PAUL HARRIS FELLOWS Jack Page PP Arthur Elmore PP, PDG Mons. B.J. Frawley Peter Marendy PP

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1 THE 4 - WAY TEST Of the things we think, say or do 1 Is it the TRUTH? 2 Is it FAIR to all concerned? 3 Will it build GOODWILL and better FRIENDSHIPS? 4 Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned? ROTARY GRACE O Lord and Giver of all Good We thank Thee for our Daily Food May Rotary Friends and Rotary Ways Help us to serve Thee all our Days PAUL HARRIS FELLOWS Jack Page PP Arthur Elmore PP, PDG Mons. B.J. Frawley Peter Marendy PP Trilby Misso PP the late Harold Rex Ron Eisenmenger PP (Miles) 1989 Jack Anderson PP 1990 Keith Shum PP 1990 Lew Born PP 1990 Ken Sellars PP 1991 Jim Day 1994 Ellie Shum 1995 Agnes Page 1997 Barry Lynch 2000 Vince Scheenhouwer 2005 Ron Eisenmenger (Sapphire) 2006 Trish Wright THE OBJECT OF ROTARY The object of Rotary is to encourage and foster the Ideal of Service as a basis of worthy enterprise, and in particular, to encourage and foster: 1. The development of acquaintance as an opportunity for service 2. High ethical standards in business and professions; the recognition of the worthiness of all useful occupations; and the dignifying of each Rotarian s occupation as an opportunity to serve society 3. The application of The ideal of Service in each Rotarian s personal, business and community life 4. The advancement of international understanding, goodwill and peace through a world fellowship of business and professional persons united in the ideal of service TO KEEP YOUR ATTENDANCE 100%, YOU CAN MAKE UP AT Mon 6.30pm Geebung Geebung Bowls Club, Robinson Rd 6.30pm Caboolture Caboolture Sports Club, Station Rd, Morayfield Tues 7.00 pm Red City Redcliffe RSL 6.30pm Pine Rivers Pine Rivers RSL & Services Club, 1347 Anzac Ave Kallangur Wed 6.30pm Sandgate Full Moon Hotel, Shorncliffe 7.00pm Kippa-Ring Bowls club, Woody Point Thu Tue 7.00pm Bribie Is R.S.L., Bribie Toorbul St. Bongaree. 7.30pm Redcliffe Redcliffe Rotoract, 1 st & 3 rd, Youth Centre,Oxley & Anzac Av MAKE-UP CERTIFICATE Please accept that has attended an official meeting of our club

2 on for President. ROTARY BULLETIN Rotary Club Of Redcliffe Sunrise Inc. Chartered 28/7/1966 as Redcliffe South Name changed 9/3/2000 P.O. Box 49 Margate, QLD 4019 Wednesdays 6.30am for 6.45am. Belvedere Hotel, Woody Point PRESIDENT : Steph Warlters SECRETARY : Chris Mortimer (w/h) redcliffesunrise@rotary9600.org ROTARY 2007/2008 Rotary International President: Wilfred J. Wilkinson District Governor 9600: Steve Kruger MEETING APOLOGIES: Phone Steph by Tuesday 3pm

3 CLUB OFFICERS PRESIDENT IMMEDIATE PAST VICE PRESIDENT PRESIDENT Steph Warlters Ken Pile Bob Jenkinson PRESIDENT SECRETARY TREASURER ELECT Bob Jenkinson Chris Mortimer Ross Stewart. AVENUES OF SERVICE Programmes Terry Anderssen Special Fundraising Events Bulletin Editor Irena Morgan Phip Stewart Publicity Bob Jenkinson Fun Run Ed O Connor Membership Ed O Connor & Bill Dalton Raffles Ed O Connor Attendance Officer Chris Mortimer Sergeant Bob Jenkinson (1) CLUB SERVICE Director Ed O Connor (2) COMMUNITY SERVICE Director Jan Murphy (3) INTERNATIONAL SERVICE Director Ken Pile Paul Canavan (4) YOUTH SERVICE Director Kerrie Hayes-Stanley (5) VOCATIONAL Director TBA (6) WEBSITE Director Colin Scobie

4 MEMBERSHIP LIST ROTARIAN CLASSIFICATION WORK Anderssen, Terry (Marg) Legal Services HOME FAX/MOB Canavan, Paul Software Developer Dalton, Bill (Lyn) Structural Engineer Davies, Lynn Systems Analystt Business Phone: Mobile: sen.com.au usnet.com.au au qld.com.au Hayes-Stanley, Kerrie Secondary Education com.au Jenkinson, Bob (Carrol) Financial Services F: Morgan, Irena Vocational Training Mortimer, Chris Town Planning Murphy, Jan Antique Sales O Connor, Ed (Di) Financial Planning Pile, Ken (Patrice) Surveying Scobie, Colin (June) Medical Industry Stewart Phip (Toni) Stewart, Ross (Robyn) Counselor Embroidery services Warlters, Steph Real Estate bob.jenkinson2@bi gpond.com mwtc_mwtrain@big pond.com mortime@gil.com.a u alrosantiques@big pond.com ed@jelichjones.co m.au ken@kjpsurvey.co m ccscobie@iinet.net. au tptstewart@optusn et.com.au cw_embroidery@bi gpond.com. c21steph@bigpond.net.au MEMBERS WITH ATTENDANCE EXEMPTIONS ROTARIAN CLASSIFICATION HOME ADDRESS *+ Marendy, Peter (Mary) Senior Active (Medicine) office@mmservices.com.au * Paul Harris + Lifetime Member

5 Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour, but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated the the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.!!!" PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!" Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from...brutain?..." PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!" Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?" PM: "I'll call John Howard - tell hum we need one million condoms; Ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll continue to respect the all blacks!!" Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long, 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small writing on each one...made IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie... Oy Oy Oy WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

6 BULLETIN 7 th November Duty roster Today Next week Week after On duty Kerrie Ed Colin Chairman Lynn Bill Bob Guest Speakers Vote of thanks Colin Steph Irena Sergeant Bob Bob Bob Last meeting. Apologies Bill, Paul, Bob, Terry Guests President s Message Board meeting at 6am today resulted in (please fill in) Guest Speaker Ed and Lynn spoke about the delights of kiwi hunting as well as running up Everest sized hills their respective support teams preferred the car! Jan spoke about windmills and dykes, Moulin Rouge with eels and a 95 year old relative s birthday party We await to hear Steph s news on her trip and Paul s travels

7 Minutes from Brekky 31 st October Secretary We have been invited to attend the Australian Army Cadets on Friday 16 th Nov and we usually pay for a trophy Our last meeting is 12 th December 2007 and we start back on 9 th January 2008 Treasurer We have a$11200 in the bank and may be providing $1000 to the Youth ShelterPacks Also the cost of the breakfast now being $22 each and a minimum of 12 attendees is needed to cover costs Rotary Foundation Chris will advise other clubs of our move to the Belvedere to enable them to attend if needed Community Phip has the proposal re the Diamond Dinner which he will present at the board meeting Youth The trophies and recipients have been organized and Steph and Kerrie will attend the Awards night on 14 th November International Phip will contact the club in Vanuatu re the generator Ken has suggested a Cricket Day similar to what was organized earlier in the year Club Service We have sold our tickets either to ourselves or to unlucky others!! Vocational There is a Scarborough Christmas Market so could we leave signs or brochures at the various shops? Website Our website is

8 Subject: FW: A Brief Tale of 5 Affairs The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and wokeup at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!" The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife as he opened his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!" The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's a statue," she replied, "the Smith's bought one and I liked it so much that I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2am, the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing." The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "50 cents" the barman replied. "50 cents?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.