PASADENA, CALIFORNIA. questions on the matter. Since I am not always there, leave a message at the tone and I will get back to you. Ta Ta.

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1 VOLUME LXXXVIII NUMBER 20 PASADENA, CALIFORNIA Optonal Dental Plan Comng to Insttute; Local Dentsts Avalable by Steve Gomez Startng frst term next year (or thrd term ths year f detals are worked out soon enough), all undergraduate and graduate students wll be elgble to sgn up for the Safeguard Prepad Dental Program. The plan s optonal, but s such a deal that those already nsured should take advantage oft. It costs $34 a year for an elgble member, and $68/year for a member and one dependent. Once sgned up, the member chooses a local dentst who belongs to the program. There are three dental offces, wth a total ofeght dentsts, that belong to the program and are close to. Free benefts of the program nclude cleanng once every sx months, oral examnatons and dagnoss,. offce vsts, full-mouth X-rays, and preventatve dental educaton. Other servces and treatments wll requre co-payment, ncludng topcal fluorde treatments ($5.00), emergency treatment ($15.00), broken appontment change (.e., less than 24 hours notce-$1o.(0), fllngs (rangng from $10-$25 dependng on the number of teeth nvolved), extractons ($25-$55 plus $20 anesthesa, dependng on the condton of the teeth), etc. For those already covered by some dental nsurance, your present nsurance should pck up the cost of the co-payment dependng on the type ofnsurance you carry. The best dea s to take care ofyour dental problems whle n school now (when the nsurance plan starts) whle t s drt cheap. You mght not apprecate payng $160 to have a tooth remoyed later when t could have been done for $28 n school. If anyone has questons, they can contact me, Steve Gomez, at x3762. I wll try to answer your Haymans of Flntrdge Donate New Char [CNB] - has receved a gft from Mr. and Mrs. Rchard L. Hayman of Flntrdge to establsh the Dotty and Dck Hayman Professorshp of Engneerng. Presdent Marvn L. Goldberger sad that one of 's most emnent professors wll be selected to hold the endowed char. "Professorshps are among the most mportant gfts our frends can contrbute, snce they enable us to recognze outstandng faculty as well as provdng vtal endowment funds that strengthen 's fnancal base. We are deeply grateful to Dck and Dotty Hayman for ther foresght and generosty." A gft of $1.5 mllon Budget Meetng The budget meetng for the '87-'88 fscal year s scheduled at 7:00PM next Tuesday, March 10th n the Mllkan Board Room. All clubs and organzatons should pck up a budget request form from Thu Le, Ruddock House, and return them by 5:00 pm. today. Please mal them to Thu Le, mal code No extensons granted. questons on the matter. Snce I am not always there, leave a message at the tone and I wll get back to you. Ta Ta. FRIDAY 6 MARCH 1987 tooay IS ORopOay The Van Is Back-Jeff "Larry" Flnt, the new ASCIT upperc ass Drector-at-Large presents the freshly repared ASCIT van. The van s avalable to ASCIT members who have good drvng reputatons. For nformaton, or to reserve the van, contact Flnt at Syndcate Alley (room 110, x3774). s needed to endow a professorshp at. The Haymans' prevous gfts to the Insttute were the Rchard L. and Dorothy M. Hayman Professorshp n Mechancal Engneerng held by Frank E. Marble, and the Hayman Lounge n 's Athenaeum, n memory of Mr. Hayman's brother, Earl S. Hayman, a 1924 graduate. The Haymans have also contrbuted generously to the Alumn Fund, The Assocates, and the Summer Undergraduate Research Fellowshp (SURF) program. Hayman, who studed mechancal engneerng at, worked at Lockheed from 1936 to 1945 before foundng hs own company, Haskel, Inc. (Burbank, Calforna), whch produces compressed ar (and gas) drven pumps, and specal purpose valves, and metal flange seals for general ndustry and defense. He s also charman ofhaskel Energy Systems, Ltd., n England, a foregn subsdary ofhs company. Mr. and Mrs. Hayman are actve members ofthe Assocates, a support group. They are contrbutng Lfe Members and members of the Presdent's CCrcle. Mr. Hayman has just completed a two-year term as presdent of The Assocates. He s also a member of the Alumn Assocaton. What Happened to Dngo Bongo by Adam Sovk "Why haven't we.had the Ongo concert?" Snce our entrance nto. the 'backto school' (Ongo Bongo Concert) sweepstakes, t seems the whole campus s flled wth questons. Perhaps ths artcle can shed lght on the stuaton. Bran Danels and I were told of ths contest wthout many detals. After many phonecalls, some to New York, I reached someone who knew what was gong on. Ths was on a Tuesday. She sad that she would send out the offcal rules n the mal, but that we had to handwrte on an ndex card our name and school and get t valdated at a Honda dealer and send t to New York to be receved by Monday. Bran and I went to all the houses askng for monetary support for the cards and stamps as well as labor to fill ourthese cards. All the houses except Lloyd (and ofcourse Flemng) refused money, sayng that ther houses were not enthusastc. Lloyd and Flemng decded to go on, knowng that all the houses would gan f we won, even f they put no effort n. We bought and flled out as many cards as we could afford to send to New York. More cards On Frday mornng, hearng a promoton for ths contest on KROQ, I called, to be told by Kathleen Rely that we could delver our entres to the staton rather than send them to New York. Wthout the cost of the stamps we could afford to send many more entres. We had untl Frday at fve. We filled out (all the houses except Page partcpatng at ths pont) 52,000 entres and drove them to KROQ. Kathleen seemed optmstc about our chances. Now the watng started. The long wat.. Every Monday and Frday I called Kathleen at KROQ and was told that nothng was new as to the wnner and to call back. After several weeks, and constant naggng by the CIT communty, I called Honda-the sponsor. Pam Dean told me the wnner would be announced n three days and that f we weren't told yet (the wnner was to be told before the rest of the world) we probably hadn't won. The next day Clea came to me, tellng me that the publc events offce got a phone call and referred t to her. She gave me the name and phone number for Mark Shmmel. I mmedately called hm and he verfed that we won. I was told that there was a problem wth our entres not beng valdated but because ofour great enthusasm we would be gven a concert as well as the next school wth less - but valdated- entres. Problems arse After talkng wth many people n the admnstratonand wth concert halls and more, Mark Shmmel called to say that the concert would be on December 23. I sad that would be unacceptable, seeng that many students go home for Chrstmas. Snce the band was go- ng to be on tour, we mght have to wat untl June. Great! We started talkng about the sze of the stage, the dre.ssng rooms, securty, lghts, nsurance, etc. Several weeks later I got a call sayng that Mark s sorry but we can no longer have a concert. The band dd not want to gve two concerts for one contest. Why should they have to pay for what they felt was KROQ's mstake? He tred everythng he could but t an't gong to happen. That's t. I called Kathleen from KROQ (remember her?) and yelled my head off. She sad that whether or not our entres enttled us to a concert or not and whether or not she had the rght to tell us what she dd was rrelevant. All that n mnd, they stll promsed us a concertand she was. gong to hold them to that promse. The next day - "there sn't much that I can do..." At ths pont I went to our frendly Deans and we set up a meetng wth the Insttute lawyer. The lawyer. thought that the 20 tckets offered to us n compensaton for the whole affar was rdculous. How about 800 tckets for all the undergrads, maybe 1600 for the grad students as well, or maybe even 2000 to nclude some staff. The CIT lawyer together wth our publc relatons offce (a drect lne to the press) are gong to try to convnce Honda and whoever else that t s n ther best nterest to satsfy us. As t stands now, a concert s mpossble. A reasonable number of tckets to a show n L.A...we'll see. >.D o.c Cl.

2 2THE CALIFORNIA TECH FRIDAY 6 MARCH PIN10N Frosh In PICK THE Thoughts About BOC To the Edtors: By now, most ofthe undergraduates of are at least somewhat aware of the recent actons of the BOC concernng the three freshmen Shubber Al, Thor Clark, and Chrs Edgngton, (who have all ntated publc dscusson of ther cases per artcle VII, secton 2.() of the ASCIT By-Laws). Also by now there has been much spreadng of nformaton and ms- -;0 nformaton and dscusson, both.~ constructve and not so construc- ~ tve, between the students. My pur- :0 pose here s to consoldate what s ~ known about the facts n general E and to express my sentments as to c: what appears to be a serous error.~ n judgment. Unfortunately, publc ~ nformaton s qute lmted n these ~ matters. It s sadly ronc that the truth s so hard to fnd n a place. where t s supposed to set one free. As wth most aspects of lfe, one must make do wth what s avalable and make the best judgment based upon those facts. Here s a short summary of what s publc knowledge at ths tme: 1) The two freshmen Thor and Chrs stole a couch from Lloyd House frst term and kept t n ther room for several weeks. 2) Early second term Thorand Chrs took another couch from Lloyd and then Shubber and Thor took a thrd couch. 3) At ths pont Lloyd realzed what was gong on and demanded return of the couches. The couches were returned and Lloyd decded to brng the matter before the BOC va the usual channels. 4) For reasons unknown the hearng was delayed untl approxmately one week ago, at whch tme the three freshmen were questoned separately n a rotatng fashon (frst one, second one, thrd one, frst one, etc.) 5) All three were questoned extensvely upon the ssues surroundng the stealng of the couches. 6) Chrs Edgngton was questoned extensvely upon hs understandng of the honor system. Hs questonng ncluded hypothetcal cases. Shubber and Thor were not questoned as extensvely along these lnes. 7) After long delberatons, the BOC made the followng recommendatons: Thor and Shubber should be put on probaton; Chrs Edgngton should be expelled from school. 8) Chrs was told that the recommendaton n hs case was based upon the BOC's nterpretaton ofhs atttude toward the honor system- the BOC felt that hs contnued presence would be a threat to the communty under the rules of the honor system. 9) The fnal verdcts awatng the Dean's decson. The events outlned above brng two fundamental questons to my mnd: Is the BOC's prmary functon, that ofnullfcaton ofadvantage, beng properly served here, and should the BOC's decsons be based upon past events or future expectatons? If the BOC's prmary functon s to nullfy advantage, and I am under the mpresson that ths s so, I do not beleve that the recommendatons handed down by the BOC are justfed. In ths case, the three freshmen took advantage of the members of Lloyd House by deprvng them of ther couches for an extended tme perod. Ths obvously was worth somethng of Greg Susca Pantng and Wallcoverng Interor and Exteror (818) Lcense # Specal dscounts to communty THEASCIT~OVIE TONIGHT at 7:30 and 10: A SPACE ODYSSEY Next Week - Beverly Hlls Cop n Baxter Lecture Hall $1 ASCIT members $1.50 all others value to Lloyd. However, the BOC's decson n no way, shape, or form compensated Lloyd for the value ofts loss offurnture for ths tme perod- although rents were pad, no wear and tear charges were assessed, and no publc servce to Lloyd was recommended. Instead, Lloyd got back some used furnture and the three offenders were handed recommendatons to hopefully prevent future volatons by them. I am afrad that the relatonshp between the advantage taken and recommendatons gven s not unlke that between apples and oranges. The second fundamental queston, the bass upon whch members of our communty should be judged by the BOC, merts much thought and ratonal dscusson among us. No one beleves for a nstant that Chrs Edgngton was recommended for expulson because he stole a couch from Lloyd-ths The edtorshp feels that wth such a major controversy on hand, we too should make our own comments concernng the BOC. As a part ofthe student government system the BOC allows us as students to playa major role n our communty. We govern ourselves and we nterpret and suggest reprmands for our peers. The honor system and ts enforcement by the BOC gve us freedom and a maturty found on few campuses. However, we may be nexperenced wth the power and responsblty that goes wth such a poston. The Board of Control dea s ludcrous. Therefore, t must be construed that the recommendaton was made not upon events whch occurred n the past, but rather upon the BOC's estmaton of what Chrs mghtor mght not do n the future. In effect, Chrs Edgngton s beng sentenced for crmes not commtted, for advantages not taken- he has been judged to be gulty n the future, an ncorrgble volator. Ths decson was not based upon a pror record, but upon the collectve opnon of the BOC of Chrs's character as a human beng. I do not beleve that ths type of judgment belongs at orevenwthn the confnes ofa free socety. In some respects t s remnscent of McCarthysm. Cvl lbertes are certanly beng volated. However, descrptve namecallng' and angry flalng wll not brng a resoluton ofpostve value to ths subject. It stme we take a serous look at the socety we have created and work together to better t for all. I nvte all who have constructve comments about ths subject to express them to the communty, especally those who have served or are presently servcontnued on page 3 ~~ 21na It ~ ~~ HAIR DESIGN. ~ Specalzng n Unsex Harcuts, Perms, and Color 20% off to communty Walk ns and' Appontments.J 991 E. 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THE CALIFORNIA TECH Volume LXXXVIII Number 20 6 March 1987 ILLUSTRIOUS POTENTATES Ken Haynes Mchael Keatng Jennfer Low ENTERTAINMENT DEMIURGE Jens Peter Alfke PHOTO DEMIURGE Joey Francs SPORTS DEMIURGE Steve Bard ANNOUNCEMENTS EXARCH Josh Kurutz DAEMONS Huy Cao Steve Gomez Rob Grothe. John Haba Amanda Heaton. Maneesh Jan Mark D. Looper. Kevn Nelson Glenn Tesler Marty Zmmerman PHOTO LIEGEMEN Shubber Al Steve Bard Joey Francs Glenn Tesler BRAHMAN Sandp Bswal TIlE INSIDE WORLD Blacker: Alex We Dabney: Al Petterson Flemng: Ed Zanell Lloyd: Keth Owens, Bran Patterson and John Wltse Page: James Ibbeson and Dean Wlber Rcketts: Lsa LePome and Gary Ludlam Ruddock: Betsy Andrews CAPfAINS OF INDUSTRY Davd Goldrech Gavn Claypool PRODUCTION VASSALS Nck Smth Glenn Tesler PEON AMONG TIlE RANK AND I1LE Jay Leske TIlE CALIFORNIA TECH Wnnett Student Center Calforna Insttute of Technology Pasadena, Calforna Phone: [818] Publshed weekly except durng examnaton and vacaton perods by the Assocated Students ofthe Calforna Insttute of Technology, Inc. (but prmarly by the Edtors). The opnons expressed heren are strctly those of the authors and do not necessarly reflect those of the Edtors. Letters and announcements are welcome. All contrbutons should nelude the author's name and phone number and the ntended date of publcaton. 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3 TH E CALIFORNIA TECH FRIDAY 6 MARCH OPINION ,--3 ng on the BOC. In general, I beleve a better nformed communty wll cooperate better and make better decsons. Hopefully, the truth wll set us free n the end after all. -Frank Vasquez, Jr. Flemng House V. P. Control Questoned To the Edtors, Recently, certan actons of the Board of Control (BOC) have led a number of students to queston the the amount ofpower whch has been delegated to the BOC, and whether new gudelnes governng the procedure and actons of the BOC should be nsttuted. The Board of Control was orgnally created to mantan the ntegrty of the Honor System at. It was endowed wth certan powers n order to help t do just that. The BOC was (and s) composed ofnne votng membersone representatve from each house, and two reps at large- as well as a charman and secretary. These representatves were to be elected by the student body on the qualfcaton that they had the Insttute's best nterests n mnd, and would uphold the Honor System. At least, ths was the orgnal theory upon whch the formaton of the BOC was based. Snce ts creaton, though, students and faculty have come to queston just how benefcal the exstence of the BOC, n ts present form, s. The frst problem wth the modern day BOC s actually caused by the students themselves. The representatves from certan houses have sometmes become reps only because nobody was wllng to run for the job, and only after beng asked dd someone fnally agree to do t. Ths brngs forth an mportant queston: do such representatves really have the upholdng of the Honor System as ther man motvaton, or do they justconsder beng a BOC rep just another job they have to do, wthout consderng the full mplcatons of what they are gettng nto? Also, f such a 'representatve' doesn't really representthe opnons ofthe house whch elected hm, how can such a person be consdered as a part of a group ofourpeers who have been selected on the bass that they wll hold the Honor System above all else and wll therefore use extreme care when tryng possble volators ofthe system? How, too, wll such ndvduals be able to keep personal, or even house, bas from enterng n ther decson concernng a student volaton ofthe code? It s possble that the schsm between the personaltes of the ndvdual houses reflects on the representatves of such houses; s t not therefore possble, or even probable that a BOC vote could be based for or aganst a student dependng on whch house he s from, and how the dfferent representatves feel about that house, or more mportantly, about that student? As any ntellgent person realzes, t s mpossble to keep even the smallest amount of personal bas, good or bad, from enterng nto one's hopefully objectve decson. A possble soluton to ths problem s to change the procedure for the pckng of representatves for the BOC. Instead of each house havng one representatve, wouldn't t be better to have the entre student body determne who should represent t at the BOC? Ths would actually ncrease the possblty ofgettng more qualfed people on the BOC, because an nterested student would have abetter chance of beng elected f he was runnng for one ofseven spots, as opposed to runnng for smply one spot. It would also generate more nterest n the BOC because students would be concerned about havng too many people from one house n control of the board. A second, more mportant ssue s the amount of power the BOC currently welds. Under current polcy, the BOC's actons, f any, take the form of recommendatons to the Dean of Students. The proceedngs ofthe BOC are kept under lock and key and are avalable only to the BOe. The admnstraton has no access to these records (lttle t, 86-87). On the surface, ths seems to present no problems, but when. one looks more closely at just what ths means n terms ofchecks and balances, one realzes that there s a serous mbalance caused by ths. Although t s true that the BOC only makes a recommendaton to the Dean, t s a matter of Insttute hstory that the Dean respects and usually abdes by the decson of the BOC. Ths, n tself, s fne. The problem arses when one realzes that the BOC that s makng the recommendaton BURGlER may not be completely wthout. repeat offenders, or certan other bas; n other words, the Dean may knds ofvolators, I do not beleve be unwttngly basng hs decson that students wll abde by the BOC on a recommendaton that he statement that one should turn n assumed, out of past experence one's frends wthout frst gvng wth the BOC, was merted. Even them the chance to correct ther f a student appeals the BOC's own dgressons. Or, on the even recommendaton, the Dean does more absurd end of the volaton not have access to the unedted ver- spectrum, what should you do f son ofthe mnutes ofthe case, and you know that someone s usng therefore can only base hs decson another student's soap n the on hs conversatons wth both the shower wthout that student's per BOC charman and the student n- msson. Should you frst tell the volved. The lack of access to the vctmzed student and lether solve mnutes by anybody otherthan the the problem onherown, orshould BOC hnders the possblty of the you mmedately turn the volator Dean to make a decson based on n to the BOC? One can nstantly all of the facts presented at the recognze the foolshness n dong hearng; unless he conducts hs such a thng, but as the board has own formal nvestgaton, he s stated t, the letter ofthe law must relyng manly on what he hears. be obeyed. Ths system ofnform Even the accused student may not ng on everybody else for even the know specfcally why he or she smallest thng s remnscent of may be recommended for a certan another system that was eventualpunshment, because the BOC ly smlar to ths. It exsted n Gernever nformed hm or her ofthe many n the 1930's and 40's and specfc volaton. How, too, can even nvolved chldren nformng the BOC make a decson to recom- on ther own famles. Many mend a student for expulson or students, ncludng myself, conforced leave on the bass of one sder to be a famly. I nght's questonng? And, n such would serously regret to seeng the an extreme case as expulson or same thng happen here. forced leave, whch usually results -Shubber Al n the same outcome (Le., a student 1-57 permanently leavng the Insttute), should not the accused be allowed to at least be completely nformed of the exact reasonng upon whch the decson s based? That s currently not the polcy of the BOC. Last, but certanly most mportantly, t appears the Honor System has a flaw n t whch s possbly the source for the problems concernng the BOC. A hypothetcal case rased by the BOC was as follows: If you caught a close frend of yours cheatng on a test, what would you do? Whle the majorty of students I asked ths answered that they would frst ask the student what caused hm to do ths, would he cover t up, would he turn hmself n, would he do t aganand fthe frend was not wllng to turn hmself n or planned to do t agan, then the student would turn hm n - the BOC beleves that the student s not a lberty to make the decson to queston ther frend. Instead, they should mmedately turn n ther frend - n fact, they should actually turn n any volator ofthe Honor System, no matterthe crme, because that s why the BOC was created- to deal wth volators. Whle I can agree wth ther statement n regards to vandals, or BUY YOUR CALTECH CARD AND SAVE Support For Board To the Edtors: One of the greatest benefts of a socety such as ours s that people can partcpate n the decsons of the government. But t s not always practcal or advsable for everyone to be nvolved wth certan decsons, such as natonal defense, or whether or not a person s gulty of a certan offense and what hs punshment should be. So we select a group of people to learn the facts and make the decsons for us. Often the decsons whch these people make are unpopular or seem llogcal. But t s foolsh for us to react every tme by passng a law preventng them from makng such a decson. We must acknowledge the fact that n many cases we probably do not know all of the relevant nformaton and therefore cannot make an nformed decson. I would lke to extend ths nto an analogy ofour student body and the functon of the BOC. There are reasons why honor system volatons are not brought before the entre student body, and t s the BOe's duty to represent us n these cases. Many of you were recently presented wth one sde ofsuch a case, n whch the BOC made a seemng- ly llogcal decson. You mght have endorsed a petton whch would prevent the BOC from makng such a decson. I ask you to reconsder, and to objectvely thnk about what I have to say. The students on the BOC have dffcult decsons to make, and probably do not make them lghtly or wthout consderng all of the facts. Consequently, when they make a decson whch s obvously harsherthan the supposed nfracton, I submt that they are basng ther decson on addtonal nformaton of whch we are not aware. I would lke to pont out that the BOC s merely an advsory commttee whch submts ts recommendatons to the Dean, who makes the fnal decson. You mght say, "But the Dean just rubber-stamps the BOe's decsons anyway." I present nstead the probablty that the BOC makes recommendatons whch are for the most part far, and need not be altered by the Dean. And even f ths n not the case, do you thnk that the Dean would just "rubberstamp" the very serous recommendaton of suspenson or expulson, especally f t seemed way out of proporton to the offense commtted? I thnk that the Dean would consder such a recommendaton very serously, and would consult wth othersfhe had any doubts n the matter. Even fthe Dean approves the BOe's recommendaton, the affected party can appeal hs case formally to the Grevance Commttee, and nformally to the Vce Presdent of Student Affars, the Provost, and the Presdent. I thnk t s very unlkely that a truly unfar decson whch could affect a person so much would make t past all of these checks and balances. Wth these facts n mnd, I thnk that the BOC would not, even f only for ts own nterest, submt a recommendaton whch t dd not truly beleve was justfable and proportonal to the offense commtted. Arbtrarly restrctng the capabltes of the BOC s unnecessary and unwarranted, especally fthe decson s beng made wthout knowledge of all of the facts. Puttng lmtatons on the reasons for suspenson and expulson s not only napproprate, but could prevent the BOC from takng such an acton n a stuaton whch cannot be foreseen. There are ample safety checks n the system; let's not overreact out of gnorance of the facts. If there s a decson to be made, t should be carefully thought out after all the detals are known. Davd Lpn Presdent, Rcketts House 91le ~atu~e:. 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4 4TH E CALIFORN IA TECH It--- Arms Talk. Deceptve To the Edtors: State department representatve Mke Stafford's talk here (the Tech, 27 February) was accurate and precse, but completely obscured the basc facts-that the Reagan admnstraton has no nterest n arms control. Stafford panted a pcture ofadmnstraton negotators makng great progress towards an arms control agreement, comng much closer to an agreement than we had been two years ago. However, wth arms control you ether have an agreement, or you don't. Close counts n nuclear weapons, but t doesn't n nuclear arms treates. And all Stafford's talk s worthless f there s no treaty to back t up. What Stafford ddn't talk about s that hs drect boss-chef U.S. negotator Fred Ntze- has consstently opposed every arms control agreement ever sghed. So when Stafford and Ntze say they are "close," why should we beleve that they ever ntend to cross the fnsh lne? Stafford clams that we are "closer" to an agreement because the U.S.S.R. had dropped ts demand that non-ntercontnental delvery systems be ncluded n the 50% reducton envsoned n the START talks. How close s an agreement f the Sovets absolutely refuse to lmt ther ntercontnental offensve weapons as long as the U. S. refuses to lmt Star Wars, and the Reagan admnstraton refuses to lmt Star Wars? Not close. Stafford clams that the reason negotatons for a comprehensve test ban haven't started are because of dsagreement over the name of the negotatons. How close s a comprehensve test ban f t s Reagan admnstraton polcy that a verfable test ban s not desrable? How close s a comprehensve test ban f the Reagan admnstraton clams t would only agree to a CTB after drastc reductons n nuclear forces? Not close: Fnally, how close s Ronald Reagan to beng wthn the law, f the lmted test ban treaty of rattfed by the Senate and hence the law of the land- states that the sgners "seek to acheve the dscontnuance of all test explo- Stafford clamed that "Salt II would have allowed doublng of current levels of weaponry, and took an nordnate amount of tme to negotate." What would have happened wthout Salt II? Trplng of weaponry? Quadruplng of weaponry? Now that the Reagan admnstraton has broken the Salt II lmts that both sdes had abded by, we may have a chance to fnd out. Is there any doubt that the day the U.S. broke the lmt, some general n the Sovet mltary went to Gorbachev and clamed that the only approprate Sovet response could be a buldup n offensve systems? And what twsts of logc are requred to conclude that because a treaty took a long tme to negotate, we should abrogate t? Stafford's talk was a publc relatons move by an admnstraton that gves lp servce to arms control n order to appease the publc and make sure that the Congress does not see the lght and act on ts own. I thnk t s very clear that the admnstraton's negotatng posture n Geneva s not desgned to produce any sort of agreement. Reagan has apponted men to negotate who have been on record for over 25 years as opposng arms control OPINION agreements ot any knd wth the Sovet Unon. It wll be nterestng to see the admnstraton's reacton to Gorbachev's latest proposal to remove medum range mssles from Europe: an dea that seems dentcal to the much touted "zero-opton" that Reagan advocated several years ago. As usual the frst statements have been of the "take a closer look" and "what about verfcaton" type. -Ann Terese He! Grad Student, ChE Defense Polls Out To the Edtors: A " Poll on Defense Issues" has been crculated to 600 students. The poll has been put together by members ofthe Socal Scence department (mostly me) wth nput from other students to try to measure how much students here know about certan defense ssues, and what they thnk about them. Despte assurances of anonymty (and the offerng of przes) we have only receved responses from about 400 people. We've also receved many complants ofbeng "unscentfc". We wll be happy to dscuss these complants (many people have rased vald ponts) after we get all ofthe polls back. However, nothng wll make our responses more "unscentfc" than f we only get back polls from some ofthe people we maled them to: specfcally, only polls from the people who careabout, or have thought about, the questons beng asked. That's why we would lke the remanng 200 or so people who have receved polls to please return them. Our sense s that many people are not returnng the poll because respondents are asked to put ther name on the poll. The only reason for the name s so that we know who has not returned the poll, and can try and track them down. When we get the polls we rp the names from the responses (and use the names to draw for przes). Iffor some reason ths does not offer you qute enough securty, please rp the name off yourself, and send t and the completed poll n separate envelopes. If a reasonable number of the 200 outstandng respondents do ths, your anonymty wll be assured. If even ths s not good enough, please send n the poll wthout a name on t. And fyou smply don't want to answer the poll, please let us know so that we do not hound you any further for a response. Any questons can be drected to me (Jonathan Nagler) at x4699, n Baxter, Room 350, or mal code When all the results are n and tabulated, they'll be wrtten up n the Tech. -Jonathan Nagler Grad Student, Socal Scence ESQUIRE 2670 E. Colorado Blvd. (818) Oscar Nomnatons ROOM WITH A VIEW plus 2 Oscar Nomnatons ROUND MIDNIGHT FRIDAY 6 MARCH 1987 To the Edtors: In her letter [Calforna Tech, 27 February 1987] attemptng to portray the Sandanstas as the defenders ofdemocracy n Central Amerca, Ann Terese Hel mentons as a sde pont that the Popular Front for the Lberaton for Palestne [PFLP] "smply wants to negotate wth our frend Israel to get a place to lve." In the future, Ms. Hel would be well advsed to fnd out the facts before makng a publc dsplay of her gnorance. The PFLP s perhaps the most radcal terrorst group assocated wth the Palestne Lberaton Organzaton [PLO]. They have proudly clamed responsblty for numerous acts of terrorsm aganst cvlans around the world, ncludng the 1970 md-ar exploson ofa Swssar jetlner that klled 47 passengers and crew members. Dr. George Habash, leader of the PFLP sad, "There s a mnmal Palestnan natonal poston. Ths mnmum s the rejecton of any recognton of the Zonst entty...our rejecton of any settlement based on the contnued exstence ofths foregn entty." Ths does not sound lke an appeal for negotatons as Ms. Hel would have us beleve. - Davd Goldrech 1-55 Illustraton Plagarsm? To the Edtors: I notced a very dstnct smlarty between the drawng by Sandp Bswal on the frst page of last week's Tech ("Amerca's Cup Fever") and a drawng by Warren Mller on page 25 ofthe 19 January ssue of The New Yorker. In fact, ths seems to be a case of blatant plagarsm. I hope steps are taken to correct ths problem. -Davd Nce Rcketts House You're wrong. It wasnl blatant. Bswal drew a rendton ofa cartoon whch Dr. Clauser presented n hs slde show. We thank Mr. Nce for dentfyng the orgnal. Ed Fnds a Date-Ed Z. fnally scores on the nght ofwne and Candlelght. Hs date remans anonymous. COLORADO 2588 E. Colorado Blvd. (818) Oscar Nomnatons Woody Allen's HANNAH AND HER SISTERS The Insde World Blacker: Ths week s Yuppe Week. For Yuppes, every week s Yuppe Week. Yuppes try to concentrate on the qualtes that dstngush them as Yuppes durng Yuppe Week. One of these qualtes s to talk about yourself and thngs that are mportant to you. So ths week I'm gong to talk about myself. Fr., 2/27. My brthday. It seems lke everyone's brthday s n February. We all go out to Edokko and pg out on sush. We also go to the TACIT play. It was very good, but I got scared when Lsa LePome started takng off her clothes on stage. We go back and open my presents. A 1O-cup coffee machne, a bag of Java Estate, Dr. Ruth's Gude to Good Sex, and the GQ 1987 Desk Dary. Tracey and Irene also baked a Happy Dck cake for me and Tm, and we played Zar tll late late. Thank you, everyone., 2/28, Tm's brthday, offcally. February s over. I trolled. Tm slept. Later, Ed Zanell comes by all dressed up and takes Irene away. I never saw them come back. I really respect Ed for the way he dresses. I wsh I could dress lke that. Sun., 3/1. More trollng. Chrs Hurwtz makes a fool of hmself n Vatcan. Tm and I debate on the effects ofblacker House's gradual takeover by Yuppes. Tmdecdes to form YEC (Yuppe Extermnaton Corps) and nsults me by callng me a preppe. I make a note to put Tm on my ht lst n my new GQ Desk Dary. Later that nght me and other Yuppes meet n the Mdnte Cafe and dscuss the rsng cost of coffee pastres, among other thngs. Mon., 3/2. I'm not feelng well, probably because I drank too much coffee ths past week. My senstvty to lght and nose amplfed many tmes. I goto sleep early, but someone wakes me up. I try takng somethng to help me go to sleep but end up fallng on the floor and hallucnatng. Tues" 3/3. I feel much better. People n Vatcan report hearng me talk n my sleep, lke "No, no, come back." I recall dreamng about someone packng her sutcase and leavng, but I don't remember any faces. That evenng two thngs happened: the Black Hand came and took away some bad frosh, and then Lloydes came and showered Moles. I don't know why. I decded to protect Chrs Chu and asked them to do ther showerng n Cannes. Chrs and I remnsced about famly lfe. Mark put n another 3 hours ofcomputer work. We now have 17 hours total for ths pay perod. Wed., 3/4. Scott does hs annual cleanng and burnng rght before lunch. I thnk Scott s a funny boy. People attack me as I sun myself on the courtyard couch and throw french fres at me. Tracey decdes to gnore my attempts to serenade her. I decde to skp Ch 21 today because t s too nce to st n class. I trp on my way over to the Tech offce. -Arex Dabney: Pcturethe future, ca A.D. We drve up to the gate. A sgn proclams (n large, frendly letters): WELCOME TO DABNIFARMS WORLD HEADQUARTERS! And also (n slghtly smaller and rather unfrendly letters): Please have your dentfcaton ready. And also (n letters that are even smaller stll, but whch return to the level of congenalty set by the frst lne): "EVERYTHING'S BETTER WHEN IT'S GROWN BY A DARB!'' And fnally (n postvely tny, menacngly neutral letters lurkng n the lower left corner): "We:re DabnCorpTJl:" The checkpont looms ahead. Turbnes whne as our drver brngs our luxurous 2008 Cornf-E-Ryder to a halt. The drver collects our Personal Regstry-ssue Unversal IDs and our Temporary Restrcted DabnCorp passes, lowers the wndow, and hands them to the machne watng outsde. There s a short pause as the Personal Informaton fles n Geneva are accessed, another as the machne scans our faces, and then our plastc souls are handed back to us. As the steel barrer n front of us sldes back, we catch a glmpse of an expressonless sentry shoulderng a pulsed plasma rfle and one of the newest products of DabnGene'sTM canne laboratores passng us wthout a glance. Our drver revs the turbnes and we glde out of the checkpont. We proceed slowly down the well-mantaned plascrete roadway, slently marvellng as the huge compound unfolds before us. We pass mposng rrgaton statons, many complcated machnes of obscure purpose, and, above all, green-wherever we look-green. Up ahead, a buldng s fast approachng. It s bult n the pseudo-modem style that has almost become the trademark of de Constructon, Inc. As we pull up, a man steps out. "H," he says as we step out of the car. "Name's Russell May. But just call me Russ." We slowly look hm over. Hs dsaffectng manner barely even hnts at the awesome power he commands as general manager of DabnFarms, Inc. He extends a hand n the age-old rtual of welcome, whle takng a large bte out of the apple n the other hand. The apple s held calmally, almost coverng the carefully-engneered letters readng "de". He s also wearng a rather ugly te tack. Hands are shaken all around as we ntroduce ourselves. Then, almost offhandedly, the questons start. "Just what do you grow at ths ste, Mr. Ma-ah, Russ?" "Okra," he reples. "Okra?" one of us repeats. "Yes, okra," he says, "It's a fne crop. Ths entre ste s dedcated to okra." "Hmmf," another of us says, "Too bad I don't lke okra." We stffen n shock, mentally clawng the ar as f to recall the damnng words. May's eyes wden n revelaton. "You drty pgs! You're from FEIF Industres, aren't you? Confess! Confess!!f' We say nothng. Hs eyes narrow. "Very well," he says softly. "You've forced my hand. Jenkns-" A hulkng block of a man appea{s. "Play the Vogon poetry for these nce people." He purses hs lps. "In the comfy chars.". -Name Flemng: Last Saturday was Wne and Candlelght and as usual master chef Mark Eggleston dd an outstandng job. The rest ofthe crew was great too, especally Jm "Dsh Pan Hands" Burlegh. Anyway, somebody dd actually end up sttng next to Danels, but t wasn't me. There were lots ofdrunk people, and, surprsngly enough, lots of people actng drunk. 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5 THE CALIFORNIA TECH FRIDAY 6 MARCH FREE DELIVERY PIZZA Happy Hour Beer on draft and wne Ih prce Free reflls on soft drnks ITALIAN FEAST FOR TWO Small Cheese Pzza 2 Dnner Salads 2 Spaghett $6.99 CALL S. LAKE AVE. PASADENA Just north of Calforna ALL You CAN EAT SPAGHETTI AND GARLIC BREAD $2.99 NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER SPECIAL OFFER._._._._._._._._._._._._._ _._-_._._._._._._.-._._._._._._._._.- $2.00 OFF any 16" pzza or $1.00 off' any 12" FREE 6-Pack Soda wth mnmum $8.00 order NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER COUPON OFFER. $3.00 OFF any 16" pzza mnmum of 3 toppngs NOT VALID ON ANY SPECIALS OR WITH ANY OTHER COUPON OFFER... ONE COUPON PER PIZZA. ONE COUPON PER PIZZA. I ONE COUPON PER PIZZA. I!_._._._._._._._._._-_._._._-_._._._._-_._-_._._._._-_._._._._._._._._-_. COUPON EXPIRES COUPON EXPIRES COUPON EXPIRES More Insde World from page 4 On Sunday, the well-hung, God-awesome Flemng basketball team beat the lame, lmp-dck Lloydes n strong fashon to set up ths week's softball showdown wth the Spuds. Especally mpn,ssve was Bran Calder's around-the-back, through-the-legs, n-the-gym-shorts-and-out, double pump reverse slam, or maybe t was a layup, to seal the vctory. Volleyball s gong as expected, wth the Bg Red Machne coastng to an nevtable frst place fnsh. Ths Saturday s another bob-btchn' party wth the Moles & Rudds. Jm sez, "I promse to get you drunk or lad." Don'!drnk, then wat n Jm's room (44) for some great acton (must be over 13 years of age). Watch your atttude, because the BOC s watchng you. -Boy Wonder Lloyd: Ya know, n days of old when a Techer got fnshed wth hs homework and found hmself wth tme on hs hands he mght go to a move wth hs or her pals or seek the opposte sex at another college, or perhaps do somethng worthy enough to be prnted years later n that fne novel, Legends of. But sadly, these days are behnd us. Now ya know what he does? That's rght, heads straght for the Geekbox room and punches up "Hack." It s ths epdemc problem whch has prompted us to follow the example of the Amercan Lung Assocaton's "Natonal Smokeout Week" wth our own "Natonal Geekout Week." We thus offer up ths challenge to Techers everywhere: Just go from Sunday March 8 to Saturday March 14 wthout playng ONE SINGLE COMPUTER GAME. Come on, t won't be that hard. It's only a week. And as nspraton, Lloyd wll serve as a "Model House" durng the week. To further promote Natonal Geekout Week we also suggest you leave the calculator watch n your room for ths week, not ask rdculous questons n class, not look lke an dot by tapng your pnk slps to the door, and f anyone out there (God help you) stll has thck glasses fxed wth tape, Get Contacts!! Well, you get the dea. Instead of wastng your lfe at Rogue, why not drop by the bar and try our fne Drnk 0' the Week, whch ths week s the AntChrst. One part Vodka, one part Gn, and one part Creme de Cacao. Now sn't that more exctng than kllng a Demon on level 42? Remember...f you can do wthout t for a week, you can do wthout t forever. -Skeeter & Jethro Ruddock: Stardom went straght to Betsy's head (and Betsy went straght to Mke's head), so she thnks that she's too good to wrte the Insde World now. However, she stll fnds tme to go to the pantry three or four tmes a week. Anyway, f you mssed her performance as a showgrl n the play, just wat for the move. Speakng ofmoves, I understand that the move of the week s Purple Ran. The Lloydes had a fun Frday of sttng on tolets wthout seats. But the queston s: How many Lloydes does t take to shower one Rudd grl? The world may never know, because they couldn't. They dckmunchngly retalated wth an all expense pad trp to the beach for Wayne, but why does t take three carloads of Lloydes to ocean one Rudd? The enraged mov retalated by thrashng Lloyd House and supplyng Flemng and Dabney wth some new furnture. We tred three tmes to get the Lloydes to play, but they ddn't want to, so we wasted them anyway. By the way, why were you runnng away, Haba? I went to a Samese cat show l~st weekend, and guess how many Rudds I saw. Shall I name names? But ofcourse! Let's see, there was Chaj, Shu, Vc'n Dave, George, Pnk Lloyd, and Nk "the Quck, but not wth the Dck." By the way, Joe, dd you get your wneglasses back? I just wanted to make sure, snce I heard that Nk hastly baled to San Dego. Quote ofthe week: Charles Tsa says, "I don't want to say anythng bad about Thu because she'll get all her lttle frends to beat me up." But Charles, we wouldn't say that Edde's all that lttle, but then he'd be too "busy" to come beat you up. Speakng ofedde, he's the lead snger for the new group P.W.D. wth ther smash sngle "Ted to the Whppng Post." Band members clude gutarst Mkey "Can't Pull No Btches" Warren and Erc "The Rod" Scharn, bassst and backup snger Ed "Ho}\' Nce, Got My Balls n a Vce" Callaway, and on percusson, that mad -Hawaan John "Reach Out and Touch Someone but Get the Recever Out of Your Pants" Kubodera. On a more moderate level, congratulatons to Ed Mao, the newest Rudd Ath Man. Upcomng events: Frosh Party wth Blacker and Flemng Saturday at 8:09 n the courtyard. Thngs to watch for: Can Z keep hs feet to hmself on the dance floor? Wll t be Wayne or Hungse wth a date? Then t's softball wth the Phlegms brght and early Sunday mornng, and Interhouse volleyball on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Also, look out for the soon-to-be-released swmsut edton of the BFD. Dabney Drnk of the Week: Kool-Ad. - Bets the Thespan (but ofcourse) Page: In the nterest of publc safety and for OUT own personal satsfacton, the A.B.F.L. (Ant-Butt _kng League) has fonned a coalton wth the Brotherhood of Whtenoses. As a result, the members of Lower Arlngton are pleased to announce that nol only s the alley a non-rear-entry zone, but s also now (metaphorcally speakng) a 100% brown-rose-free zone, apparently the frst on campus. The alley management wshes to extend ts severe apologes to Laura H., R.A.C., Dabney. at least three-quarters of the SOC, Bll Cross and.kenny H?meman. Bran Damage (see what ~ns when you bu-fu), and any anyone else who feels blatantly and purposely dscrmnated agalost. PartIcular condolences to Shubber Ah, who unfortunately seems to be a brown-nose by brth. That's lfe kddes. Ths week's A.8.F.L. "~hauvnstof the Week" award goes to Quantum for hs contnued harassment of Cheesedp. Keep up the good work, brother. The Bg Dck (see Lloyd for detals) s watchng YOU. Theme for the week: Don't take me serously. fm not worth t. -Bruce Rchard Grayson, Panst Clark Spangler, Guest Synthes Frday, March 6, :15 p.m., Thorne Hall Occdental College General $5.00 Students $2.00 Informaton: (213) th Annual Classcal Keyboard Improvsaton and Lve Electronc Musc Concert Grayson 18

6 6THE CALIFORNIA TECH FRIDAY 6 MARCH 1987 I Horror In Space Better Suted For Cnema Than Foolscap by Nck Smth has turned hs hand to wrtng. "Hey, wat a mnute! That's not Shapes Wth co-author Rchard Delap rght!" when somethng fals the by Rchard Delap and Walt Lee (prevously known as a revewer of test of logc. Charter Paperback, $3.95 SF materal), Lee has turned out a In any case, Shapes s about a As some of you may know, has turned out a few wellknown scence fcton wrters (Larry Nven, L. Sprague decamp, Davd Brn) as well as a far number of lesser-known SF and fantasy wrters. Some turned to wrtng mmedately, others wated many years. Well, another long-lost Techer has popped up. Walt Lee was an undergrad n the early 1950's, reportedly a Mole. Snce that tme he has worked n techncal felds, but recently Sensble Wsdom Makes Good Quotes by Huy Cao Uncommon Sense: The World's Fullest Compendum of Wsdom Joseph Telushkn Shapolsky Publshers, 1987 If you thnk that what many people call "common sense" sn't so sensble, then you'll lke Telushkn's Uncommon Sense. Ths collecton of quotes s unlke most others n that most ofts quotes are provocatve and nsghtful, not borng. The purpose ofthe book accordng to Telushkn s partly to challenge common sense clches wth what he beleves s real wsdom. That's a bg task to try to accomplsh, but I thnk he succeeds. In addton to the lnes that he quotes, Telushkn's own commentary bnds the quotes together. The quotatons are dvded nto four pretty profound categores: "Between Man and Man," "Between Man and God," "Between Man and Hmself," and "Between Man and the World." Wthn each ofthose categores are further dvsons. For example, wthn "Between Man and Man," we fnd such topcs as romantc love, marrage and ts dscontents, men and women, truth and les, evl, and nsults. On lovng your enemes, Telushkn quotes Confucus: Someone asked Confucus, "What do you thnk of repayng evl wth kndness?" Confucus repled, "Then what are you gong to repay kndness wth? Repay kndness wth kndness but repay evl wth justce." The "ultmate ssues" about humans are the man focus of the book. Dwght Morrow's observaton, that "we judge ourselves by our motves and others by ther actons," s absolutely true I thnk. Arthur Schopenhauer opnes somewhat pessmstcally that "the world s hell, and men are on the one hand the tormented souls and on the other the devls n t." Freud s frank about what he thnks ofpeople: "I thnk... most men are trash." One oftelushkn's basc belefs s that man s responsble for what he does, good or bad. If he does somethng bad, he cannot blame God or nsttutons. The consequences of ths belef bnds the whole book, fthere s any bndng thess n a book about everythng. On blamng nsttutons for thngs gong wrong and thus denyng responsblty, Charles Issaw comments, "Ifgarbage ples n the streets, that s not because people ENTERTAINMENT-----J gory pece of SF/horror called very dangerous extraterrestral en Shapes. tty that takes over and wrecks the Shapes s not for the squeamsh spaceshp that had captured t as a or susceptble. Ift were made n- bologcal specmen. The shp s to a move, t would be heavly R- destroyed, leavng the creature rated for volence ofan especally hurtlng through space. (Sound dsgustng type. In fact, t reads as famlar so far? Don't worry, t's t f had been wrtten to be made not that alen creature.) The nto a move. Its very style s creature, stll n ts specmen concnematc, complete wth cuts and taner, falls to a nearby cute lttle fades that work better n a genre planet: Earth. Now. where the vewer s gven no tme The book then borrows from to ask questons. Ths does not work as well n a book, snce the reader has tme to st backand say, behave lke pgs, but because the santaton department s. neffcent. If marrages break up, that proves that marrage s a bad nsttuton." Some of the best nsghts are also the funnest. Woody Allen: "It seems the world was dvded nto good and bad people. The good ones slept better... whle the bad ones seemed to enjoy the wakng hours much more." Phylls Dller gves practcal advce: "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fght." Francs Cardnal Spellman on old age: "There are three ages ofman: youth, mddle age, and 'you're lookng terrfc.'" Groucho Marx adds that "a man s only as old as the woman he feels." Here's an alleged exchange between Lady Astor and Wnston Churchll: "If you were my husband I'd poson your tea." "Ifyou were my wfe, I'd drnk t." Telushkn lkes quotes that reveal rony. George Bernard Shaw departng from the Sovet Unon n 1931 sad, "Tomorrow I leave ths country of hope and return to our Western countres of despar." In 1939 Gandh sad, "I am as certan as I am dctatng these lnes that the stonest German heart wll melt f only the Jews adopt actve nonvolence. Human nature unfalngly responds to the advances of love. I do not despar of Htler's respondng to human sufferng even though caused by hm." In 1946 Gandh sad, "Htler klled fve mllon Jews. It s the greatest crme of our tme. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knfe. They should have thrown themselves nto the sea from clffs... that would have been herosm." There's a wonderful rony to ths, by Htler: "The great masses ofthe people wll fall more easly vctm to a bg le than to a small one. " It's apparent from readng the book that Telushkn has a very clear and uncommonly sensble pcture oflfe. He says, "The phlosophy of lfe and relgon that I hold, and whch determned the contents of ths book, was n large measure worked out at 3AM wth Denns Prager." If only all of us could work out our phlosophy of lfe at 3AM wth Denns Prager! Some ofthe sayngs are funny, some provocatve, others nsrng. But all are nsghtful, and that s why I strongly recommend Uncommon Sense. Day Date Tme Mon :30PM Tue :OOAM Tue :30PM Thu :OOAM another genre ofhorrorentrely, n a sequence that I remember fondly as Alen Meets Jaws. At that pont we learn that the alen entty follows qute lterally the concept, "You are what you eat." It can become a duplcate of anythng whose DNA t has consumed, and to a great extent learn from the lvng bran (f any) of what t s eatng. As the book goes on, we fnd out that the entty s not entrely a bad guy. He just wants to settle down, rase a famly, and take over the world. By that tme, ofcourse, he s at hs most dangerous, havng access to the domnant characterstcs of a Great Whte Shark and an Amercan anthropologst. Of course, he does have a few weaknesses...ah, but that would be tellng. Class H 131 Lt 11 Hum 103 Psy 112 Move The Good Fght Macbeth (Orson Welles) The Shnng One Flew Over the Cucoo's Nest Actually, Shapes s pretty good for what t s, a horror novel amed at people that expect schlock. It reads well (f you don't ask too many questons about the motvatons ofthe human characters), and really would make a pretty good horror move. By the end of the book, the alen entty s almost sympathetc. I mean, f t weren't for all ofthose casualtes he'd caused, and hs long-range plans...no, I won't gve those away, ether. Suffce t to say that the goals of the alen are not just to eat hs way through manknd. Shapes s worth readng f you lke horror moves or especally paranoac SF. (You know, the knd whose premse s "The bad news s - we are not alone n the unverse.") Ifyou're more nto ALF and E. T., you won't lke t. CALTECH MOVIE CALENDAR READ THIS AD (PLEASE) locaton fdni? SHOWCASE HELLO AGAIN... Baxter Lecture Hall 125 Baxter 125 Baxter 25 Baxter JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, WE ARE STILL ALIVE AND WELL IN SUNNY(?) PASADENA. SINCE OUR LAST AD, LOT'S OF NEW THINGS HAVE ARRIVED. THERE ARE TWO NEW DIGITAL TV/ MONITORS BY NEC AND MITSUBISHI AS WELL AS NEW VCR'S WHICH INCORPORATE A DIGITAL FILTER IN THE PLAYBACK SYSTEM TO GET RID OF ALMOST ALL VIDEO NOISE CAUSE BY SPIKES, RFI, OR JUST RANDOM GARBAGE USUALLY FOUND ON MOST RENTAL TAPES. THE NEC DX-1000 IS NOW ON SALE FOR ONLY $429 TO THE CAL TECH COMMUNITY UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH (WHICH IS SATURDAY FOR THOSE NOT KEEPING TRACK). ALSO NEW ARE 4 NEW MODELS OF CD PLAYERS BY ASSORTED MANUFACTURERS. THE MOST IMPRESSIVE OF THESE ARE THE CALIFORNIA AUDIO LABS PLAYERS. IF YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS N&~, THEY ARE A REASONABLY NEW COMPANY WHICH HAS DEVELOPED THE FIRST ALL ANALOG TUBE PLAYERS. THE TEMPEST AND ARIA ARE THE ONLY 2 MODELS THEY HAVE AND AT A MEAGRE $2095 AND $1495 (W/REMOTE, NATURALLY) THESE RANK AS PROBABLY THE FINEST CD PLAYERS AVAILABLE AT ANY PRICE! IF HOWEVER THESE ARE JUST A TAD MORE THAN YOU HAD THOUGHT OF INVESTING, NAKAMICHI HAS JUST RELEASED A SOMEWHAT MORE REASONABLY PRICED UNIT. THE OMS-2A AT $499 IS ONE OF THE BEST INEXPENSIVE MACHINES WE'VE ENCOUNTERED. WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A COMPANY LIKE NAKAMICHI?. AND LASTLY, DENON WILL BE RELEASING 3 NEW MODELS AT ASSORTED PRICE RANGES. NEWS ON THEM AS THEY ARRIVE! IF, BY THE WAY YOU HAVE THE IMPRESSION WE ONLY SELL OUTRAGEOUSLY PRICED EQUIPMENT--NOT TRUE. OUR CD PLAYERS START AT ONLY $209 (CAL-TECH PRICE!). WE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING ASKED ABOUT "DAT" (DIGITAL AUDIO TAPE) AND AS TO THE PROGRESS AN FEASIBILITY OF THIS NEW AND EXCITING FORMAT. AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW (CES) IN LAS VEGAS LAST MONTH, ONLY A FEW COMPANIES SHOWED PROTOTYPES AND NOBODY WAS MAKING ANY PROMISES AS TO REALISTIC ETA'S. THE ONE THING VERY CLEAR ABOUT DAT WAS THAT THERE WERE ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE THAT HAD EVEN THE REMOTEST CLUE AS TO WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON AND STILL, THAT WASN'T VERY MUCH. THE PLOT THICKENS... RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A RUMOR CIRCULATING THAT A CLASS ACTION SUIT WAS FILED AGAINST THE PROPONENTS OF DAT BY THE RECORD COMPANIES WHICH COULD DELAY THE ACTUAL ARRIVAL OF DAT BY 5 OR MORE YEARS! (SIGH)OH WELL! STAY TUNED... OK, OK. NOW FOR THE STUFF THAT'S ON SPECIAL 1 EVERYTHING IN THE STORE IS ON SALE THIS WEEK FOR AN ADDITIONAL 5% OF YOUR ALREADY SPECIAL PRICING. SPEAKERS AND SPECIFICALLY SALE-PRICED MERCHANDISE IS EXCLUDED FROM THE ADDITIONAL 5% OFF, BUT THESE ARE USUALLY ALREADY CHEAPER ANYWAY! BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN IN LATELY, OUR STORE DOES LOOK QUITE DIFFERENT. HOWEVER, BAREFEET (FOR THOSE SO INCLINED) IS STILL ALLOWED!!! UNTIL NEXT WEEK... (OR THE NEXT TIME I GET AROUND TO WRITING AN AD!) GNP HOURS: M-F 11-7 SIS 11-5

7 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Dodd Scence Peps Up Swmmers by R. Brown As the swmmers fled nto the tny classroom, one queston burned n ther tny mnds: How could they defend ther thrd-place conference standng aganst Oxy? Although the Batdn' Beavers held a 9-3 season record and had already beaten Oxy once, they knew that Oxy's coach would stop at nothng to avod the embarrassment of losng to agan. Oxy's swmmers had a sze advantage over, but had somethng better- scence was on CAl.:IECH ~tttjup RIVERBOAT REVUE COMES TO BECKMAN AUDITORIUM TIDS WEEKEND Msssspp Jambalaya, an allsngng, all-dancng, all-amercan revue comes to Beckman Audtorum Saturday nght at 8 p.m. Ths ntrgung show combnes New Orleans jazz, Memphs Blues, St. Lous Ragtme and Dxeland jazz wth Red Hot Mamas, Rverboat Gamblers and dancng floozes to capture the sprt and roots of Amercana CIT student prces to ths show are $ ; CIT rush tckets go on sale the day ofthe show for $6.00. CIT faculty and staff prces are $ ; TECHTIX for the same prce as CIT student tckets go on sale today between noon and 4:30 p.m. Steven Traugh and Supercusson return to Beckman Audtorum on Sunday wth a concert at 2 p.m. Ths superb band lghts up the stage wth an exotc array ofvoces, brass, syntheszers and percusson woven nto an Afro-Latn beat. Desgned especally for chldren, ths show opens Publc Events' "Famly Fare" seres. CIT student prces to ths concert are $4.00. CIT faculty and staff prce s $6.00; TECHTIX for the same prce as CIT student tckets go on sale today between noon and 4:30 p.m. Tonght don't mss "My Swtzerland," an Armchar Adventures travel flm personally narrated by Kenneth Rchter. Ths presentaton wll be held n Beckman Audtorum begnnng at 8 p.m. CIT students' prce for ths film s $6.00. CIT faculty and staff prces are $ The Premat Tro wll gve a free Dabney Lounge Chamber Musc Concert Sunday at 3:30 p.m. Included n ther program wll be the works of Beethoven, Loellet and Ravel. Next Wednesday Dr. Jeremy Mould, assocate professor of Astronomy, wll gve a free Watson lecture enttled "Hubble's Constant: How Fast s the Unverse Expandng?" The presentaton wll begn at 8 p.m. n Beckman Audtorum. Admsson s free. Next Frday, March 13, gutarst Lona Boyd wll perform n Beckman Audtorum at 8 p.m. Included n her program wll be selectons from Sate, Fortn, Albenz, Torres, Bustamante, Lara and Boyd. CIT student prces to ths show are $ ; CIT rush tckets go on sale the day ofthe show for $6.00. CIT faculty and staff prces are $ ; TECHTIX for the same prce as CIT student tckets go on sale Frday, March 13 between noon and 4:30 p.m. For further nformaton about the exctng Publc Events scheduled for ths season, call campus extenson ther sde. Better than that-dodd scence was on ther sde. "Come on n here and put your thnkng caps on," sad Coach Dodd, sttng n front of a chalksmeared blackboard. "Coach, I knew you taught specalzed math, but are you really qualfed to teach scence," asked a nameless frosh. "Well, now," answered Dodd, "snce my methods n nearly every subject are so dfferent from the norm, I am, n fact, the only qualfed person to teach these methods. I can teach every dscplne except Englsh. They took away my credentals on that one because my new syntax was just too radcal." The tred senor n the back row asked, "What are you teachng today?" "I thought I'd begn wth the theory of Thermo-Flud Mechancs," began Dodd. "The theory states that f can fnd enough warm bodes to fll all the swmmng events, t can beat Oxy at the SCIAC champonshps. However, there s a thermal lmt, and that s that all the warm bodes n the world won't help you beat Pomona or Claremont." "Sounds great! Let's go do t..." Swmmers were halfway out the door. Dodd stopped them. "There's onj.y one problem," he sad. "The Occdental swmmers have read my paper on ths subject and wll brng ther own warm bodes. Whch brngs us to the newly- Day Fr. Fr. Fr. Sun. Sun. Mon. Tue. Tue. Wed. Wed. Wed. Thu. Fr. Date realzed corollary, The Dfferental Heat-Flow Inequalty!" "What's that?" Ths was obvously a person who was mpressed by long, mportantsoundng names. "Our warm bodes can swm faster than ther warm bodes." Dodd was beamng. "In order to wn we can't just complete, we must compete. Repeat after me: Don't complete- compete. Don't complete-compete. Don't complete- compete..." Pcture a small room full of soggy people becomng very excted by ths chant. "Enough," commanded Dodd. "That s my Chrstmas wsdom, my No-"L" message for you." "Sr, that s a terrble pun, and t's out of season." "True, but I never got t out of my system because ths s the frst and only swmmng artcle of the year." "Well, do you thnk we'll be able to do t? Wll all ths help us beat Oxy?" Everyone was on the edge of hs seat for the answer. "I already know that wll crush Oxy, Redlands and Whtter by at least 60 ponts each for two reasons. "One: ths artcle was wrtten after the meet, and two: I dd the scorng at the meet. But the msts oftme are thck and certan detals are hard to make out. For nstance, how dd RandyTM reserve all eght lanes for hmself for hs race, and what s the meanng of the mysterous 'Very Large Array'?" WEEKLY SPORTS ealendar Tme 11:00AM 11:00AM 12 NOON 1:30PM 1:00PM 1:00PM 9:45PM All Day All Day Sport Tenns (M) Fencng Golf Golf Fencng Track Tenns (W) Baseball Tenns (M) Fencng Women's Soccer Golf Baseball Tenns (M) Golf Tenns (W) Ice Hockey Swmmng (W) Swmmng (W) Opponent PATIO RESTAURANT FRIDAY 6 MARCH The Trcky Spn. Carol Choy warms up for her tenns match aganst La Verne's number one player. The Wednesday match was a close one for, but the result was La Verne 6, 3. Tech Track's Trcks by Bum Runner The track team made a very good accountng of tself last Saturday at Pomona-Ptzer's NEW BLUE TRACK, makng some serous efforts and mprovng performances over the past two weeks. In a meet that featured twelve teams of NCAA Dvson III calber from the western regon, there was plenty of top level competton to be found. 's gung-ho athletes dd not shrnk from the challenge but nstead welcomed t. Randy Ralph cleared 6'2" n the hgh jump to clam fourth place. He was a har away from cleanly makng 6'4". Chrs Schofeld won hs heat of the 400m n 56.35s wth Ted Rogers hot on hs heels at 56.60s. Rogers later attempted the 400m ntermedate hurdles but one Locaton Fort Lews College Men's NCAA West. Regonal Cal State Fullerton S.c. Intercollegate Tournament Torrey Pnes S.c. Intercollegate Tournament Torrey Pnes Men's NCAA West. Regonal Cal State Fullerton La Verne, Whtter, Masters, Chrst Redlands Pac. Coast Baptst Bble College (2) Chrst College Chrst College Men's NCAA West. Regonal Cal State Fullerson TNT Whtter Occdental La Verne ]V Redlands Pomona-Ptzer La Verne Chrst College U.S.c. Pasadena Ice Center NCAA Dv. 3 Natonals Canton, Oho NCAA Dv. 3 Natonals Canton, Oho "A unque restaurant wth great food at a reasonable prce. " -Elmer Dlls, KABC TV "Has a nce comfortable pato and nexpensve cusne. " - Paul Wallach, Westways Magazne Famous for our Swedsh pancakes, open-faced sandwches, fantastc omelets and delcous cakes and pastres Open to serve you Monday thru Saturday 7: 30 am-5 pm Jon us Sundays 8am-4pm 2S years n pasadena Reservatons accepted Me ~Vsa atcepted S. Lake Ave., Pasadena, acres offree parkn$.. N 0... '" '5.D o c:r: >.D o"0..c Q. of the hurdles tackled hm. John Beck once agan raced to two season's bests n the 1500m and 800m recordng a 1500m tme of 4:08.4s and. 800m tme of 2:00.51s. Andrew Stevens took second n hs heat of the 100m n despte beng hampered by muscle spasms n hs back. Ray Hu establshed hmself as an 800m runner at ths meet as he frst lowered hs best steeplechase tme to 10:59.40, then came back to run a personal record: 800m n 2:05.39s. That's a tough double! Speakng of tough doubles, John Gehrng ran 10,000 meters n 34:23.4s and also came back later to run the 800m n 2:07.04s. The 10K tme s John's best tme ether on the road or on the track. The rubber s stll burnng! Chandra Raman represented the team n the trple jump whle Dave Gates rested hs alng ankle. Raman jumped 33'6 1 /z". Erc Smth not only pole vaulted 12'6" to a personal record, but also ran a season's best of 62.93s n the 400m ntermedate hurdles. He wanted to run that race so badly that he somehow managed to mss three tmes at 13' n the vault so he would have plenty of tme to warm up for hs event. Garry Bloomberg used a strong fnshng kck over the last eght hundred meters of the 5000m to record hs fastest tme ever. He clocked 17:09.7s. Darn Acosta also ran the 5K and fnshed n 17:23s after havng earler run 1500m n 4:29s. Sean Hllyard ran hs best ever 1500m wth a Jm Ryun-type kck on the last lap, overtakng several runners n the process to clock 4:26.9s. Meanwhle, the sprnters were blazng the track. Konstantn Othmer ran the 200m n 24.32s, whle Tom Tetzlaff clocked 24.84s. Addtonally, we unveled two new sprnters n Wll Evans and Randy Ralph who blazed respectable tmes of 25.06s and 25.34s. Dee Morrson threw the dscus 88'51fz", the javeln 68'Vz", and the shot 27'1" for a truly Earthshatterng trple. The fnal event ofthe meet was the 1600m relay n whch the team equalled ts best tme of the year n spte of mssng an mportant cog n the wheel. Snce Alex Athanasopoulos was hurtng, we substtuted Tom Tetzlaff to complment Konstantn Othmer, Andrew Stevens, and John Beck. The result was a fourth place fnsh of 3: Ths weekend s a home meet on our new Fox STANTON TRACK. We are hostng the teams from Whtter, La Verne, Chapman, UCSD, Chrst College, and Masters College. All fans are welcome and ths week only there s no admsson fee. But get there early to reserve a seat n the bleachers. Feld events start at 11AM, runnng events at 12:20PM. See you there!

8 8THE CALIFORNIA TECH FRIDAY 6 MARCH 1987 I WHAT GOES ON-----' I Announcements for What Goes On must be submtted on an announcement form (avalable outsde 107 Wnnett) or on a plan pece of paper. Please ndcate the date(s) you want the announcement to run. Send announcements to , or put them n the mal slot n the door of 107 Wnnett. Announcements must be receved by the Tuesday pror to publcaton. Letter Jackets An order wll be put n for Letterman Jackets wthn the next few weeks. If you are nterested n orderng a jacket, please contact Chrs Schofeld at AT&T Awards On Thursday, February 19th, the thrd AT&T Research and Development Awards of$500 each were presented to three undergraduates. AT&T donated ths money to recognze junors n Electrcal Engneerng or Computer Scence for academc excellence. The awards were presented over dnner at the Athenaeum by Mr. Alex Gllon of AT&T to: Jnane Abounad, Ignaco McQurk and Masahro Sayano. Dssent n the Church On Saturday, March 14th at 8:00 pm n the Mllkan Board Room, Dr. Wllam E. May (Catholc Unversty ofamerca) wll address the theme "Dssent n the Church". Conference sponsored by the Newman Center at. All members of the communty are welcome. GM Scholarshps General Motors s offerng scholarshps for Students who are currently sophomores, have a mnmum 3.2 GPA, and are U.S. ctzens or permanent resdents are elgble to apply. The scholarshp covers tuton, those fees drectly related to course work, and an annual book allowance of $200. Applcatons and further nformaton are avalable n the Fnancal Ad Offce, Deadlne s March 25. ACADEMY BARBER SHOP 27 No. Catalna, Pasadena Open Tues.-, 8 A.M.-5 P.M ~l]~~1r~ - -_~L-t-t ~ t~~._j., 1-T~--t-T-:rfFt+l'~:~+-1 I+'I-\--:-"-L'+~-HL'~~l:.t1'lhttITILrL Don't be fooled by the name Buy 1 Get 1 Free wth ths ad Valdated parkng Unon & Far Oaks structure. CLASSIFIED DONORS NEEDED for off-campus sperm bank. Earn up to $105 Iwk. For nfo. call (213) EXCELLENT INCOME for part tme home assembly work. For nfo. call Ext FEMALE PROF. lookng for roommate to fnd and share a 2 bdrm. house, nce area near campus. Prefer femalegrad/faculty. USC graduate, clean. (818) HELP WANTED- HOUSING- SERVICES- UN'.~7\\t'OltCd cb~~,,,,~fl{. st~-'."~. INSURANCE WAR! We'll beat anyone's prces or don't want your busness. Sports cars, multple tckets, good-drver dscounts. Request " Plan." (818) or (213) CAL TECH BOOKSTORE- POCKET TV, FITS IN YOUR HAND. Just rght for offce, beach, or lab. Receves all regular vhf & uhf channels. Battery operated. CALTECH BOOKSTORE. RATES...$2.50 for frst 25 words; for each addtonal word. Send wrtten ad wth payment to No charge for on-campus lost & found. St. Patrck's Celebraton Come celebrate St. Patrck's Day wth the Master's Offce, Frday, March 13 at 5: 15 pm. Enjoy ppers and drummers paradng down the Olve Walk, followed by musc and dancng. Eat, drnk, dance, be merry-be Irsh! Attenton Hungry People The Red Door Cafe's staff s happy to announce that the Cafe wll now be open on Saturdays from 12 to 5 pm to serve ts tradtonal fresh coffee, teas, espresso, juces, and delcous baked goods and bulbous bagels. An expanded menu-desgned accordng to the expressed desres of our Saturday vstors - wll be avalable before thrd term begns. So come brng your appettes and deas to the Red Door Cafe. Attenton Fshermen Begnners fly castng lessons may be startng thrd term. Ths would be a begnners class open to all students, faculty and staff. A lmted number of rods and reels wll be avalable. Basc fly castng technques wll be stressed. Those of you nterested, please contact Tom Perry on campus, x4705. Sovet Ecology Tour An ecologcal tour of the Sovet Unon wll be conducted ths August by nvtaton of the Sovet government and coordnated by Source Meda. It appears that more consderaton and lattude than conventonal tourst groups can be antcpated; ths should lead to free nterchanges and perhaps the formaton of lastng personal relatonshops wth Sovet ctzens and scentsts. The group s prepared to accept up to 15 addtonal members wth ecologcal nterests, as long as they are n good health and condton to undertake the planned feld trps. Probably because ofthe antcpated benefts of ths nformaton exchange msson, the unusually low prce of $2850 has been set by the Sovet Unon n spte ofthe devalued dollar. For further nformaton contact: Source Meda, Box 1143, Canoga Park, CA Phone (818) LDSSA Guest Speaker The Latter- Day Sant Student Assocaton (LDSSA) s sponsorng a guest speaker and open dscusson on ''The Logc of Mormonsm" n the Wnnett Lounge, Wednesday March 11 at 7: 30PM. All members of the Communty welcome. 49 NORTH ALTADENA DRIVE PASADENA (818) ALTERATIONS RESTYLING TAILORING INVISIBLE REWEAVING Specal rates for / JPL communty Boarders The MIT hockey team wll be comng out to SoCal durng sprng break to play and other college teams. Ifyou can put up a player or two from Saturday, 21 March to Saturday, 28 March, please call Haj Sano at JPL ext or Fast Dgts The nmble fngers of Jessca Madow tckle the vores n musc by Bach, Beethoven, Chopn, Faure, Grffes and Lszt. The concert s Thursday, March 12 at 8:00 pm n Dabney Hall Lounge, and s open to the publc, free of charge. All-Mozart Concert An all-mozart concert featurng the Chamber Sngers, student solosts from Musc 101 and Canadan concert panst Wendy Caldwell wll be presented at 8 pm on Saturday, March 7 n Dabney Hall Lounge. The concert s free. Works to be performed nclude Mssa Brevs, K 192; bass aras from The Magc Flute and The Marrage offgaro, sung by junor Doug Roberts; the adago from Voln Concerto #5, performed by senor John Smpson; the rondo fnale of the Clarnet Concerto played by senor Nancy Drehwng; and the complete Pano Concerto #21, n A major, K 488. The program wll be conducted by Dr. Donald Caldwell and wll feature a full orchestra and organ. The Chess Club Is Alve! The chess Club wll be startng at the begnnng of thrd term. We wll be sponsorng many actvtes, ncludng a smultaneous exhbton, tournament, and regular playng sesson. So f you'd lke to be nvolved n any of these actvtes, you can get further nformaton by sendng your name and mal code t6 Huy Cao at I-54 or by callng Fght, Meetng and Meal The Medeval/Renassance Socety wll be holdng a fghtng practce (medeval-style armored combat) outsde Wnnett Student Center ths Sunday (March 8) at 1:00 pm. At 3:00 pm there wll be the regular monthly meetng n Clubroom I of Wnnett, along wth a potluck dnner (brng food!) and a costumng workshop after the busness meetng. For more nformaton, call Amy at Donald S. Goldsten, M.A., MFCT Psychotherapy Indvdual - Couple - Group Therapy Motvatonal Therapy Break Procastnaton Habts Servng Los Angeles and San Gabrel Valley Area (818) State Lcense M12643 Alhambra PASADENA SCIENTIFIC I TECHNICAL BOOIS W, Stock Sebo/,,/,I 'ro('ss;orl/ Books ;n: ENGINEERING HANDBOOKS SCIENCES MATH AEROSPACE COMPUTERS BUS.INESS CODES NURSING PSYCHOLOGY ARCHITECTURE DESIGN - We Specalze n: FAST DELIVERY SPECIAL ORDERS PHONE ORDERS M-Thur. 9-6 Fr. 9-5 Saturday 10-4 C!C= E. WASHINGTON BL. - PASADENA /3 OFF STUDENTS Shampoo, Style Cut MEN Reg. $18.00 NOW $12.00 WOMEN Reg. $22.00 NOW $ E. COLORADO PASADENA Mssng A small black cat wth whte fur under ts neck and on ts paws, (.e., Oreo), has been mssng snce last weekend. It was last seen lookng very confused near the Mllkan pond. The cat recently underwent surgery and t s mperatve that t be found so that t can be taken to the vet to have the sttches removed. If you see t wanderng around campus, please brng t to me, Shubber Al, n room 7 n Flemng. A reward of $15 s beng offered. Thank you. More Holes In Your Head Ear percng s now avalable (for students only) at the Health Center. Ths servce s offered on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Frday evenngs by appontment on Iy. To schedule an appontment please contact Lnda Pnson, L.V.N., after 5:30 pm (except Wednesday) at x6393. The cost (ncludng earrngs) s $5. Become a Zoo Docent Los Angeles Zoo Docents provde tours to students, teach youth and adult workshops n the zoo, and present classroom programs n Los Angeles area schools. Applcatons are now avalable for the Fall 1987 Provsonal Class scheduled for Tuesdays 9:30-2:30 begnnng October 6, or the Saturday class begnnng October 10. Deadlne for applcatons s May I. Interested men and women should call the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Assocaton at (213) Gay/Lesban Dscusson Group An ongong dscusson group on Gay/Lesban topcs s held every Tuesday evenng from7:30-9:45pm at the Archbald Young Health Center. All members of the communty are welcome. Refreshments are provded. For further nformaton please contact Bruce Kahl, x6393. Women's Water Polo Wll there be a team ths year? Contact me, Randy Brown, at , Flemng Room 48, f you're nterested. Leave a message wth my personal secretary, Jm Burlegh, f I'm not n. Rotary Foundaton $$$ Talented young people wth an nterest n nternatonal study are nvted to apply for the Rotar Internatonal Scholarshp. Forms are obtanable from the Career Development Center and the deadlne s March 16, There are fve dfferent types of scholarshps: Graduate, Undergraduate, Vocatonal, Teacher ofthe Handcapped, and Journalsm. PRIVATE INSTRUCTION PIANO ORGAN GUITAR Popular & Classcal Kemp-Blar Musc Studo snce 1960 (818) San Marno Avenue San Marno, Calforna CALTECH PASADENA, CA S.W.E. Scholarshps The Southern Calforna sectons of the Socety ofwomen Engneers s sponsorng several $1,000 scholarshps for Applcants must have hgh academc ablty, partcpate n techncal organzatons, and show leadershp. Applcaton materal must be postmarked by 15 March More nformaton s avalable from the Fnancal Ad Offce, Kodak Scholarshp One Kodak scholarshp wll be awarded to a sophomore n Electrcal Engneerng. The scholarshp wll be made on the bass ofacademc and personal excellence, wthout regard to fnancal need. The amount of the annual scholarshp wll be * of tuton. Applcatons and addtonal nformaton are avalable n the Fnancal Ad Offce, 515 S.. Wlson Ave. (12-63). Applcaton deadlne s March 27, SSSSP Summer Jobs Lee F. Browne, Drector of Secondary School Relatons, needs 12 teachers and 15 counselors for ths year's SSSSP program. Counselors wll be lvng n the student houses wth the SSSSPers, and 3 people each are needed to help the hgh-schoolers wth: Chemstry, Molecular Bology, Physcs (wth Calculus), and Physcs (wth Trg). Undergrads nterested should call x6207 or go to the Secondary School Relatons Offce at 515 S. Wlson and talk to Lee Browne or hs secretary Vrgna. Leadershp Amerca The Internatonal Leadershp Center s seekng applcants for ts summer-long leadershp development program. Ffty outstandng men and women from campuses across the country wll be selected to spend 10 weeks strengthenng ther leadershp sklls. The program takes place between June 12, 1987 and August 22, Leadershp Amerca ncludes one week n North Carolna, one week n the Rocky Mountans and three weeks n Dallas, Texas. It also ncludes a four-week nternshp n busness, government, or communty servce followed by a closng sesson n Washngton, D.C. Students ncur few expenses n Leadershp Amerca snce most costs are underwrtten by corporate sponsors. In fact, partcpants receve a $3,000 stpend whch offsets any expenses as well as ther loss of ncome durng the summer. To be elgble for selecton to Leadershp Amerca, a student must be currently enrolled and have completed the junor year of studes by June 12, The prmary crteron for selecton s that the student have an "outstandng potental for leadershp". Selecton wll be completed by May 1. For addtonal nformaton, contact Jeanne Noda r n the Deans' Offce, 102 Parsons-Gates. Applcaton Deadlne s March ZOo ~ RagTme I On Green. RESALE CLOTHING ~ for " WOMEN.. em-thurs , F-Sat (818) ~ ] 136 E. Green St., Pasadena ~ PARIAN TRAVEL Offcally Approved Most courteous, economcal and effcent servce for your offcal and personal travel needs. Free servce to you. For an ntroductory offer a complmentary $50.00 worth of fne dnng checks wll be offered wth the purchase of mn. $ travel tckets (one per famly). (818) S. Serra Madre Boulevard, Pasadena The Calforna Tech s publshed weekly except durng examnaton and vacaton perods by Assocated Students of the Calforna Insttute of Technology, Inc.