The Egyptian, January 06, 1925

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2 SUBSCRBE FOR THE EGYPTAN T8E EOYpT... Read by Four Thousand St'.ldents, Faculty and Frends of the School EGYPTAN Volume V Carbondale, llnos, January 6, 1925 Nt'mber 14 CHRSTMAS PROGRAM NOR,M-AL BASKETBALL NOSES ATHLETC FEE PLAN ADOPT THE LTTLE CLODHOPPER GVEN N CHAPEL OUT CARTERVLLE, 13 TO 11 ED BY COLLEGE HERE The Zetetlc Socety has chosen one The Normal basketball team was Athletcs at the teachers' college of Walter Ben Hare's latest publcalucky to wn by a score from the are due for a boost n stock wth the tons, "The Lttle Clodhopper", to Cartervlle ndependents ast nght as adopton of the compulsory athletc present n ther hall, Jan. 9, ~925. Rtchey tossed a long one from the fund polcy ust announced by the After seeng ths play, f you are The Chrstmas program gven by the "Grls' Glee Club" Frday, December 12, wa8~one of the most enoyabfe affars ever gven by the Musc De partment of the Teachers' College. The program opened wth a processonal "0 Holy Nght." Ths was very mpressve. The sngers dressed n whte, made' ther entrance from the back of the audtorum and separatng nto t,~_ lnes marched down the north and euth asles and onto the Btage sngng all the- tme. The words were dstnctly understood, and the ensemble was excellent. Ths brought generous applanse from the school sde that whskl'd through the hoor management of the school. not already a Zetet, you wll be suldust as the' tnal whstle blew. The Fndng that nterest n athletcs as ous to on us, and you wll be welvstors had led from the begnnng far as the student body n general comed by every member of our large of 'the game when Scott had(put thelq s concerned has lagged mo~e and organzaton. ahead 4-0 by tossng a prettx bas.jrnl more, ths polcy was at length ap Ths play, "The Lttle Clodhopper," and two free throws wthn tle ~ frst proved by Presdent Shryock, who s a very catchy actve comedy wth fve mnutes of play. Durng the early had vewed the proposal and weghed dramatc clmaxes at the end of each part of the fourth quarter the locals t from all angles, the vewpont of act. Judy s a lttle clodhopper from were leadng by one pont, when Hag the student, and athletcs as related the poor-house, s a merry, trustng, ler, the vstng center, dropped n a.to the welfare of the school. But nnocent, mschevous lttle romp. pretty one from tn.. mddle of the wth the compulsory athletc fee pol- Her father deserted her years before, floor, and put them back n front. cy enforced generally n all col- but now s a rch man n a hosptal The frst quarter ended 4 4, the four leges t became apparent that the n Texas. He wrtes to the schemng The next number was extremely ponts for the Normal beng account teachers' college here wth more than Mrs. Chggerson-Boogs (to be propleasng. too. "The New Moon at ed for by lanky Rtchey's shovng n 1,000 students, could not afford to fal nounced wth a hyphen at her re Xmas" arranged for solo wth accom- two counters from close n under the to gve proportonal attenton to ath quest), who was the former matron panment by the club. Mss Mldred basket. The half ended 6 4 n favor letcs. of the poor house, and asked her to Bone handred the Bolo very credt. of Cartervlle. The fee wll be 76 cents a term. locate hs lost chld. Mrs. Boggs, ably. Mss Bone has an exceedngly Tbe vstors were a free shootng Payment of ths fee by all the stu- knowng that Judy s an heress, depleasng soprano voce whch rang aggregaton who.started rght n from dents enttes them to admsson to all termnes to marry her to her son, out tme and cleal'..the club shou~d the toss up takng long loops at the athletc contests and games and n George, a cty dude. The frst act feel honored n havmg among ther basket rom all dstances and angles the long run wll be cheaper than the shows Mss Bean's' boardng house n ranks one wth such a promsng The Maroons were loath to shoot from sngle admsson polcy. Larger num. the country where Judy s assstng voce. The club gave her excellent out n the 11001' and dd not make an hers a;e to oe expected to attend un n the ktchen. Mrs. Boggs arrves to support whch added greatly to the attempt untl after four mnutes of der the new plan. take Judy to the cty. But the chld general effect. play. Throughout the game they were Another mportant polcy n athlet. s wary and knows Mrs. Boggs to be Another pleasng selecton was hp~tant on takng chll.u~er fr'lm? cs wll have bearng on the future a cruel woman and refuses to leave "Sng, Oh: Sng Ths Bles.sed Morn." dstance and not untl the last fve -' of compettve athletcs at the school,. the country. A cty actress, one Chorus Wth a solo by MSS Mldred mnutes when the stuaton was get s contaned n the rulng to be effec. Charman Carter, s n love wth Bone and a duet by Msses Ruby ce lng desperate for them dd they be tve mmedately that no student un. George and follows hm to the counand Besse Bevs.,gn to crack loose from all angles and del' collegp scholastc standng can try. She learns of the plot to marry Other members were "Hark the ther efforts were rewarded. Begn partcpate n competltves athletcs, hm to Judy and falsely accuses Judy Herald Angels Sng," "Englsh Carol nng the thrd perod behnd 6 4. Rt affectng especally baseball, basket. of beng a thef. Mrs. Boggs promng Song" and "Slent Nght" wth or chey soon ted the count, 6 6. Shelby ball and football n the pas.t some ses to not press the charge f the gan?accompanment. kll of these. old about the mddle of the fourth quar of the best men were of ess than lttle clodhopper wll consent to come famlar Xmas Carols were apprec ter dropped n a free ptch and placed college standng. wth her to the cty. Jndy reluctantly ated to the fullest extent, but some Cartervlle one pont ahead, 8 7. Mun The rule must be observed n ac. consents and determnes to prove.' addtonal comment must be gven to cordance wth the rules of the llnos that she s no thef. A dashng, talkthe latter. The sngng of ths beau (Contnued on page 8) Collegate Athletc Assoc!at~n, of atve young book agent, a sentmental tful son'g was nearer perfecton than whch the college here s a member. Mss Juletta Bean, and the country any on the program. f any song V. w.. C. A. Coach McAndrew sad he had not boob, Ocey, GumP, furnsh unlmted ever moved one emotonally, "Slent been nformed that the rule had 'been comedy throughout the play. Nght" surely dfd by reachng every To tbe Y. W. C. A. members and all enforced more than a year, but added Now havng read ths much of the person n the audence. t makes one the new glrls:- the school here would have no t1;ouble story of tbe play, don't you want to fllel the serousness of Xmas. Greetngs- gettng re nstated. come out to see the rest? And ths ~ Last but not least we mllst menton The year 1926 les before us. Let part s nvaluable. Wqo can afford an apprecaton o. f.the splendd Xmas us unte n makng t the most sue TH E O'POSSU M BANQU ET to mss orre of GeOrge's (Clyde Deer. decoratons whch were arranged by cersful year possble for the Y. W. ng) lessons n knttng or dancng? the socal commttee. Also, Who. wa"s,~. A. The members of the Zoology class Carl Smth, as Septmus, proves hs Sant.a Claus? We surely apprecated We want each and every grl to gave a o'possum banquet Thursday unlmted ablty as a book agent unhs XJhas greetngs. come to our meetngs held each Tues nght, December 4th. Ths has been tl Ocey Gump, Kay Wbte, entces Ths type of program s somethng day evenng' 'n Zetetc Hall at 6: 30. an annnal affar ever snce Mr. Gl bm to go to a party. at whch Sept! new for S.. N. U. and the school as We not only want you to come to bert, a former faculty member, came mus beleves he would be the shnng a whole hopes that t may become a the meetngs, but we want you to be- to the Normal. Of course, no banquet lght. yearly event. come an actve worker. Let us know s complete wthout plenty of eats Other members of the cast are: FACULTY MEMBE.R HONORED what you are nterested n. Watch the bulletn boards n entrance to the Audtorum and At a meetng of the Daughters of front of the Man buldng for the Amercan Revolnton held last nouncements of programs for month, Mss Elzabeth C. Hckson meetngs. was elected Regent of the Logan Let's go! Full speed ahead! Chapter of the Carbondale D. A. R. THE P:RESDENT. and what we mean to tell you. we the sure had them.. n The toastmstress was Margaret an- Fndley and the toasts' were gven by our the followng persons: Byron Allee. Kenneth Hnes, Kate Sturms and Mss SteagalL There were seventy 'fve present. Mrs. Chggersou Boogs.. Mrs. Gertrude Dodds Mss Julette Bean Kate Sturm Charman Carter Mldred Bone Judy Ethel Croessmann Harley Hammock mnus Ruth Rchmond eonals-"lonesomeness."

3 sad P:lge Two THE EGYPTAN THE SOCRATC Y. M. C. A. STAG SOCAL THE VALUE OF WORK 'your meals; t lends soldty to your lterary SOCETY slumbers; t gves you perfect and The Socratc socety welcomes back 'Last Tuesday nght, at 7 o'clock,' Remember, my son, you have to grateful apprecaton of a holday. to ts hall all ts old members and about ffty men, representng the fll, work! Whether you handle a pck There are young men today who new members who wsh to on. est type of manhood on OUr campus. or a pen, a wheelbarrow or a set of do not work, but the world s not Course the old members wll not gathpred 'n 'the "gym" to enoy the books, dg dtches or edt a paper'lpro~d of them. t. do~s not know leave our ranks, but wll come back rng an aucton bell or wrte funny ther names.even; t Smply speaks stronger than ever wth the same old usual good tme that the college Y. thngs, you must work. f you look Of them as "old So and So's boys." sprt characterstc of a Socrat. To M. C. A. offers at ther stag socals. around you wll see the men who are Nobody ke~ them; the great busy the old students of the school, who The hour was spent n playng games the most able to lve the' rest of ther world doesn t know tha~ they are have not oned one at' the other of and performng stunts of varous lves wthqut work are the men who here. the socetes, we entreat you to on knas and we must say that some of work the hardest. So, fnd out what you want to be our ranks. To the new students,. here Don't be afrad of kllng yourself. and do, and take off your coat and for.the frst tme, we greet you wth the partcpants were very well skll wth overwork. t s beyond your [make a dust n the world. The buser outstretched arms, and we can feel ed n ther partcular felds of actv power to do that on the sunny sde you are, the less harm you wll be safe n sayng that you wll feel at tes. Tho refreshments were then of thrty. They de sometmes, but t apt to get nto; the sweeter. wll be home as one of U. served by the scrmmage sy~tem. The s because they qut work at 6: 00 p. YOllr sleep; the brghter and happer The Srcratc Lterary Socety, one evenng fun was brought to a close m. and don't get home untl 2: 00 a.1 your holdays; a~d the better sats of the largest organzatons on the by a short talk from D. Ransom Sher m. 't s these ntervals that kll, my ted the world Wll be Wth you, campus, and made up of students retz, an"'" old "Y" man, and a few son. fron all the classes, ncludng many words from the preedent. Every \one The work gves you an appette for Patronze 'Egyptan Advertsers. of the leadng students of the school, present had a bg tme a~ were cpn s an organzaton that you can not vncp.d that the Y. M. C. A. \does"f'eal.. >.-"---,--,-.-.-,--.--, ,----~.:. afford to 'fal to' bn. The socety y mean a lot to them n th;;l' 'school affords much, whch you could not lfe. Fellows, you probably wll not, possbly fet n your class work, such realze now what vour close contact ( as an o~rtunty to appear before wth ths organzaton means to you, ' a.n andence n order to develop your but sooner or later you must. You, self confdence, t gves you an op come here, most of you, from homes portunty to take part n affars, where you have had the rght knd of! whch wll be of practcal benellt to tranng and f you don't get n wth you n after years, bnt most of all, us you are the loser and your losng ' here s where most of your frendshp: means much to you. Some one has s formed. n later years when you ' that "We are a part of all we look back, one thng most of all you meet." ndeed ths s true. Then wll remember wll be your school you can very easly see that we come day" n connecton wth the Socratc here and.fall under the nfluence of! Lterary Socety. e\ther good or Qad. Surely the Y. M.! You can not do hetter than to on C. A. wth ts Ch'rstan Obectve s 4 l; -l J;@l~C.'.;,.t the Socratc Socety-for you are. far the best and the one you shott~.. more than welcome and we wsh to support, so let us ask ths one ques Bee you out and be one of ns. ton, "WLL YOU PLEASE SUP =---c~, PRESDENT. PORT US?".:...-<..~. SPALDNG~S ATHLETC GOODS ~.W. DLL CO. 'HCO"PO"A1:D r----~ l t SUTS Cleaned and Pressed 1 $1.00 t,,!. Phone 372 "'..._..._ ,,-----, _-"-- -,,_..:. l, r 1,,

4 .:.~_~~'-.:l_o_n.-.a_a_n.. ~'M -, ---'/'-_. POULTRY SHOW FNE SUCCESS The las,t week of the Fall term at the Southern llnos State Normal was teatured, by, a combned poultry and corn show. The corn show was a grand affar. The poultry show n connecton wth,t was the culmnaton,of the sh,ow,>, of Southern llnos and contaned the.. cream of all the former ones held n,ths regon, that s t was a ~weepstakes show. t' s worth a bt of our attenton. Poultry s now not a matter of the farm wfe'~. pn money bnt has reached the pont when t has become a bllon dollar ndustry, and representng almost the only a,rtcle on the farm' whch s showng a p,oft. Ths s a reason why ths school s a'dng T R.E, E G,y P..T A N' Page Three ndulge our love of beauty. We su1'- they certanly do beautfully n a fl- Barred Plymouth Rocks. t s8.ems too round t wth fne,trees" aud beaut- nancal way for those who care for bad that the female of the speces s ful shruba. We sow at,d care for the them. the ollly one to thrqw the 'bars' makfnest grasses and plant and cuttf.-ate fowers to o,nament,\t~ e~,teror. The Only two pens and a few scatterng nterors we pant a~d decor,ate.. n. sngles of the grand old bl;/led of th\l (~ontnuec\, On Page 6) every way we can,,afford, so wl).y may we not ndulge our love, of the beautful n our domestc anmals,.especally our poultry,,whch so readly re Room and boa,rd at,trobaugh:$, a~3 W.Ha:rwood Ave.. spo~ds to our efforts.'. ' The frst nstance,of t.hs to' whch your attenton s called s to the danty Sllbrlght Bantams whch grace the Junor Asles. They.are probably the fnest work of the breeders' art. The f~rst house south of tpe C;1mpus o~ the hard road. Room and board 8 dollars per w~ek.,e.qoms for lght housekeepng $2.50 per week;. Meals, S5e.,...._~_c: a_n_d_~_d -, ~-(. Thrty years of panstakng effort was requ;:ed, for ts consummaton. Yet ther beauty s well worth all the effort and t wll be the,del&.ll;! DE LU~E BARBER SHOP 'Qf n ts de~-elopment. All development generatons to come. The~are v~"ll. along any lne has -come through the able too, layng many eggs l\nd/of a Vst the De Luxe Barber Shop unted efforts of those nterested n n,ge sze for the Weght of the fowl. We apprecate Student Patronage the work f~d the comparson of the Hosptals desre eggs from these -Lades har bobbng a specalty results o'f ~er efforts. Ths a poul- brds as they sut the sck so well. try show permts. ~ They furnsh not only pleasure to Across From Carbondale Nat'l. Bank. ther breeders but proft as well. _o_c_ Shows, the unted efforts of breed- ers,. have change-d the old farm~yard Probably the next fowl to ~ttract.. ~&~..:::::;;:~===:_=::=:=:_~_=,:_~,:_~a_=,:_~,:_:::o_=.:_:,:_:::,:_~,:_;:=:.;;:-::t, fowl that 'lad only when the cock. your attenton for beauty was the crowed, to the present hghly develop-,snowy Whte Wyandotte, the brd of ed egg machne that has produced al- curves whose, graceful lnes ft and most an egg a day the entre,year, adorn the coop. They are valuable We have records of as hgh as 340 also and are among the hghest layeggs n a year..ers n all contests. Besde they SUBSCRBE FOR me EGYPTAN dress When we buld OUr homes we go to well and offer a plump, yellow caras great an expe~se as we dare to ca~s. Beauty s.as beauty does. and ; ~~-~-----_gljl"'llm;! Jewelry, Damonds and Watches. ' ~ ~~ O_J_a_~".)_~~~_~-c-~. C. Watch Jnspector Optometrst! 0...,,_ _ _ _ :, EXDE: BATTERY SERVCE 8 Hour Rechargng - ~ 10RGAN AND CO. GRO. Trade at Morgan's and always get Servce and Qualty 115--Phones ~ '!:.,~ ~ ~-~ ~ g -' "--' ~----.-' ~ \ --.1' We are glad to have you.}'lth us agan and as usual, are read, to accommodate you n any way possble. KRYSHER STORE CO. East Sde Square SPEAR & KRYSHER 1 Men's' Dress Shoes or Oxfords, lght tan..., $6.00 Men's soft toe Shoes ~.. $4.50 Men's Dress Sox... '... 15e, 20e, 25e Women's Slk Hose.., e, $LOO, $1.50, 302 South llnos Avenue "' :-Men's Dress Caps' :... $1;25, $1.50, $ '.:...,... _~~~~~~~..... ~~_~~~.: <-~-n-o-~~-c_n-~-~~~.:. ",

5 Page Four T"'E. EGYPTAN THE EGYPTAN Rule 5. f a good sbot s made by EPSLON BETA NEWS ether team, gve them credt for t, show school sprt, but do not be only The Chrstmas holdays were celebrated Frday by a bg Chrstmas one-sded. Rule 6. When the game s over tell party at whch. old Sant Nck presded and gave every grt a present. Sat the team you enoyed the game. They llnps are playug for you and should be rec urday mornng, after a whole nght Clharter College Presg Member ognzed as thu representatves of the of revelry, each grl left for her respectve bome. Assoc,atlpn. school ,--:::-c:--:----:---::---:---;-:-;--::;;-:-;:-: Above all, be a good sport, aud gve Tuesday after Xmas found all the Publshed every week durng the Collegate year by the students of the cr"dt to those who deserve t. Gve grls ramhlng around the campus, Southern flnos State Unversty, Carbondale, llnos. gettlll':!\rades, regsterng and the the vstng team a chance to take back a good mpresson of our school. Enter-ed a8 second class matter at the Carbondale Post Offce under Athletcs are tbe best advertsements the act of March 3, a school has..~t's advertse. Offce Man Buldng, Room ~~-----'~ EGYPTAN STAFF EGYPTAN BOA OS \ Edtor'tn-chef Busness Manage. / Howard S. W,alker '22 Carl Smth '24 (A:ssocate Edtors Kate Sturm '2L 'Thelma Hartwell '25 Adv. Managers- Humor Edtors Maron Taylor '24 Frank Dwyer '26 Pearl Wl)te '25; May V. Lnder '36 Harry Taprch 'll5 Socal Edtor..., Jewel Fnley '25. thletlc Edtor..... Robert Hartley '21}. '[ yplsts- LterarY Edtor... Alberta Kohlenbach, '26...,...,... Thomas Wbttenberg '25 Louse Durham '26 Musc Edtor...,.. Frank A. Smth '23 f'aculty Advsor... Emma L, Bowyer Exchangtl Edtor... Pearl HaJ '25 Alumn Advsor... E. G. Lentz' Crtc..., Mae C. Trovllon ~"~o ll '. ( ~. -, BEGN WTH VM "Yesterday s gone; forget t, Today s here; use t." We t are back at school agan wth a new term of school and a new Yrar begnnng. :'he old sayng above should gude bur atttude peatly. Of course, there are many t~ngs tha~ we should not forget, but the thoughts of the good tmes, whch we had dur-, ng the holdays or of the subects whch we may not have done other fflrmal proc"dures of th~ begnnng <lays. All strvng for a more prosperons New Year.,.. "Telephone. Unversty Exchange No. 17 SUBSCRBE FOR THE EGYPTAN., Patronze Egyptan Advertsers..:.,-.--~--(-'--(.-.--~------,---.:. J ' our best n last term,s'hould be turned toward deas of the goal.,- whch we wsh to reach durng the comng year. You should make an honest effort to make your New y!ear's resolutons a set of deals to guard your actvtes n the comng year. New Year's resolutons are taken lghtly and broken by many, but He deep thnkng people use them as steps to clmb the hll of achevement. The begnnng of the year s for them a perod of reflecton and the tme to choose a path whch wll lead ' to success n the future. Just what we get out of lfe depends largely upon what we put nto t. We wll be requred to use every bt of energy whch we possess f we reach the g6al that we should. Now s the tme to make a determned vow that n 1925 yoll wll pass all prevou8' achevements. Plan bg and work hard wth a patent determ-: t naton and hopeful tru'st; n the future. When you reach your ourneys end, you may not fnd a ranbow wth a pot of gold, but all the same you wll see the golden gltter of a shnng sue- cess.' cheers, you would, no doubt, know THE FAULTLESS CLEANNG & DYENG CO. "The old cat wll come back." wll" Just Phone 332L "But old spots never , FOOTWEAR '\ As usual, we have everythng that s new, whle t s new. Advance sprng pumps are now comng n every day, as well as new and dfferent patterns n mannsh bro{l"ues. BASK ETBALL ETQU ETTE the predcament you would encounte'.r Rule 1. When a basketball team f the audence doesn't gve you sup THE FASHON BOOTERY plays at S.. N. U. be sure to be at port. When t's tme to cheerthe game. t doesn't look very well CHEER. Always cheerfully at yow' servce to have a hundred spectators wtness- Rule 3. When ether team gets a ng a game when there are about 800 free shot, there should be absolute that\ should "turn out." slence. ~u1e 2. When the cheer leader Rule 4. f a foul s made by a takes the 100r, gve hm y~ur atten-- player do not encourage t or do not UOn. t YQU had an occason-.to lead encourage revenge..~ "".. _""... _..._~ _... ~_"'

6 THE EGYPTAN Page Fve / UllllllllllllllmmllllllllllNllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld ',lDDD cances by stua.ents of the S. 1. N. U. The Socety elected ther representatves for the beauty and popularty Sncerely yours, The Alumn Bulletn LESTER BUFORD. contest, Whch -s beng run by the Egyptan and the Obelsk. Louse J fllnlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ZETETC SOCETY NEWS Durham was chosen as the most beautful West Frankfort, ll, have' made a "mark" n that partcu- grl and Clyde Wnkler as the The ZeteUc Lterary Socety gave Jan. 1, lar feld f t had not been that n a ther last program for the Fall term most popular young man. Mr_ E. G. Lentz, certan.ssne of The Egyptan a most On December o. The follqwng pro- The ZeteUc Socety desres to thank Carbondale, \. gram was gven; each and everyone who helped to Dear Mr. Lentz; nterestng artcle was wrtten about Mnsc Orchestra make the Socety such a brllant success Some tm~ ago you asked me to a sl,vs~ grl. as t was durng the year of '24 Pano Solo... Ruth.Gatchel and we sncerely hope that you wll keep UP your good co-operaton durng the new year. Jon the Zetetlc Lterary Socety. wr.te an artcle for the Alumn secton of The Egyptan. 1 am not ust become a "researcher" and betook Voln and_ Cello Duet,.,.,...,,, When 1 read t felt nspred to Readng... "...,,' Ruth Dodson sure that ths wll belong n that par- myself to the task of fndng o_ut some.. Lllan McLean and R. Morrss tcular coll/mn and shant feel hurt thngs about the 760 boys and grls Journal...,,,.. Raymond Etherton so badly f t does not make ts ap- who are pupls n the schaul n whch Vocal solo,...,... Mldred Bone pearance at all; but remember that have the happy prvlege of beng Play, ".""... "... MAD! MAD! ust a year ago we were searchng one of the'16 teachers. 1 have been Cast for materals from many sources; able to gather these facts; We ha~e,mss Lews..,.,Margaret MfMasters those artcles whch could be used at about twenty pupls who ~ere bar)!: Naom Elzabeth Krysher any. tme and anyw~ere, "fllers" as n one-half that many forel\:!!..con- Agatha Mary Vrgna Lnder the prnters dd say, and take t tres, and strange as t may seem to Catherne. Ann Marvn that condtons are largely the same you, only three of them were born n Tlle ",...,,..., ' Ruth Perce ths year. There may be those who taly and sx were born n England. Extemporaneous debate; "Resolved, would be ~erested ~ kno:wng that Then comes France and Germany to Tha~ Sa~ta Claus sho~ld use.an aut~: West Frankfort S 11: Cty Wth a pop- clam two each_ Our pupls come moble mstead ot usmg remdeers. ulaton of 20,000 and that ths s a from over half of the states n the Affrmatve, Orvlle Carrngton and populaton of nearly every race wth ~unon. myself was surprsed to fnd Jewel Fnley; negatve, Ruby ce and the excepton of the co.lored people. t. hat }early two hundred of them do Tom Whttenberg. There are 67 teachers n the publc not clam llnos as ther natve The debate was decded n favor of schools of the cty, 16 of whom are state. Ther fathers and mothers the negatve. A TRAGEDY N FVE BELLS (Not a moton pcture) Wth full orchestral accompanment -and the Bells Act The Bells Act The Bell Boy Act The Vllage Belle Act V Weddug Bells (Soft musc, please, Mr. Drector) Grand Fnale Hell's Bells! graduates of the S. L N. U_. wth 42 come from near y every state n the -:=====:;=::=~::====~=::==:::::::::=::::=::=:::; others nearng graduaton from the unon and country n Europe. You t-'-.,...,-,~,,--, ~~~~_c_ U_:_~ same nsttuton. There s no teach- see ours s a mxed populaton. whose er n the system who does not have deas and deals are not n absolute " work beyond the hgh school n some ha'l'mony; whose command of the normal school or 'unversty. Englsh l!l,llguage s not the best; One of the thngs that found out whos~ love for Amerca and a hgher 1- whle was n school was that the type of ctzenshp must be bult up world s nearly flled wth people who n the Bchool. We have sensed the are dong research work. became '.responsblty that s restng upon us. THE FAMOUS New thngs arrvng daly n ready-to-wear and mllnery:.... ~~::':_=::'::~==_::_::~=_=C_::D:_=::::::_::':_=~::.:_::. :::_=_~.:. very much dscouraged to thnk that and are dong all that R n our power.:--..: had lved to be old enough to vote to prove ourselves worthy of our von a presdental electon and had caton. We have ~ot forgotten our.",.--.=o.;..;:_... ;;.'_ '-:::--,.;. never yet made 'l-ny venture nto that Alma Mater and we are strvng to do, great feld, where so many are at OUr work so well tbat next year when work. am afrad that mght have vacances n the school system here pas"ed "unwept, unhonored and un- must be flled, the superntendent w! sung" and that lkely would neyer feel nclned to seek to fll such va Chemser Frock, Clothng-Furnshngs-Hats-Shoes Carbondale, llnos New Tes, New Sox,,New Sweaters, New Caps. Come n and see them One of the smart collecton of new styles from the Pctoral Revew Fashon Book for Aututnn 25c a copy---bv (TlB.t1 10c... t--"prjntd),.. u. 5. A. A. Convenent Store for Students t wll help you to start the wnter term of school oft rght by gettng better acquanted wth the frm of McPheeters, Lee & Brdges. f you want to cash a check,'leave your baggage, wrap a parcel for malng, meet a frend or u:re the phone, do t here, we wll be peased to extend to you ths servce. McPheeters, :.ee & Brdges Dry Goods--Shoes-Notons Pctoral Revew Patterns Phone 196. Phone 196 1

7 Page Sx. T,.} E,,:E G Y ',P.T AN",,; ~ ~~~~~~~~ =~~~~~~ POULTRY SHOW FNE SJCCESS Are they proftable? Ask ther.own Whte and Margaret McMaster. Book revew by Harret Marvn. : ers who have made themselves homes '1 (Contnued From Page 3) and gve>n them much of the pleas..,.. ng her grow darker each year whle' ures ths world affords from the pro- 'r"--marvannbeauty SHOP ( the male grows lghter. thus forcng fts afforded by the ndnstry of ths " t the practce of 'double matng' mak:- wonderful fowl. Operated by Mar.ne!lo Gradua, tes, ng them unproftable to the person Let,us hope that our school con Shampoong, marcellng, mancurng, dyeng, facal, who can only k'eep one pen or one tnues n ths work, the work of edu and Bc~ll> treatments. varety. Ths double matng, one s eatng the young man and woman forced to do, Or purchase all of hs teacher n the beauty and proft of Lades _ Har. Cuttng a Specalty. males each year. They are our oldest ths, one of our most proftable and ' 205 South llnos Avenue. Phone 612 J and almost sad best Amercan beautful of all Our _ domestc anmals...:. breed. The pecular arrangement of t s one through whch we can most.:'-"":-~'~-~":"-~-~~-~-:::-:::-~=:::::~":::~:-:~::':~:::~:-::==::~"::::::::: black and whte bars make them a easly reach the youth of Our land.:.-.-' very attractve fowl and ther lay. and by whch he may be retaned on f ng qualtes are among the hghest.' the farm. the place now needng more " UNON BAKNG CO. No fowl furnshes a fner nor more _ than ever before, the brans of ou!', saleable carcass. best people. and the place that must Bakers of Better Bread furn.sh the backbone of our govern E Dd you note the great quantty of m~ntal nsttutons. Our 'Bold peas-, GOLDEN CRUST BR AD, Reds? Were they not wonderfully antry' s ust as valuable today as t Specal attenton to pcnc orders.' beautful. wth ther glossy red was n Goldsmth's tme. 304 South llnos. Phone 150X plumage? Why were they so many of these? Smply because they are.~. (_~ ~ -.n_~,,_'.:. hardy, tfrolfc and extremely proft., ANTHONY HALL.:._'_' '_. '._._'_' able to ther Owners_ Of course ther, Several of the grls dd not return beauty counts. for th\s,..te~m. Then the graceful Leghorn. Noth" nda Maths has accepted a pos MPERAL CAFE lng exceeds them anywhere n grace ton to teach n Dowell., \, Thngs To Eat,:.'., Celeste Whte has a p6s-1t-ron to J teach at her home town, East St L. M. Atkson. Owner and Prop. or carrage, nor n beauty of Plumage. 8dth Morgan s teach-tw n ~on. Good TH STYLE SHOP ; LOMU1S' C SS Dora Brckley of Alma spent ' Outftters For Women Chrstmas vacaton wth her sster :. ~-----,~_-.-_)-_~_-.-.-.) Mrs. 'Smth, at Anthony Hall..:.~~,_._.,. ~_, _0.:" Gladys Ftch of Wsconsn spent, D r. W. A.. Brandon, '01 r Mldred Smth, Kathryn Rendleman, perous New Year and solct. your further patronage. Carbon~al~.. Bonne Boyd ~nd Vrgna Jenkns are LANEY GFT SHOP Spe~lalbes roomlllg out town ths term. t '.. EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT', The new grls ths term are: Sylva (Hemst!tc~ng)., _ Glasses Ftted. Chamnes~. Mary Vrgna Lnder, Bessf 120 South llnos Avenue.! J Qualty Supreme Everyone lkes OUR candy. Probably because of ts superfne qualty t s the purest. most delcous candy that money can buy. And t s ALWAYS perfectly fresh. 'Whether you want,reh nut-flled Or luscous creamy chocoates-so soft.me smooth tb,at they ust melt!'l ~'our mouth-or.old_fashloned hard candy. THS s the pl~e 'to cane. We carry ONLY the BEST-moderate. y prced.. --'-_..._ the vacaton n Carbondale. We extend you our best wshes for a Happy and Pros- " Short, Mldred Mary Cope, Charlottf ":.~_~~ Stamper, Gusse Wheeles, Esse Ed _...'. wards. Leah Stonemetz, Olve Boner "!.,... ~,...l~_.- ~, ~ ~ anc1llah Jackson. MLLGAN.BROCKETT t WEE WUNDER ' Whel'e Kelley gets hs untamed For lateb1: Edson, O~eh, Gennett, Columba anlt!. tes., Pathe Records, also latest sheet musc. f t Mr. Brohwn r~ally whants us to be t t _,.:. qule enoug 0 uear t e clock tck?.:.~l~ ~_' '~~--- _ 'Why Allen Rogers lkes "Perfect "".._._11 -: 1~_.._.,-..,_, /. ~c~ Day" so well? ;' Who s to blame for the Buckles t, school.bavng 100 percent n spellng Tuesday, December 2?. Whose romance was shattered by, Mr. Brown at teachers' meetng Mon. day nght? Always Remember -LLNAE THE YELLOW HOOD TAX, At the last meetng the followng offcers w~re elected for the n~xt sx Open' and Closed. C8;rs weeks: Presdent-Josephne Daszko. 68.L":"'-Phone-68-L, V~e Presdent-Pearl Whte. Secretary and Treasurer - Mary-- 24 tr s. 'Per Day.. Ralph Johnson K~~S~~~gram for January 12, s as, follows: A debate, "Resolved that t physcal tranng be requred for t Carbondal~' ~an;dy graduaton from all, Hgh schools.",.. Affrmatve, 'l'helma" Hartwell and. KJtchen. LEsther. Rr5berts. Negat~ve, Pearl ~1~""""";""4~~~~-.,c~~~~)~_~~~..:. ~~.~--,-~, ~-----,--- 'Candes -.. W~HELM' DRUG CO. School'Supples Soda -Fountan -The Students Drug.Store. Fountan Pen Plr6ne 276, Pencl ~.

8 THE EGYPTAN PagO Seven RURAL PRACTCE NOTES EXCHANGES THAT SENOR RNG 'What s that flashng sparklng band, Let us make t proud of the fnger 'ts on. There are now fve rural practce The Pnon, Honolulu, Hawa- T1)at ts owner so proudly wears; schools; "Brdge," "Glade," and Your cartoon on Who'll Get t Cham One would thnk t the key to a magc The potter.tl!ok a formless mass of "Buckles" n Jackson county, and ponshp" was very cletm'. land,clay, Or the spell of an enchantment that And strove to change t to a thng "Stone" and "Forevlle" n Wllam- McKendree Revew, Lebanon, ll.~ Say! -You dd beat our team but you heals all cares. son county. There s a contest for can't beat our paper. spellng and 8,ttendance on between The Maron Blues, Marlon, lj.~ And, musng, perhaps t s more, the fve schools. At the close of the Your "Mutterngs of Manacts" and Perhaps n ts carvng and show school year a prze s to be gven to "Battle Smokes" are very nterestng. Tl.ere rest eterntes of wsdom and of shape, But after t appeared to be complete, Dspleased, he dd not cease to touch and SCrape. the school whch has had the best The Spart'an Bulletn, Sparta, 1J.~ lore At last, the fnshed vase n beauty attendance, and one to' the school wth Dd you "Beat Chester?" We surely And faded dreams, and love that robed, the best spellng record. We are also hope you dd. only gods can know. Was 'laced n vew ts beauty to havng a neck and neck race for The Candle, East Las Vegas, N. M. Two long years of hardshps that tre, dsplay, cleanlness. Ths ncludes the cond --We enoy very much readng your One eudless nght of work and fear, But mshap caused the thng to fall tons of the school whch can be can "Candle Gas." Your edtoral on Bla~k, hdeous hours of facng a and breaktrolled by the teachers and the chlo "School Sprt') was very good, seethng fre And changed t back to a mass of dl'en. A commttee of' three lades The Astonsher, Herrn, 1l1.~Say! And the cruel hungry flames that dust and clay. has kndly c~nsented to vst our Then' was a great contrast between schools once a month and act as the "Rooster" you own and the one blster and sear. udges n the contest. owned ontly by Maron and Mur- Nght on nght of ceaseless borng f there s one feature that stands physboro. Week after week when days are out n'ore promnently than all the The ~onmouth College Oracle, Mon black, Test n rural practce teachng, t s mouth, 1lJ.-Your "Lne" s very n Enchantng dreams of pleasure and the fact that there are "a thousand terestng. Tle Sphnx, Cartervlle, llj.~you and one thngs to thnk about" and that whle ov,e s concentratng on ha ve a well balanced paper. The oke one thng, a number of others go by secton was very good. neglected. Perhaps the greatest good derved THE' FRESHMAN from rural practce teachng s the fact that t absolutely requres one As T was walkng down the l;all to be forever on the alert, to keep saw a tremblng mass, \, hs or her eyes open, fo' be energetc, The greenness of t attracted 1flec ~.- and what e18~ s necessary? t was the freshman class. roamng But dutes and studes that never grow slack. t speaks of grey years of servce, A lfe' to be spent n the traces, Ages of dull routne when men are \ eace '\ \ For one moment wth death n our faces. We, too, are beng formed of worth less clay, And on the harder road wetve ust begun; The day s here when we wear a Rng n token of success nearly won. Let not that Rng become the fnal goal, But let t be an urge to hgher thngs~ Nor let. the work we've done decay and rot, For then the Band of Gold no glory brngs. Lllan Mcfean's class from the We who roudly wear t on our fn- Ambton dawned wthn our souls, tranng sch~1 vsted the Stone tred to show ther gnorance gers Then efort, zeal and work doth school Frday, Nov. 21-; and gave sev By askng a queston keen. Are pro d of the years that are brng eral muscal numbers. They made no move nor dd they, go Reward for au that's gone before, speak, But n treadng the dm future's msty The symbol of t al1~the Senor Patrenze the Egyptan Advertsers. But grew a shade more green. blue Rng..~.)_(_,. ~~~_.-t'-~~(~ ""'~._~~~~_~~ n_~_o_g_d_a_g Zetetc Socety wll present next Frday Nght, J~nuary 9 a 3-act comedy drama 'A Lttle Clodhopper',. The cast s an exper~nced one Ev~ryone s nvted and we urge you to on oufsocet y, t,, 1!

9 FRANK A, SMTH, '23, LEADS SOCRATC LTERARY SOCETY The Socratc Lterary Socety held a meetng and elected the followng ollcers for the socety: Presdent-Frank A. Smth. Vce Presdent-Ruby Bane. Correspondng Secretary - Ells Smth. Recordng Secretary-Kate Moca bee, -' Crtc-Maud Braudon. Usher-Harley Mowery. Lbraran-Vctor Gongs, ARE YOU D,SCOURAGED? When Abraham Lncoln was a young man he ran for the legslature. n llnos' and was badly swamped. He nel(t entered busness, faled, spent seventeen years of hs lfe payng up debts of a worthless partner. He was n \o"e wth a beautful young woman to whom he became engaged'-she ded. Enterng poltcs agan, he ran for Congress and agan was bady defeated. He then tred to get an appont ment to tho Unted States land ollce, but faled. T.HE..EGYPTAN THE MAN YOU ARE AT A BARBER SHOP eyes hs mother wth an ar both - bored a'1d t/lreatenng, but fnally dert sn't the man that you mght ha~e Barber shops used to be as forbd- cdes 4llat the game sn't worth the been den to the femnne sex as pool halls. candle and slently lets the barber do Had the chance been yours agan, No": at!llmost any tme of the day hs worst. Nor the prze you wanted but ddn't,you wll fnd the "Shave Shop" crowd n the ffth char--oh, t cannot be...-n. ed wth men and women of all ffty- the ffth char s beng vacated. Fur That weghs n the measure of men. seven varetes. A~ter one has spent ther medtatons cut sho~t by the bar No futle "f" or poltroon "because" countless hours n a barber sho.p wat; ber's frm hands pnnng on our blua Ca,\ rowel your stock to par. ng for the turn that never comes, and whte strped protecton. The world cares naught for what!he (or she) becomes farly well never was- versed n barbers and n the dfferent ARE YOU RELABLE? t udges by what you are. types of persons upon whom they use the same whte neck brush wth gra t sn't the :nan that you hope to be, cous mpartalty 'day after day. f f you are relable, you have a valu- f fort,;,ne and fate are knd, one wants an hour or so n a shop, able asset. f you lack relablty, t That the' chll, keen eyes of the world he (or she) has an excellent oppor s up to you to acqure t. Today wll ses tunty to study both the labels on among the qualtes a busness person n weghng your wll and mnd. the har tonc bottles and human na must have s relablty. Your em The years ahead are a chartless sea, ture "as s." ployer wll want to know how you And tomorrow's a world away; n the trst char one may see the rank n relablty; for when he. ~!sn't the man that you'd lke to be, person who s too old to have bobbed called away on busness, he should But the man that you are today. har. She s fat and forty and by return to fnd you carryng on the 'ghts should be comfortably 'domes. work n the usual way. An employer There's lttle worth n the fantom tc. nstead she wears long green also wants a person who wll use hs prase ear-rngs and a shngle-bob and frts or hpr head n emergences for t s Of a tme that may never dawn, wth the barber who looks as f he emergences that make relablty an And less n a vau reg~et for days suffered from chronc dyspepsa. The mperatve qualty n busness. And deeds long bured and gone. weddng rng on her fnger probably How does one acqure relablty? There'lVltte tme on ths busy earth spells death and dsaster for some For nstance, there s some specal To argue the why and how_ poor unfortunate. tark you have to do. t s partcular The game s yours f you prove'lyour n the second char on~ kay sea the ly dstasteful, but nevertheless t worth, \,.. / must be done. Say to yourself, "'ll And prove t here and now! He became canddate for the U. S. [' Senate and was badly defeated. n 1~8 he was defeated by Doug REVERE las. '_ f One falure after another-bad Lttle mad wth eyes of blue, falures-great setbacks. n the face am qute n love wth you, of all ths he eventually became one' As st and watch you there of the country's greatest, f not the' Lookng through the bll of fare. greatest. '. When you thnk of a seres of set- Lobster sala.d, squab on toast, backs lke ths, doesn't t make you Oyster cocktals, pe and roast, feel knd of small to become dscour- The'll scan the card and see aged ust because the road s a lttle How much you wll mean to me. bt rough and bull's eyes don't rng -Voo Doo. RS often as they should? Watch your step, f you wll, but N9RMAL BASKETBALL NOSES cheer up. The Unted States s a OUT CARTERVLLE, 13 TO 11 great bg country and s here to stay and there are opportuntes for all. (Contnued from page 1) Be patent-smle and stay n the gam e.-exchange. ger then came through and t stood T SN'T YOUR TEAM-T'S YOU Maroons 9" vsa.ors 7. That was short-lved lead as Hagler wth only f you want a basketball team a short tme left shot a pretty one Lke the knd of a team you lke from the center to te t up, at 11 You needn't slp your clothes n a all. Botb teams were fghtng des. grp perately when Rtchey dropped n two And start on a long, long hke, ponts as the whstle blew. )"ou'll fnd what you've left behnd, J For there's nothng that's really Carterv le new. G F t's a knock at yourself when you...,1 P knock your team. t 'sn't your team-t's you. Scntt. f. Shelby, f. Hftgler, c. Bakor, g., Smth, g. Real teams are not made by men afrad Lest somebody else gets ahead. When everybody works and nobody Hartley, f. shrks You can rase a team from the dead. And when you' go to see the team play, Hckey, f. Munger, f. Meffert, f. Johnson, f. Normal Take your neghbor to see them, Rtchey, c, too. Sattgast, g. Your team wnnng, s what you want Pyatt, 1'- to see, McLure, g, Remember, t sn't your team-t's Referee, Goforth; you. tmer, Farmer, 2,,,,0 '... 0 scorer, G 0,0 1,.. 0, F P 1 0 Gher; man wbo was. out on a party last nght. He has a slghtly hang.dog do that now. and have t fnshed look and shfts hs eyes nervously. n wthn an hour." Keep ths promse the course of half an hour or so he to yourself by dong the thng wthn emerges from a shave, har-cut, facal- the stpulated tme. Tbe next tme massage, tolet' water and mancure, a you make even the smallest promse new man, at whom the barber looks to someone, keep t relgously. Eswth a curous expresson or amuse- tablsh that person's fath n your rement and dsgust. lablty and, before you know t, you wll have no trouble n convncng n the thrd char one may see the everyone that you are a person to be College Grl. She wants a shngle reled upon. One more valuable bus bob "and 'm so glad got you, thrd ness asset wll be n your possesson. cbar. All the grls 'Say that.- you gve the best shngle:bobs n town." The WANTE 0-1 nformaton barber smles at ths subtle flattery,whch he has heard for at least the twenteth tme that day and begns hs fascnatng operatons wth the comb and "szars." Apparently he s hackng 'the poor grl's har beyond all hope of recognton, but n the end he hands her a mrror n whch she vews a cut whch she consders em nently satsfactory. She manages to escape before the nevtable deluge of tolet water. n the fourth char, presded over by a man who looks lke nothng less than a bank presdent, s a fat, bg eyed baby, ready at any nstant to put a vgorous vocal apparatus n mo ton. A few whmpers escape hm at the trst clp of the scssors but fond mother prevents the Patrons from a rare vocal treat by sayng, "There, now George-see the nce barber man sn't gong to hurt YOJl at all. sn't t fun to see those bg scssors cuttng off all those horrd long hars 1" Durng the speech George The Frat boys would lke to have the followng questons answered for ther personal' use at the tables: 1. Wth whch hand should the napkn be tucked under the collar? 2. What sde of the napkn sbould be use-d for wpng the slverware? 3. Where should one place hs spoon n the orange when tryng to avod httng one's sel! (or the next fellow) n the eye? 4. Under what condt,on may tbe enda of the match be u'ted for tooth pcks? NOTCE! Madson S.. N. U. Club: The members of the Madson Coun ty S.. N. U. club are remnded that the S. l. N, U, team plays Shurtleff at Altop th~ comng Saturday. ''he modern woman wants the foor, -1 hut she doesn't want to scrub t. watch ;; e:~:;a:::~:;;;:'~~:~-r;:.(.~~~ 0_ ! That f taken to MARTN r '''The Jeweler" t (Wth Les Rushng, Druggst) Where Servce and Qualty Regn Supreme.: ~~.--~ ~-.;