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Web site: Stannlenox.org E-mail: stannlenox@verizon.net The Roman Catholic Parishes of St. Ann, Lenox, MA and St. Patrick, West Stockbridge, MA June 11, 2017 Pastoral Staff: Msgr. John J. Bonzagni, Pastor Deacon John Zick (St. Ann, St. Patrick & St. Vincent de Paul) Deacon Dan Romanello (St. Ann, St. Patrick & St. Vincent de Paul) Mrs. Deborah Kuni, Administrative Assistant (St. Ann) Mrs. Margot Towl, Administrative Assistant (St. Patrick) Mr. Ron Ramsay, Director of Music Programs (St. Ann) Mr. Art DeVylder, Director of Music (St. Patrick) Deacon John Zick DRE (St Patrick) (413) 232-0137 Mrs. Joan Davis, DRE (St. Ann) (413) 637-4027 or (413) 841-5021 Dianne Romeo, R.N., Parish Nurse 637-2684 Rectory / Cemetery Office (St. Ann s) 134 Main Street, Lenox, MA 01240-2395 Tel. (413) 637-0157 Fax (413) 637-2945 E-Mail: stannlenox@verizon.net Rectory / Cemetery Office (St. Patrick s) 30 Albany Road, West Stockbridge, MA 01266-9200 Tel / Fax (413) 232-4427 E-Mail: stpatricksws@verizon.net Weekend Mass Schedule: Saturday 4:00 p.m. St. Ann s, Lenox Saturday 5:30 p.m. St. Vincent de Paul, Lenox Dale Sunday 8:00 a.m. St. Patrick s, West Stockbridge Sunday 9:45 a.m. St. Ann s, Lenox Sunday 11:15 a.m. St. Ann s, Lenox Daily Mass: Monday through Friday 7 a.m. at St. Ann s Parish Council Elections It is once again time for our Parish Council to begin the process of electing new members. In your pew you will find a nomination form. A list of current members is list on the form, so those people cannot be nominated. If you think you or someone you know would be an asset to our parish council, please write their name(s) in on this form. Forms can be put into our collection basket or left at any of the doors of the church in the boxes marked Parish Council Nomination Forms. Please help us by offering us the names of those you would like to see serve a term on the Parish Council. Holy Day: Holy Day: Vigil, 7 p.m. St. Patrick s Holy Day, 7 a.m. St Ann s, 5:30 p.m. St. Vincent de Paul Sacrament of Reconciliation: 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Saturday 3:00 to 3:30 p.m. at St. Ann s / 4th Saturday 2:15 to 3:15 p.m. at St. Patrick s Sacrament of Baptism: Call the rectory of your choice to register. Baptisms are by appointment with the pastor or one of our deacons. Sacrament of Marriage: We welcome the opportunity to prepare and celebrate with couples the Sacrament of Marriage. Please call either rectory office at least 8 months before the wedding date.

ST. ANN CHURCH, LENOX MASS INTENTIONS Saturday Jun. 10 4:00 p.m. Ed Kennedy, req. by his wife Sue Sunday Jun. 11 9:45 a.m. Our graduating seniors. May they find success & happiness in life. Baccalaureate Mass 11:15 a.m. Kay Cacciola, req. by Suzanne Malkin Monday Jun. 12 7:00 a.m. Sandra McKenna, req. by her sister and family Tuesday Jun. 13 7:00 a.m. Souls in Purgatory who died in Prison Wednesday Jun. 14 7:00 a.m. Elizabeth Halsch, req. by her friends at St. Ann Parish Thursday Jun. 15 7:00 a.m. Sandra and Llew Armstrong, req. by their family Friday Jun. 16 7:00 a.m. Communion Service with Deacon John Zick Saturday Jun. 17 4:00 p.m. Romildo, Bettina & Anita Antonangeli, req. by their family 5:30 p.m. St. Vincent de Paul Church - Bill and Maureen Sheehan Sunday Jun. 18 8:00 a.m. St. Patrick Church - George Byrne 9:45 a.m. Thomas Kirby, req. by Pam & David Mackie 11:15 a.m. Edward Forrest, req. by his wife ST. ANN STEWARDSHIP OF TREASURE Weekly Collection Summary COLLECTION ON JUNE 4, 2017 WEEKLY COLLECTION: $ 3,554 AMOUNT NEEDED EACH WEEKEND: $ 4,827 AMOUNT NEEDED JULY-MAY $ 231,696 AMOUNT RECEIVED: $ 224,468 TOTAL UNDER BUDGET $ -7,228 Please consider using ParishPay for your contributions THANK YOU! WE DEPEND ON YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT Weekly Envelopes: This Weekend: Regular Weekly/Cemetery Next Weekend: Regular Weekly Please pray for the deceased, including Judith Pupo and Elizabeth Halsch, and the sick. Do You Enjoy Our Annual Summer Festival? Each year St. Ann staff and volunteers work for months to bring you this annual fundraiser and family oriented event. Each year we hope to bring in new people with new ideas to keep our Summer Festival fresh and more fun than the previous year. Please watch the bulletin for the next meeting. We invite you to stop by and be part of this year s event. Meetings are usually 1 hour long. We need volunteers to help set up, work the days of the event, and clean up, as well as people behind the scenes. Even an hour or two of your help will make a big difference. Please mark your calendars today and plan to give an hour or two of your time. Thank you. OUR SANCTUARY CANDLE BURNS FOR NICHOLAS & THERESA DISANTIS Baccalaureate Mass ~ Today Sunday, June 11, at the 9:45 a.m. Mass, St. Ann parish will honor our high school graduates during our Baccalaureate Mass. Congratulations to the graduating class of 2017! IT S TIME FOR YOUR TAG SALE DONATIONS! This year we will hold our large Tag Sale. Please keep St. Ann s in mind as you continue your Spring cleaning. We are now accepting donations through July 2nd ONLY. As in other years, items should be left behind the family center. If it is a rainy day, we would appreciate you notifying the office so that your items can be brought inside. A list of items we cannot accept is on page 5 of this bulletin and will also be posted at the drop-off point. Thank you in advance!

MOST HOLY TRINITY LECTORS EUCHARISTIC MINISTERS ALTAR SERVERS WEEKEND OF JUN. 10 & 11 Saturday 4:00 p.m. C. Meisberger J. Chague, C. Kirby S. Meisberger Sunday 9:45 a.m. J. Hopper G. McCormick, M. Somes E. Saupé 11:15 a.m. J. Coxon T. Romeo, M. Wilser volunteer needed WEEKEND OF JUN. 17 & 18 Saturday 4:00 p.m. S. Merlino C. Meisberger, M. Moran JT Novitsky Sunday 9:45 a.m. M. Herman P. Archey, N. Armstrong S. Herman 11:15 a.m. J. Healy D. Zola, L. Loring volunteer needed COFFEE HOUR TEAMS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS June 18 Team #3 Captain: Jeremiah & Christa Ames Helpers: Bakers: Joanne Lane, Kathy Face, Mary Conlon, Sandy Morley. June 25 Team #4 Captain: Andrew & Melissa Minkler Bakers: Penny Saupé, Jeanne Schnackenberg, Jen Jaehnig, Mark & Molly Elliot, Maren Jacobs ST. ANN S GIFT BASKET RAFFLE This year we are asking anyone who would like to donate a theme basket to our Summer Festival raffle, to only donate one basket per family. We appreciate every donation, but do not have the room to display a vast number of baskets this year. Thank you for your understanding. Donations can be dropped off anytime to the Rectory office during office hours, 8:30 to 3:30. A VERY SPECIAL INVITATION. Please join us as we celebrate the retirement of Rev. Peter A. Gregory, pastor of St. Charles Church, at an Open House being held in his honor on Sunday, June 25th from 2-6 p.m. at St. Charles Church Parish Hall, 89 Briggs Ave., Pittsfield. All are welcome. The event is free. Light refreshments will be served. If you would like to contribute to a group gift please send to Roberta Brassard, 19 Montgomery Ave., Pittsfield, MA 01201. Any questions can be addressed to Robbie Brassard at Robbie@nycap.rr.com or by calling the rectory, 413-442-7470 ext. 23, Monday-Friday, 9:30 AM- 2:30 PM. RESTROOMS AT ST. ANN S are located in our Family Center. To access them from the church, please exit the church using the side door nearest to the candles on the left side of the church. This year St. Ann s Summer Festival will be the weekend of July 14 th 16 th. We have a full schedule, jam packed with fun for the entire family. The weekend will kick off with a Wii dance and karaoke party on Friday night in the family center. There will be pizza, snacks, and refreshments to help keep you fueled and ready to rock! If you re not much into performing, come anyway for a great night of entertainment provided by our very own fabulous community of shining stars. Be sure to get some rest and join us Saturday morning for a little exercise during our 5k family fun run. Grab some registration forms and share them with your friends, we will be awarding prizes to the top 3 finishers of the race. For those history seekers and in honor of the town of Lenox s 250 th anniversary, we will have a tour of the St. Ann s Cemetery. Come learn about our ancestors who built the foundation of this great town we call home. If shopping is your thing you will not want to miss out on our weekendlong tag sale under the big tent. The Knights of Columbus will be grilling and chilling so be sure to grab yourselves a bite to eat and get your paddles ready for the live auction. Our partners from New Genesis will have the neighborhood filled with the sounds of joy and laughter at the Kids Carnival with face painting, balloons, and bouncy house fun, just to name a few activities. Tickets will be available after Masses in the coming weeks for the family fiesta dinner on Saturday night. Grab your friends and enjoy a great night under the stars with some yummy food and drinks as the children settle in with a movie under the tent. There is still fun to be had Sunday morning at the pancake breakfast! Unico will be busy flipping cakes and our children will be eager to serve all our guests. There will be plenty of chances to enter to win a one of a kind gift basket and money raffles. Join us Sunday after the outdoor Mass for the raffle drawing winners and a little ice cream. Wow, this is going to be a great weekend! The annual summer festival helps to support the upkeep and maintenance of our beautiful historic church. This year a portion of the proceeds will be allocated towards the purchase of an automatic door for the church entrance adjacent to the family center. This enhancement will improve accessibility for all our parishioners and guests! Thank you in advance for making this St. Ann s annual fundraiser such a success.

JUNE 11, 2017 Saint Patrick Church West Stockbridge, MA Mass Intention for June 11, 2017 Margaret Cullen LECTOR EUCHARISTIC MINISTER ALTAR SERVER WEEKEND OF JUNE 11 Sunday 8:00 a.m. J. Kujawski V. D Aniello L. O Gara WEEKEND OF JUNE 18 Sunday 8:00 a.m. K. Davis L. Fields L. O Gara ST. PATRICK STEWARDSHIP OF TREASURE Collection on June 4, 2017 Weekly Building Maintenance Fuel Ascension $ 1,049.00 $ 5.00 $ 170.00 $ 15.00 Cemetery $ $ 1,239.00 130.00 Thank you for your continued support! UPCOMING EVENTS SCHEDULED FOR ST. PATRICK S PARISH CENTER SUN. JUNE 11: Coffee Hour following 8 a.m. Mass. TUE. JUNE 13: All St. Patrick Committees will meet at 6:30 p.m. (Finance & Parish Councils & Grounds) SUN. JUNE 18: Coffee Hour following 8 a.m. Mass. SUN. JUNE 25: THERE WILL BE NO COFFEE HOUR ON THIS WEEKEND. WEEKLY ENVELOPES: THIS WEEKEND: Regular Weekly NEXT WEEKEND: Regular Weekly/Bldg. Maint. When attending St Patrick s Church services, please do not park in front of the Fire Station. When parking there you run the risk of being blocked in if there is a fire emergency. Thank you for your consideration in this matter. OUR SANCTUARY CANDLE IS AVAILABLE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO RESERVE IT FOR A TWO WEEK PERIOD, PLEASE CALL MARGOT IN THE CHURCH OFFICE AT 232-4427. Prayer Line: St. Patrick s parish has a prayer line network for anyone needing prayers. To request a prayer be said or if you would like to be a volunteer on the prayer network please call Karen Zick at 413-232-0137. Thank you to everyone who came out last Saturday to support our annual church cleanup day at St. Patrick Parish.

ST. ANN CHURCH, LENOX ST. PATRICK CHURCH, WEST STOCKBRIDGE JUNE MEETINGS & EVENTS (All events held in St. Ann s Family Center unless otherwise noted) KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS MEETING: Mon. June 12, 7 p.m. St. Vincent de Paul Rectory NEW GENESIS MEETING: Wed. June 21, at 1 p.m. ST. ANN S WALKING GROUP: Tuesdays at 8:30a.m. ROSARY: Tuesdays at 1 p.m. EXERCISE CLASS: Fridays from 9 to 10 a.m. BLOOD PRESSURE CHECKS: 1st Sunday of the month between the 9:45 & 11:15 Masses Short Excerpts Taken from Pope Francis Addresses And Homilies The Dignity of Children of God Our filial relationship with God is not like a treasure that we keep in a corner of our life, but must be increased. It must be nourished every day with listening to the word of God, with prayer, with participation in the sacraments, especially Reconciliation and the Eucharist, and with love. We can live as children! And this is our dignity we have the dignity of children. We should behave as true children! This means that every day we must let Christ transform us and conform us to him; it means striving to live as Christians, endeavoring to follow him in spite of seeing our limitations and weaknesses. The temptation to set God aside in order to put ourselves at the center is always at the door, and the experience of sin injures our Christian life, our being children of God. This excerpt was taken from the book, Pope Francis Speaks to Our Hearts, Words of Challenge and Hope by the Word Among Us. The Sisters of St. Joseph Announce their 21st Sisters of St. Joseph Golf Classic Preparations are underway for the Sisters of St. Joseph Twenty-first Annual Golf Classic to be held on Monday, Aug. 28, at the Springfield Country Club. A continental breakfast will be provided at 7:30 a.m. and lunch will be available at 11:30 a.m. The first shotgun start is scheduled for 8 a.m. and the second at 1 p.m. If interested in playing in this classic, please register early as the field is limited. Registration deadline is July 17th. Proceeds from this tournament will be used toward the care of our retired sisters. For information or to register please call Sr. Eleanor Harrington at 413-536-0853 ext. 223. Pregnancy Support Services is need of sizes 4-6 diapers, 2T and 3T clothing, strollers, and shelves for the office. Please call the office at 443 7351 for drop off information. A LIST OF ITEMS WE CANNOT ACCEPT FOR OUR SUMMER FESTIVAL TAG SALE Cloth furniture (couches, stuffed chairs etc.) Mattresses Cribs Electronic devices (TVs, computers, printers, stereos, etc.) Microwaves Skis/ski poles Clothing (including shoes, belts, pocketbooks) Artificial Christmas Trees Large appliances If you have questions about what you plan to donate, please give the rectory office a call between 8:30 and 3:30, Monday through Friday. When you drop off items at the top of the back stairs of the Family Center, please consider giving the office a call at 637-0157 so we can bring them in if it looks like rain. Thank you. IF YOU OR A FAMILY MEMBER are ill and home bound and would like to receive the Sacrament of the Sick or Holy Communion, please contact our office or one of our deacons and let them come to you. Call 637-0157 or 232-4427 feel free to leave a message. In Our Area.... FATHER S DAY BREAKFAST The Knights of Columbus Council 103 will hold a Father s Day Breakfast on June 18th, at the parish hall of St. Joseph Church, 414 North St., from 8-11 a.m. Tickets are $10 for adults and $6 for children 5-12. A limited number of tickets will be available at the door. Tickets will be available at St. Joseph Rectory or by calling Jack Laviolette at 413-464-6009. FATHER S DAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SOCIAL The Women s Guild will have a social after the 10:30 Mass at St. Peter Parish, 213 Main St. Great Barrington. The June 18th event will be held on the side lawn of the church.

ST. ANN CHURCH, LENOX ST. PATRICK CHURCH, WEST STOCKBRIDGE Kid s Corner SOME SUMMERTIME JOKES FOR YOU TO ENJOY AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel. Why are gulls named seagulls? If they were by the bay, they d be bagels. Why don t oysters share their pearls? Because they re shellfish. Which letter is the coolest? Iced t. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle. What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?- Show me your mussels. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet. What does a bee do when it is hot? He takes off his yellow jacket. What holds the sun up in the sky? Sunbeams. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you re eating a watermelon. What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday. What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? Nothing it just waved.