Callback Packet Sides for Hamlet by William Shakespeare

Callback Packet Sides for by William Shakespeare Callback Date: at South, Thursday 3pm 6pm, February 17 th Production Dates: May 12, 13, and 14 at South

Side 1 - Marcellus, Barnardo & Horatio [On the battlements at night.] Marcellus Holla Barnardo. Barnardo Say, what is Horatio there? Horatio A piece of him. Barnardo Welcome Horatio, welcome good Marcellus. Marcellus What, has this thing appear'd again to night? Barnardo I have seen nothing. Marcellus Horatio says, 'tis but our Fantasy, And will not let belief take hold of him Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us, Therefore I have entreated him along With us, to watch the minutes of this Night, That if again this Apparition come, He may approve our eyes, and speak to it. Horatio Tush, tush, 'twill not appear. Barnardo Sit down a-while, And let us once again assail your ears, That are so fortified against our Story, What we two Nights have seen. Horatio Well, sit we down, And let us hear Barnardo speak of this. Barnardo Last night of all, 2 of 27

When yond same Star that's Westward from the Pole Had made his course t' illume that part of Heaven Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself, The Bell then beating one- Marcellus Peace, break thee off Look where it comes again. Barnardo In the same figure, like the King that's dead. Marcellus Thou art a Scholar; speak to it Horatio. Barnardo Looks it not like the King? Mark it Horatio. Horatio Most like: It harrows me with fear & wonder Barnardo It would be spoke to. Marcellus Question it Horatio. Horatio What art thou that usurp'st this time of night, Together with that Fair and Warlike form In which the Majesty of buried Denmark Did sometimes march: By Heaven I charge thee speak. Marcellus It is offended. Barnardo See, it stalks away. Horatio Stay: speak; speak: I Charge thee, speak. [ Exit the Ghost.] Marcellus 'Tis gone, and will not answer. 3 of 27

Side 2 - Oh that this too too solid Flesh, would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a Dew: Or that the Everlasting had not fixt His Cannon 'gainst Self-slaughter. O God, O God! How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable Seems to me all the uses of this world? Fie on't? Oh fie, fie, 'tis an unweeded Garden That grows to Seed: Things rank, and gross in Nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this: But two months dead: Nay, not so much; not two, So excellent a King, that was to this Hyperion to a Satyr: so loving to my Mother, That he might not beteem the winds of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and Earth Must I remember: why she would hang on him, As if increase of Appetite had grown By what is fed on; and yet within a month? Let me not think on't: Frailty, thy name is woman. A little Month, or ere those shoes were old, With which she followed my poor Fathers body Like Niobe, all tears. Why she, even she. (O Heaven! A beast that wants discourse of Reason Would have mourn'd longer) married with mine Uncle, My Fathers Brother: but no more like my Father, Then I to Hercules. Within a Month? Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous Tears Had left the flushing of her gauled eyes, She married. O most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to Incestuous sheets: It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. 4 of 27

Side 3, & My necessaries are embark't; Farewell: And Sister, as the Winds give Benefit, And Convoy is assistant; do not sleep, But let me hear from you. Do you doubt that? For, and the trifling of his favors, Hold it a fashion and a toy in Blood; A Violet in the youth of Primy Nature; Forward, not permanent; sweet not lasting The suppliance of a minute? No more. No more but so. Think it no more. Perhaps he loves you now, And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch The virtue of his fear: but you must fear His greatness weigh'd, his will is not his own; For he himself is subject to his Birth: He may not, as unvalued persons do, Carve for himself; for, on his choice depends The sanctity and health of the whole State. And therefore must his choice be circumscrib'd Unto the voice and yielding of that Body, Whereof he is the Head. Then if he says he loves you, It fits your wisdom so far to believe it; As he in his peculiar Sect and force May give his saying deed: which is no further, Then the main voice of Denmark goes withal. Then weight what loss your Honor may sustain, If with too credent ear you list his Songs; Or lose your Heart; or your chaste Treasure open To his unmastered importunity. Fear it, feared it my dear Sister, And keep within the rear of your Affection; Out of the shot and danger of Desire. The chariest Maid is Prodigal enough, 5 of 27

If she unmask her beauty to the Moon. Be wary then, best safety lies in feared; Youth to it self rebels, though none else near. I shall th' effect of this good Lesson keep, As watchmen to my heart: but good my Brother Do not as some ungracious Pastors do, Show me the steep and thorny way to Heaven; Whilst like a puft and reckless Libertine Himself, the Primrose path of dalliance treads, And recks not his own read. Oh, feared me not. [ Enter.] I stay too long; but here my Father comes: Yet here? Aboard, aboard for shame, The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail, And you are staid for there: my blessing with you; And these few Precepts in thy memory, See thou Character. Give thy thoughts no tongue, Nor any unproportion'd thoughts his Act: Be thou familiar; but by no means vulgar: The friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, Grapple them to thy Soul, with hoops of Steele: But do not dull thy palm, with entertainment Of each unhatch't, unfledg'd Comrade. Beware Of entrance to a quarrel: but being in Bear't that th' opposed may beware of thee. Give every man thine ear; but few thy voice: Take each mans censure; but reserve thy judgment: Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy; But not exprest in fancy; rich, not gawdie: For the Apparel oft proclaims the man. Neither a borrower, nor a lender be; For lone oft loses both it self and friend: And borrowing dulls the edge of Husbandry. This above all; to thine own self be true: And it must follow, as the Night the Day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. Farewell: my Blessing season this in thee. 6 of 27

Most humbly do I take my leave, my Lord. The time invites you, go, your servants tend. Farewell, and remember well What I have said to you. Tis in my memory lockt, And you your self shall keep the key of it. Farewell. [ Exit ] What is t he hath said to you? So please you, something touching the Lord. Marry, well bethought: Tis told me he hath very oft of late Given private time to you; and you your self Have of your audience been most free and bounteous. If it be so, as so tis put on me; And that in way of caution: I must tell you, You doe not understand your self so clearly, As it behooves my Daughter, and your Honor. What is between you, give me up the truth? He hath my Lord of late, made many tenders Of his affection to me. Affection, puh. You speak like a green Girl, Unsifted in such perilous Circumstance. Doe you believe his tenders, as you call them? 7 of 27

I do not know, my Lord, what I should think. Marry I'll teach you; think your self a Baby, That you have ta'en his tenders for true pay, Which are not starling. Tender your self more dearly; Or not to crack the wind of the poor Phrase, Roaming it thus, you ll tender me a fool. My Lord, he hath importun'd me with love, In honorable fashion. Ay, fashion you may call it, go to, go to. And hath given countenance to his speech, My Lord, with all the vows of Heaven. Ay, Springes to catch Woodcocks. I do know When the Blood burns, how Prodigal the Soul Gives the tongue vows: these blazes, Daughter, You must not take for fire. For Lord, Believe so much in him, that he is young, And with a larger tether may he walk, Then may be given you. In few,, Doe not believe his vows. This is for all: I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth, Have you so slander any moment leisure, As to give words or talk with the Lord : Look too't, I charge you; come your ways. I shall obey my Lord. [ Exeunt.] 8 of 27

Side 4 - & How does my good Lord? Well, God-a-mercy. Do you know me, my Lord? Excellent, excellent well: y'are a Fishmonger. Not I my Lord. Then I would you were so honest a man. Honest, my Lord? I sir, to be honest as this world goes, is to bee one man pick'd out of two thousand. That's very true, my Lord. For if the Sun breed Magots in a dead dog, being a good kissing Carrion. Have you a daughter? I have my Lord. Let her not walk i'th Sunne: Conception is a blessing, but not as your daughter may conceive. Friend look too't. How say you by that? Still harping on my daughter: yet he knew me not at first; he said I was a Fishmonger: he is far gone, far gone: and truly in my youth, I suffered much extremity for love: very near this. I ll speak to him again. What do you read my Lord? 9 of 27

Words, words, words. What is the matter, my Lord? Between who? I mean the matter you mean, my Lord. Slanders Sir: How pregnant (sometimes) his Replies are? A happiness, That often Madness hits on, Which Reason and Sanity could not So prosperously be deliver'd of. I will leave him, And suddenly contrive the means of meeting Between him, and my daughter. My Honorable Lord, I will most humbly Take my leave of you. You cannot Sir take from me any thing, that I will more willingly part withal, except my life, my life. Fare you well my Lord. These tedious old fools. 10 of 27

Side 5 -,, Guildenstern God save you Sir. Guildenstern Mine honour'd Lord. My most dear Lord. My excellent good friends. How do'st thou Guildenstern? Oh, ; good Lads: How do ye both? As the indifferent Children of the earth. Guildenstern Happy, in that we are not over-happy: on Fortunes Cap, we are not the very Button. Nor the Soles of her Shoe? Neither my Lord. Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favor? Guildenstern Faith, her privates, we. In the secret parts of Fortune? Oh, most true: she is a Strumpet. What's the news? None my Lord; but that the World's grown honest. Then is Doomsday near: But your news is not true. Let me question more in particular: what have you my good friends, deserved at the hands of Fortune, that she sends you to Prison hither? Guildenstern Prison, my Lord? 11 of 27

Denmark's a Prison. Then is the World one. A goodly one, in which there are many Confines, Wards, and Dungeons; Denmark being one o'th' worst. We think not so my Lord. Why then 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me it is a prison. Why then your Ambition makes it one: 'tis too narrow for your mind. O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count my self a King of infinite space; were it not that I have bad dreams. Guildenstern Which dreams indeed are Ambition: for the very substance of the Ambitious, is merely the shadow of a Dream. What make you at Elsinor? To visit you my Lord, no other occasion. Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I thank you: and sure dear friends my thanks are too dear a half-penny; were you not sent for? Is it your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come, deal justly with me: come, come; nay speak. Guildenstern What should we say my Lord? Why anything. But to the purpose; you were sent for; and there is a kind confession in your looks; which your modesties have not craft enough to color 12 of 27

Side 6 - & Soft you now, The faire? Nymph, in thy Orizons Be all my sins remembered. Good my Lord, How does your Honor for this many a day? I humbly thank you: well, well, well. My Lord, I have Remembrances of yours, That I have longed long to redeliver. I pray you now, receive them. No, no, I neuter gave you ought. My honor'd Lord, I know right well you did, And with them words of so sweet breath compos'd, As made the things more rich, then perfume left: Take these again, for to the Noble mind Rich gifts wax poor, when givers prove unkind. There my Lord. Ha, ha: Are you honest? My Lord. Are you faire? What means your Lordship? That if you be honest and faire, your Honesty should admit no discourse to your Beauty. 13 of 27

Could Beauty my Lord, have better Commerce then your Honesty? Ay truly: for the power of Beauty, will sooner transform Honesty from what is, to a Bawd, then the force of Honesty can translate Beauty into his likeness. This was sometime a Paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. Indeed my Lord, you made me believe so. You should not have believed me. For virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock, but we shall relish of it. I loved you not. I was the more deceived. Get thee to a Nunnery. Why would'st thou be a breeder of Sinners? I am my self indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better my Mother had not borne me. I am very proud, revengeful, Ambitious, with more offences at my beck, then I have thoughts to put them in imagination, to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such Fellows as I do, crawling between Heaven and Earth. We are arrant Knaves all, believe none of vs. Go thy ways to a Nunnery. Where's your Father? At home, my Lord. Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the Fool no way, but in's own house. Farewell. O help him, you sweet Heavens. If thou doest Marry, I ll give thee this Plague for thy Dowry. Be thou as chaste as Ice, as pure as Snow, thou shalt not escape Calumny. Get thee to a Nunnery. Go, Farewell. Or if thou wilt needs Marry, marry a fool: for Wise men know well enough, what monsters you make of them. To a Nunnery go, and quickly too. Far-well. O heavenly Powers, restore him. 14 of 27

I have heard of your paintings too well enough. God has given you one pace, and you make your self an-other: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nickname Gods creatures, and make your Wantonness, your Ignorance. Go too, I ll no more on't, it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more Marriages. Those that are married already, all but one shall live, the rest shall keep as they are. To a Nunnery, go. [ Exit.] O what a Noble mind is here o're-thrown? The Courtiers, Soldiers, Scholars: Eye, tongue, sword, Th' expectancy and Rose of the faire State, The glass of Fashion, and the mould of Form, Th' observed of all Observers, quite, quite down. Have I of Ladies most deject and wretched, That suck'd the Honey of his Music Vows: Now see that Noble, and most Sovereign Reason, Like sweet Bells jangled out of tune, and harsh, That unmatch'd Form and Feature of blown youth, Blasted with ecstasy. Oh woe is me, T'have seen what I have seen: see what I see. 15 of 27

Side 7 - King Oh my offence is rank, it smells to heaven, It hath the primal eldest curse upon't, A Brothers murder. Pray can I not, Though inclination be as sharp as will: My stronger guilt, defeats my strong intent, And like a man to double business bound, I stand in pause where I shall first begin, And both neglect; what if this cursed hand Were thicker then it self with Brothers blood, Is there not Rain enough in the sweet Heavens To wash it white as Snow? Whereto serves mercy, But to confront the visage of Offence? And what's in Prayer, but this two-fold force, To be fore-stalled ere we come to fall, Or pardon'd being down? Then I ll look up, My fault is past. But oh, what form of Prayer Can serve my turn? Forgive me my foul Murder: That cannot be, since I am still possest Of those effects for which I did the Murder. My Crown, mine own Ambition, and my : May one be pardon'd, and retain th' offence? In the corrupted currants of this world, Offences gilded hand may shove by Justice, And oft 'tis seen, the wicked prize it self Buys out the Law; but 'tis not so above, There is no shuffling, there the Action lies In his true Nature, and we our selves compell'd Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults, To give in evidence. What then? What rests? Try what Repentance can. What can it not? Yet what can it, when one cannot repent? Oh wretched state! Oh bosom, black as death! Oh limed soul, that struggling to be free, Art more engag'd: Help Angels, make assay: Bow stubborn knees, and heart with strings of Steele, Be soft as sinews of the new-borne Babe, All may be well. 16 of 27

Side 8 - & Gertrude Now Mother, what's the matter?, thou hast thy Father much offended. Mother, you have my Father much offended. Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue. Go, go, you question with an idle tongue. Why how now? What s the matter now? Have you forgot me? No by the Rood, not so: You are the, your Husbands Brothers wife, But would you were not so. You are my Mother. Nay, then I ll set those to you that can speak. Come, come, and sit you down, you shall not budge: You go not till I set you up a glass, Where you may see the inmost part of you? What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me? Help, help, hoa. What hoa, help, help, help. 17 of 27

How now, a Rat? dead for a Ducat, dead. Oh I am slain. [ Kills.] Oh me, what hast thou done? Nay I know not, is it the King? Oh what a rash, and bloody deed is this? A bloody deed, almost as bad good Mother, As kill a King, and marry with his Brother. As kill a King? Ay Lady, 'twas my word. What have I done, that thou dar'st wag thy tong, In noise so rude against me? Such an Act That blurs the grace and blush of Modesty, Calls Virtue Hypocrite, takes off the Rose From the faire forehead of an innocent love, And makes a blister there. Makes marriage vows As false as Dicers Oaths. Oh such a deed, As from the body of Contraction plucks The very soul, and sweet Religion makes A rhapsody of words. Heavens face doth glow, Yea this solidity and compound masse, With tristfull visage as against the doom, Is thought-sick at the act. 18 of 27

Side 9 - & Safely stowed. [from off], Lord. Oh here they come. [enter ] What have you done my Lord with the dead body? Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis Kin. Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence, And bear it to the Chappell. Do not believe it. Believe what? That I can keep your counsel, and not mine own. Besides, to be demanded of a Sponge Take you me for a Sponge, my Lord? I sir, that soaks up the Kings Countenance, his Rewards, his Authorities I understand you not my Lord. I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear. My Lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the King 19 of 27

Side 10,, Horatio, & King (To Horatio) 'Twere good she were spoken with, For she may strew dangerous conjectures In ill breeding minds. Let her come in. [ Enter distracted.] Where is the beauteous Majesty of Denmark. How now? [singing] How should I your true love know from another one? By his Cockle hat and staff, and his Sandal shone. Alas sweet Lady: what imports this Song? Say you? Nay pray you mark. [singing] He is dead and gone Lady, he is dead and gone, At his head a grass-green Turf, at his heels a stone. [ Enter King] Nay but. Pray you mark. [singing] White his Shroud as the Mountain Snow. Alas, look here my Lord. [singing] Larded with sweet Flowers: Which bewept to the grave did not go, With true-love showers. 20 of 27

King How do ye, pretty Lady? Pray you let's have no words of this: but when they ask you what it means, say you this: [singing] To morrow is Saint. Valentines day, all in the morning betime, And I a Maid at your Window, to be your Valentine. Then up he rose, & don'd his clothes, & dupt the chamber dore, Let in the Maid, that out a Maid, neuter departed more. King Pretty. Indeed la? without an oath I ll make an end on't. [singing] By gis, and by Saint. Charity, Alack, and fie for shame: Yong men will doo't, if they come too't, By Cock they are too blame. Quoth she before you tumbled me, You promis'd me to Wed: So would I ha done by yonder Sunne, And thou hadst not come to my bed. King How long hath she bin thus? I hope all will be well. We must bee patient, but I cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him i'th' cold ground: My brother shall know of it, and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my Coach: Goodnight Ladies: Goodnight sweet Ladies: Goodnight, goodnight. [ Exit.] King Follow her close, Give her good watch I pray you: Oh this is the poison of deep grief, it springs All from her Fathers death. Oh Gertrude, Gertrude, When sorrows comes, they come not single spies, But in Battalions. 21 of 27

Side 11 -, King and King [reading s letter] High and Mighty, you shall know I am set naked on your Kingdome. To morrow shall I beg leave to see your Kingly Eyes. When I shall (first asking your Pardon thereunto) recount th' Occasions of my sudden, and more strange return.. What should this mean? Are all the rest come back? Or is it some abuse? Or no such thing? Know you the hand? King 'Tis s Character: Can you advise me? I'm lost in it my Lord; but let him come, It warms the very sickness in my heart, That I shall live and tell him to his teeth; Thus diddest thou. King If it be so, as how should it be so: How otherwise will you be rul'd by me? If so you ll not o'rerule me to a peace. King To thine own peace: I will work him To an exploit now ripe in my Device, Under the which he shall not choose but fall; And for his death no wind of blame shall breath, But even his Mother shall uncharge the practice, And call it accident: Some two Months hence Here was a Gentleman of Normandy, He made confession of you, And gave you such a Masterly report, For Art and exercise in your defense; And for your Rapier most especial, That he cried out, t'would be a sight indeed, If one could match you Sir. This report of his Did so envenom with his Ennui, That he could nothing doe but wish and beg, 22 of 27

Your sudden coming ore to play with him; Now out of this. Why out of this, my Lord? King was your Father dear to you? Or are you like the painting of a sorrow, A face without a heart? Why ask you this? King Not that I think you did not love your Father, But that I know Love is begun by Time: And that I see in passages of proof, Time qualifies the spark and fire of it: comes back: what would you undertake, To show your self your Fathers son indeed, More then in words? To cut his throat i'th' Church. King Revenge should have no bounds: but good Will you doe this, keep close within your Chamber, return'd, shall know you are come home: We ll put on those shall praise your excellence, And set a double varnish on the fame The Frenchman gave you, bring you in fine together, And wager on your heads, he being remiss, Most generous, and free from all contriving, Will not peruse the Foils? So that with ease, Or with a little shuffling, you may choose A Sword unbaited, and in a pass of practice, Requit him for your Father. I will doo't. And for that purpose I ll annoint my Sword: I bought an Unction of a Mountebank So mortal, I but dipt a knife in it, Where it draws blood, no Cataplasm so rare, 23 of 27

Collected from all Simples that have Virtue Under the Moon, can save the thing from death, That is but scratcht withal: I ll touch my point, With this contagion, that if I gall him slightly, It may be death. [enter ] One woe doth tread upon anothers heel, So fast they ll follow: your Sister's drown'd. Drown'd! O where? There is a Willow grows aslant a Brooke, That shows his hore leaves in the glassy stream: There with fantastic Garlands did she come, Of Crow-flowers, Nettles, Daisies, and long Purples, That liberal Shepherds give a grosser name; But our cold Maids doe Dead Mens Fingers call them: There on the pendant boughs, her Coronet weeds Clambering to hang; an envious sliver broke, When down the weedy Trophies, and her self, Fell in the weeping Brooke, her clothes spread wide, And Mermaid-like, a while they bore her up, Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes, As one incapable of her own distress, Or like a creature Native, and endued Unto that Element: but long it could not be, Till that her garments, heavy with her drink, Pul'd the poor wretch from her melodious buy, To muddy death. Alas then, is she drown'd? Drown'd, drown'd. Too much of water hast thou poor, And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet It is our trick, Nature her custom holds, Let shame say what it will; when these are gone 24 of 27

The woman will be out: Adieu my Lord, I have a speech of fire, that faine would blaze, But that this folly doubts it. [ Exit.] King Let's follow, Gertrude: How much I had to doe to calm his rage? Now fear I this will give it start again; Therefore let's follow. [ Exeunt.] 25 of 27

Side 12 -, Horatio, Gravedigger Gravedigger [ Sings.] In youth when I did love, did love, me thought it was very sweet: To contract O the time for a my behoue, O me thought there was nothing meete. Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he sings at Grave-making? Horatio Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness. 'Tis ee'n so; the hand of little Employment hath the daintier sense. Gravedigger sings But Age with his stealing steps hath caught me in his clutch: And hath shipped me until the Land, as if I had never been such. That Scull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the' ground, as if it were Cain s Jaw-bone. Or of a Courtier, which could say, Good Morrow sweet Lord: how dost thou, good Lord? Horatio Ay, my Lord. Why ee'n so. Gravedigger sings. A Pickaxe and a Spade, a Spade, for and a shrouding Sheet: O a Pit of Clay for to be made, for such a Guest is meet. There's another: I will speak to this fellow: whose Grave s this Sir? 26 of 27

Gravedigger Mine Sir: [Sings] O a Pit of Clay for to be made, for such a Guest is meet. I think it be thine indeed: for thou liest in't. Gravedigger You lye out on't Sir, and therefore it is not yours: for my part, I doe not lye in't; and yet it is mine. Thou dost lye in't, to be in't and say 'tis thine: 'tis for the dead, not for the quicke, therefore thou lyest. Gravedigger 'Tis a quicke lye Sir, 'twill away again from me to you. What man dost thou dig it for? Gravedigger For no man Sir. : What woman then? Gravedigger For none neither. Who is to be buried in't? Gravedigger One that was a woman Sir; but rest her Soul, she s dead. How absolute the knave is? wee must speak by the Card, or equivocation will undue us. 27 of 27