TheAdventuresofJohnnyNorthside Beingtheamazing,true to lifeadventuresand(verylikely)misadventuresofa divorcedmanwhoseekstotakehiseducation,activismandseeminglyboundless energytonorthminneapolis,(nomi)tohelpwithaprocessofturningarapidly revitalizingneighborhoodintosomethingapproachingurbanutopia.iamhereto benearmychild.thejournalismonthisblogisdedicatedtomysonalex,age12, andhisdreamofstudyingmathandroboticsatmit.emailmeat hoffjohnw@gmail.com Sunday,August16,2009 ListOfSlumlordPropertiesForKeithReitman,MahmoodKhan,BashirMoghul,And (OhGee)DanaDRomanNumeralThree... PhotobyJohnHoff Above,crappiledupoutside2700MorganAve.N.,whichwasapropertyofDanaD III. WhenmydadandIwouldgofishing,rightbeforeheadingashorewe'dtakeourcan ofwormsandjusttosstheworms dirtandall intothelake.mydadsaidifwe didn'tgivethefishiessomefreeworms,everynowandthen,they'dlearnworms alwayshavehooksandthey'dstopbitingonourbait. Andevenifitwasn'tso,myfatherpointedout,wecoulddothefishafavorandgive themameal,sincetheyweresooftenamealforus. SoitisIhavecomeuponfourcansofworms propertylistsforfournotoriousnorth Minneapolisslumlordentities butratherthanplaywiththeworms,ratherthan dishupthestuffpiecemealinnumerousblogposts IthinkIwilljustopenthecans ofwormsandtosstheinformationuponthewormywatersoftheinternet.dowith itwhatyouwill. First,KeithRietman.Oh,howhappyIamtohaveamorecurrentlistofproperties forrietman.thelastlistwasn'tverycurrent,clickhere,andsoi'mhappytohavea betterlist.hereitis... PropertyList,KeithRietman,asfollows: KeithReitman,620LowryAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1441 KeithReitman,2401JamesAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1934 KeithReitman,2522PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1704
KeithReitman,1910PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2404 KeithReitman,140521stAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2518 KeithReitman,1600GoldenValleyRd,Minneapolis,MN,55411 KeithReitman,1405WBroadwayAve,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2536(a.k.a.the"ugly asschocolatebrownbuilding") KeithReitman,1409WBroadwayAve,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2536(ditto) KeithReitman,1408GoldenValleyRd,Minneapolis,MN,55411 KeithReitman,1406GoldenValleyRd,Minneapolis,MN,55411 KeithReitman,2419PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1701 KeithReitman,2341PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2432 KeithReitman,2335PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2432 KeithReitman,2331PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2432 KeithReitman,2329WBroadwayAve,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1732 KeithReitman,1301HoldenSt,Minneapolis,MN,55405 HerearethepropertiesofDanaDIII.Wordisthisentityisintroublewiththe authorities,butpropertiescontinuetobelistedasundertheownershipofdanad IIIor,asIalwayssay,"DanaDeeRomanNumeralThree." DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3609LoganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 1949 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3953DupontAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2036 DannaDInvestorsIIIInc,3710GirardAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2023 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2935QueenAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1058 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3026ThomasAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1035 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3126ThomasAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1037 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2659QueenAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1722
DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2648RussellAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1725 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3530LoganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2334 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3456PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2324 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3530MorganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2338 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2700MorganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1131(Thisis thenotorious"salmonhouse"wheresomuchprostitutiontookplace) DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2941FremontAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1312 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2818AldrichAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1428 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,3251N6thSt,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2621 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,100829thAveNE,Minneapolis,MN,55418 2168 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,4653BryantAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 1428 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2321N4thSt,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2118 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,2031JamesAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1926 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,1418LoganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3172 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,1723GirardAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3103 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,111218thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3211 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,130116thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3116 DannaDInvestorsIIILLC,1514ThomasAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2914 HerearethepropertiesofMahmoodKhan.Arguably,someofKhan'spropertiesare theworstonthelist. MahmoodKhan,4011DupontAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 1612 MahmoodKhan,3414EmersonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2521 MahmoodKhan,3238BryantAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2536 MahmoodKhan,2722OliverAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1108
MahmoodKhan,2639OliverAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1846 MahmoodKhan,2631NewtonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1844 MahmoodKhan,160427thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1212 MahmoodKhan,2906EmersonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1362 MahmoodKhan,2714EmersonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1358 MahmoodKhan,2813AldrichAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1427 MahmoodKhan,41030thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1525 MahmoodKhan,315BuchananStNE,Minneapolis,MN,55413 1600 MahmoodKhan,81844thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 1403 MahmoodKhan,32124thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2169 MahmoodKhan,2222N4thSt,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2719(Thisistheproperty wherethebodyofanshalikehamiltonwasfound.thismurderisstillunsolved) MahmoodKhan,2135N4thSt,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2716 MahmoodKhan,2414BryantAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2115 MahmoodKhan,2223EmersonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2513 MahmoodKhan,162122ndAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1949 MahmoodKhan,211625thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1828 MahmoodKhan,2123OliverAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1818 MahmoodKhan,200821stAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2447 MahmoodKhan,1607HillsideAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1911(Thisisthe notorious"houseofpoop.") MahmoodKhan,1714OliverAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3039 MahmoodKhan,1827OliverAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3040 MahmoodKhan,2007RussellAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2416
MahmoodKhan,2126QueenAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2435 MahmoodKhan,1204KnoxAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3811 MahmoodKhan,1001LoganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3816 MahmoodKhan,1800LasalleAveUnit104,Minneapolis,MN,55403 3611 Lastbutnotleast,thehumbleslumlordempireofBashirMoghul.GiveMoghulcredit forthis:hehasthemostgeographicdiversity,notlimitinghimselftonorth Minneapolisbutspreadinghisslummywaysallaround. BashirMoghul,2942TylerStNE,Minneapolis,MN,55418 BashirMoghul,4206ColfaxAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 1734 BashirMoghul,3814FremontAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2043 BashirMoghul,2516LowryAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1011 BashirMoghul,3027PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1121 BashirMoghul,3114UptonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1044 BashirMoghul,3550GirardAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2418 BashirMoghul,3347FremontAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2404 BashirMoghul,2646PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1719 BashirMoghul,2615NewtonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 BashirMoghul,2950BryantAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1439 BashirMoghul,2617DupontAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2039 BashirMoghul,3318N6thSt,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2624 BashirMoghul,32486thStN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 BashirMoghul,3200N2ndSt,Minneapolis,MN,55412 2602 BashirMoghul,2915N3rdSt,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1509 BashirMoghul,42831stAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1528
BashirMoghul,31827thAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1518 BashirMoghul,231753rdAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55430 3373 BashirMoghul,5209N6thSt,Minneapolis,MN,55430 3228 BashirMoghul,4553CamdenAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55412 BashirMoghul,2110LyndaleAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2735 BashirMoghul,19005thStN,Minneapolis,MN,55418 BashirMoghul,2514EmersonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2010 BashirMoghul,2415EmersonAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2051 BashirMoghul,2118AldrichAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 BashirMoghul,2030WillowAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1813 BashirMoghul,1900WBroadwayAve,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2455 BashirMoghul,1934OliverAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 2402 BashirMoghul,154722ndAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 1947 BashirMoghul,1831MorganAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3017 BashirMoghul,1500IrvingAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3149 BashirMoghul,704PennAveN,Minneapolis,MN,55411 3626 BashirMoghul,816ParkAve,Minneapolis,MN,55404 1135 BashirMoghul,19171stAveS,Minneapolis,MN,55403 BashirMoghul,23015thAveS,Minneapolis,MN,55404 3635 BashirMoghul,2532BloomingtonAve,Minneapolis,MN,55404 3920 THESELISTSAREBELIEVEDTOBECURRENTbutifanybodyhascontrary information,discussion,etc.therearecommentthreadsavailable.