Sex With Daughters-in-Law: Divinely Ordained in Islam By Ayesha Ahmed Sex with daughters in law is a very pious and sacred relationship which is promoted by Quran and was practiced by insan kamil, our prophet, the perfect man. Our prophet had a beautiful daughter in law Zainab, wife of his adopted son known as Zaid Bin Mohammed. One morning he walked into her room looking for his son and ran into her while she was just waking up and was wearing revealing clothing. He liked what he saw. To make a long story short, she was in his bed within a few days. MADINANS CONFRONT THE PROPHET In Arab culture a daughter in law was like one s own daughter, irrespective of whether the son was biological or adopted. The news that the prophet violated his own beloved son s wife enraged Madinans. They confronted him. Madinans: Oh Prophet of Allah, how could you, of all the people an apostle of God, carry out a disgusting and despicable act of sleeping with your own daughter in Law. Your harem is bursting at seams with young and beautiful wives. On top of that you regularly take 20% cut from the crop of infidel captured women as your share of booty. Rasulullah, your act is an incest which puts the time honored noble arab tradition of adoption to shame.. Prophet: To me the only noble and honorable act is to follow Allah s orders. And Allah was the one who ordered me to acquire Zainab. Here is the aya :
33.37 We gave her ( Zaid s wife ) in marriage to thee, so that there should not be any fault in the believers, touching wives of their adopted sons. Madinans: It sounds very strange that Allah is so enthusiastic to get us married to our adopted children. Anyways, if that is what Allah wants so be it. But howcum you never had a marriage ceremony with Zainab before taking her to bed? Wouldn t that still be called an adultery? Prophet: Not at all, because I am allowed to have sex with my first cousins without marriage and Zainab is the daughter of my aunt. Here is the aya: 33.50 (continued): O Prophet, We have made lawful for thee the daughters of thy uncles paternal and aunts paternal, thy uncles maternal and aunts maternal, who have emigrated with thee. Madinans: Prophet, are you sure that aya 33.50 was not brought to you by Satan like he brought to you the satanic ayas in Mecca? Prophet: I don t get tricked by Satan any more. I am dead sure that Jibraeel brought it to me.. Madinans: Rasulullah,there is another matter which we like to discuss with you. We are told that you have been sleeping with our wives after you send us on Jihad to far off places. Is that true. Prophet: Yes it is. Believing women offer themselves to me in the hope of salvation and special favours from Allah in the hereafter and Allah has allowed me to fulfill their requests by aya 33.50. 33.50 (continued) and also allowed is any woman believer, if she gives herself to the Prophet and if the Prophet desires her (to have sex) (the word is nikah which means penetrating
some one). However, as you know I am a very busy man and cannot fulfill all requests. Besides my wives get very antsy and jealous when I am with them ; they also hate to see the long lines of muslimas outside my room daily. Madinans: Actually your wives are the ones who informed us of this matter. They said that you get so drained and tired by the time you come to their rooms, you fall asleep right after prayers. Some of your younger wives looked so jealous and outraged that we could have easily taken advantage of them like Safwan Bin Muattal is rumoured to have done with resentful and angry Ayesha on the way back from Mustaleeq after you dumped her for Juvaria.. You yourself believed she did it and had sent her to her Dad s house. Prophet: Allah is aware of all that. That is why he has ordered my wives to be segregated and veiled from now on. You are not allowed to come to my home without permission any more and are only allowed to talk to them from behind a curtain, if you must (prior to that madina men socialized with them freely without hijab). Here is the revelation : 33.53: O you who believe! do not enter the house of the Prophet unless permission is given. And when ye ask of them (the wives of the Prophet) anything, ask it of them from behind a curtain. And Allah has also given stern warning to my misbehaving wives. 33.30 : O wives of the prophet! Who ever of you commits an open indecency, the punishment shall be increased to her doubly. Madinans: Can we at least marry them when you are dead and gone because poor girls look so young and unfulfilled while you are old and ready to kick the bucket.
Prophet: No way. Nobody should touch them even after I am gone. Madinans: But you have married young widows of jihadis killed in the raids you ordered, Why cant we marry your widows then Prophet: Because Allah said so. 33.53 (contd). And ye must not marry his wives, after him, for ever. This would be a grave offence to God. Madinans: Forget about your wives. What about one night stands with our cousins and other muslimas if they offer themselves to us?.. Prophet: No one night stands for you..you can sleep with them only if you marry them Madinans: Why not?. You do it. Prophet: Because one night stands is a privilege only for me, not for any one else. Here is the continuation of aya 33.50. 33.50 (continued) That is a special privilege for thee, not for other believers. They are only allowed their married wives and their right hands possessions (slave girls and captured women) Madinans: But Prophet of Allah, does not aya 33.21 says you are our role model and aya 3.31 says we are to follow your example if we loved Allah? Then those ayas are really B.S.;because when you indulge in incest and adultery Allah endorses it right away and when we want to follow you and do the same, Allah calls it adultery and calls for flogging and stoning. Why? Prophet: Allah said not to irritate your prophet and you are irritating the hell out of me.
33.53 (continued): It is not right for you to annoy and irritate the prophet of God. Madinans: Cant we even ask any questions? Prophet: No. If you ask questions you will end up getting beheaded. Madinans: Where does that say in Quran? Prophet: Sure it does. Ayas 5.101/102 says: 5.101/102 Don t ask questions. You lose faith by asking questions. When you lose faith you become apostate and Allah calls for beheading of renegades even before infidels.. Moral of the above fill in the blanks Quranic story: Your brain is like your donkey, and Islam is like a mosque. You can ride your donkey any where you want, but when you enter the mosque you have to leave the donkey at the gate. PROPHET S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYAS By Ayesha Ahmed QURAN IS PURE BUT HADITHS AND SIRAS ARE SHADY Jibraeel personally put on billions of miles on his wings daily to fly to earth and verbally deliver verses of Quran to our prophet. Since angels do not have a lieing bone in their
bodies, Jibraeel s words can be accepted as uncorrupted Allah s message. Hadiths however were transmitted by Prophet s fellow jihadis who were terrorists, drunks, adulterers, rapists, pedophiles and robbers. They not only robbed and killed their victims, they enslaved and raped their women. They did not earn a single day of honest living. Would you trust such people to tell the truth? Then why do you blame Quran Only muslims who doubt their chronicles? Following is a biography of our prophet reconstructed from ayas of Quran for the benefits of Quran only muslims. MO WAS INITIALLY NOMINATED AS A SLAVE He started his career in Mecca with the rank of a Slave. 2.23 We reveal verses unto our slave Muhammad His duties were just to warn people. 25.1 He is a warner to the peoples. HE WAS NO BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE JOE He didn t even know if God intended to put him in hell or heaven.. 46.9 I do not know what will be done with me I am just an ordinary warner.. HE HAD NO AUTHORITY He had no power or charge over the people.. 17.54 we, have not sent thee to take charge of them.. AFTER FEW YEARS MO WAS MADE A PROPHET / MESSENGER 98.2 I am messenger/prophet from Allah
ORIGINALLY HIS MESSENGERSHIP WAS ONLY FOR MECCA AND IT S SUBURBS 6.92 And this (the Qur an) is a blessed Book which We have sent down, confirming (the revelations) which came before it, so that you may warn the Mother of Towns (i.e. Makkah) and those around it. 42.7 We sent by inspiration to thee so that you warn the Mother of Cities ( Mecca ) and those around her. THEN HE WAS MADE A MESSENGER FOR ALL ARABS 36.6 In order that you may warn a people whose forefathers were not warned, so they are heedless. 14.4 (Hilali / Khan) We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make (the Message) clear for them. 44.58 We have made this Koran easy for thee in thine own tongue, that they may take the warning. 41.44 And if We had made it a Quran in a foreign tongue, they would certainly have said: Why have not its communications been made clear? What! a foreign tongue?( for us arabs) LATER HE WAS MADE MESSENGER FOR ALL PEOPLES AND CREATURES 025.001: Blessed is He Who sent down the Quran upon His servant that he may be a warner to all the nations. 21.107 We have sent you as mercy unto all creatures. In his new position it became mandatory for all to make Mo their judge in all disputes. 4.65 By the Lord, they can have no Faith, until they make thee judge in all disputes between them.
HIS NEXT PROMOTION WAS SEAL OF PROPHETS 33.40 He is the Seal of the Prophets. Seal of Prophets had additional perks of getting the top facilities in paradise. 17.79 (Hilali,Khan) Your Lord will raise you to Maqaman Mahmuda (a station of praise and glory, i.e. the highest degree in Paradise!). HE WAS THEN PROMOTED TO ASSOCIATE ALLAH As Associate Allah, Mo s orders were made at par with Allah s orders and both their names came side by side in decision making as well as authority to be obeyed. 3.32,4.13,59,69,,5.92,8.1,20,46,9.71,24,47,51,52,54,56,33.33, 47.33,49.14,58.13,64.12 Obey Allah and obey Mohammed 033.036 : It is not fitting for a Believer, man or woman, when a matter has been decided by Allah and His Messenger to have any option about their decision: if any one disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he is indeed on a clearly wrong Path. HIS FINAL PROMOTION WAS ALLAH IN CHARGE Finally Allah decided to step down and give total authority to Mo. 4.80 Obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah. Giving a pledge to Mo became giving a pledge to Allah. 48:10. Verily, those who give pledge to you (O Muhammad) they are giving pledge to Allâh. EVEN ALLAH SENT HIS PRAYERS TO MO 33.56 (hilali/khan) Allah sends His Salat (prayers) and salutes to the Prophet (Muhammad SAW).
PROPHET S EDUCATION Prophet Mo could not read or write..: 7.158 Believe in Allah and His messenger, the Prophet who can neither read nor write. Allah sent Jibraeel regularly to educate Mo KNOWLEDGE OF HEAVENLY BODIES SUN HAS A RESTING PLACE IN MURKY WATERS 36.38 And the sun runs to a fixed resting-place (every evening) -18:86: Until, when he reached the setting of the Sun, he found it set in a spring of murky water; MOON GIVES LIGHT 071.016 : And made the moon a light STARS ARE LIGHTS ATTACHED TO THE LOWEST SKY Stars have dual purpose. They are lights attached to the lowest sky for decoration. But when the satans try to spy on Allah, Allah uses them as missiles to shoot the vermins down. 67.5 Moreover we have decked the lowest sky with lights (stars), and have placed them there to be hurled at the Satans, for whom we have prepared the torment of the flaming fire. 037.6-8 We have indeed decked the lowest sky with beautiful lights as the stars,- to guard against all rebellious satans who try to listen and spy on the the Highest Chiefs, they are are pelted with these stars from every side,
SKY IS THE ROOF/CANOPY WITHOUT PILLARS 1. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed for you, and the sky it s roof 13.2 Allah is He Who raised the sky without any pillars (Alhamdulillah) IT STORES AND DELIVERS WATER 2.22 Sky is a canopy over earth from which Allah delivers water. IT HAS NO CRACKS Since sky stores water Allah made sure that it has no cracks. 50.6 Sky is built with no cracks. ALLAH HIMSELF INSURED EARTHS SAFETY FROM A FALLING SKY 22.65 Allah holds back the sky from falling on the earth (Thank you Allah) EARTH IS A FLAT CARPET 1. 71: 19 And God has laid the earth for you as a carpetq. 15:19 And the earth we have spread out.. MOUNTAINS ARE PEGS TO HOLD THE EARTH FIRM 78. 79. 78.6-7And the earth We have spread out like a carpet ; We set Mountains on it to make it firm and immovable. 50:6-7 What, have they not beheld heaven above them, how we have built it, and decked it out fair, and it has no cracks? And the earth We stretched it forth AFTER CREATING HEAVENLY BODIES ALLAH OFFERED ISLAM TO THEM 33.72 Verily, we proposed to the Heavens, and to the Earth, and to the Mountains to receive the Faith (and become muslim), but they refused the burden, and they feared to receive it
(they stayed unfidels). Man undertook to bear it, but hath proved unjust, senseless! MOUNTAINS REFUSED ISLAM BUT WERE FORCED TO SING ALLAH S HYMNS DAY AND NIGHT 38.18 We compelled the mountains to celebrate [our] praises and sing hymns glorifying Allah (with Prophet David), in the evening and at sun-rise, KNOWLEDGE OF HUMANS HOW HUMANS WERE MADE Allah used different raw material to make different races of men. BLACK PEOPLE 15.26 We created them of black mud. LIGHTER PEOPLE 11:61s He hath produced you from the earth (sand). BROWN PEOPLE (ASIANS MEXICANS) 17:61 Thou didst create from clay RED PEOPLE 096.002: Created them out of a clot of congealed blood: KNOWLEDGE OF MEN MALES (MEN) WERE MADE TRUTHFUL, STRONG AND PIOUS 4.34 Men are made strong 33.23 Men are true to their covenant 24.37 Men are superior in the worshipping of God
MALES ARE PROPHET MATERIAL 16.43 Only men are chosen by God to be his messengers 22.75 God chooses messengers from men and angels 12.109 Revelations are sent to men only KNOWLEDGE OF WOMEN WOMEN ARE MADE DUMB, SICK AND DIRTY Allah gave a women half the smartness of a man and makes them sick every month.. 2.282 And if there are not two men (available), then a man and two women, such as you agree for witnesses, Women get sick every month. 2.222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is a sickness. Qur an 4:43 Believers, approach not prayers if you are polluted (had sex, farted, attended call of nature or touched a woman). FEMALES ARE NOT PROPHET MATERIAL All of millions of Allah s messengers were males. Females are not prophet material because they are dumb, dirty and nonreligious. That is the reasonwhy so many males were sent as prophets and only once a female (a she camel) was sent as prophet. 17.59/7.78 : We sent the she-camel to the Thamud to open their eyes, but they treated her wrongfully and killed her: KNOWLEDGE OF ISLAMIC JUSTICE Prophet Mo was taught by Allah the law of Islamic Justics.. If
some one kills your freeman, you must kill one of their free men, if some one kills your slave, you must kill one of their slaves, if some one kills your woman you must kill one of their women. 2.178 O true believers, the law of retaliation is ordained you for the slain: The free [shall die] for the free, and the slave for a slave, and a woman for a woman. PROPHETIC PERKS Prophet Mo had better perks than any of the previous prophets due to his high position.. UNLIMITED NUMBER OF WIVES AND SLAVE GIRLS / CAPTURED WOMEN 33.50 O Prophet (Muhammad SAW)! Verily, We have made lawful to you your wives, and those (captives or slaves) whom your right hand possesses whom Allah has given to you, TWENTY PERCENT CUT IN THE BOOTY (IF VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED) Prophet Mo was allowed 20% cut from the booty robbed from every raid (on infidels), including captured women. 8.41 and know that whenever ye seize anything as a spoil and booty, a fifth (20%) belongs to Allah and His Apostle. 100% OF BOOTY WAS MO S IF NO VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED However if the victims surrendered without any fight, all the booty belonged to Mo. 59.6 Allah gave all the booty (Fai ) to His Messenger (Muhammad SAW) if the unbelievers surrendered without fight. USE OF ANGELS FOR RAIDS As a special prophetic perk, Mo was allowed to call in for the help of angels
8.9 : Remember you asked for the assistance of your Lord, and He answered you: I will assist you with a thousand of the angels, ranks on ranks. GREAT WEALTH Mo s prophetic perk of booty made him the richest man in Arabia. 93.8 Allah found you poor, he made you rich. 33.27 He gave you their land, and their dwellings, and their women. EXECUTIVE AIR TRAVEL Among Mo s prophetic perks was the use of a divine winged flying horse with a woman s face. It once carried him from Mecca to Jerusalem and on to seventh sky and back in a single night. 17.1 Celebrated be the praises of Him who took His servant a journey by night from the Sacred Mosque ( Mecca ), to the Remote Mosque (Jerusalm), the precinct of which we have blessed, to show him of our signs! PROPHET S PASSIONS KILLING KUFFARS Prophet Mo loved killing kuffars and preferred to do it do it by cutting their throats. Allah also shared his passion. 47.4 When you meet infidels smite at their necks 8.12 Smite above the necks, and smite every finger of them! His world record of cutting 900 throats (Bani Quraiza Jews) has been unbroken since last 1400 years.
33.26 (Hilali/Khan) a group of them (about 900) you killed (by beheading). PEDOPHILIA Prophet loved little girls. He married Ayesha when she was 6 years old. Allah approved his pedophilia passion in the following aya. 65.4 (Hilali/Khan) For those who have no courses (premenstrual underage girls i.e. they are still immature) their Iddah (prescribed period) is three months. INCEST Allah approved Mo s incestuous sex with his adopted son s lovely wife Zainab in the aya: 33.37 We married her to thee (Zaid s wife to Mohammed) that it might not be a crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons. ONE NIGHT STANDS Prophet Mo loved variety and one night stands. 33.50 Also lawful for you are your cousins who migrated (from Makkah) with you, and any believing woman who offers herself to you, a privilege for you only, not for the (rest of) the believers. PROPHET S SHORTCOMING LACK OF LITERACY Prophet Mo could not read or write. 7.157 (Pikhtal) Those who follow the messenger (Mohammed), the Prophet who can neither read nor write. This created a big headache for Allah. Had he been literate
man, all Gibraeel had to do was to bring the whole book of Quran and deliver to Mo in the original form which was created by Allah and preserved in paradise. 85.21-22 This is a Glorious Qur an, which is (Inscribed) in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz (The Preserved Tablet in paradise) Instead Gibraeel had to bring a few verses in each trip. This painfully slow process took 23 years for the whole Quran to be delivered to Mo in bits and peaces verbally. Mo tried to remember them and recite to his scribes who wrote them on whatever was handy (wood, stones, leaves, bones). If nothing was handy they would just try to memorize them. When Mo died, Quran was nothing but a big pile of bones, stones, wood pieces and leaves, in his yard.who knows how many bones were chewed by passing dogs, how many leaves were eaten by by domestic goats and how many stones were used up for wiping ass by consorts of prophet. Needless to say when ayas were finally compiled from the Quranic pile many years later, they had no sequence, no context and no chronology. It was a hodge podge of a confused mess. POOR MEMORY As an insult to injury Mo had very bad memory. Even after Gibraeel would spend hours to help him memorize a group of verses, Mo would screw up and forget some parts or a whole aya.. To cover up Mo s shortcoming Allah had to make changes in the master copy of quran continuosly to authenticate Mo s forgetfulness. 2.106 (Hilali/Khan) Whatever a Verses (revelation) do We abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring a better one or similar to it.
Forgetting verses was not the only problem. Mo would recite the same sura differently everytime. This created a worse situation. Many people became suspicious accusing him to be an imposter, a charlatan and a liar and started doubting his prophethood. Allah had to bring down a strong verse to shut their vile mouths. 16.101 And when We change a Verse Allah knows the best of what He sends down. The doubters say You (O Muhammad SAW) are a liar. Nay, but most of them know not. Allah himself put his own reputation on line for Mo because of the above ayas. He looked like a very weak and undecisive God making changes in his words after saying earlier that he never changed his word.: 10.64 Hereafter; no change can there be in the words of Allah. This is indeed the supreme felicity. BIBLICAL STORIES CORRUPTED BY MO S FAULTY MEMORY When Jibraeel conveyed ayas from Allah s earlier books, Mo screwed them too when dictating to his scribes To cover up for Mo s wronged version Allah had to fault the Christians and jews for corrupting their original books. 2.59 But the transgressors changed the word from that which had been given to them.. By doing that he himself ended up as a flakey and unreliable God, who could not guard his earlier books after giving assurances. 15.9 We have, without doubt, sent down the Messages; and We will surely assuredly guard them (from corruption). PROPHET S MORAL CHARACTER Prophet Mo was a living Quran. He terrorized kuffar, smote
their necks,acquired their belongings and raped their women as Allah had demanded in Quran.. That is the reason Allah declared his moral character is of sublime excellence. 68.4 And thou dost, surely, possess sublime moral excellences. ARE WE FOLLOWING SUNNA OF PROPHET MO? Allah wants all of us muslims to follow in Prophet Mo s Islamic footsteps. 33.21 :Indeed in the Messenger of Allah (Muhammad SAW) you have a good example to follow. Unfortunately today most of world s kuffar are too powerful. The only place we are able to follow Prophet s Sunna completely ( of killing and robbing kuffars and raping their women) is Darfur in Sudan. Our Janjaweed brothers are making all muslim umma proud by their Islamic activities and reminding us the prophetic raids of Bani Quraiza, Khaybar and Bani Mustaleeq. May Allah award our Janjaweed brothers choicest houries in paradise. PROPHET S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYAS By Ayesha Ahmed QURAN IS PURE BUT HADITHS AND SIRAS ARE SHADY Jibraeel personally put on billions of miles on his wings
daily to fly to earth and verbally deliver verses of Quran to our prophet. Since angels do not have a lieing bone in their bodies, Jibraeel s words can be accepted as uncorrupted Allah s message. Hadiths however were transmitted by Prophet s fellow jihadis who were terrorists, drunks, adulterers, rapists, pedophiles and robbers. They not only robbed and killed their victims, they enslaved and raped their women. They did not earn a single day of honest living. Would you trust such people to tell the truth? Then why do you blame Quran Only muslims who doubt their chronicles? Following is a biography of our prophet reconstructed from ayas of Quran for the benefits of Quran only muslims. MO WAS INITIALLY NOMINATED AS A SLAVE He started his career in Mecca with the rank of a Slave. 2.23 We reveal verses unto our slave Muhammad His duties were just to warn people. 25.1 He is a warner to the peoples. HE WAS NO BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE JOE He didn t even know if God intended to put him in hell or heaven.. 46.9 I do not know what will be done with me I am just an ordinary warner.. HE HAD NO AUTHORITY He had no power or charge over the people.. 17.54 we, have not sent thee to take charge of them.. AFTER FEW YEARS MO WAS MADE A PROPHET / MESSENGER
98.2 I am messenger/prophet from Allah ORIGINALLY HIS MESSENGERSHIP WAS ONLY FOR MECCA AND IT S SUBURBS 6.92 And this (the Qur an) is a blessed Book which We have sent down, confirming (the revelations) which came before it, so that you may warn the Mother of Towns (i.e. Makkah) and those around it. 42.7 We sent by inspiration to thee so that you warn the Mother of Cities ( Mecca ) and those around her. THEN HE WAS MADE A MESSENGER FOR ALL ARABS 36.6 In order that you may warn a people whose forefathers were not warned, so they are heedless. 14.4 (Hilali / Khan) We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make (the Message) clear for them. 44.58 We have made this Koran easy for thee in thine own tongue, that they may take the warning. 41.44 And if We had made it a Quran in a foreign tongue, they would certainly have said: Why have not its communications been made clear? What! a foreign tongue?( for us arabs) LATER HE WAS MADE MESSENGER FOR ALL PEOPLES AND CREATURES 025.001: Blessed is He Who sent down the Quran upon His servant that he may be a warner to all the nations. 21.107 We have sent you as mercy unto all creatures. In his new position it became mandatory for all to make Mo their judge in all disputes. 4.65 By the Lord, they can have no Faith, until they make thee
judge in all disputes between them. HIS NEXT PROMOTION WAS SEAL OF PROPHETS 33.40 He is the Seal of the Prophets. Seal of Prophets had additional perks of getting the top facilities in paradise. 17.79 (Hilali,Khan) Your Lord will raise you to Maqaman Mahmuda (a station of praise and glory, i.e. the highest degree in Paradise!). HE WAS THEN PROMOTED TO ASSOCIATE ALLAH As Associate Allah, Mo s orders were made at par with Allah s orders and both their names came side by side in decision making as well as authority to be obeyed. 3.32,4.13,59,69,,5.92,8.1,20,46,9.71,24,47,51,52,54,56,33.33, 47.33,49.14,58.13,64.12 Obey Allah and obey Mohammed 033.036 : It is not fitting for a Believer, man or woman, when a matter has been decided by Allah and His Messenger to have any option about their decision: if any one disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he is indeed on a clearly wrong Path. HIS FINAL PROMOTION WAS ALLAH IN CHARGE Finally Allah decided to step down and give total authority to Mo. 4.80 Obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah. Giving a pledge to Mo became giving a pledge to Allah. 48:10. Verily, those who give pledge to you (O Muhammad) they are giving pledge to Allâh. EVEN ALLAH SENT HIS PRAYERS TO MO 33.56 (hilali/khan) Allah sends His Salat (prayers) and
salutes to the Prophet (Muhammad SAW). PROPHET S EDUCATION Prophet Mo could not read or write..: 7.158 Believe in Allah and His messenger, the Prophet who can neither read nor write. Allah sent Jibraeel regularly to educate Mo KNOWLEDGE OF HEAVENLY BODIES SUN HAS A RESTING PLACE IN MURKY WATERS 36.38 And the sun runs to a fixed resting-place (every evening) -18:86: Until, when he reached the setting of the Sun, he found it set in a spring of murky water; MOON GIVES LIGHT 071.016 : And made the moon a light STARS ARE LIGHTS ATTACHED TO THE LOWEST SKY Stars have dual purpose. They are lights attached to the lowest sky for decoration. But when the satans try to spy on Allah, Allah uses them as missiles to shoot the vermins down. 67.5 Moreover we have decked the lowest sky with lights (stars), and have placed them there to be hurled at the Satans, for whom we have prepared the torment of the flaming fire. 037.6-8 We have indeed decked the lowest sky with beautiful lights as the stars,- to guard against all rebellious satans who try to listen and spy on the the Highest Chiefs, they are are pelted with these
stars from every side, SKY IS THE ROOF/CANOPY WITHOUT PILLARS 1. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed for you, and the sky it s roof 13.2 Allah is He Who raised the sky without any pillars (Alhamdulillah) IT STORES AND DELIVERS WATER 2.22 Sky is a canopy over earth from which Allah delivers water. IT HAS NO CRACKS Since sky stores water Allah made sure that it has no cracks. 50.6 Sky is built with no cracks. ALLAH HIMSELF INSURED EARTHS SAFETY FROM A FALLING SKY 22.65 Allah holds back the sky from falling on the earth (Thank you Allah) EARTH IS A FLAT CARPET 1. 71: 19 And God has laid the earth for you as a carpetq. 15:19 And the earth we have spread out.. MOUNTAINS ARE PEGS TO HOLD THE EARTH FIRM 78. 79. 78.6-7And the earth We have spread out like a carpet ; We set Mountains on it to make it firm and immovable. 50:6-7 What, have they not beheld heaven above them, how we have built it, and decked it out fair, and it has no cracks? And the earth We stretched it forth AFTER CREATING HEAVENLY BODIES ALLAH OFFERED ISLAM TO THEM 33.72 Verily, we proposed to the Heavens, and to the Earth,
and to the Mountains to receive the Faith (and become muslim), but they refused the burden, and they feared to receive it (they stayed unfidels). Man undertook to bear it, but hath proved unjust, senseless! MOUNTAINS REFUSED ISLAM BUT WERE FORCED TO SING ALLAH S HYMNS DAY AND NIGHT 38.18 We compelled the mountains to celebrate [our] praises and sing hymns glorifying Allah (with Prophet David), in the evening and at sun-rise, KNOWLEDGE OF HUMANS HOW HUMANS WERE MADE Allah used different raw material to make different races of men. BLACK PEOPLE 15.26 We created them of black mud. LIGHTER PEOPLE 11:61s He hath produced you from the earth (sand). BROWN PEOPLE (ASIANS MEXICANS) 17:61 Thou didst create from clay RED PEOPLE 096.002: Created them out of a clot of congealed blood: KNOWLEDGE OF MEN MALES (MEN) WERE MADE TRUTHFUL, STRONG AND PIOUS 4.34 Men are made strong
33.23 Men are true to their covenant 24.37 Men are superior in the worshipping of God MALES ARE PROPHET MATERIAL 16.43 Only men are chosen by God to be his messengers 22.75 God chooses messengers from men and angels 12.109 Revelations are sent to men only KNOWLEDGE OF WOMEN WOMEN ARE MADE DUMB, SICK AND DIRTY Allah gave a women half the smartness of a man and makes them sick every month.. 2.282 And if there are not two men (available), then a man and two women, such as you agree for witnesses, Women get sick every month. 2.222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is a sickness. Qur an 4:43 Believers, approach not prayers if you are polluted (had sex, farted, attended call of nature or touched a woman). FEMALES ARE NOT PROPHET MATERIAL All of millions of Allah s messengers were males. Females are not prophet material because they are dumb, dirty and nonreligious. That is the reasonwhy so many males were sent as prophets and only once a female (a she camel) was sent as prophet. 17.59/7.78 : We sent the she-camel to the Thamud to open their eyes, but they treated her wrongfully and killed her:
KNOWLEDGE OF ISLAMIC JUSTICE Prophet Mo was taught by Allah the law of Islamic Justics.. If some one kills your freeman, you must kill one of their free men, if some one kills your slave, you must kill one of their slaves, if some one kills your woman you must kill one of their women. 2.178 O true believers, the law of retaliation is ordained you for the slain: The free [shall die] for the free, and the slave for a slave, and a woman for a woman. PROPHETIC PERKS Prophet Mo had better perks than any of the previous prophets due to his high position.. UNLIMITED NUMBER OF WIVES AND SLAVE GIRLS / CAPTURED WOMEN 33.50 O Prophet (Muhammad SAW)! Verily, We have made lawful to you your wives, and those (captives or slaves) whom your right hand possesses whom Allah has given to you, TWENTY PERCENT CUT IN THE BOOTY (IF VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED) Prophet Mo was allowed 20% cut from the booty robbed from every raid (on infidels), including captured women. 8.41 and know that whenever ye seize anything as a spoil and booty, a fifth (20%) belongs to Allah and His Apostle. 100% OF BOOTY WAS MO S IF NO VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED However if the victims surrendered without any fight, all the booty belonged to Mo. 59.6 Allah gave all the booty (Fai ) to His Messenger (Muhammad SAW) if the unbelievers surrendered without fight. USE OF ANGELS FOR RAIDS
As a special prophetic perk, Mo was allowed to call in for the help of angels 8.9 : Remember you asked for the assistance of your Lord, and He answered you: I will assist you with a thousand of the angels, ranks on ranks. GREAT WEALTH Mo s prophetic perk of booty made him the richest man in Arabia. 93.8 Allah found you poor, he made you rich. 33.27 He gave you their land, and their dwellings, and their women. EXECUTIVE AIR TRAVEL Among Mo s prophetic perks was the use of a divine winged flying horse with a woman s face. It once carried him from Mecca to Jerusalem and on to seventh sky and back in a single night. 17.1 Celebrated be the praises of Him who took His servant a journey by night from the Sacred Mosque ( Mecca ), to the Remote Mosque (Jerusalm), the precinct of which we have blessed, to show him of our signs! PROPHET S PASSIONS KILLING KUFFARS Prophet Mo loved killing kuffars and preferred to do it do it by cutting their throats. Allah also shared his passion. 47.4 When you meet infidels smite at their necks 8.12 Smite above the necks, and smite every finger of them!
His world record of cutting 900 throats (Bani Quraiza Jews) has been unbroken since last 1400 years. 33.26 (Hilali/Khan) a group of them (about 900) you killed (by beheading). PEDOPHILIA Prophet loved little girls. He married Ayesha when she was 6 years old. Allah approved his pedophilia passion in the following aya. 65.4 (Hilali/Khan) For those who have no courses (premenstrual underage girls i.e. they are still immature) their Iddah (prescribed period) is three months. INCEST Allah approved Mo s incestuous sex with his adopted son s lovely wife Zainab in the aya: 33.37 We married her to thee (Zaid s wife to Mohammed) that it might not be a crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons. ONE NIGHT STANDS Prophet Mo loved variety and one night stands. 33.50 Also lawful for you are your cousins who migrated (from Makkah) with you, and any believing woman who offers herself to you, a privilege for you only, not for the (rest of) the believers. PROPHET S SHORTCOMING LACK OF LITERACY Prophet Mo could not read or write. 7.157 (Pikhtal) Those who follow the messenger (Mohammed),
the Prophet who can neither read nor write. This created a big headache for Allah. Had he been literate man, all Gibraeel had to do was to bring the whole book of Quran and deliver to Mo in the original form which was created by Allah and preserved in paradise. 85.21-22 This is a Glorious Qur an, which is (Inscribed) in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz (The Preserved Tablet in paradise) Instead Gibraeel had to bring a few verses in each trip. This painfully slow process took 23 years for the whole Quran to be delivered to Mo in bits and peaces verbally. Mo tried to remember them and recite to his scribes who wrote them on whatever was handy (wood, stones, leaves, bones). If nothing was handy they would just try to memorize them. When Mo died, Quran was nothing but a big pile of bones, stones, wood pieces and leaves, in his yard.who knows how many bones were chewed by passing dogs, how many leaves were eaten by by domestic goats and how many stones were used up for wiping ass by consorts of prophet. Needless to say when ayas were finally compiled from the Quranic pile many years later, they had no sequence, no context and no chronology. It was a hodge podge of a confused mess. POOR MEMORY As an insult to injury Mo had very bad memory. Even after Gibraeel would spend hours to help him memorize a group of verses, Mo would screw up and forget some parts or a whole aya.. To cover up Mo s shortcoming Allah had to make changes in the master copy of quran continuosly to authenticate Mo s forgetfulness. 2.106 (Hilali/Khan) Whatever a Verses (revelation) do We
abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring a better one or similar to it. Forgetting verses was not the only problem. Mo would recite the same sura differently everytime. This created a worse situation. Many people became suspicious accusing him to be an imposter, a charlatan and a liar and started doubting his prophethood. Allah had to bring down a strong verse to shut their vile mouths. 16.101 And when We change a Verse Allah knows the best of what He sends down. The doubters say You (O Muhammad SAW) are a liar. Nay, but most of them know not. Allah himself put his own reputation on line for Mo because of the above ayas. He looked like a very weak and undecisive God making changes in his words after saying earlier that he never changed his word.: 10.64 Hereafter; no change can there be in the words of Allah. This is indeed the supreme felicity. BIBLICAL STORIES CORRUPTED BY MO S FAULTY MEMORY When Jibraeel conveyed ayas from Allah s earlier books, Mo screwed them too when dictating to his scribes To cover up for Mo s wronged version Allah had to fault the Christians and jews for corrupting their original books. 2.59 But the transgressors changed the word from that which had been given to them.. By doing that he himself ended up as a flakey and unreliable God, who could not guard his earlier books after giving assurances. 15.9 We have, without doubt, sent down the Messages; and We will surely assuredly guard them (from corruption).
PROPHET S MORAL CHARACTER Prophet Mo was a living Quran. He terrorized kuffar, smote their necks,acquired their belongings and raped their women as Allah had demanded in Quran.. That is the reason Allah declared his moral character is of sublime excellence. 68.4 And thou dost, surely, possess sublime moral excellences. ARE WE FOLLOWING SUNNA OF PROPHET MO? Allah wants all of us muslims to follow in Prophet Mo s Islamic footsteps. 33.21 :Indeed in the Messenger of Allah (Muhammad SAW) you have a good example to follow. Unfortunately today most of world s kuffar are too powerful. The only place we are able to follow Prophet s Sunna completely ( of killing and robbing kuffars and raping their women) is Darfur in Sudan. Our Janjaweed brothers are making all muslim umma proud by their Islamic activities and reminding us the prophetic raids of Bani Quraiza, Khaybar and Bani Mustaleeq. May Allah award our Janjaweed brothers choicest houries in paradise. Golden rule of Islam By Ayesha Ahmed Golden rule of islam is, If you deliver infidels to Allah, Allah will deliver houries to you.
Thus the only pillar of islam is killing and delivering infidels to Allah or in other words, carrying out violent Jihad against all infidel unless they submit to Islam. That is what our prophet Mo preached and practiced and that is what our greatest scholars preached. Greatest muslim scholars of recent times were Syed Qutub, Dr. Salah Serea and Mohammed Abed Al-Salem. They all preached Violent Jihad and the golden rule of islam. SYED QUTUB Our great leader Syed Qutub wrote one of islam s greatest books sign posts which is the heart beat of real muslims. All true muslims of today and their leaders like Shaikh Osama and Shaik Zawahiri swear by this book. Syed Qutub wrote in his book: Demolish all governments and organizations that are established by man. The return of Allah s kingdom can only be established with a sword. Absolute rebellion is a must against anything on earth that conflicts with islam and to destroy it with great power. 9/11 action by our mujahids was one such rebellious act. DR. SALAH SEREA Another great muslim leader and a follower of Imam Taymmia was Dr. Salah Serea, the father of Islamic Liberation Movement ( Hezb e Tehrir). Dr Serea wrote the following pearls of truth: Islamic leaders of today are people of prayers. They have built mosques. They have reinforced fasting and prayer and do whatever it takes to have the appearance of good muslims. Meanwhile they carefully keep true islam which is violent Jihad from the hearts of muslims. All these muslims are infidels and any one who stand behind them or supports them is an infidel
MOHAMMED ABED AL-SALEM This true mujahid wrote the book The missing Commitments. This book is the by- laws of world-wide Jihadi movement and is a must read for all muslims aspiring to copulate with with houries after death. The book emphasizes that violent Jihad and slaughtering infidels was the true islam preached and practiced by our great prophet. He wrote bloodshed is the only way islam can again be spread and established. Fundamentalist Islamic authority must be established in every nation of the world with the help of sword. JIHAD SUPERSEDES PRAYER,FASTING AND CHARITY: In his book Abed Al-Salem condemned the religious rituals practised by muslims such as fasting prayer and Haj. He wrote that these activities keep muslims so busy that they forget the real call of Allah, the the violent jihad and slaughter of infidels to spread and establish islam. KILLING INFIDELS IS EVERY MUSLIM S RESPONSIBILITY: Abed Al Salem wrote that killing is the big difference between true Allah s religion of Islam and all other religions. Before Islam, Allah dealt with infidels with fire, floods earthquakes. However after establishing islam Allah transferred this responsibility of dealing with infidels to muslim umma. Our prophet established islam with violent jihad and set example for us. After him the early muslims used sword to spread islam. MULLAHS PREACHING ISLAMIC RITUALS ONLY ARE INFIDELS: My dear brothers and sisters in Islam. These mullahs emphasizing prayers instead of jihad are infidels like the above Islamic scholars declare with religious authority. They are actually paid agents of the jews, hindus and right wing Christians whose orders are to keep muslims busy in religious
rituals. They are brainwashing you that these silly rituals will earn you paradise and houries. On the contrary, these rituals will earn you hell fire. Here is what Allah said for those who ignore the only pillar of islam which is fighting for Allah. 9.38: Believers, What is the matter with you, when you are asked to go forth and fight for Allah s cause (slaughtering infidels) you cling to the earth (staying home)? Unless you fight, Allah will punish you with a painful doom (Allah does not give a rat s behind whether you prayed fasted or performed Haj) How is it possible that violent jihad which is prescribed for muslims in 164 ayas of quran including ayas which guarantee paradise to those who kill and get killed for Allah is not a pillar of Islam? If one does not think that the following ayas do not cofirm that Jihad is the only pillar of islam, he needs to have his head examined. Q 8.65: 008.065: O Prophet! rouse the Believers to the fight. Q 9.111 Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him. Q 9.123: Fight the unbelievers around you and let them find harshness in you. Q4:84 Fight in Allah s Cause. Incite the believers to fight with you Q 2:216 Jihad (holy fighting in Allah s Cause) is
ordained for you (Muslims), even if you dislike it. Q 47:4 Smite their necks until you overpower them, killing and wounding them. Q 8.12 Smite infidels on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes. THE SO CALLED PILLARS OF ISLAM WERE PLANTED BY THE ENEMY The so called pillars of islam were planted by our enemies to weaken and de-ball the muslim umma. SALAT How can salat ( namaz), the very awkward ass-up ancient sabean practice be a pillar of islam? There is not a single aya in quran which describes this ridiculous time wasting perpetual ritual? As a matter of fact ass up posture can attract evil and can be outright dangerous.. An attractive woman with a shapely behind in a prostrating position with her ass pointing to heaven can be very provocative for any healthy male (could that be the reason women are not allowed to lead prayers).in such a posture, a woman can be a sitting duck for a rapist who can approach her from behind. Similarly a good looking prostrating youth with his cute behind perched up in the air can be very inviting and lustful for a mullah with homosexual tendencies. Is it surprising that pedophilia is so common among mullahs of the mosques in Islamic countries? HAJ How can the pagan custom of shaving heads and circumambulating half naked around an ancient temple be a pillar of islam? How can requiring grown ups to throw stones on imaginary spooks like little kids be a tenet of a rational
religion? How can dropping your pants and underpants, wrapping yourself with a white bedsheet and running in circles please a sane God? Haj is not a pillar of islam, it is a big con job to steal poor muslim umma s money, concocted by infidels of Saudi Arabia. FASTING Fasting is the worst of the lot. It is the sadistic practice of self immolation through starvation, dehydration and abstaining from sex. Daily starvation and dehydration not only weakens and sickens the body it slowly weakens the brain and takes away it s faculty of reasoning. Why do you think homeless people who starve often become dysfunctional, retarded and delusional and end up begging on the roadsides. Why do you think all very Islamic quran toting countries without oil income are poverty stricken and always need help and charity from non muslim industrial countries to survive? Why do you think that few million jews have gotten over 150 noble prizes in sciences and 1.5 billion muslims did not get any ( the two science noble prize winners with muslim names were non practicing secularists) Fasting is a curse on muslims. It is actually a jewish conspiracy to sicken and mentally weaken the muslim umma and they have been very successful. ZAKAT That leaves charity which is a universally practiced activity and is common to all cultures and is not considered a pillar of any religion. BONUS CLAUSE IN THE GOLDEN RULE Although Allah has guaranteed paradise and 72 houries for mujahids and killers of infidels, there is catch. You have to
wait for this orgy until after the judgment day. There is however a bonus clause. If you die for Allah and become a shaheed you can start copulating right after death. This bonus clause is a bonanza for young horny muslims and attracts thousands of them worldwide for suicide bombings and various jihadi missions. GOLDEN RULE WAS APPLIED EVEN TO THE PROPHET Allah is very fair in his affairs. Even his dearest and the top prophet Mo was not exempted from this golden rule of islam. In Mecca when Mohammed had not yet fought any jihad or killed any infidels Allah had not guaranteed him paradise. Here are two verses regarding his doubtful fate at that stage. Q 17.54: Your Lord will have mercy on you or he will punish you. We have not sent thee (O Muhammad) as a warden over them. Q 46.9 Say I know not what shall be done with me or with you. PROPHET MO STILL WAITING FOR HIS HOURIES Although prophet Mo qualified to get paradise by his jihadi activities and cutting many infidel heads later in Madina, he did not have his head cut by an infidel and thus could not achieve shahadat. His head was intact on his shoulders until the end and was safely resting on the thighs of his gorgeous teenage wife Ayesha when he died. Actually the odds of that happening were high since Ayesha s thighs were often the resting place for his head even when she was menstruating. Bukhari ;Volume 1, Book 6, Number 296: Narrated Aisha: The Prophet used to recite Qur an with his head on my lap while I was in menses.
Prophet Mo slept with his face between Ayesha s warm naked thighs in winters. Abu Dawood Book 1, Number 0270: Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu minin: One night he entered (upon me) while I was menstruating. He felt pain from cold. And he said: Come near me. I said: I am menstruating. He said: Uncover your thighs. I, therefore, uncovered both of my thighs. Then he put his cheek and chest on my thighs and I lent upon he until he became warm and slept Satire: HOW TO DEBATE AND FRUSTRATE INFIDELS By Ayesha Ahmed Dear brothers and sisters in islam: We live in kuffar country and daily we have to face the infidels who criticize Islam and our prophet, and who want to debate us. In an Islamic country if some one did that all we have to do is to announce loudly what he said and the rest is taken care of by an angry mob. The critic is lynched in no time. End of the story. However here we don t have that luxury as yet. Inshallah in forseeble future after we grow by conversions of morons and criminals in prisons, legal and illegal immigration and procreation we will, inshallah, become a majority and will not have to face this problem on daily basis. However, for the time being following is an approach
all Muslim brothers and sisters can use when faced with such a pest. Jazakallah Khair. Inshallah the vermin will steer clear of you in future. 1. A popular question is why Islam calls for death of Islamic critics and apostates. Insist that their info is false. Quote aya to you your religion and to me my religion. 2. To answer Islam spread with sword, say that it is a big lie spread by the right wing Christians, neo con jews and faithless hindus and that Quran clearly says there is no compulsion in religion. 3. If the Bin Laden s jihad Fatwa of 1998 is quoted which orders mulim umma to kill americans wherever they are found which was also signed by top islamic clerics, say that those so called muslims /clerics have hijacked peaceful religion of islam and quote a part of aya 5.32 killing one innocent is like killing the whole humanity. 4. If in response some one quotesall the violent ayas from Koran, accuse him of quoting ayas in bits and pieces and cherry picking. 5. If he then quotes full ayas and ayas before and after, than insist that the translation is wrong. 6. If he brings ten different translations than say correct meanings can be understood only by reading Quran in Arabic. 7. If he happens to be well versed in Arabic language than insist that those ayas don t mean what they appear to mean as they have allegorical meanings. 8. If he is adamant, than say you cannot understand those ayas without reading the context from hadiths and siras. 9. If he shows up with the hadiths and siras in hand and quotes the context of the violent ayas by referring to hadiths of prophet s rapes, robberies