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Mennonite mating rituals You keep using that term; I don't think you know what it means. What I find sexy It's not true if it's not in. Nothing pleases me quite like a in a Sunday service. Which just goes to prove that Mennos are amazing entrepreneurs.
Kids these days just don't understand about I'm not afraid of a zombie apocolypse because I've already lived through. Am I a bad Mennonite if I don't have any? There's no such thing as. Favorite vacation All is fair in and (pick 2)
What I'm giving up for Lent It's no use crying over. My utopia includes All is good (pick 1) is surely one of the signs of the apocolypse. is part of my faith exploration journey.
The early bird gets the is just another way to say I love you. Why does no one today recognize the importance of? If a genie granted me one wish, I would abolish. Be on the lookout for a new We've got nothing to lose but our.
Some are born to ; some aspire to and others have thrust upon them (1 card) is my hope of salvation. : It's what real mennonites do. always gets me into trouble. makes me want to. (pick 2) On earth as it is in Heaven just means.
My Church taught me to feel guilty about. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder but is universally adored. Sure, there's no peace without justice, but there's also no without. (pick 2) Luke, use the. A Little Bit of is a Dangerous Thing. The Enemy of My Enemy is My Excuse for.
Toto, I've a Feeling we're not in anymore. They may take our lives but they'll never take our. Friends don't let friends engage in. Will you let me be your? Pray that I will have the grace to let you be my too. (pick 1) Do not let yourself be led into temptation by the. If you haven't noticed, you're just not paying attention.
All that Glitters is not. All's Fair in Love and. As useful as at a potluck. Death by a thousand. The rain falls on the and the alike. (pick 2) Out of the frying pan and into the.
A good is hard to find. The grass is always greener on the other side of the. One who lives by the dies by the. The Seven of Highly Effective Mennonites The Life-Changing Magic of. What to expect when you're.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with. One person's trash is another's. Sticks and stones may break my bones but will never hurt me. The best things in life are. Time flies when you're. Truth is stranger than.
Be the that you want to see in the world. Walk softly and carry a big. My parents are. You and I are related by.
I know you're a Mennonite by your My religion doesn't allow this in my house When the going gets tough, the Mennonites start talking about.
Seeing this term makes me think there might be Mennonite terms I know nothing about. Now is the perfect time for. All I really need to know I learned in.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword but I say the is mightier than the. (pick 2) You can never have too many. If you don't have anything nice to say, say it with (or while).
It's not over until. Just please stop it already with all that talk about. My pastor has convinced me of.
The Gospel writers weren't thinking of when they wrote the Bible. I would never talk about in front of a fellow Mennonite. is where the power lies.
We may not all be theologians but I know that is True. looks normal but it's not. is the opiate of the masses.
You won't believe what I learned about. I'm old enough to remember when wasn't just a Mennonite thing.
You had me at. Trust me - I'm a. My Oma always told me that life is like a.
A a day keeps the deacon away. We're ignoring the again. Good make good neighbours.
I've never met a I didn't like. Chicken Soup for the Soul are the devil's workshop.
You're preaching to the. The only thing we have to fear is. matters today more than ever.
Never feed the.