanshng Legon," a members who run our trans hula " ewsreel and % velt % complete the LlaulB > lnluu,. -,..,. >!flm program; all ths, of ccurse, n adof frst «ur sk scrapers, rep a r our plumbng, dt0r t to the,, fl flve aete make oar suts and dresses, and others! class vaudevue. a very few groups n sll who wth On Sunday and Monday, "Black; strong organzatons have forced wage Camel," wll be the feature attracton, stales far above the average, nclude ; beng another of the very popular pcamong them possbly an eghth of the tures now current starrng that, suavesteel workers,'even a'smaller number' faoed - fascnatng vllan, Warner of the automoble workers, a consder-! olalld - Smth and Dale n "Steamshp able number of nonunon buldm- Malara," Epsode 3 of "Danger sland," V " UUU,..,,,, tu. uuuuu.,, a newsreel and a comedy round out a trade.-! and elothng trades and the well balanced program, small number of the army of stenog- On Tuesday and Wednesday Bebe raptors and bookkeepers. Washng- Danels h "Maltese Falcon," wll be ton Star. ] shown. Rcardo Cortez plays opposte t-he delghtful dark-hared star n ths Good-Natured Man ' rather unusual flm. Comedy, newss one who may be t.reel and noveltes complete the bll. a Cn gona-natured man. He lves n! ThB.-sday and Frday the man nearby town, and s the dvorced hus- a underworld"lfe feature wll be that. "and"polce^vgsance' smashn 3 tale of bund of a red-headec woman by whom!"vce Squad," wth Kay :Eranes and he had fve chldren* Doe» the fact Paul Lukas n the leadng roles. The that sle has marred anothe make revval pcture, a, Paseack feature hm sere? Not at all 4nd to ep wlcl fcas become very popular wth the clmax of good uatm-edn»ss wth ' tlle ocal tlleatre -gong publc, wll be dog-lke devoton, ths "wod-nntred the famous "Broadway Melody/' Latest, man lves wth ha former wfe and her new husband autl supports the entre famly, both hs own chldren and the other fellow's chldren wthout a whmper and seems to lke t. Ths has been gong on for some years and the famly seems to be a- wholly frendly combnaton. Brockton EnV terprse. New Helcopter Tested Tests of a new form of helleorrter nvented by -Oehmchen, the Frenc' engneer, are sad to have been successful. The trals were made at Velentgney, near Pars. n the:frst test Oelmenen macle R absolutely rerteal flght o 200 feet wth'perfect stablzaton, whch was followed by a perfect descent. newsreel release wll also be shown. - Mal Order Btssners There s no fejont! hvy ^overrn^the ma! order busness axeept-'thatanythng sold tmurh :Ue mal must be as represented.:.other-wse"one s lable to prosecuton'rner'the federal law whch provdes that-'the Unted; States mals s)all not fce used to defraud.. Uncle Ebon ;._.-';. : "Dav's always slsapohtment alcnd.'". sad Uncle Ehen, -fofc de boy whogoes through college frf de epeeta-'"-: ton of earnn' enough'.to ' land h;m ; : n a bafn' ob fol ue of n;s lfe,'" Washngton Star,