Pastoral Staff Pastor: FR. LUCIANO CORTOPASSI Luciano.cortopassi@calgarydiocese.ca *Appts to be arranged through the parish office Senior Administrator: DEBORAH QUINLAN office@stjamesparishrc.com Religious Education: LEANNE PLAMONDON religiousedu@stjamesparishrc.com Administrative Asst: CHRISTINA SPRINKHUYSEN Submissions for the bulletin go to: bulletin@stjamesparishrc.com DEADLINE IS THURSDAY 12 NOON Parish Mailing Address St. James Parish, Site 7, Box 41, RR#2 Okotoks, AB T1S 1A2 Phone: 403-938-3122 Fax: 403-938-0524 Email: office@stjamesparishrc.com Parish Website: http:// stjamesparishokotoks.wordpress.com OFFICE HOURS: Monday - Friday 8:30-12:00 & 1:00-3:30pm *Closed for the Noon Hour* *Closed 3 rd Friday of the Month Sacrament of the Sick: For Emergencies Call: Fr. Luciano at 403-860-4344 *Please state your name and Phone number St. James Church 338060 32 nd St. East (Street Address only) Okotoks SCHEDULE FOR ST. JAMES CHURCH (for the week of Oct 23 - Oct 29): Mass Times: Sun: 11:00am & 7:00pm Tues: 7:00pm Thurs 9:30am Sat: 9:00am Reconciliation Schedule: Tuesday after 7:00pm Mass, Sunday: 6:15-6:45pm *or by appt. Solemn Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament Tuesday following Mass 7:30-8:30pm SCHEDULE FOR ST. MICHAEL S CHURCH: Mass Times: Sun: 9:00am Wed: 9:00am Fri: 9:00am Reconciliation Schedule: After weekday Mass or by Appt. Solemn Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament Friday following Mass, 9:30-10:30am St. Michael s Church 402 Government Road (Street address only) Black Diamond Building and Sustaining One Parish
Let us welcome, into our parish community, all the children who have received the Sacrament of Baptism today. Serena Harvey Julia & Justin Len Cullen Lacroix GOD BLESS YOU & CONGRATULATIONS! *New* Adoration will begin October 31 st. Times are Monday-Friday: 6am-9am and 5pm-7pm. Please sign up for a time (45 minutes minimum). Two people are required to be in the chapel at all times. The Sign-up sheet is located in the Narthex. Upcoming Events and Activities October 23, 2016 (2nd Collection on Oct 30th) Next Sunday (Oct 30th) we will be collecting for World Mission Sunday. Together with Catholics throughout the world, we are called to offer our prayers and generous financial support, through the Propagation of the Faith, for the worldwide mission of Jesus. Your gift on World Mission Sunday helps: People in remote villages, towns and cities through the witness and work of missionaries and local priests. Children, the elderly, refugees, the sick and orphans through the service of Religious Sisters and Brothers. To bring the Gospel to the poorest of our human family Cathechists proclaim the message of hope and peace that only Christ can give. Please offer prayer for the work of the Church in the missions today - the Pacific Islands, Latin America, Africa and Asia. And please be as generous as you can today, for World Mission Sunday. Our Children s Liturgy program is short on volunteers. In order for this program to continue, we require more people. If you are willing to help out, please contact Roxanne Bruketa by email: rrpasternak@hotmail.com All Parishioners are invited to join our 4th Degree Knights of Columbus for a Special Mass on Saturday, November 5th at St. James Church at 5:00pm. Training Sessions for Ministries Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion: Thurs Oct 27th @ 7pm or Sat Oct 29th @ 10am Proclaimers of the Word: Thurs Nov 3rd @ 7pm or Sat Nov 5th @ 10am Altar Servers: Sun Oct 23rd @ 9:30am
St. James Parish Page 3 THIS WEEK IN OUR PARISH Mass Times & Mass Intentions Sunday - Oct 23 9:00am - St. Michael s Colby Berner 11:00am - St. James Yvonne VanCouwenberge 7:00pm - St. James People of the Parish Monday - Oct 24 NO MASS Tuesday - Oct 25 7:00pm - St. James Bernadette Domagala Wednesday - Oct 26 9:00am - St. Michael s Dennis Steciw Thursday - Oct 27 9:30am - St. James Anonymous Friday - Oct 28 9:00am - St. Michael s Diane & Joe Pollock Activities For The Week Baptism Sunday 2nd Collection for Haiti Hurricane Relief Coffee Sunday after 11am Mass, St. James Church Hall, Hosted by K of C KofC Honour Guard attending 11am Mass, St. James Church Altar Server Training 9:30-10:30am, St. James Church First Reconciliation Session 2-3:30pm, St. James Church Hall & St. Raphael Room 2nd Sunday Choir Practice 7-8pm, St. Michael s Church Adoration & Reconciliation following 7pm Mass Men s Prayer Group 8-9pm, St. James Church, St. Br. Andre Room. RCIA Meeting 7-9pm, St. James Church, St. Br. Andre Room Baptism Preparation 7-9pm, St. James Church, St. Raphael Room Rivers of Living Water Prayer Group 7-8:30pm, St. James Church, St. Br. Andre Room, VIDEO: Why Everyone Needs To Be A Witness Ralph Martin - Join us for songs of praise, prayers & fellowship. HIS Choir Practice 7:30-10pm, St. James Church Extraordinary Ministers Workshop 7-8pm, St. James Church Adoration following 9am Mass Youth Music Ministry 3:15-4:30pm, St. James Church Saturday - Oct 29 9:00am - St. James Anonymous Sunday - Oct 30 9:00am - St. Michael s Denise Klein 11:00am - St. James George Martin 7:00pm - St. James People of the Parish Extraordinary Ministers Workshop 10-11am, St. James Church 2nd Collection for World Mission Sunday CFC Christian Life Program 1-5pm, St. James Church Narthex First Reconciliation Session 2-3:30pm, St. James Church Hall * Low Gluten Eucharist is available at every Mass Fr. Luciano wants to get to know parishioners and bless your house. House Blessings will take place during Advent and Lent. Please email religiousedu@stjamesparishrc.com or call the Parish Office at 403-938-3122 to set up a time. See bulletin board or website for a schedule of available times.
Page 4 Sacramental Preparation 2016-17 St. James Parish If your Child has not received the Sacraments at St. James Church or St. Michael s Church, a copy of their certificate of Baptism must be given at time of registration. FIRST RECONCILIATION 2016 - For Grades 3 and up. ALL CLASSES WILL BE SUNDAY FROM 2PM- 3:30PM, Parents and students are expected to attend Mass at 11am or 7pm. Parent and student are to attend each session. Cost is: $30.00. - - Sunday, October 23 rd, 2016 @ 2 pm Commitment Mass @ 11am or 7pm - Sunday, October 30 th, 2016 @ 2pm - Sunday, November 6 th, 2016 @ 2pm - Sunday, November 20 th, 2016 @ 2pm Retreat and final session - Wednesday, November 23 rd, 2016 @ 7pm 1 st Reconciliation Penitential Service CONFIRMATION 2017 - For Grades 8 and up. ALL CLASSES WILL BE MONDAYS @ 7-9pm, Parents and Students are expected to attend the 11am or 7pm Mass on Sundays. Cost is $40.00. - Monday, January 9 th, 2017 @ 7pm - Sunday, January 22 nd, 2017 Commitment Mass at 11am or 7pm - Monday, January 23 rd, 2017 @ 7pm Student only Session - Monday, February 13 th, 2017 @ 7pm - Monday, March 6 th, 2017 @ 7pm - Monday, March 20 th, 2017 @ 7pm Student only Session - Monday, April 3 rd, 2017 @ 7pm - Monday, April 24 th, 2017 @ 7pm Journal Submission, Student only Session - Saturday, April 29 th, 2017 @ 9am Mass, Retreat & Rehearsal - Sunday, May 7 th, 2017 @ 11am Celebration of Confirmation with Bishop Frederick Henry FIRST COMMUNION 2017 - ALL CLASSES WILL BE SUNDAYS FROM 2-3:30pm, Parents and Students are expected to attend Mass at 11am or 7pm. Parent and student are to attend each session. Cost is $30.00. - Sunday, March 19 th, 2017 @ 2pm - Sunday, March 26 th, 2017 @ 2pm Commitment Mass at 11am or 7pm - Sunday, April 2 nd, 2017 @ 2pm - Sunday, April 9 th, 2017 @ 2pm - Sunday, April 30 th, 2017 @ 2pm - Saturday, May 6 th, 2017 @ 9am-12:30pm Mass, Retreat & Rehearsal - Saturday, May 13 th, 2017 @ TBD First Communion Sacramental Mass SACRAMENTAL PREPARATION BAPTISM PREPARATION Registration takes place at the Parish Office before the session. A Baptism Preparation session is required for the baptism of your first child. Baptisms take place the 2 nd and 4 th Sundays of each month after the 11am mass in Okotoks, and at the 9am mass in Black Diamond. Cost is $20.00. Session Two: Session Three: Session Four: Session Five: Session Six: Session Seven: Wednesday, October 26 th, 2016 @ 7pm Wednesday, December 7 th, 2016 @ 7pm Saturday, January 21 st, 2017 @ 1pm Wednesday, March 8 th, 2017 @ 7pm Sunday, April 30 th, 2017 @ 1pm Wednesday, June 7 th, 2017 @ 7pm If your child is older than seven years and in need of baptism, please contact the parish office at 403-938-3122. MARRIAGE PREPARATION Phone the Parish Office at least 6 months before marriage and make an appointment. Marriage preparation sessions are mandatory for those preparing for marriage. Sessions run Friday @ 7-9pm and continue Saturday @ 9am-4pm on the following dates: Session Two: February 10 th & February 11 th, 2017 Session Three: April 28 th & April 29 th, 2017 Session Four: October 20 th & October 21, 2017 Includes follow up meetings with Sponsor couples. Cost is $150.00 per couple. Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults Registration is ongoing for all those interested in learning more about the Catholic Faith. Inquirers are instructed in the Catholic Faith and introduced to the life of the Church. The sessions are Wednesdays from 7-9pm at St. James Church. For more information please call the Parish Office at 403-938-3122. Rite of Christian Initiation of Teens (RCIT) This program is designed for all youth from grades 7-12 who desire to receive the Catholic Sacraments they have missed and for any youth who wish to be fully initiated into the Catholic Church. Sessions will take place bi-weekly on Mondays from 7-9pm at St. James Church. Please contact the Parish Office for more information at 403-938-3122. Stewardship Reflection: for whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and the one who humbles himself will be exalted. Luke 18:14 Pride and ego is the root cause of most of our sins. Thinking your time is so valuable, your talent is better than anyone else and your money gives you status is another way of making those things gods before God. Remember all those gifts were Godgiven. Instead we should be humbled by God s abundant generosity and our hearts should be filled with gratitude. http://archstl.org/stewardship/page/bulletin-inserts
Roman Catholic Diocese of Calgary Announcements from the Catholic Pastoral Centre For October 23rd, 2016 30th Sunday of Ordinary Time 500th Anniversary of the Protestant Reformation The Pope and Lutheran leaders will meet on Oct. 31st to commemorate the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation. The Catholic Diocese and the local Lutheran Synod will commemorate this historical event with a re-presentation of the video created on that occasion with the prayer service, as well as commentary by Lutheran and Catholic leaders on Nov. 8th from 7:00-8:30pm at the Catholic Pastoral Centre, 120 17 th Ave SW, Calgary. The joint event will highlight the 50 years of continuous ecumenical dialogue between Catholics and Lutherans and their joint collaboration. The focus will also be to express the gifts of the Christian communities of the Reformation and ask forgiveness for division perpetuated by Christians from the two traditions. Refreshments will be provided. Please RSVP to Caroline.Silveira@calgarydiocese.ca or call 403-218-5523 by Nov. 7th for event tickets. RED MASS In honour of judges, the legal profession, and the administration of justice, the Red Mass will be held on Oct. 26, 2016 at 5:00 pm, at St. Mary s Cathedral. Bishop Henry will preside. All are welcome. If you wish to attend the reception afterwards with Guest Speaker Fr. Stefano Penna (Newman Theological College), registration is required. To register email: Geoff Adair (geoff.adair@blakes.com) or Tom Ross (tross@mross.com). YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO EAT One day Workshop for all who work with Youth and Young Adults, theme: You Give Them Something to Eat. The day will include prayer, talks and training. Our special guest speaker Daniel Nugent will provide training on Theology of the Body (TOB); this will equip you with tools to help young people navigate the why behind the what of Catholic sexual morality. Music, YouTube, DVD s, books incorporated to enthusiastically support and equip Youth Leaders to communicate JPII s message of TOB to Teens! October 29, 2016 at St. Anthony s Parish from 9:00am to 4:30pm. The cost is $40 and includes lunch. Please call Harriett Cariaga at the Youth Office to register: 403-218-5507 or email Harriett.Cariaga@calgarydiocese.ca CALGARY PREMIER SCREENING OF THE FILM "OVER18: A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY" The statistics pertaining to our children's exposure to pornography online are alarming. The Catholic Women s League will be hosting the film screening of this documentary by Jared and Michelle Brock. The Calgary premier will be at Canadian Martyrs Parish, 835 Northmount Dr. NW on October 29, 2016 at 6:30pm. There will be a Q&A with Jared Brock, after the movie. Additional screenings will be held in November. For more details, contact: Marilou.Legeyt@calgarydiocese.ca or call 403-218-5519. MAY I SIT WITH YOU AWHILE? THE BASIC ARTS OF PASTORAL CARE Christian Pastoral Care Association is offering this course in which visitors learn and practice the basics of pastoral visiting. It is designed to help visitors focus on the needs of the people receiving care. The course will be held on Friday, November 4th, 6:30 pm 10:30 pm, and Saturday, November 5th, 8:00 am 4:30 pm at St. Stephen Protomartyr Ukrainian Catholic Church, 4903-45 St SW Calgary, AB. The event is open to everyone, and especially those who provide pastoral care in congregations, hospitals, care facilities, hospice and other contexts of ministry. Refreshments will be provided. For more information and to register please go to www.cpcassoc.ca. The cost: $65.00 (non-members), $55.00 (members). NATIONAL GATHERING OF THE CATECHESIS OF THE GOOD SHEPHERD ASSOCIATION OF CANADA, BREAD FOR THE JOURNEY Canadian Martyrs Parish, Calgary - November 11 and 12. This is an excellent opportunity to learn more about the Catechesis of the Good Shepherd. For a detailed brochure visit www.cgsac.ca or contact Dorothy Burns at 403-938-4265 for more information. EFFECTIVE CO-PARENTINGAn educational 5-week program for separated and divorced parents to help raise their children through this difficult time and increase the understanding of needs of children for developing self- esteem and security. It will offer skills about managing diverse shared parenting situations and provide strategies for improving communication, resolving conflict, and managing day to day children s issues between parenting partners. Parents are encouraged to attend separately. The next program will run on Wednesday Nov 9, 16, 23 and Dec 7, 14 from 7pm to 9pm at the Catholic Pastoral Centre, 120 17 th Ave SW, Calgary. For more information or registration contact the Life & Family Resource Centre at 403-218-5505 or email: lifeandfamily@calgarydiocese.ca BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, ILLNESS, SPIRITUALITY AND MENTAL HEALTH This experiential workshop is suitable for volunteers and anyone working with or visiting people with mental illness. Registration fee is $40.00. November 26, 2016, 9:00 am - 3:00 pm, St. Michael's Parish 800-85 Street SW Calgary, AB T3H 4C7. For more information, visit News & Events at www.calgarydiocese.ca, or contact Alicia at 403-218-5501 or Email: healthcareprograms@calgarydiocese.ca NATIONAL YOUTH MINISTRY CONFERENCE Youth Coordinators, Priests, Teachers and Sacramental Preparation Coordinators are invited to participate in the National Youth Ministry Conference which will take place in Winnipeg, MB from November 18th to 20th. The theme for this year s conference is Got Mercy? Go online to register at www.ccymn.ca. For more call Harriett Cariaga at 403-218-5074 or email: harriett.cariaga@calgarydiocese.ca
Page 6 PROJECT RACHEL INDIVIDUAL COUNSELLING OR WEEKEND RETREAT The ministry offers a journey of healing and reconciliation for women and men who are suffering distress from a past abortion experience. Clients will be referred to professional counselors who are specially trained to deal with the trauma associated with this experience. For more information call Project Rachel at 403-218-5506 or toll free at 1-877-597-3223. You can also e-mail info@projectrachelsa.ca MARRIAGE PREPARATION "FOR BETTER & FOR EVER" For Better & For Ever Marriage Preparation, accepts all couples preparing for marriage. Due to the small group setting it allows us to focus on couples in one or more of the following circumstances: living together, previously married, beginning marriage with children, couples 45+, or those who wish to have their marriage blessed in the Church. Upcoming Dates: Nov. 14/Dec. 2-3. For more dates, registration or information, contact 403-218-5505 or email: lifeandfamily@calgarydiocese.ca RETREATS: DISCERNMENT RELIGIOUS LIFE BY ASSEMBLY OF WOMEN RELIGIOUS FireSide: Prayer evening for women discerning religious life Date: Friday, Nov. 4 Time: 7pm Place: FCJ Christian Life Centre, 219 19 Ave SW, Calgary. Contact: Sr. Terry Smith, fcj at 403-228-3623 or Email: tksmithfcj@yahoo.ca. Please be sure to dress appropriately for the weather. Encountering Jesus: A vocations discernment retreat for women Join religious sisters from the Diocese for a day of reflection perfect for getting ready for Advent! You will have an opportunity to meet sisters from different religious congregations, to pray with other young women who want to learn more about religious life, and to spend time encountering Jesus in Mass, Lectio divina, Adoration, song, and other forms of prayer. Saturday Nov. 12 from 8:30am to 4:00pm at Martha Retreat Centre, 1130 Scenic Drive S. Lethbridge or Saturday Nov. 19 from 8:30am to 3:30pm at St. Bonaventure Parish, 1600 Acadia Drive SE, Calgary. Please RSVP to Sr.Terry Smith, fcj at 403-228-3623 or Email: tksmithfcj@yahoo.ca There will be a 2nd Collection taken today Sunday Oct 23rd at St. James & St. Michael s for Haiti. Donations can also be made online through the Diocesan Website. Please mark your cheques with a note - Hurricane Relief. Ministry Bereavement Ministry Children s Liturgy Couples for Christ Program Finance Council Girls T&T K of C - St. James K of C - St. Michael s Men s Prayer Group Music Ministry Parish Pastoral Council Pastoral Care Prayer Chain RCIA Rivers of Living Water Prayer Group Sacramental Preparation St. James Boy s Youth Group St. James Catholic Women s League St. James Women s Coffee & Connections St. Vincent de Paul St. Vincent de Paul - Black Diamond Stewardship Together in Action Youth Music Ministry Youth Ministry Contact Information Barbara Zimmer bzimm@telus.net Roxanne Bruketa rrpasternak@hotmail.com Julius Strachan 403-630-5291 julius_strachanjr@yahoo.com Nicole Joachim nsjoachim@gmail.com Elie Plamondon 403-982-9876 Ernie Bird birdnest2011@hotmail.com Stefan Schwarz 403-850-2057 stefrschwarz@gmail.com Leanne Plamondon 403-982-9876 Dave Wilson 403-995-2201 Mary McGinness 403-995-0202 Vi Lake vilake@telus.net Cheryl Poulin ccfry47@telus.net Kim Jakobowski kimjakobowski@shaw.ca Leanne Plamondon religiousedu@ stjamesparishrc.com 403-938-3122 Stefan Schwarz 403-850-2057 stefrschwarz@gmail.com Pamela Mclean pamela_mclean04@yahoo.com Linda Bryson 403-938-7644 dlbryson@hotmail.com Julie Ann Heggenstaller 403-938-0562 jheggenstaller@gmail.com John Walsh 403-933-4955 Colleen Mortimer mortimer@platinum.ca Dave Wilson 403-995-2201 Jasmine Siqueira jasminensq@gmail.com 403-9991321 religiousedu@stjamesparishrc.com
Join us every week in the CHAPEL at St. James a half hour before 11:00 AM Sunday Mass & a half hour before Mass the rest of the week. 33 Days to Morning Glory 2016 Retreat Two sessions are being offered for this retreat: Tuesdays 10-11:30 am, Nov 1-Dec 6, or Wednesdays 7-8:30 pm, Nov 2-Dec 7, Both sessions being held at St. James Church, Okotoks Registration deadline: Oct 28 th. Please register at the parish office. Fee: $5.00. Contact: Barbara 587-757-8727 for more information. The Holy Rosary Come Pray the Rosary at St. Michael s Church. Join us every week as we pray the Holy Rosary before the 9am Mass on Sundays, and after Mass on Wednesdays & Fridays All parishioners are invited to join in the prayer of the Divine Mercy Chaplet on the First Sunday of the month prior to mass, at St. Michael s, next one Nov 6 th, and the 2 nd Friday of the month during adoration following 9am Mass, next one Nov 11 th, at St. Michael s. And on the 3rd Sunday of every month at St. James Church, beginning at 10:50am, next one Nov 20 th. Mount St. Francis Retreat Centre, Cochrane Men s and Deacon s Weekend November 4-6, to register contact: Deacon Robert Risling at 403 957-0894 - robert.risling@calgarydiocese.ca or Don Mattern at 403-381-7319 mattern2@telus.net, Karl Airey 403-382-8577 - karlaireyonline@gmail.com Pray In Our Lives. November 10 (Thursday) enjoy a silent day away in the beautiful setting of Mount St. Francis Retreat (9:00 a.m. 3:00 p.m.). This year s theme is different aspects of Prayer. Please call or email ahead to register. Come at 8:30 to enjoy a coffee or tea and muffins before we begin the program. Suggested contribution is $30.00 or $40.00 with a private room. To register please Phone 403-932-2012, or email: mtfrancis@shaw.ca Advent Retreat Weekend November 25-27 to register contact: Linda and Russ Nicol at 403-932-1804 - lindamnicol@outlook.com A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows. Francis of Assisi St. James Catholic Women s League The Calgary Diocesan CWL is hosting a Snowflake Gala on January 28, 2017. Tickets are $125. each. Please see posters at both St. James and St. Michael s for all the details. Our CWL will raffle tickets for this gala at our Christmas Pot Luck supper on November 25th, 2016. CHRISTIAN WOMEN'S FELLOWSHIP BREAKFAST BEGINS AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SEASON! The Christian Women's Fellowship Breakfast will be offered again this winter in the months of November, January, February and March. We are now into our 15th year and we are very blessed to be able to offer fellowship once again through a morning of warm food and shared faith. Mark your calendars for Nov 10/16, No breakfast in December, January 12/17, February 9/17, and March 9/16. Our guest speaker for Thursday November 10, 2016 is Mary Fraser from Okotoks. Mary will share her faith journey with us as a child of a War Bride. All Christian women in the area are welcome to join us. (Unfortunately our space does not lend itself to offering child care). We gather at St. Michael's Catholic Church in Black Diamond at 9:00am. The cost is still $7.00 and reservations are needed. To RSVP or to be added to our phoning list please call Barbara @ 587-757-8727.
ST. JAMES FINANCIAL CORNER Weekly Collection Report 2016 Oct 16, 2016 Collections Over (Under) Year to date Collections Year to date Over (Under) Operating Fund $9,711 $8,860 $851 $348,816 $406,820 $(58,004) Together in Action (TIA) $565 $936 $(371) $37,934 $39,312 $(1,378) Building Fund Loan $1,202 $1,682 $(480) $97,602 $70,644 $26,958 Weekly Collection Report 2016 Oct 9, 2016 Collections Over (Under) Year to date Collections Year to date Over (Under) Operating Fund $8,160 $8,860 $(700) $338,070 $397,960 $(59,890) Together in Action (TIA) $1,666 $936 $730 $37,369 $38,376 $(1,007) Building Fund Loan $2,860 $1,682 $1,178 $96,114 $68,962 $27,152 St. Vincent de Paul - Okotoks, Report A total of $1,080.53 was spent for the month of September, providing assistance to local people. Four home visits were done, serving 3 adults and 8 children, with a total of 7.5 volunteer hours. Year to Date Revenue: $22,140.76. Year to Date Expenses: $27,849.93. Thank you for your prayers and continued support! Sale of Safeway and Sobeys Gift Cards Safeway and Sobeys gift cards are sold at face value every second Sunday after the 11 am and 7 pm Mass, as well as at the Parish office. Cash, cheque, debit and credit cards can be used for payment. Our goal for 2016 is to sell $9000 per month or $108,000 annually which will contribute $8100 towards the Parish. TIA donations are accepted as well! Actual Sept 1 to Sept 30, 2016 $ 2,850.00 Year to date $51,450.00 Proceeds to the Parish $ 3,858.75 Moose Steak Each Friday night after work, sun, snow, or rain, Jack, being from Newfoundland, would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak. But, all of Jack s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said: You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant, but now you are a Catholic. Jack s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Jack s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a codfish. Taken from: lwc@seaside.ns.ca