Michael Verres-Evans, Petunia Evans-Verres Lucius Malfoy Ron Weasley Sorting Hat, Ernie Macmillan, Gregory Goyle Blaise Zabini Millicent Bolstrode

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1 The following are snippets of dialogue for HP:MoR. The purposes of this document are to identify what parts could use volunteers and to hopefully provide volunteers with enough context for voice direction. Taken characters and their disguised/patronus/polyjuiced voices are marked. This document also tries to include notes and messages written by various characters so they can be read by the same voice actor. However, I might have missed some. In fact, since this list was compiled by hand, there very likely are some errors or omissions. It may also be out of date, since Eliezer Yudkowsky occasionally updates the text. Please direct comments and corrections to jgf1123@gmail. The following is a list of characters ordered by the chapter they next appear in, bold names being particularly large parts. If you are interested in voicing a character that appears in a chapter that has already been released, please contact hpmorpodcast@gmail first. Also, please consider recording something for the group parts at the end of this document. 1 - Mrs. Figg, Michael Verres-Evans, Petunia Evans-Verres 3 - Doris, Tom, (merchant), (merchant #2) 4 - Griphook 5 - Lucius Malfoy, (old Harry Potter fan) 6 - Della, Ollivander, (trunk shop salesman) 7 - Mr. Durian, Ron Weasley 9 - Penelope Clearwater, Sorting Hat, (young blood-purist), (prefect) 12 - Salazar Slytherin, (older Ravenclaw boy), (Ravenclaw girl), (Ravenclaw), (Ravenclaw boy) 13 - Cornelion Flubberwalt, Ernie Macmillan, Peregrine Derrick, Professor Sprout, (witch in painting), (panicked Slytherin bully), (first-year Hufflepuff bullying victim), (first-year Hufflepuff bullying victim #2) 14 - Dumbledore!Santa Claus, Terry Boot, (wizard in painting) 15 - Filius Flitwick 16 - Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, (first-year Gryffindor) 17 - Anthony Goldstein, Blaise Zabini, Dean Thomas, Madam Hooch, Michael Corner 18 - (older Ravenclaw), (worried student) 21 - Sybil Trelawney 23 - (young witch in painting) 25 - Ambrosius Flume, Lee Jordan, Rita Skeeter 26 - (bookstore shopkeeper) 27 - Bertram Kirke, Mr. Bester, Carl Sloper, Lesath Lestrange 28 - Alissa Cornfoot, Su Li 29 - Leanne, Megan 30 - Seamus Finnigan, Theodore Nott 33 - Cesi, Fay, Kellah 38 - Crabbe senior 41 - Charlotte Wiland, Flora & Hestia Carrow, Millicent Bolstrode, Pansy Parkinson 42 - (Gryffindor girl), (Older Slytherin girl) 43 - Auror Goryanof, James Potter, Auror Komodo, Morag MacDougal 50 - Ravenclaw door 54 - Gerald McCusker 55 - Emmeline Vance, Ora Weinbach, Xiaoguang 'Mike' Li, (auror), (prisoner) 56 - (communications specialist, possibly Ora Weinbach) 57 - Isabel Brooks, Noelle Curry 58 - (prisoner, possibly Sirius Black or knows him) 61 - Pius Thicknesse 63 - Ernie Macmillan, Madam Pomfrey, Sybil Trelawney's alarm clock, (Hufflepuff girl), (Gryffindor), (healer), (detective)

2 69 - Michael Hopkins, (Slytherin bully, probably Peregrine Derrick), (older Slytherin boy) 70 - Head Boy, Jacqueline Preece, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, (male prefect) 71 - Rianne Felthorne 72 - Jaime Astorga, Marcus Flint, Nymphadora Tonks, (sixth-year Slytherin boy), (fifth-year Slytherin girl), (fifth-year Slytherin boy), (Slytherin #2) 73 - Randolph Lee, Reese Belka, Robert Jugson III, (upper-year Gryffindor girl) 74 - (bully leader), (male bully), (female bully, probably Reese Belka) 75 - Arty Grey, Godric Gryffindor, Lucian Bole, (sixth-year Ravenclaw boy), (fourth-year Ravenclaw girl), (third-year Ravenclaw girl), (second-year Ravenclaw girl), (second-year Ravenclaw girl #2) 77 - Mr. Hat and Cloak, (Slytherin boy) 78 - Charles Nott, Mr. and Mrs. Davis, Lady Greengrass, Lord Greengrass, Lord Jugson, Tess Walsh, (Chaos broomstick, probably Tess Walsh) 79 - Kevin Entwhistle, Mandy Brocklehurst, Rufus Scrimgeour, (older Ravenclaw girl) 80 - Delores Umbridge, (Malfoy faction member), (Malfoy faction woman), (Malfoy faction man), (Malfoy faction member #2) 81 - (Wizengamot secretary), (Malfoy faction member #3), (Dumbledore faction member), (Malfoy faction member #4) 84 - Arjun Altunay, Ben Gutierrez Albus Dumbledore The part of Dumbledore is taken by Drake Walker. Dumbledore!Santa Claus (Note: I don't know if Drake Walker will voice Santa Claus. It was only during the Taboo Tradeoffs arc that Dumbledore claims to be Santa Claus, and I don't believe he has voiced any of Santa's notes until now. Anyway, it is Harry reading the notes, and he doesn't suspect Dumbledore, so maybe to Harry it shouldn't be in Dumbledore's voice.) Chapter 14 This is the Cloak of Invisibility of Ignotus Peverell, passed down through his descendants the Potters. Unlike lesser cloaks and spells it has the power to keep you hidden, not merely invisible. Your father lent it to me to study shortly before he died, and I confess that I have received much good use of it over the years. In the future I shall have to get along with Disillusionment, I fear. It is time the Cloak was returned to you, its heir. I had thought to make this a Christmas present, but it wished to come back to your hand before then. It seems to expect you to have need of it. Use it well. No doubt you are already thinking of all manner of wonderful pranks, as your father committed in his day. If his full misdeeds were known, every woman in Gryffindor would gather to desecrate his grave. I shall not try to stop history from repeating, but be MOST careful not to reveal yourself. If Dumbledore saw a chance to possess one of the Deathly Hallows, he would never let it escape his grasp until the day he died. A Very Merry Christmas to you. Chapter 21 My, you do get yourself into trouble and quickly. Your father was no match for you. You have made a powerful enemy. Snape commands the loyalty, admiration, and fear of all House Slytherin. You cannot trust any of that House now, whether they come to you in friendly guise or fearsome.

3 From now on you must not meet Snape's eyes. He is a Legilimens and can read your mind if you do. I have enclosed a book which may help you learn to protect yourself, though there is only so far you can get without a tutor. Still you may hope to at least detect intrusion. So that you may find some extra time in which to study Occlumency, I have enclosed 2 Galleons, which is the price of answer sheets and homework for the first-year History of Magic class (Professor Binns having given the same tests and same assignments every year since he died). Your newfound friends the Weasley twins should be able to sell you a copy. It goes without saying that you must not get caught with it in your possession. Of Professor Quirrell I know little. He is a Slytherin and a Defense Professor, and that is two marks against him. Consider carefully any advice he gives you, and tell him nothing you do not wish known. Dumbledore only pretends to be insane. He is extremely intelligent, and if you continue to step into closets and vanish, he will certainly deduce your possession of an invisibility cloak if he has not done so already. Avoid him whenever possible, hide the Cloak of Invisibility somewhere safe (NOT your pouch) any time you cannot avoid him, and step with great care in his presence. Please be more careful in the future, Harry Potter. - Santa Claus Chapter 63 A little bird told me that Dumbledore has shut the door of your cage. I must admit, on this occasion, that Dumbledore may have a point. Bellatrix Black is loosed upon the world once more, and that is not good news for any good person. If I stood in Dumbledore's place, I might well do the same. But just in case... The Salem Witches' Institute in America accepts boys as well, despite the name. They are good people and would protect you even from Dumbledore, if you needed it. Britain holds that you need Dumbledore's permission to emigrate to magical America, but magical America disagrees. So in the final extremity, get outside the wards of Hogwarts and tear in half the King of Hearts from this deck of cards. That you should resort to it only in the final extremity goes without saying. Be well, Harry Potter. Alissa Cornfoot Chapter 28 "Ow!" Alissa said then. After class, Alissa approached the desk. Part of her wanted to stand there meekly with her face abashed and her hands clasped penitently behind her back, just in case, but some quiet instinct told her this might be a bad idea. So instead she just stood there with her face neutral, in a posture that was very proper for a young lady, and said, "Professor?" "Yes," said Alissa in a strangled squeak, and Snape dismissed her, and she fled the classroom with her cheeks flaming like molten lava. Ambrosius Flume Chapter 25 Before too long a thin old man in black pajamas clambered down the steps that led into the cellar, yawning. "Hello, boys," said Ambrosius Flume. "I wasn't expecting you tonight. Out of stock already?"

4 "Now, boys," said Flume, sounding severe, "I hope you didn't wake me up just so I could tell you again that I'm not selling you any merchandise that could get you into real trouble. Not until you're sixteen, anyways -" "I can't believe that Malfoy," Flume snapped. "Going after the boy when he's only eleven! The man ought to be ground up and used to make chocolates!" "All right," said Flume, "what do you want?" Amelia Bones The part of Madame Bones is taken by Melissa Kessler. Anthony Goldstein Chapter 17 It said a lot about what life in that dorm had been like over the past few days that Anthony didn't even bother saying anything like "Why'd you suddenly flip out?" or "That seems really weird, what are your reasons for asking?" or "What do you mean, you're not sure what's going to happen to the universe?" "Okay," Anthony said, "One hundred and eighty-one thousand, four hundred and twenty-nine." Chapter 43 "Expecto Patronum! " cried a young boy's voice. "Don't be afraid," Anthony said firmly. "Don't think about anything it tries to make you think about. You're not just holding up the wand in front of you as a shield against the fear, you'rebrandishing your wand to drive the fear away, that's how you make a happy thought into something solid..." Anthony shrugged helplessly. "I mean, I heard all that before, but..." Anthony looked at Harry, surprised, and then answered, "A very tall man who was dead, I mean, sort of deadshaped and dead-colored... it hurt to see him and I knew that was the Dementor trying to get at me." "Expecto Patronum! " shouted Professor Flitwick and Auror Goryanof, and then Anthony Goldstein, but he failed the first time, and then Parvati Patil, who succeeded, and then Anthony tried again and his silver bird spread its wings and screamed at the Dementor, and Dean Thomas roared the words like they had been written in letters of fire and his wand gave birth to a towering white bear; there were eight blazing Patronuses all in a line between Harry and the Dementor, and Harry went on screaming and screaming as the Headmaster laid him on the dried grass. Chapter 65 "It's not just you," said Anthony. "He seems a lot older all of a sudden," said Anthony. "Not like a real grownup, I can't imagine Harry as a grownup, but it's like he suddenly turned into a fourth-year versionof... of whatever he is."

5 "Yeah," said Anthony. "You're right, Miss Patil. Tell the Dragon General that we want to meet with you -" Chapter 67 "We still moving in the right direction?" said Anthony. "Somnium!" bellowed Anthony's voice, followed a moment later by a dozen voices crying "Somnium!" Chapter 78 The ban on Muggle artifacts cuts down our options a lot, Anthony Goldstein was saying in the dour tones the boy used to denote deliberate pessimism. I had the idea of trying to Transfigure nets to throw on people, but Anthony nodded. That s what I figured, too. Do you have any ideas, Seamus? That began Anthony. "But -" said Anthony, shooting a glare at Ron. "But General, Harry Potter's got sixteenpeople left in his army. Dragon and us each have twenty-eight. Harry knows that, he knows he's got to come up with something incredible -" Chapter 79 "Of course he would!" shouted Anthony Goldstein. "Malfoy's the son of a Death Eater!" Arjun Altunay Chapter 84 From his belt, the Auror took a mirror, tapped it once, and then said, "This is Junior Auror Arjun Altunay, I'm calling in code RJ-L20 on cell three." "He's -" said the Auror, and glanced back at the cell. The Defense Professor was now leaning in back in his chair, looking quite relaxed. "He was staring at me! And humming! " "You don't understand!" yelled Auror Altunay. "It's really awful humming!" Arty Grey Chapter 75 "Look," said Arty Grey, the seventh-year who was leading in their competition by three witches and a Defense Professor, "the thing you've got to understand is, just because she's angry doesn't mean you lost points. Miss Granger is angry because she got all frightened and you're there to be blamed, you understand? But at the same time, even though she won't admit it, she'll be touched that her boyfriend went to such ridiculous and frankly insane lengths to protect her." "Look," said Arty Grey, "I'm sorry to be blunt about this, but you can have justice or you can have girls, you can't have both at the same time." He clapped a companionable hand on Harry Potter's shoulder. "You've got

6 potential, kid, more potential than any wizard I've ever seen, but you've got to learn how to use it, you know? Be a bit sweeter to them, learn some spells to clean up that mess you call hair. Above all, you need to hide your evilness better - not too well, but better. Nice well-groomed boys get girls, and Dark Wizards also get girls, but nice well-groomed boys suspected of being secretly Dark get more girls than you can imagine -" "But you will be," said Arty Grey, his voice low and foreboding. "Ah, you will be!" Augusta Longbottom The part of Neville's grandmother is taken by Melissa Kessler. Bahry One-Hand The part of Bahry One-Hand is taken by BJ Kramer. Bellatrix Black The part of Bellatrix is taken by (anonymous) Ben Gutierrez Chapter 84 "Code RJ-L20?" the mirror said in surprised tones. There was a sound of pages being flipped, then, "You want to be relieved because a prisoner is attempting psychological warfare and succeeding?" "What'd the prisoner say to you?" said the mirror. The mirror spoke again. "And you're calling in an RJ-L20 over that? You're sure you're not just trying to get out of watching him?" The mirror transmitted a sound of muffled laughter in the background, sounding like it was coming from more than one person. Then speech again. "Mr. Altunay, if you don't want to be busted to Junior Auror Second Class, I suggest you buckle down and get back to work -" Bertram Kirke Chapter 27 "Eep," said one of the other Gryffindors in a high-pitched voice, and spun on his heels and ran around the corner. His footsteps rapidly pattered away and faded. Mr. Bester Chapter 27 The room was screened against detection, and the man had performed exactly twenty-seven spells before saying so much as "Hello, Mr. Potter."

7 "Prepare yourself," the man said tonelessly. "Legilimens," said the black-robed wizard. The black-robed wizard blinked, as if he'd seen something so shocking that it had been enough to make even his eyelids move. His voice wasn't quite toneless as he said, "The Boy-Who-Lived has a mysterious dark side?" "Well," the man said. His face had now settled back into perfect calm. "Excuse me. Mr. Potter, it is good to know your advantages, but that is not the same as being wildly overconfident in them. You may indeed be able to learn Occlumency at eleven years of age. This astounds me. I had thought Mr. Dumbledore was pretending to be insane again. Your dissociative talent is so strong that I am surprised to find no other signs of childhood abuse, and you may become a perfect Occlumens in time. But there is a considerable difference between that and expecting to put up a successful Occlumency barrier on your first attempt. That is merely ridiculous. Did you feel anything as I read your mind?" "Then pay closer attention next time. The goal is not to create a perfect image on your first day of lessons. The goal is to learn where your surfaces are. Prepare yourself." "Legilimens." "Hello, Mr. Potter," the telepath said tonelessly, having cast the full suite of privacy spells. "You managed to surprise me?" the man said, now sounding slightly interested. "Well then." He pointed his wand and stared into Harry's eyes. "Legilimens." "The Dark Lord is alive?" he choked. His eyes were suddenly wild. "Dumbledore turns himself invisible and sneaks into girls' dorm rooms?" "So," the man said. He hadn't quite recovered his tonelessness. "You genuinely believe you're going to discover the secret rules of magic and become all-powerful." "I wonder. It seems the Sorting Hat thinks you'll be the next Dark Lord." "All right," said the man exactly six seconds later, same as last time. "Prepare yourself." He paused, and then said, his voice rather wistful, "Though I do wish I could remember that trick with the gold and silver." Blaise Zabini Chapter 17 "Hold on!" shouted a Slytherin - Blaise Zabini, Harry wasn't likely to forget that name. "How do we know that's Neville's Remembrall? You could've just dropped another Remembrall there -" Zabini spun to Draco. "Malfoy! You're not just going to let him get away with that -" "Hey!" Zabini said. "He hasn't won yet, he hasn't got his hands on -" Chapter 31 "Not long," said Colonel Blaise Zabini. "He may have already. How long will it take Potter to figure it out?" "Malfoy thinks he's way better than everyone else," said Zabini.

8 "Yes, General," said Zabini stiffly. Zabini Chapter 33 "Most of your soldiers are still loyal to you, I'm pretty sure," said Zabini. "It's just that no one wants to be left out of the fun." The scornful look on the Slytherin's face made it clear what he thought of people who didn't take plotting seriously. "So they think they can be double agents and secretly work for our side while pretending to betray us." The young Slytherin shrugged. "I think I did a good job of telling which ones really want to sell out Malfoy, I'm not sure anyone really wants to sell out Potter to you. But Nott is a sure bet for betraying Potter to Malfoy and since I had Entwhistle approach him supposedly on behalf of Malfoy and Entwhistle really reports to us, that's almost as good -" "Look," Zabini said patiently, "You're in the lead right now on Quirrell points. We just have to not lose this last battle completely and you'll have enough Quirrell points to win the Christmas wish." "No," said Zabini. The young Slytherin's face was now serious. "The problem is, Malfoy and Potter both know that their only way to win is to combine and crush us, then fight it out on their own. So here's what I think we should do -" "What?" said Draco and Zabini around the same time; their heads swiveled around. No one seemed to have gotten hit, and all the Sunshine soldiers were present and accounted for. (Except Parvati, who had been shot by some still-unknown traitor in Padma's squad; and of course Padma had shot Parvati again in case she was faking, so it wasn't her...) "A Sunny traitor in Chaos?" said Zabini, sounding puzzled. "But all the ones I knew about were supposed to strike during Chaos's attack on Sunshine -" "What?" said Zabini. "But why -" "Somnium," said Zabini's voice. "Wait!" said Zabini. "Do not shoot, do not resist. That's an order." "Sorry," said Zabini, looking not-quite-sincerely apologetic, "but I can't be totally sure you're for Sunshine. So I order you to let me shoot you."

9 "I'll shoot you in the name of Dragon, obviously," said Zabini, now sounding a little superior. "Just because we tricked them into doing it, doesn't mean it won't work for us." "I suppose," said Zabini, still with that superior smirk. "But some of us are more willing than Draco Malfoy to annoy a parent." "Nope," said Zabini. "Because I outrank you," said Zabini. "Hey, everyone," said Blaise Zabini's face on the screens, looking quite amused, "guess it's all down to me." "You know," said Blaise Zabini's voice, in the tones of someone who'd been rehearsing the words for a while, "it's just a game, really. And games are supposed to be fun. So how about if I just do whatever I feel like?" Chapter 35 He can't do anything against me, I just have to remember that - Blaise knew he was sweating under his robes, and that the moisture would be already visible on his forehead. "I got a chance to show I was better than all three generals, and I took it. A lot of people hate me now, but there're also plenty of Slytherins who'll love me for it. What makes you think I'm -" Blaise swallowed hard. "Well... I mean, in that case... then you already know who did, right? The only one who's that crazy is Dumbledore. And he'll protect me if you try to do anything." "It's my cousin Kimberly," Blaise said, swallowing again and trying to control his voice. "She's real, and she's really being bullied, Potter checked that, he wasn't dumb. Only Dumbledore said that he'd nudged the bullies into doing it, just for the plan, and if I worked for him she'd be fine afterward, but if I did go with Potter, there was more trouble Kimberly could get into!" "Sunshine," said Blaise. "Um, I said that to the Headmaster, actually," Blaise said, "and he said that was why it was important to have more than one plot going at a time." "I said just what you told me to," said Blaise. His voice was a little calmer now that he wasn't lying to anyone. "And Professor Quirrell reacted just the way you expected." Blaise hesitated, but his curiosity was eating him alive. "Can I ask now why you want to cause trouble between Professor Quirrell and Dumbledore?" The Headmaster hadn't had anything to do with the Gryffindor bullies that

10 Blaise knew about, and besides helping Kimberly, the Headmaster had also offered to make Professor Binns give him excellent marks in History of Magic even if he turned in blank parchments for his homework, though he'd still have to attend class and pretend to hand them in. Actually Blaise would have betrayed all three generals for free, and never mind his cousin either, but he'd seen no need to say that. "Nope," said Blaise, looking straight into the black mist under the hat. "Everyone knows that nothing really bad ever happens to students in Hogwarts." "My mother never got any vengeances," said Blaise proudly. "Even though she married sevenhusbands and every single one of them died mysteriously and left her lots of money." "I asked Mum that," said Blaise, "and she said I couldn't know until I was old enough, and I asked her how old was old enough, and she said, older than her." Chapter 78 "NOW!" bellowed Blaise Zabini, formerly of Sunshine, now commanding a detachment of Chaos Legionnaires. "I mean, TUNAFISH!" The Slytherin boy's hand grasped the cloth shielding the cauldron from the triggering touch of daylight, already beginning to move it aside. "THAT'S CHEATING!" shrieked Blaise Zabini. "FINITE THEIR GOGGLES!" shouted Blaise Zabini, as the two armies ran headlong toward each other through omnipresent eye-searing purple glare. "WE CAN STILL WIN!" Carl Sloper Chapter 27 "Oh," says the most handsome of the boys in red-trimmed robes, sounding relieved, "it's you. Hey, Lessy, you know who this is?" The boy in the red-trimmed robes wobbles as he aborts the kick. "Um," he says, "do youknow who this is?" "Why are you defending him?" said the handsome one, slowly, sounding puzzled with the first hints of offense. "He's a Slytherin. And a Lestrange." "Who do you think you are?" said the handsome one, starting to sound angry. A couple of the Gryffindors looked suddenly worried. The handsome one didn't flinch. "Harry Potter isn't here," he said, his voice hard, "and if he was, I don't think he'd like to see a Longbottom defending a Lestrange." "Was Harry Potter supposed to step around the corner or something?" said the handsome one. "Aw. Looks like you've been stood up." "But he's a Lestrange," said the ringleader. "They say you're going to be the next Dark Lord," the ringleader said, staring at Harry.

11 "So Lessy snarked to you," said the ringleader coldly. "Are you threatening to snark on us?" said the handsome Gryffindor, his voice trying to be angry, and rather wavering. "Bad things happen to snarkers." Cedric Diggory The part Cedric is taken by Anonymous Cesi Chapter 33 "Yes you did!" shrieked Cesi. "General Malfoy, she's the spy, I should've rea-" Charles Nott Chapter 78 Excellent blood, Charles Nott said approvingly, causing Augusta to snort. Charlotte Wiland Chapter 41 "He said 'Never!'," shouted Charlotte Wiland, "and held on even tighter!" "You can't do that!" said Charlotte. "Well, Malfoy shouldn't have grabbed her in the first place, then!" said Charlotte. "But once he grabbed her, he had to hang on! Especially in the face of approaching certain doom!" Tracey Davis, sitting next to Daphne, was nodding along in firm agreement. "Yeah!" said Charlotte. "He's a witch dropper!" Cornelion Flubberwalt Chapter 13 "A hint! A hint, you say?" "Yes, yes! A hint for the game! You're Harry Potter, aren't you? I'm Cornelion Flubberwalt! I was told by Erin the Consort who was told by Lord Weaselnose who was told by, I forget really. But it was a message for me to give to you! For me! No one's cared about me in, I don't know how long, maybe ever, I've been stuck down here in this bloody useless old corridor - a hint! I have your hint! It will only cost you three points! Do you want it?"

12 "The darkness can be found between the green study rooms and McGonagall's Transfiguration class! That's the hint! And get a move on, you're slower than a sack of snails! Minus ten points for being slow! Now you have 61 points! That was the rest of the message!" "It was spoken by a hollow voice that belled forth from a gap within the air itself, a gap that opened upon a fiery abyss! That's what they told me!" "Just spin back around and go left, right, down, down, right, left, right, up, and left again, you'll be at the green study room and if you go in and walk straight out the opposite side you'll be on a big curvy corridor that goes to an intersection and on the right side of that intersection will be a long straight hallway that goes to the Transfiguration classroom!" The figure of the middle-aged man paused. "At least that's how it was when I was in Hogwarts. This is a Monday on an odd-numbered year, isn't it?" Crabbe senior Chapter 38 "Company," said one of the minions, and Harry thought, from the voice, that it must be the senior Crabbe. Crystal Camblebunker The part of Doctor Camblebunker is taken by Autumn Rachel Dryden. Daphne Greengrass The part of Daphne is taken by Jocee Cotton. Mr. and Mrs. Davis Chapter 78 And so Mr. and Mrs. Davis had argued their way into the Faculty Box of the Hogwarts Quidditch stands, where they were now ensconced with an excellent view of Professor Quirrell s enchanted screens, so that the two of them could see for themselves Just what the Fiddly-Snocks has been going on in this school, if you ll pardon the expression, Deputy Headmistress McGonagall! Dean Thomas Chapter 17 "Um," someone said. "Is that it?" "Um, yeah," said the boy, a Gryffindor (Dean something?). "Er, why?" said Dean something. After a minute or so, Dean stood up again. "There's nothing there," Dean said. "Er," said Dean something, "that's not possible, is it?" "No, wait, I mean, that's totally not possible -"

13 Chapter 30 "Red Five standing by," said Dean Thomas, who'd waited his entire life to say it. "For Chaos!" the four echoed with varying degrees of enthusiasm. Chapter 33 "Let Chaos reign," chorused his four Lieutenants. "I will not buy this record, it is scratched," chorused his four Lieutenants. "And the mome raths outgrabe!" Chapter 43 "Expecto Patronum! " shouted Professor Flitwick and Auror Goryanof, and then Anthony Goldstein, but he failed the first time, and then Parvati Patil, who succeeded, and then Anthony tried again and his silver bird spread its wings and screamed at the Dementor, and Dean Thomas roared the words like they had been written in letters of fire and his wand gave birth to a towering white bear; there were eight blazing Patronuses all in a line between Harry and the Dementor, and Harry went on screaming and screaming as the Headmaster laid him on the dried grass. Chapter 44 "What can we do?" said Dean in a trembling voice. Chapter 74 "I've heard about people without souls," Dean Thomas said gloomily. "They have to dress all in black, and they write awful poetry, and nothing ever makes them happy. They're all angsty." "Too bad," said Dean Thomas. "You've got to be, now that your soul's gone." Chapter 78 You figured out Chaos s plan, General Malfoy? said Mr. Thomas with considerable surprise. "NOW!" bellowed Dean Thomas, formerly of Chaos, commanding a consignment of Dragon Warriors. "DO WHATEVER THEY DO!" "THAT'S TECHNIQUE!" Dean yelled back. "DRAGONS, CHARGE!" "YOU HEARD HIM!" bellowed Dean. "GET THEIR GLASSES!" Della

14 Chapter 6 "I'm sorry," she said as they got closer, and Harry spoke at almost the same moment, "I apologise for -" Delores Umbridge Chapter 80 Why, if it isn t Harry Potter! came a high, light female voice, sickly sweet and indulgent. Did you haves omething to say, Mr. Potter? inquired the woman, as cheerfully as if this wasn t a trial. "Oh, but you have our permission to talk!" the woman said brightly. "I'm sure the Wizengamot is always happy to hear from the Boy-Who-Lived!" Beside her, Minister Cornelius Fudge was nodding. The woman s face narrowed, growing a little stern. I realize a young boy like yourself may be scared by them, Mr. Potter, but the Dementors are quite obedient to the Ministry of Magic. And they would, of course, be necessary to guard "We'll certainly have no such vote -" the toad-woman snapped. Now really, said the woman in too much pink makeup, I think this has gone on quite long enough, wouldn t you say, Lord Malfoy? The boy will miss his classes. Chapter 81 Silence! snapped the woman in too much pink makeup sitting next to Minister Fudge. You ve disrupted these proceedings quite enough already! Aurors, escort him out! The toad-like pink-makeup woman, whose name Harry could no longer remember, was standing up from her seat. "Why, of course not," she said with a sickening smile. "After all, the girl is still a murderess, and I think the Ministry shall be watching her affairs quite closely - it hardly seems wise that she should be allowed to wander the streets, after all -" Dementors The part of the dementors is taken by BJ Kramer. Doris Chapter 3 "But it is him?" quavered an old woman. "It's Harry Potter?" With a scraping sound, she got up from her chair. "I only want to shake his hand," the woman whispered. She bent low and stuck out a wrinkled hand, which Harry, feeling confused and more uncomfortable than he ever had in his life, carefully shook. Tears fell from the woman's eyes onto their clasped hands. "My granson was an Auror," she whispered to him. "Died in seventynine. Thank you, Harry Potter. Thank heavens for you." Draco Malfoy The part of Draco is taken by Eneasz Brokski.

15 Mr. Durian Chapter 7 "Comed-Tea," said the stallholder. "If you drink it, something surprising is bound to happen which makes you spill it on yourself or someone else. But it's charmed to vanish just a few seconds later -" Indeed the stain on his beard was already disappearing. The stallholder smiled mysteriously. "Who knows? A friend walks by in a frog costume? Something unexpected is bound to happen -" "It doesn't always happen immediately," the stallholder said. "But it's guaranteed to happen once per can, or your money back." "Five Knuts the can," the stallholder said. Chapter 38 "Harry Potter? " gasped the vendor. "Oh, no worries, Mr. Potter!" said the vendor hastily, waving his hands. "It's - never mind, just -" "It's free," said the vendor, "for you, I mean -" "Not me," said the vendor. "Yup," said the vendor. "Pretty clever disguise, innit?" "You don't look half that," the vendor said amiably. "Goin' ter be one interesting wedding," said the vendor. "You," said the vendor. Emmeline Vance Chapter 55 "Drop behind us to guard our rear," Emmeline murmured softly, almost without moving her lips, "wait until no one is looking directly at you, then go to Albus Dumbledore. If he is not already by himself, wait until he is. And tell him this: Bellatrix Black is breaking out of Azkaban, and the Dementors cannot find her." Ernie Macmillan Chapter 13 "How did you do that?" hissed one of the Hufflepuff boys as soon as she was gone.

16 The boy's eyes widened. "Really?" The boy gave him a strange look. "You really don't know?" "The words to the Killing Curse are," the boy swallowed, and his voice dropped to a whisper, and he held his hands away from his sides as if to make it very clear that he wasn't holding a wand, "Avada Kedavra." "Why did you -" "I'm Ernie Macmillan," said the Hufflepuff. He held out his hand, and Harry shook it. "Honoured to meet you." "Neville!" hissed Ernie. "He was trying to save you!" Chapter 17 "Thank you, Harry Potter, on behalf of Hufflepuff," Ernie Macmillan said formally. "It was a good try and a good thought." Ernie looked like he was torn between getting angry and wanting to die of shame. "We didn't think of it in time -" Ernie blinked. "Neville's Remembrall!" "It turns red if you've forgotten something," Ernie said. "It doesn't tell you what you forgot, though. Give it here, please, and I'll hand it back to Neville later." Ernie held out his hand. Ernie stood still for a moment in surprise, and then shouted "Hey!" and ran after Mr. Goyle. "Hey!" shouted Ernie. "That's Neville's! Give it back!" "Hey, Slytherslime," shouted Ernie, "didn't anyone ever tell you that Hufflepuffs stick together? Wands out, Hufflepuff!" "Merlin!" gasped Ernie. He was holding up Neville's Remembrall. "It's here! Right where he fell!" "Catch, Harry!" said Ernie, and he tossed the Remembrall. Chapter 18 "Harry Potter," said a quiet voice from behind him. "Neville thought I should warn you," Ernie said in a low voice. "I think he's right. Be careful of the Potions Master in our session today. The older Hufflepuffs told us that Professor Snape can be really nasty to people he doesn't like, and he doesn't like most people who aren't Slytherins. If you say anything smart to him it... it could be really bad for you, from what I've heard. Just keep your head down and don't give him any reason to notice you." Chapter 31 "Really?" said Captain Ernie Macmillan, looking up from one of the corner tables where he was being crushed at chess by Captain Ron Weasley. (They'd brought back all the other chairs after Malfoy had left, of course.) "I mean it seems kind of obvious to me. Who would try to come up with all the ideas just by themselves?"

17 Chapter 33 "You were talking to Neville?" said Ernie. "That's not right, I was the one who -" "But," said Ernie with shock on his face, "Neville is in Hufflepuff! You're saying he lied to us?" Chapter 43 "Hermione! " Susan yelled it, and Hannah, and Daphne, and Ernie, and they all started to run toward her; even as Harry, who was always thinking one step ahead, spun on his own heel and ran for the table with the chocolate. Chapter 63 "Listen to him!" said Ernie Macmillan, and then an older-looking Hufflepuff girl standing close to Neville said, "Nevvy, please, think about it, he's right!" Chapter 67 "That's weird," Captain Macmillan spoke up suddenly, frowning at the fiery and iridescent compasses he held in either hand. (Ernie was, as Harry would have termed it, "good at spatial visualization", and so had been designated to hold both compasses and try to figure out what their enemies were doing.) "I think... Dragon's not moving fast anymore... I think they got on the other side of Chaos from us first... and it looks like Chaos is moving to attack them instead of trying to maneuver out from in between?" "Yeah," said Ernie. "Not yet -" Chapter 78 "No good," said Ernie Macmillan. The Hufflepuff boy shook his head, looking even more serious than Anthony. "I mean, it's just like throwing a hex, they'd dodge." "Still," Ernie said, turning to look seriously at Susan, "I think you'd better go with whatever group fights Chaos, Captain Bones. I know you can't use your double magical powers except when innocents are in danger, but I mean - just in case Miss Davis does, you know, go out of control and try to eat someone's soul -" For some reason Anthony Goldstein seemed to be having a sudden choking fit. What s that supposed to mean? said Ernie. Fawkes The part of Fawkes is done by sound effects. Fay Chapter 33

18 "Me too!" said Fay. "I've got a plan too! See, Neville Longbottom is secretly on our side -" Mrs. Figg "Harry?" asked a bemused woman's voice, one of the neighbours. An old woman's face peered out from above the neighbouring fence, grizzled grey hair escaping from her hairnet. Mrs. Figg, the occasional babysitter. "What are you doing, Harry?" "Did you get your acceptance letter from Hogwarts?" "But you don't have an owl. Poor dear! I can't imagine what someone must have been thinking, sending you just the standard letter." "Just leave it to me, dear," said Mrs. Figg, "and in a jiffy or two I'll have someone over." Filius Flitwick Chapter 15 "Oh, very good, Miss Granger!" squeaked Filius Flitwick, their Charms Professor and Head of Ravenclaw, a tiny little man with no visible signs of being a past dueling champion. "Excellent! Stupendous!" Chapter 17 "Please don't worry too much, Mr. Potter," squeaked Professor Flitwick from somewhere around Harry's shoulder level. (Harry was grateful for Professor Flitwick's gigantic puffy beard, it was hard getting used to a Professor who was not only shorter than him but spoke in a higher-pitched voice.) "Headmaster Dumbledore may seem a little odd, or a lot odd, or even extremely odd, but he has never hurt a student in the slightest, and I don't believe he ever will." Professor Flitwick gave Harry an encouraging smile. "Just keep that in mind at all times and you'll be sure not to panic!" "Good luck!" squeaked Professor Flitwick, and leaned over to the gargoyle and said something that Harry somehow failed to hear at all. (Of course, the password wouldn't be much good if you could hear someone saying it.) And the stone gargoyle walked aside with a very natural and ordinary movement that Harry found rather shocking, since the gargoyle still looked like solid, immovable stone the whole time. "Up you go!" squeaked Flitwick. Chapter 23 Professor Flitwick's puff-bearded face looked rather concerned. "Are you all right, Harry?" said the squeaky voice of Ravenclaw's Head of House. "I got a note saying you'd been locked in here -" Chapter 43 "Expecto Patronum! " shouted Professor Flitwick and Auror Goryanof, and then Anthony Goldstein, but he failed the first time, and then Parvati Patil, who succeeded, and then Anthony tried again and his silver bird spread its wings and screamed at the Dementor, and Dean Thomas roared the words like they had been written in letters of fire and his wand gave birth to a towering white bear; there were eight blazing Patronuses all in a line

19 between Harry and the Dementor, and Harry went on screaming and screaming as the Headmaster laid him on the dried grass. "Miss Granger!" squeaked Professor Flitwick, but he made no move to stop her, only kept holding his wand on Professor Quirrell. Even as Hermione understood, Professor Flitwick was already crying "Accio! ", and she saw the stick of wood zooming up from where it had lain almost touching the Dementor's cage. Chapter 45 "Throw it into the Sun? " squeaked Professor Flitwick, looking like he wanted to faint. Flora & Hestia Carrow Chapter 41 "And then what?" gasped Flora and Hestia Carrow. Chapter 45 "Why didn't you kiss him first, Tracey?" said Flora and Hestia Carrow from their own chairs. "Now Potter's going to marry a mudblood girl! You could've been his true love and gotten into a rich Noble House and everything if you'd just kissed him first!" "That doesn't sound like true love to me," said the Carrow twins. "That sounds like thewrong person kissed him." Chapter 63 "I would've thought you'd be happy -" "- to hear that a Death Eater had been freed, Malfoy!" Chapter 69 "Hey, everyone!" said the Carrow twins dramatically, waving an issue of the Daily Prophet. "Did you hear the news? The Wizengamot just ruled that 'let's see what you got' constitutes a lawful challenge to be fought until the challenger lies down and has a nap!" Fred and George Weasley The parts of Fred and George Weasley is taken by Greg Crouse Gerald McCusker Chapter 54

20 "Mike," said McCusker, "what's with your Patronus?" Godric Gryffindor Chapter 75 Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum. Auror Goryanof Chapter 43 "Less afraid?" said Auror Goryanof from where he was sitting. "Expecto Patronum! " shouted Professor Flitwick and Auror Goryanof, and then Anthony Goldstein, but he failed the first time, and then Parvati Patil, who succeeded, and then Anthony tried again and his silver bird spread its wings and screamed at the Dementor, and Dean Thomas roared the words like they had been written in letters of fire and his wand gave birth to a towering white bear; there were eight blazing Patronuses all in a line between Harry and the Dementor, and Harry went on screaming and screaming as the Headmaster laid him on the dried grass. Lady Greengrass Chapter 78 Would someone care to explain that? said Lady Greengrass. Not all of us present are experts at such... affairs. "Dear Merlin," said Lady Greengrass. Her voice seemed unsteady, the aristocratic poise well-punctured. "My daughter is fighting with the Charm of the Most Ancient Blade, in her first year. I never knew - she possessed such extraordinary talent -" "Well," said the Lady Greengrass, as she rose up and cracked her knuckles, stretching, her husband silent beside her. "I must say, that was quite... interesting..." Lord Greengrass Chapter 78 "But -" said Lord Greengrass. "But what in Merlin's name is Harry Potter -" Look! cried the Lord of Greengrass. The dapper young man had risen half out of his chair, pointing his finger at the screen. There she goes!

21 The skill? Lord Greengrass said. Their spells didn t seem all that impressive to me. Except for Daphne s, of course. Now hold on! interjected Lord Greengrass. There s plenty of schools where they teach dueling in first year! Gregory Goyle Chapter 16 "I'm sure Mr. Potter wouldn't be that foolish." "I can't imagine, Mr. Crabbe." Chapter 17 "Hey, what's this?" said Mr. Goyle. He stooped to the grass and picked up something around the size of a large marble, a glass ball that seemed to be filled with a swirling white mist. "Come and get it, Hufflepuffle!" shouted Mr. Goyle, and a great cheer went up from the Slytherins. "What?" cried Mr. Goyle. He looked down and saw... Chapter 19 "Yeah! Talk!" "Professor Quirrell," said Mr. Goyle, his voice now amplified as the professor's was, "can I ask what level -" "How to fall correctly when someone throws you," said Mr. Goyle. "It's one of the very first lessons you learn -" "I'm not!" shouted Mr. Goyle from his desk, sounding a little frantic. "I know you didn't really lose! Please don't plan any vengeances!" Chapter 30 "Potter's coming," Gregory said with no trace of his usual fake drawl. "They've still got all four of their brooms, you want me to take them out?" Chapter 45 "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?" said Gregory, swinging his feet off Pansy's lap. "What's this? Miss Bulstrode didn't tell that part." Meanwhile, Gregory had crossed the room to where Vincent was doing his homework. "Mr. Crabbe," Gregory said in a low voice, "I think Mr. Malfoy needs to know about this." Chapter 63 "You don't really think -" said Gregory. Chapter 69

22 "I hight someone knocking!" bellowed Mr. Goyle. "Knocking of the door!" Chapter 71 "Wait here," growled Mr. Goyle, and went around the corner; and there was the sound of him knocking on Draco Malfoy's private room. "Mr. Malfoy will see you," said the low, menacing voice of Mr. Goyle as he returned. "And you'd better hope he doesn't think you're wasting his time." The boy loomed at her briefly, and then stepped aside. After the girl was gone, Gregory came in, shut the door again and said, "Are you alright, Mr. Malfoy?" "Mr. Malfoy?" Gregory said, starting to sound a little worried. Chapter 77 "Mr. Malfoy?" said the voice of Gregory Goyle, from where he was lying on the floor beside Draco's desk, in the small but private bedroom; Gregory was doing his Transfiguration homework, on which he often needed help. "You weren't really plotting against Granger at all," said Gregory. "Were you?" "You actually were helping Granger, that day you picked her up off the floor," said Gregory. "And before, that time you kept her from falling off the roof. You helped a mudblood -" "Is that what Harry Potter said to you?" said Gregory. "I don't know what to do," Gregory said in a whisper. "I don't know what to do now, Mr. Malfoy. Your father isn't - when he finds out - he's not going to like it, Mr. Malfoy!" "Does he?" said Gregory in trembling voice. "Does he really?" Gregory reached up and wiped his eyes, looking down again at his Transfiguration homework. "Okay," Gregory said in a shaky voice. "If you say so, Mr. Malfoy." Chapter 78 The hollow bell sounded through the forest, somehow sounding more ominous than ever before. On the instant, the two pilots cried "Up!" and leapt onto their broomsticks, heading into the gray sky. Beads of sweat now dotted Gregory s forehead. The enemy got Dylan Vaughan, Gregory said formally. Harry Potter and Blaise Zabini were each Transfiguring something dark-grey and roundish, I don t think it was finished but it looked like it would be big and hollow, sort of cauldron-shaped. Zabini s was smaller than Potter s. I couldn t get either of them or disrupt their Transfigurations, Tracey Davis blocked me. Neville Longbottom is on a broomstick and he s still a terrible flyer but his aim is really good. The only other weird thing I saw, Gregory said, sounding puzzled, was that some Chaotics were wearing... sort of like goggles? Um... Gregory said. They were... greenish, maybe? Griphook

23 Chapter 4 "What?" hissed the goblin Griphook, who was waiting near the door. "Are you questioning the integrity of Gringotts, Mr. Potter-Evans-Verres?" "Of course," said Griphook. Griphook grinned, showing sharp teeth. "Only a fool would trust any but goblin coin!" "For a fee, Mr. Potter-Evans-Verres." The goblin watched him with glittering eyes. "For a certain fee. Where would you find a ton of silver, I wonder?" Griphook's eyes were intent. "I would have to consult my superiors..." "A twentieth part of the metal would well pay for the coining." Hannah Abbott The part of Hannah is taken by MarZ. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres The part of Harry is taken by Eneasz Brodski. Mr. Hat And Cloak (Note: Pretty sure this is Quirrellmort.) Head Boy Chapter 70 Professor McGonagall coughed warningly, and the Head Boy said, "You weren't around for Professor Barney," which made several people twitch. Hermione Granger The part of Hermione is taken by (anonymous). Madam Hooch Chapter 17 "Stick out your right hand over the broom, or left hand if you're left-handed," called Madam Hooch. "And say, UP!" Madam Hooch surveyed the field of boys, and nodded. "Now, when I blow my whistle, you kick off from the ground, hard." "Keep your brooms steady, rise a few feet, and then come straight back down by leaning forwards slightly. On my whistle - three - two -"

24 "Come back, boy!" shouted Madam Hooch (which had to be the most unhelpful instruction imaginable for dealing with an out-of-control broomstick, from a flying instructor, and a fully automatic section of Harry's brain added Madam Hooch to his tally of fools). "Broken wrist," Madam Hooch said. "Calm down, boy, he just has a broken wrist!" "That's for emergencies only," snapped Madam Hooch. "Put it away, he's fine." She leaned over the boy, offering him a hand. "Come on, boy, it's all right, up you get!" Madam Hooch sent Harry a glare. "Of course not!" She pulled the boy to his feet using his good arm - Harry saw with a shock that it was Neville Longbottom again, what was withhim? - and she turned to all the watching children. "None of you is to move while I take this boy to the hospital wing! You leave those brooms where they are or you'll be out of Hogwarts before you can say 'Quidditch.' Come on, dear." Isabel Brooks Chapter 57 ("He can get away with it," Isabel whispered back to her, "he's Dumbledore, not even Fate takes him seriously anymore.") Jacqueline Preece Chapter 70 "Really?" said Miss Preece in a tone of undisguised fascination. "They couldn't vote?" Jaime Astorga Chapter 72 And then, as there approached the faintly audible sound of one last set of footsteps, the seven girls heard the bully's voice saying, clear and cold and quiet, "Protego". "Silencio," said the bully in a soft, deliberate voice with his wand pointed toward the corridor, the blue haze of his Shielding Charm shimmering around him. "Accio victim." "I suppose you're wondering what's going on," the seventh-year Slytherin said in a quiet, cold voice. "Don't worry. It's so simple even a Gryffindor could understand." "You're my victim," said the older Slytherin. "I'm a bully. I'm going to beat you up. And we'll see if anyone stops me." "Expelliarmus," said the bully. "Stupefy. Accio stupid heroine." The bully was also giving the girl's upside-down body an odd look, and then he pointed his wand at her and said "Finite Incantatem," but the clothes stayed the same.... but the older boy just slashed his wand down leaving a trail of green glow behind and Hermione's Charm visibly disrupted into a shower of blue-white sparks, then in almost the same motion the bully said "Stupefy!" and Hermione was blown backward... just before the bully shouted "Impedimenta!", the rainbow sphere forming around the bully and the seventh-year Slytherin staggered as his own hex was reflected back at him, but