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1 All Rights Reserved 2016 LITTLE KNOWN CHICKEN FACTS A chicken will lay bigger and stronger eggs if you change the lighting in such a way as to make them think a day is 28 hours long! The chicken can travel up to 9 miles per hour. The largest chicken egg was nearly 12 oz. & 12 1/4" around. The record for laying the most eggs: seven in one day. There are more chickens in the world than any other domesticated bird. More than one chicken for every human on earth The Ameraucana and Araucana chicken lays eggs colored in shades of green or blue The term 'Chicken Pox' didn't come from people believing that they came from chickens, it came from the Old English term 'gican pox' - which means the itching pox. Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens. Chickens give different alarm calls when threatened by different predators A rooster will attack anything that he thinks will harm the hens, including people PUBLISHED AND DISTRIBUTED WEEKLY BY PASSTIMES OF ARIZONA, LLC - PASSTIMESAZ@LIVE.COM

2 THE SERVICE WE GIVE TO OTHERS IS THE RENT WE PAY FOR THE LIFE WE HAVE HERE ON EARTH." -MUHAMMED ALI HOLD ON TIGHT AND LET GOD STEER

3 I HATE IT WHEN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD GO SILENT. I NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY ARE PLANNING. SSSSH, IT S A SECRET A couple hosted a dinner for their male friend and his new girlfriend, who happened to be really blonde. While eating dinner they got on the subject of vacations. The blonde girlfriend said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation. The hostess tried to explain to her that it was not a real place. The girlfriend laughed and said "it is too, it's where Batman lives". The hostess laughed and looked over at her boyfriend who, smiling, told her that the blonde was serious. The hostess then tried to explain that, "he does not exist, why do you think there have been three of them: Clooney, Kilmer and Keaton?" The blonde looked the hostess straight in the eye and whispered, "that s because he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is." RANDOMINGS I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well Someday I'm gonna open a pawn shop and blow everyone's mind when I only sell rooks, bishops and knights If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know... Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages made for a large mammal NOTHING WORTH HAVING COMES EASY

4 HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE TALK AND WONDER, "WHO TIES YOUR SHOE LACES FOR YOU?" I MUST BE FOLLOWING MY DIET TOO CLOSELY. I KEEP GAINING ON IT * On April 23, 1564, English dramatist and poet William Shakespeare is born in Stratford-on-Avon. While it is impossible to be certain of the exact day of his birth, church records show that he was baptized on April 26, and it was customary to wait three days before baptizing a newborn. * On April 22, 1978, the Blues Brothers make their world premiere on "Saturday Night Live." Led by SNL cast members Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, the band would go on to score three top-40 hits and a No. 1 album. * On April 21, 1918, Manfred von Richthofen, the German flying ace known as "The Red Baron," is killed by Allied fire. In a time when 20 air victories ensured a pilot legendary status, von Richthofen had downed 80 enemy aircraft. He was 25 years old.

5 * On April 19, 1897, the first Boston Marathon is held. Women were not allowed to enter the race until 1972, but in 1966 runner Roberta "Bobbi" Gibb hid in the bushes near the start until the race began. In 1967, Kathrine Switzer finished even though race officials tried to physically remove her. HEAVEN WOULD MAKE A GREAT REALITY SHOW FOR THE RELIGION CHANNEL * On April 20, 1871, Congress authorizes President Ulysses S. Grant to use military force to suppress the Ku Klux Klan. Founded in 1865 by a group of Confederate veterans, the KKK engaged in night terrorist raids against black Americans and white Republicans. * On April 24, 1953, Winston Churchill, the British leader who guided Great Britain and the Allies through World War II, is knighted by Queen Elizabeth II. * On April 18, 1945, syndicated journalist Ernie Pyle, America's most popular war correspondent, is killed by Japanese machine-gun fire on the island of Ie Shima in the Pacific. Pyle always wrote about the experiences of enlisted men rather than the battles they participated in. (c) 2016 King Features Synd., Inc.

6 THERE ARE ONLY TWO OPTIONS: MAKE PROGRESS OR MAKE EXCUSES GO THE EXTRA MILE--IT MAKES YOUR BOSS LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE SLACKER WHY WAIT FOR A BLESSING WHEN YOU COULD BE ONE!

7 REFUSING TO GO TO THE GYM FOR A WORKOUT COUNTS AS RESISTANCE TRAINING, RIGHT? GOD LOVES YOU! HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET!

8 IT IS BETTER FOR A CIVILIZATION TO BE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN THAN TO BE COMING UP OUT OF IT YOU CANNOT MAKE PROGRESS WITHOUT MAKING DECISIONS LIFE HAS NO LIMITATIONS EXCEPT THE ONES YOU MAKE TGIF: THANK GOD I M FORGIVEN

9 DON'T JUDGE EACH DAY BY THE HARVEST YOU REAP, BUT BY THE SEEDS YOU PLANT START BY THANKING GOD FOR SOMETHING AND EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE THANKING HIM FOR EVERYTHING MY BROTHER-IN-LAW WAS A LIFEGUARD IN A CAR WASH GIVING UP MEANS YOU DIDN T WANT IT TO BEGIN WITH

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11 YOU TOO, BE PATIENT AND STAND FIRM, BECAUSE THE LORD S COMING IS NEAR JAMES 5-8 OUR DOUBTS ARE TRAITORS AND MAKE US LOSE THE GOOD WE OFTEN MIGHT WIN, BY FEARING TO ATTEMPT - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

12 WELL, I KNEW I WASN T A MORNING PERSON, BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M NOT AN AFTERNOON PERSON EITHER CHRISTIANITY: UNDER THE SAME MANAGEMENT FOR 2000 YEARS YOU MAY BE RECOGNIZED SOON. HIDE! * It was award-winning Canadian novelist, poet, essayist and literary critic Margaret Atwood who made the following sage observation: "Your romantic tragedy when you were 19 becomes a funny anecdote by the time you're 45. And then, 30 years later, you can't remember their name." * In 1819, some Native peoples in the United States got quite a surprise. Fearing trouble from tribes, a group of western river explorers traveled in a steamboat that had been modified to resemble a fire-breathing serpent. * After the disaster of the Exxon Valdez, the oil tanker's former captain, Joseph Hazelwood -- who evidently had been so drunk that he was passed out in his bunk when the devastating collision occurred -- was hired by the New York Maritime College. His job? Teaching students how to stand watch. * At one time in New York City it was against the law to play pinball. *The woman who was declared the female winner of the 1980 Boston Marathon had the title stripped from her after officials noticed her absence from any of the photographs or video footage from the middle of the event. It seems she veered off course, killed a little time around town, then rode the subway a spot less than a mile from the finish line, rejoining the race at the very end. * Tombstones weren't always used to record information about the deceased's life; they were originally just large, unmarked slabs of stone placed atop a fresh grave -- a barrier to ensure that no undead creature or ghastly spirit could escape to trouble the living. *** Thought for the Day: "A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." -- Theodore Roosevelt (c) 2016 King Features Synd., Inc.

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