Eastern Progress - 21 Dec 1928

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2 -fcnrtr WMtt 0 ^_ lt > 'X X < VLUME VL RCHMND KV FRDAY, DECEMBER 2, 928 Number 6 SCHL GREETS DNVAN, DEAN Celebrates Return of Cooper and Presdent from Southern Assocaton Meetng ARE MET WTH MTRCADE Carryng out plans formulated at the convocaton held last Frday mornng, students and faculty members of Eastern joned n two meetngs to celebrate the_ return of Dr H L Donovan and Dean Homer E Cooper from the meetng of the Assocaton of Colleges and Secondary Schools of the Southern States At ths meetng, whch was held last week at Fort Worth, Texas, Eastern was gven full membershp n the Assocaton The returnng delegates were greeted at the staton n Lexngton by the advance guard of a motorcade whch ncreased as t was met along the route by a number of cars from Rchmond Upon ther arrval at the school they were escorted to the football feld where they were greeted by the entre student body n the lght of a huge bon fre The celebraton, whch lasted for two hours, was the clmax of the week end of rejocng whch b gun when the news was made publc Frday Monday mornng n chapel a convocaton of students was addressed by Dr Donovan and Dean Cooper, who rected the advantages accrung to Eastern as a result of ther admsson nto the- Assocaton Dr Donovan, who spoke frst,sald that membershp n the Assocaton bestows prvlege and honor and places certan responsbltes on member schools The greatest beneft s, of course, derved by the students, snce they not only graduate from a fully accredted nsttuton, but are fully qualfed to do graduate work; t also means much to faculty members to teach n such a school He also sad that one of the factors responsble for Eastern's acceptance was the hgh poston many of ts faculty members have attaned n the educatonal world Mr Donovan gave some detals of the meetng at Fort Worth and closed by payng trubte to Dean Cooper for hs treless efforts n gatherng necessary data and presentng t n hs talk Dean Cooper, who has been connected n an offcal capacty wth teachers colleges for several years, gave some of the hstory of Eastern pror to ts entrance nto the Assocaton W Snce becomng a four year college n 925 Eastern has conferred 00 degrees n 927 t went nto the Kentucky Assocaton of Colleges and Unverstes, and n the same year the late Presdent T J Coates was elected presdent of that body Durng February of ths year Eastern went nto the Amercan Assocaton of Teachers Colleges, recevng a very hgh ratng although the standards of ths group are hgher n many respects than those of the Southern Assocaton Membershp n ths body, he stated, wll mean much to the schools n future years The admttance of Eastern nto these assocatons denotes great mprovement; specal attenton has been gven to mprovement n preparaton of faculty, salares and entrance requrements, he sad n closng At the close of the convocaton Dr Donovan and Dean Cooper were each presented wth a basket of flowers on behalf oh the student body by Susan Helm and Swepton Clayton HME EC CLUB The Home Economcs Club gave a Chrstmas party Monday evenng at the Home Economcs rooms n Sullvan Hall The rooms were attractvely decorated n cedar, Chrstnas bells, etc, and an llumned Chrstmas tree gave that Yuletde atmosphere, so much assocated wth Chrstmas sprt Games were played, lunch served, and gfts dstrbuted Kng Fun regned throughout the evenng CAPTAN CMBS Beckham Combs, son of Mr and Mrs "Bg" John S Combs, was born at Vest, Knott county Beck came to Eastern some seven or eght years ago to fnsh hs grade work and enter the Normal School He has been n school here ever snce, takng part n the football and basketball actvtes of Eastern thru all these years When Beck came here the Normal School people were allowed to play on the varsty athletc teams, accountng for hs many years of playng under the Maroon and Whte colors n the fall of '25 he was captan of the football team Last year he was selected by many coaches and some sport wrters as an all-state tackle and was agan elected captan of the Maroon grd warrors to lead the frst varsty team under the S A A membershp Beck s a senor and hs graduaton wll remove from the game one of the best football players of the state and probably the best, most consstent player that Eastern has ever produced GREETNGS! Greetngs to you from the Progress, t wshes you Chrlstmastde mrth; And hopes that your wants may be granted Wth au the best gfts of the earth D D t sends you a Chrstmas edton f verses, news stores, and jokes, And offers you these wth ts greetngs For you to take home to the folks D Ten days you wll have n your home town, Ten nghts you wll count one by one, A week and three days merrymakng, Three days and a long week of fun D D D Then may you return from vacaton When gay tmes are over at last, All hearts n your absence grown fonder For Eastern, when Chrstmas s past S,T ART EXHBT RETURNED The thrty-three ou pantngs assembled by the Amercan Federaton of Arts, from the Pennsylvana Academy of Fne Arts, has been returned to Washngton Prevous to beng exhbted at the Eastern Teachers College they were on exhbton for four weeks at the state college at Denton, Texas, where they created much nterest Early n February the students of Eastern wll have the pleasure of seeng a fne collecton of Japanese wood block prnts, and n Aprl a large exhbt by the outstandng Amercan artsts Last Saturday nght the Sgma Tau PL formerly known as the Commerce Club, sponsored ts regular sem-annual dance t was gven at the Col- lege gymnasum and was well attended, rr* Y W C A HAS EASTERN BWS PARTY AT GYM T KENTUCKY u - c r,k r«wldcats Defeat Fghtng Ma- Progress, Home Ec Club Co- Bas ke teers n Slow operate n Annual Chrstmas Contest Affars for Chrstmas MARN PRSPECTS GD DARY, CHRAL CLUB AD A Chrstmas party for chldren of Rchmond whom Santa mght have forgotten was gven by the Y W C A on Saturday, December 5, n the Eastern gymnasum More than sxty" chldren, all under 2 years of age, were present at the party, whch s an annual affar Students from Madson Hgh and Eastern collected the chldren and brought them to the gym, where varous games were played and stores told as the frst part of the program After these were over refreshments of mlk, cookes and apples were served The clmax of the afternoon came when the curtans were drawn and a magnfcently decorated tree stood revealed on the stage; Santa Claus, n approprate costume, then appeared and dstrbuted the gfts by name Each grl receved a doll and a strng of beads, and each boy a toy and a ball; each chld also receved a saok of goodes The afternoon came to a close as each chld compared and tested hs gfts The Y W C A sponsored the party and was asssted by the Eastern Progress, the Home Ec Club, the Stateland Dary, whch donated the mlk, and the Choral Club, whch wll contrbute part of the proceeds from tonght's pageant More than 60 chldren were n attendance, the largest number entertaned at ths affar snce ts ncepton some years ago Commttees from the Y W C A and other organzatons were n charge -- CHRUS WLL GVE PAGEANT Choral Club to Cooperate Wth Tranng School n Presentng "Comng of Chrst Chld" AT GYMNASUM N DEC 9 The Choral CUD of Eastern Teachers College wll co-operate wth the students of the Tranng School n presentng a pageant, "The Comng of tho Chrst Chld," at the gymnasum on December 9 A small admsson charge wll be made Proceeds from ths pqrogram w'l go to further the chartable work of'several organzatons on the campus Thru the Y W C A a Chrstmas party was gven for the cty's most unfortunate chldren; ths party h&3 been sponsored by ths organzaton for several years The tranng school wll ure ts share of the proceeds to contnue ts project of furnshng a room at the Pattle A Clay nfrmary Characters n the pageant, whch s beng supervsed by John rr Stewart Jr, professor of musc, are- Jo eph, Mary, the Three Wse Men, shepherds, angels, the Prolocutor and the chorus The frst scene s lad n Bethlehem The Prolocutor enters and reads from hs scroll -the Chrstmas story; as the chorus sngs "t Came Upon a Mdnght Clear," the angels enter The second scene depcts the brth of the Chrst Chld As the curtan s drawn there are dsclosed Mary and Joseph lookng nto the manger The Prolocutor enters once more and reads from hs scroll As the chorus sngs " Lttle Town of Bethlehem" ant! "The Three Kngs of rent Are" the Wse Men enter wth ther gfts of gold, frankncense and myrrh ther musc approprate to the occason wn be presented The pageant, accordng to those n charge, wn be the most elaborate ever attempted at Eastern A large attendancs <s expect- The Maroons of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College held the powerful Unversty of Kentucky Wldcats to a mnmum of scorng Saturday nght at the Eucld avenue gymnasum and made them content wth a 35 to 0 score The contest was the frst of the season for both teams The Maroons were even n poorer form than the Cats, report from Lexngton sad, and nether team showed an offense to brag about but the Wldcat defense gave ndcatons of developng nto somethng lke that whch went to the sem-fnals n the Southern Conference tournament last year Substtutons were numerous on both teams and Coach N Hembree senten men nto the fray n an effort to fnd a smooth workng combnaton, whle Coach Johnne Mauer, of the Wldcats, used eleven of hs blue clad warrors tryng to fnd fve that can help Kentucky take ts place among the S C leaders agan ths year Davs, a fnd of the last few days n practce, led the Teachers attack, gatherng sx of the ten ponts on two feld goals and two foul shots nly three goals from the feld were made by the locals and they had tres at 4 foul shots, snkng only four of them Lea got three ponts on a feld goal and a foul and Salyers got the frst pont for the Maroon when he sank a foul shot The score at the half way mark was 7 to 6 The lneup and summary: KENTUCKY FG FT FM PF TP Lous McGnnls, f McLane, f Mlward, c Lawr McGnnls, g McBrayer, -g rrrrr Combs, f, Spcer, c Bronston, g Trott, f Glb, g wens, f o Totals EASTERN FG FT FM PF TP Trplett,-f Salyers, f 0 2 Davs, cc J sborne, g Combs, g S sborne f Rchards, g Cornett, g Lea, f Clfton, g Totals FR0SH TRUNCE MT VERNN H Fghtng Rock castle Quntet vercome 2 to 0 n Sprted Game HALE jgcrng STAR Coach Thomas E McDonough's Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College yearlngs contnued ther thus far successful net season Saturday nght by takng the Mt Vernon Hgh School quntet nto camp by a 2 to 0 score The vctory was well earned, however, and the Mt Vernon quntet s lkely to make somebody hump t when the tournament tme rolls around agan nly the defensve work of the frosh made the game as easy for them as t was and the goal shootng of Herman Hale, forward, probably saved the day for the frosh He made fve feld goals for tne ponts and several tmes kept the Mt Vernon forwards from gettng set for ther shots CAPTAN-ELECT TRPLETT Henry Trplett, son of Mr and Ms M B Trplett, was born at Pushn, Knott county Henry came to Eastern fve years ago and has been a member of the Maroon football and baskebal squads ever snce Henry played guard last year and was a strong dependable guard on what was probably the best team Eastern has ever known Ths fall t was necessary to shft hm to tackle on account of the scarcty of seasoned materal Later he played at end and n the backfeld, as needed, and dd most all the puntng Although somewhat handcapped by njures receved because of the terrble poundngs receved ths fall, he was" one of the man stays of the much weakened squad Henry wll make a capable leader of what looks to be a formdable grd aggregaton BE LYAL! Chrstmas s at hand and n a few days students wll be leavng for ther homes for ther vacaton Uppermost n the mnds of all s the queston of preparaton for departure and gfts for those at home n the columns of the Progress are advertsements of many frms offerng merchandse or servces to the students of Eastern t s thru ther co-operaton that the Progress has been able to exst and to offer constant mprovement n the sze and content of the paper That they mettt^our consderaton and patronage t s needless to state Nor s ths all The stores whose advertsements appear n ths ssue have on dsplay Chrstmas merchandse whch n qualty, prce and varety wll rval that of the largest cty stores By carefully readng these ads and nspectng ths merchandse, students wll wth lttle dffculty solve ther gft problems before gong home Those whch offer servce rather than merchandse also mert the closest attenton By patronzng* those who co-operate wth them n ther actvtes, the students of Eastern wll not only beneft themselves but wll dsplay that loyalty so valuable to an ndvdual or a school And ths apples throughout the entre school year EXTRA SSUED FR PRGRESS Frst Extra Ever ssued by Student Paper Tells of Jonng A S & S S of South THER MPRVEMENTS n Frday, December 7, there appeared on the campus the frst extra edton n the hstory of the Eastern Progress Ths extra carred the news of Eastern's acceptance nto the Assocaton of Colleges and Secondary Schools of the Southern States, and the celebraton whch followed the announcement, and appeared only a short tme after these events had occurred Tls step n the development of journalsm at Eastern s n accord wth the polcy of the staff and paper to gve" Progress readers the best n news and features at all tmes, and to r Mer just a lttle more of servce than v ex- pected of t ' Earler n te year the sze of the paper was ncreased by the addton of one column to each page, and ths ssue carres sx pages nstead of the usual four Several new departments have been added to gve students full opportunty to express themselves n ther paper; these nclude "Advce to the Lovelorn," by Mrs Margery Mx; The Letter Box; the" column "Wth ur Poets," and other lterary and feature materal Ths week's ssue of the Progress marks another forward step; the sze of the pages has been ncreased and ther numebr ncreased to sx to take Care of the Chrstmas and football materal t s planned to retan the larger sze page, and f materal receved warrants t, to use the extra two pages TEAMS GUESTS AT GRD FEED Madson Hgh, Eastern Squads Are Entertaned at Burns* m Hall Cafetera CTY CLUBS ARE SPNSRS A few nghts ago the Rotary and Exchange Clubs unted n gvng a football banquet wth the Maroons, the Maroon freshmen, and the Royal Purples of Madson Hgh as guests of honor The banquet was served n the recreaton room n the basement of Burnam Hall After every one of the some two hundred present had had tme to consume all they cared to, a very delghtful program got under way wth Alex Denny as chef of ceremones Coach A L Lasster, of the Royal Purples, was the frst speaker He" ntroduced the members of hs squad, namng those that receved letters ths fall Coach T E McDonough, of the Eastern freshmen, was next to ntroduce hs players, namng those who are to receve numerals Then Coach G N Hembree, of the Maroons, ntroduced hs squad and gave the names of those men recevng letters, as weu as announcng the captan-elect for next year After Coach Hembree had ntroduced hs squad Beckham Combs, captan of ths year's team, presented, on behalf of the squad, a very beautful brdge lamp to the coach The frosh were evdently off Satur- «* Charles A Keth, dean of men day nght n ther goal shootng and at Eastern was the next * * tred to take t out by gettng rough the Program He talked for some ten nobservant offcatng caused the «*»** on athletlcs M a means * game to be less nterestng for the tramn * on»' 8 to meet the CTery»" spectators and many fouls Vere made dav battles of «* w - F - TJonneU sufew of whch were called perntendent of cty schools was next The vstng hgh school men tred to "P** and he ' f * dueled the «- ther best and kept the freshmen (Contnued on Page 6) hustlng n the frst quarter only Eastern Frosh (8) Mt Vernon (t) two ponts were scored and the score Deaton (4) F Sparks (*$, at the half was 8 to 2 The Mt Ver- H Hale (0) F Hays () noners came back fghtng and for a Adams (2) ooc tme threatened, only to succumb to 2 Hale (3) the leech-lke guardng of the year- cobb (2 0 Langford <4) "»** Substtutons: Eastern The lneup and summary;_ and nsko; Mt Ve

3 ' *,' The Eastern Progress Staff of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College and Normal School, Rchmond, Kentucky Member of* Kentucky ntercollegate Press Assocaton EDTRAL STAFF Robert K Salyers Edtor-n-chef Fred Dal News Edtor Mary Alce Salyers Feature Edtor Susan Helm Socety Edtor Mary Kathryn Burns Clubs Edtor Loreen Payne Alumn Edtor Mary Boxley Chapel Edtor Jesse Bell PletcherExchange Edtor BUSNESS STAFF J Harrod Advertsng Manager George CarrollAdvertsng Assstant Calloway TaulbeeAdvertsng Assstant Davd McKnney Busness Manager REPRTERS Clarssa Hcks Lucy Montjoy Sarah Tanner Edth Goldman Jack Bayer Maynard Stamper Flemng Grffth TYPSTS Stella Ward Luclle Derrck Alma Florence Ruth Fraser Entered as second-class matter at Rchmond postoffce Wanted Sdewalks n the letter box *of the last ssue of the Progress a letter from a student commentng on the condton of the paths at the rear of the Cammack and Roark buldngs To those who travel ths route regularly^ and ths doubtless ncludes the major porton of the faculty and student body, lttle explanaton s necessary Snce these buldngs face on Lancaster avenue, ample provson for sdewalks at the front has been made, yet due to the stuaton and groupng of the buldngs only a small percentage of the students fnd t convenent to use them The shortest and most traveled route s from the cafetera and Burnam hall to the Unversty buldng, thence back of the Tranng School and Roark buldng; at best t s rough and uneven, and on rany days so slck and muddy as to be almost mpassable The deal soluton would seem to be a sdewalk followng the curve of the ravne and ncludng ths path, whch would provde a shorter route as well as a sdewalk on both sdes of the road through the campus f such s not practcable at present, a good stone or cnder path over the most used routes would provde a measure of relef Eastern wthout doubt has one of the most beautful stuatons of any school n the state, and the natural campus provdes many opportuntes for makng t even more beautful Even now shrubs are beng planted around the varous buldngs and t s to be hoped that ths polcy wll be contnued Somehow we have always thought that a cnder path down the center of the ravne, wth a Japanese brdge spannng an artfcal lake would help We do not doubt that the lmted fnances and heavy expense of the school prevent the executon on the part of the authortes of much that s desrable, yet the problem of sutable walks should be one not extremely dffcult to soluton And when such mprovements are made t should be the duty of the students to preserve to the best of ther ablty de property whch has been placed there for ther beneft, and thus help n makng Eastern a beter place n whch to go to school _o Ho*> Do They Do t? * There has been much comment recently on the fact that on the lst of those makng D or less n more than one subject there appeared not one varsty football player ndeed we doubt not doubly enjoyable Best of all, that the percentage on the lst of there wll be no mountan of work all those engaged n athletcs to be done starng the student n would compare very favorably the face on hs return wth that of the entre school Tme fles Let's all work t s an undsputed fact that t hard and enter jhe lsts at exam requres more than ordnary work tme unafrad of the spectre of and ablty to devote several hours falure hoverng always close at each day to football, to engage hand n other actvtes, and, as s the,,,, case n many nstances, to earn all t Yuletde The Chrstmas season s at or part of one's expenses, and make credtable showng n hand Frosty ar smell of cea KUC 3UWK '" ' * classes To those who have done dar ~ colored flghts - swrhn ths, and the records show that a snow ~ c ded^ ~ "^, J;» larce number have, much credt s wstrul chldren beautful,, wm- dows exctement- and that n- f there be any who fal to see «P^je ar of HSppness and how the absence of varsty play- goodwh; afl&e-unmstakable ers' names from the lst s remark- Slg! of Yuebde - W_ J e, we recommend that»u he try», fere _ are tew, thngs H to say * to duplcate the feat We do, not f^ ^fas that have not doubt that after the experence' he ******"*> *«* are many thngs would ask, as many have, "How **** e J 0 "" «? lf "**?** do they do t?" to " *«word» *"* **"* o to rally express them ts real Congratulatons! sgnfcance s apparent to all By ths tme the admsson of seekng to fnd t; somehow t Eastern nto the Southern Assoc- seems sacrlege to attempt to ex- aton and the rejocng whch ac- plan t t s only necessary to companed t have passed nto hs- read the Bble verson and "The tory The advantages whch ac- ther Wse Man" to become mcrue to the school as a result of pregnated wth the real Chrstths forward step are so numerous mas sprt and so well known that a rectal Somehow one of the most of them at ths tme s unneces- beautful symbols n connecton sary wth ths day of days has been Partcularly gratfyng was the the "Star of the East" Nothenthusajtc manner n whch the ng s more strkng than the heavnews was receved by the faculty ens on a frosty nght, and nothand student body and the manner ng can better make us realze the n whch Eastern's returnng ems- vastness of the unverse of whch sares were feted left lttle to be we are a mnute part How desred^ greatly our conceptons have The Eastern Progress smul- changed snce the days when frst taneously congratulates Eastern the Chrstmas story was told Teachers College and the South- An edtoral n the Red Book ern Assocaton! enttled "ur Chrstmas Stars" ~7, 0 ~ ~ has ponted ths out very clearly About hose trades vrr _ -»L ^n,,f We quote the fnal t paragraphs: _ he ral semester s drawng to TL, J ll - c B, nus extend the stars on ths a close, ooon the great exodus >! r\ J r, a» r Chrstmas U a y space and stars, ot students on ther way home for j f, space and stars agan, a thousand L Chrstmas vacaton wll begn and -H- j u-,,,,,,, mllon here and multpled a wth the resumpton or classes n -H- JL T, H, mllon more; but all to the lmts January only a tew short days r c» u, r or nfnty obey one Law wll reman before examnaton «TT», - he heavens, sang the L tme, the constantly recurrng j^ ^^ ^ ^ Q{ crss ot each succeedng term t r J j r c» L *L a, Lod, and the frmament showeth behooves us, therefore, to take _- J-, r "s handwork, stock ot our store of knowledge ««A J L»L t And he saw only the few, before t s too late Mnear stars What glory to God any students under-estmate r, c,,,,, ~ tor the skes or today, the value ot good grades o A J J J r, r And so we say n the words of the casual observer t seems fool-,, _ r "C carol: sh to work much harder tor an»r> j,,l«r :n J- A when a L wll gve credt c for *-,od re$t vou» merry gentlemen, KA May nothng L ;_ you dsmay, the course We have always For Jesus Chrst, your Savour, contended that grades should not Was bonr ths Chrstmas Day" be the fnal crteron of a student's o ablty or mental capacty, yet a THE CAMPUS large amount of mportance at- PHLSPHER SAYS: taches to grades as the defnte ndcaton of how well the stu- f "takng them for a rde" had dent's work has been done; par- the same sgnfcance n Rchtcularly s ths true of teacher m0 nd that t has n Chcago, the tranng nsttutons Whle many number of grls at Eastern would other factors are taken nto con- be rapdly decreased sderaton, t s the record of grades and credts that provde Now that Eastern Kentucky the man evdence on whch many State Teachers College and Norschools base ther employment of mal School s a member of the teachers Perhaps ths should Southern ntercollegate Athletc not be so There s lttle doubt, Assocaton and the Assocaton however that such condtons do of Colleges and Secondary preval Schools of the Southern States, Some days ago there was post- and ts paper a member of the ed a lst of those makng one F Kentucky ntercollegate Press and one D or more thus far dur- Assocaton, students wth poor ng the term The number, n memores wll have a tough tme comparson wth other years, s tellng the folks back home what's not alarmng, yet we trust that what at school, those whose names appeared ^-^ thereon have taken steps to rase Ths s the season of the year ther standng n those classes n when the thrfty young men are whch they were falng rackng ther brans to dscover t s common practce to put ways and means of brngng on off untl the Chrstmas vacaton one of those convenent "Chrstmuch work that should be done mas quarrels" wth the best grl now We have been as gulty of ths as any, but t has been our t s a good "thng that the grls experence that ths work s sel- go home at Chrstmas, for t s dom, f ever, done f the vaca- doubtful f as tmd a personage ton can be thus used, well and as Santa Claus s purported to be good, but the logcal tme to brng would have the temerty to brave thngs up-to-date s the present, Mss Roberts and vst the grls' and wth a knowledge of work rooms n Burnam hall durng the well done jhe vacaton perod s Wee small hours Dr Funkhouser to Speak at Eastern Dr W D Funkhouser, head of the Department of Anthropology of the Unversty of Kentucky, Wll address students and faculty of Eastern Teachers College Thursday evenng, January 0, at 7:30 o'clock He wll speak on early lfe n Kentucky * - Dr Funkhouser, who comes to Eastern under the auspces of the pen Forum, s an outstandng authorty on prehstorc lfe n Kentucky, and s a speaker who can entertan and hold hs audence from frst to last Students here are fortunate n havng an opportunty to hear hm The publc s cordally nvted JUST MAGNED- Stella Ward skppng through the campus Bob Salyers wth nothng to say Bob Davs wth only one grl Dean Cooper wthout hs whstle Mrs Hume a basketball player Mr Hgglns n a bad humor Fred Dal wthout Mary Mr Keth weghng 97 pounds Presdent Donovan rdng a camel And Eastern wtnout the Progress DR J B FLYD PHYSCAN Phone 40 Second Street HE WULDN'T ADVERTSE There was a man n our town The chump thought he was wse, He swore (t was hs polcy) He'd never advertse; But, one day he advertsed And thereby hangs -a tale Hs ad was set hv-sta pont type And headed "Sherffs Sale" Bogology " guess 've lost another pupl," sad the prpfessor as hs glass eye rolled down the ktchen snk Annapols Log DR USSK TDD Phone 73 DENTST JCPENNEYC MAN STREET RCHMND, KY snfr The wsh s always the same "A Merry, Merry Chrf*- mas" but you wll fnd many delghtful new ways to express t here Scarfs Are So Smart Gowns *** Pajamas Ft nto Every Gft Lst That They Are Doubly Welcome As Gfts Every sports costume must have ts scarf and several scarfs n one wardrobe are often necessary! You may be sure that you wll be thanked enthusastcally for such a gft 98c $49 $98 blongs, Squares, Trangles Smart desgns gay and dstnctve a varety of shapes and szes all of a heavy qualty slk There t no gft to take the place of danty lngere delu cately tnted gowns of rayon and crepe d e chne are trm m ed wth lace xayon paja m a s n two - color noveltes Rayon Gowns, $98 $298 Rayon Pajamas, $298 $398 Crepe de Chne Gown* $398 "Jadel" Holday Set Wll Delght Her A S«t of JACEL tofletrlev taca powder, talcum and t,: Water $98 Bath Robes For Men A gft that s always sure to please, especally f selected from our attractve assortment of styles and patterns Well shaped, attractvely ''trmmed, and carefully made n every detal- *2-98 to 6-90 Smart Handbags Are Approprate Femnne Gfts The new ones are so dstnctve that you wll be proud to select one for a frendpouches and envelopes wth modernstc applque sold colors wth novelty clasps be are to tee them 98c to $498 An Umbrella A Smart Gft and a Useful ne Colors to olend wth her costume and any number of unusual novelty handles an umbrella t a welcome gft and a mart accessory, as well Be sure to tee oar new stock $298 thers at $398 $498 Danty Pllows For the Guest Room Frlly, ruffly pllows of lace and rayon or lace and slk n pastel shades wll dress up your guest room for Thanksgvng 98c to $249 Make deal Gfts for Men They are always acceptable especally t chosen from our selecton at 49c A Vanty Case And Fancy'Kerchef A gold fabrkod case holds a -otnb and mrror and the fancy ^ndkerchef s very pretty 49c Fabrc Gloves Meet Fashon's Approval for Gfts The smartly dressed woman s nsstent on fresh gloves * and prefers smooth - fttng, vel-cut fabrcs wth fancy cuffs a par or two wll surely please her 98c Dustng Powder n a Smart Glass Contaner Color extends to the bathroom where ths modernstc jar of fragrant dustng powder wll add a smart touch 98c "70" Hose Wll Please Hm The evdent qualty and fm» labed workmanshp wll appeal to the dscrmnatng man Pure sttk leg, mercerzed top, toe and heel and our "Tu-ToaT feature Unusual value 49c Rchmond- Ky* X V* «'

4 ~"mm K V t SCAL AND PERSNAL ADVCE J LVELRN Wth urjpoets Msses Margaret Candy and^^etty^ Salmon spent last week end n ther respectve homes n Mddlesboro F A Engle entertaned the Carr Creek boys, Ben Adams, Herman Hale and Zelda Hale, n hs home Monday nght Mss Jenne Kelley, of Lebanon, Ky, spent last week end wth Msses Susanna Cheatham and Elnor rten n Burnam Hall Mss Grace Young spent last week end n Lexngton Mss Mary Ravencraft was n Lexngton last week end Mrs Lotte Stewart and Mss Zelma Hllard spent last week end at ther homes n Versalles n December 8, the brthday of the great talan poej,' Mss- Mable Polltt entertaned her Horace class wth an talan dnner Those present were Msses Besse Mae Broyles, Sue Mae Chrsman, Lucle Derrck, Eunce Dunn, Jenny Kelly, Louse Moberly, Allle Gordon Parks, Ruth Ramsey, and Margaret Telford, and Mr Henry Hacker Mss Vvan Starnes was called to Lexngton last Tuesday because of the ' llness of her mother Mss Besse 'Dell spent last week : end at her home n Pnevlle Mss Noma Brohard was n her home n Sergent last week end Mss Nell Wllamson was n Lexngton a part of last week, end wth her father Mss Jesse Bell Pletcher wll spend the Chrstmas holdays n Harrodsburg and Covngton Mss Elzabeth Phelps spent last week end at her home n Unon Cty Last Thursday nght Mss Mabel Polltt, head of the foregn language department, entertaned the members of the Horace and Juvenal classes at a delcous talan dnner celebratng the brthday of the great talan poe, Horace The dnner was prepared under the drecton of Mr Joe Gunchglan and some of the delectable dshes served were antlpasto, gallna ala, caccatora, spaghett, vegetabl, frutta dl nsaltata, dolce ala romana, caffe Latn students who were guests at ths dnner were Besse Broyles, Perryvlle; Sue Chrsman, Danvlle; Henry Hacker, Eunce Dunn, Cynthana; Ruth Ramsey, Dryrdge; Jenne Kelley, Lebanon; Luclle Derrck, Bellevue; Louse Moberly, Allle Gordon Parks, Margaret Telford, Rchmond Letter Box " may not agree wth a word that you say, but wll defend to the death your rght to say t" Voltare NTE: Letters to the edtor on subjects of general nterest* wll be publshed n ths column Address communcatons to Edtor, Eastern Progress, Room 4, Roark Bldg Edtor, Eastern Progress: As a co-ed of Eastern am profferng ths appeal to a certan few of my sster co-eds who are makng a practce of publc smokng Smokng has been and s undlsputably accepted by better class women over the country and the habt s purely arbtrary Ths letter s not a plea for the abolshment of women smokers, but rather an appeal for the f abandonment of smokng by Eastern grls n publc whle n Rchmond Consderng the matter personally, why place your own name n the hands of a garrulous publc whose remarks are more often dsparagng than commendable Down through the ages the women have set the moral tone of the race Today here at Eastern the status of 4 the women of the college can lower or rase publc opnon concernng t Smoke f you must, but do t prvately After all we can have every bt of our "new found equalty" wthout apng too closely our masculne compettors Let's forego a lttle pleasure for the betterment of our own names A Co-ed Edtor, Eastern Progress: Here's a lttle problem that has been on my mnd for some tme n Sunday nghts many of the young men from the nearby colleges want to vst us and our school t s the only day that they or we have wth Saturday classes and the lke Some of the grls go for "rdea" but many of us would lke to entertan our guests at our home the dormtory Why cant we have a socal hour for out of town guests on Sunday nghts from fve to eght? Then we could have dnner wth them and stll tme for a respectable vst and farewell Natural Student by ' MRS MARGERY MX the world's lowest pad woman wrter NTE: t s the purpose of hs column to gve advce and assstance to all those n the Eastern student body or faculty who have problems (partcu- lmjly those of the heart) whch are ff need "of soluton Address letters to Mrs Margery Mx, care Eastern Progress Dear Mrs Mx: From my chldhood have beleved mplctly n the prncples and deals learned at my mother's knee and have not allowed them to be destroyed by the hard, cruel world about me But the other day my room mate sad a tlng whch flled me wth horror at ts blasphemy, yet put nto my mnd dark doubts whch have overshadowed my lfe for the last few days and threaten to shatter my belef n human nature and the world about me My room mate sad: "Aw, there an't any Santa Clausl" t s ths terrble statement whch s turnng lfe nto a nghtmare for me You alone, dear Mrs Mx, can dspel these clouds of doubt and make me once agan the happy, carefree creature was before ths heresy entered my lfe Tell me: S THERE A SANTA CLAUS? Dsllusoned Football Player Dear Dsllusoned Football Player: Why, yes, dear, of course there s a Santa Claus Go home and hang up your stockng and see f there sn't And you just tell that naughty room mate of yours that bad boys who don't beleve n Santa Claus are lable to fnd an empty stockng on Chrstmas mornng M M Dear Mrs Mx: For the past three months have been gong wth at least sx dfferent grls at one tme Each of these g»rls consders herself my one and only sweetheart and expects to get a damond rng for Chrstmas What can do? My pocketbook could scarcely afford one damond rng, much less sx, and can't gve t to one wthout gvng to the others, for am deeply n love wth all of them How can manage t? Frantc Shek Dear Frantc Shek: Woolworth carres an extensve lne of engagement rngs whch beleve even your humble pocketbook could aspre to M M Dear Mrs Mx: have for some tme been secretly n love wth a grl on the campus whom had not met untl recently At last, after we had been ntroduced, plucked up courage enough to ask her for a date From the very frst of the evenng began to notce thngs All the way down town she kept on the outsde of the sdewalk and couldn't for the lfe of me push her to the u> sde When we got downtown we went nto a restaurant and she ordered chcken salad three tmes, as though she ddn't know there was anythng else on the menu Also she kept her elwth a spoon At last we went home bows on the table and ate her coffee and as we stood at her door she seemed uncertan what to do, then fnally sad good-nght and went n Should she have asked me n? All these thngs are troublng me very much and would lke to know how to cure her of these habts, as otherwse she s very attractve Troubled Lover Dear Troubled Lover: would suggest presentng the young lady wth the Book of Etquette or Emly Post's Blue Book for Chrstmas And would also suggest that you read them yourself before presentng them to her, as you seem to be a bt uncertan on some ponts M- M / Dear Mrs Mx: have never seen you, but have always magned you as a large stout lady Wll you lend me one of your stockng to hang up for Chrstmas? A sock s so nadequate Member of Freshman Team Member of Freshman Team, Dear Sr: do not apprecate the reference to my weght Besdes, f observaton means anythng, have yet to see a member of the team whose sock would not be adequate for all the Chrstmas packages he mght receve M M Dear Mrs Mx: When are you gonna come home and get my supper and qut galllvantln' around wth these newspaper people? 'm hungry, and my socks are full of holes -Mr Mx Aw, be your age, Henry be your age M M - Have you read the ads yet?» NTE: Poems appearng n ths" column are the work of Eastern students and buddng poets are requested to submt ther efforts to the Eastern Progress CHRSTMAS Agan the unverse sngs out, Agan the earth s bathed n whte; The sky, translucent blue, canopes Hearts made young by Hope The Babe of Bethlehem s ngh Hearts wthered wth despar Expand lke buds n water thrust Hearts black wth hate _ Forget ther vowed revenge, And young hearts, old wth care, Renew ther pledge to youth For He s ngh M K B FALL PATTERNS Sunlght Sfts through the fallng leaves, Plays on the wavng grass, Shfts nto changng hues, Makng odd patterns; Warmng the dewy ground, Gvng new lfe to earth, Changng wth passng tme, Gone wth the sunset R K S BG SALE NW GNG N AT B E BELUE CMPANY CLSNG UT Wnter Coats, Dresses, Corsets, Gloves, Slk Hosery, Parasols, etc Students come n and select your Chrstmas Gfts * B _» sn M CME N AND SEE UR BEAUTFUL LNE F GFTS Somethng sutable for famly and frends Costume Jewelry, Slk Underwear," Nej*lj>es, Hosery, Gloves, Hand Bags, Handkerchefs, Flowers, Noveltes Men's Handkerchefs, Sox and Scarfs ur goods the best, our prces the lowest t- THE ELTE SHPPE THE CHRSTMAS STRE Shop Wsely and Well at Your Xmas Store Gve Her FTTED LUGGAGE TLET SETS HSERY HANDKERCHEFS -GLVES CSTUME JEWELRY WHTE GLD MESH BAGS ELECTRC RNS ELECTRC^TASTERS SLVER GFT SETS DUTCH SLVER NVELTES UMBRELLAS HAND BAGS t Gve Hm VERCAT TPCAT SUT HSERY GLVES CRAVATS SCARFS HAT LEATHER SETS GLADSTNE BAGS LEATHER HAND BAGS HANDKERCHEFS CGARETTE BXES Gfts For The Home Comforts, Blankets, Lamps, etc W D LDHAM C w m '' & *N V,

5 , te y5a&?,\j"» \ X?*Hr-^?\, -;*>*'? *& j&&slfw&&m «-**,&g&2l=2>l*"»"*- t d *?-j&<&resrl rtal / fv 38*! ^ ' V ' :l M txj%_-»(, m_ ^^HJHH^^H^^H^^^^^^^^^^DB^H,m*&*r&?r*f* *~a' 4a : * - J SF rwl&& *r%?a* THE PRWLER" BACK m^ DUTY Teachers Meddln' n Hs Busness, campus (Jolumnst Complans n Returnng CMMENT N SENR GARB Hello, pupls! h, you bet your We, have been here all he tme, but you see between my socal oblgatons and a lew other trcks haven t had tme to wrte for ths here paper And, doncha know, these here teachers have gone and got to meddln n my busness, lke got any tme to fool wth ther class work: But you see, teachers are funny that way got even wth one of them the other day h,' that was smple studed my lesson got up the other mornn and went to breakfast^- usually get up before gon was lesurely nhalng my coffee When rght nto the cafe walked some boys wearn "plug" hats and swngh canes and afore long here comes a grl swngng a lttle red and whte stck wth a lttle football ted onto t never was the wser as to what t was all about untl chapel tme Went up to chapel and as soon as got there started lookn for "plug" hats and walkn stcks, but ddn't see any Just when was settled back n my seat for a nce half hour of comfort rght up the sle marched the boys wth ther hats and canes and the grls wth the funny lttle stcks was telln you about you see cant speak that name they call them by t was durn that half hour spent n chapel that was llumnated on the subject of "plug" hats, canes and those stcks wth strngs on em You understand, the senors of ths here school has decded to wear and carry those thngs just because they are senors, a poor excuse, wll admt, they won't Saw a goat up here on the campus a few days ago Yeh, a sure enough bg he goat, wth whskers and everythng tred to fnd out who had lost ths goat, but ths s a sorta medest bunch of students we got here and none of them would admt losn ther goat But they couldn't keep a secret from me, cause found out about ths goat busness, the Lttle Theatre Club has several goats that were admtted to ther fold a few nghts ago Now have never been able to fnd out just why they want to call a new member of tha organzaton a goat, but they do and understand that those "goats" were on the recevng end of a lvely tme a few nghts ago Had notced that a few boys and grls them goats had been tagged wth a lttle bt of rbbon also notced that the same boys and grls refused to have a scat unless the char was one of those overstuffed sort You recokn those paddles over the L T C ntaton room had anythng to do wth that? am real sorry that there sn't somethn else for ths here school to Jon f there was beleve we could go on home rght now and no one would say mch about t Here the otner day went up to chapel and heard some one read a whole mess of telegrams that our presdent and dean had sent back from Texas guess f they had gone to Mexco and sent one back we would have been burnn brush yet After readn those telegrams the students started yelln and smackn ther hands Just lke a bunch of crazy people Then as f that wasn't enough they proceeded to parade the town A day or two afterwards found that our school had been admtted to the Southern Assocaton of Colleges And that was what all the racket was about Well, thought that was all of that busness, but Saturday nght they broke out n a new place over by the gymnasum -' Someone set a bg ple of brush afre and everybody had a warm tme the presdent and the dean ncluded You see they had returned from Texas by ths tme Some of the boys surely thought that the presdent and our dean had used ther tsay n the Lone Star state for bronco bustn purposes the way they paraded them about on ther shoulders But you know those old boys knda lked t Well, t's not long now tll Chrstmas hope every one of you have the bggest tme am gon home and t's FRESHMAN SQUAD Left to Rght Bottom Row Z Hale, Kennedy, Mecton, Rce, Pope, Bennett, Combs, Cornett, Salvers Second Row Deaton, Bayer, Myers, * Amburger, Ramsay, Rlley Thrd Row nsko, Cobb, Howard Rose, Adams, Smth Top Coach McDonough none of your busness where else go Doctor: "Your husband must have The Progress u your paper f thngs Chrstmas s almost here Read the See you after the holdays Merry J^lu^ qulet " Chrstmas and a Happy New Year y^u Wlfe, And when d o gve l '» tell the world THE PRWLER ^ hlmy Doctor: "You don't gve t to hm Necessty supples courage to the you take lt yourse f" most tmd Los Angeles Express STYLE HEADQUARTERS APPRPRATE XMAS GFTS FR FATHER, BRTHER, SWEETHEART An array of sutable sfts for men not to be found elsewhere "NECKWEAR" n patterns men lke to wear $00 to #200 "GFT BLENDS" A te and 'kerchef or a te, shrts and par of socks Each gft wrapped n a beautful Xmas box Buy gfts for men at a man's store SECND STREET LEEDS & EDWARDS CLTHNG C ' NEXT T KY UTLTES Eastern Students are always Welcomed 50c Palm lve Shampoo 89c 50c Palm lve Face Creams 39c 50c Woodbury's Face Cream -89c 25c Woodbury's Face Cream 9c 25c Woodbury's Facal Soap 9c $00 Coty's Face Powder 89c f5c Ponds Face Creams Jars 59c 35c Ponds Cream 29c 25c Ponds Cream Tubes $00 Sze Lsterne _89c 50c Sze Lsterne 39c 25c Sze Lsterne -JL 9c 25c Lsterne Tooth Paste 9c 50c pana Tooth Paste 39c 50c Pepsodent Tooth Paste 39c 50c Pebeco Tooth Paste 42c 25c Packers Tar Soap 9c 9c STCKTN'S DRUG STRE Here S a sleeplng don 't go to sut you tell the Progress, ads and solve all your gft problems you say?" J lk! lk! 5 quckly and economcally EXCHANGE NTES We arc glad to recognze the followng papers on our exchange: The South Texan, Kngsvlle Texas: "You have a very nterestng exchange lst" The Journal, Western Reserve, Cleveland, ho: "We lke your Trends- Watchng the World o by'" S# The Red and Green, Mnot, North Dakota: "Why not have an Exchange column?" The Morrs-Harvey Comet, Barbourvlle, West Vrgna: 'Your paper * very good You mght have a few jokes" The Cullowhee Yoder, Cullowhee, North Carolna The Parthenon, Huntngton, West Vrgna The Cup o' Coffee, Enterprse, Alabama Kentucky Wesleyan Undercurrent, Wnchester, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel, Lexngton, Kentucky " - EXCHANGE JKES Absence makes the heart grow fonder, So they always say, That's why we love the teachers more The days they stay away Lamron She: The Lord made us beautful and dumb He: How's that? " She: Beautful so the men would love us, and dumb so we could love them ^Exchange-" ' ' _ Lttle Boy: "Daddy, a boy at school told me looked just lke you" The Dad: "That so? And what dd B y : "NothuV He was bgger* me" -Passng Show B<rtc6mf& Purses and Bags 99c to #495 Novelty purses and bags, mesh bars, and fne leather purses Slk Pllows $98 - $298 Magnfcently colored pllows of fnely decorated slk Smart Chamosette Gloves Hgh-grade mported, :99c chamosette gloves; fan-( ces or strctly talored, types Blanket Robes Brllantly desgned blanket bath robes n splendd $«v98 colors and trm- mlngs Novelty Sets Knfe and chan sets, men's ppe sets, men's bll- $f 00 fold sets, specally prced Chrstmas Selectons Slk Qulted Robes Luxurous robes very <» f*a smart and dashng and «J)* ' U beautfully trmmed n / smart colors Crepe de Chne Under Apparel $98 Flmy crepe de chne undes n beautful pastel colors All styles and szes Womens Slk Scarfs, $98 Dashngly colored and desgned n harmony wth the new season style deas & Gfts Men Wll Welcome A large selecton at popular moneysavng prces Lned Kd Gloves Warmly wool-lned kd gloves splenddly S- 95 made and talored-for J[ style and comfort Mufflers Strkngly patterned slk mufflers squares wth a $4 95 true manly snap \ and dash Smart Neckwear A host of strpes, dots, $- 50 and fgures; noveltes and \ standard types $00 and $50 New Gft Shrts g lored!k - Whte broadcloth or colored fances wth or wthout $ collar attached A delghtful choce, ff ElksBldg 2nd & Man Streets Rchmond, Ky l

6 ^/' ajt/lquel* T ~C\ rap 7 K t > 6 BRTHERS N EASTERN TEAMS Two Salyers, Two Combs, Two sborns Play n Maroon Colors Durng Grd Season PSTNS HEREDTARY t often happens that a football team wll have on ts roster one or two sets of brothers, and occasonally brothers wll play on rval elevens, yet Eastern Teachers College sets a record hard to surpass n ths respect, not alone n pont of numbers, but n the strkng concdence of postons played Durng the past season three pars of brothers performed on Eastern grd teams Captan Combs of the varsty eleven performed regularly at left tackle, whle hs brother, Pearl Combs, held down the same poston on the freshman team Bob Salyers ploted the varsty froth the quarterback poston, whle hs brother, Jon, lkewse called the sgnals for the frosh eleven The sborne twns, who have long de- Ved the power of ther fellow students to tell them apart, both played regularly on the varsty; Jm performed at rght tackle, and John alternated at fullback and left tackle These boys come from dfferent sectons of the state The Combs brothers hal from Vst, Ky, the sbornes from Scence Hll Ky, and the Salyers boys from Rchmond Thus are the proponents of heredty Justfed Football, even to the poston played, seems to run n the famly ^L VARSTY FTBALL SQUAD Left to Rf ht~bottom Row Coach Herabree, Joe sborne, Guy Clfton, C apt Combs, Trplett, Dal, John sborne, Asst Coach Humbert Row Hart, Crace, Davs,'Salyers, Morrs, Lea Top Row B Davs, Baxter, Ray, Rchardson, Smth Teachers of Madson Lttle Theater Club EMBARRASSNG MMENT County Hold Meet ntates Members (A FABLE) t couldn't have happened n a much worse, or, one mght say, n a more sutable, place, f t had been a scene n a move Comng nto one of the popular restng places commonly referred to as a loafng place n ths cty, sped a young lady whom had never met Now, to go a lttle further, ths young lady was attractve both n appearance and n personalty ndeed mght go so far as to say exceedngly attractve and t was my lfe's ambton, or at least t seemed so at that tme to make her acquantance Here was my opportunty My heart leaped at the thought A personal frend of mne was seated at the table wth her and knew he would ntroduce me Wth a nonchalance belyng my nner feelngs, sauntered back to the table and asked my frend to lend me a cgarette The young lady pad no attenton to me But, when after a volent wnk from me, my frend ntroduced us, and the usual plattudes of tme, weather, and "personal date over, everythng was plan salng Conversaton flowed along such easy channels that had no trouble wth t After a short tme, durng whch her lovelness became all the more pronounced to me, felt that must tear myself away for dd not wsh to wear my welcome out As rose, murmurng a most truthful "so glad to have met you," was conscous of a number of faces turned n my drecton and wearng grns felt them to be grns of sheer jealousy As bowed and walked toward the door, notced more grns, and that one or two people were laughng At me? f course not The dea neter entered my head As walked arly down the street, happened to look nto one of the <$late glass wndows of a busness house borderng the sldfe tak<t threw back ny mage as a"'! 4Hjp&r woulld have done started, and then stod congealed wth embarrassment No second glance was necessary for me to see, wavng perpendcularly from my back lke ld Glory before the wnd, the tal of my shrt! How, when, and where, t started ts journey upward wll forever reman an unsolved mystery to me! Foregn Language Club n Meetng n Wednesday, December 5, the Foregn Language Club held ts December meetng n the Roark buldng The meetng was conducted by Norma Dykes» Contnung ts plan of tourng Europe, the club vsted England Mss Dykes, n a delghtful talk, took the club from Lverpool, through London, to Calas nformaton as to places whch should be vsted, hotels, money values and valuable travelng suggestons were gven The lecture was supplemented by the showng of a set of tereontcon sldes contanng Englsh The Madson county teachers met wth Mss Lela Harrs, county superntendent, n room 20, Roark, Saturday, December 8 After routne busness was dsposed of, Mss Harrs urged that the teachers work to mprove the school premses, both nsde and outsde, and to help the boys and grls get the proper respect for publc property Mss Harrs further urged that the teachers be prompt both at ther teachers' meetngs and at ther schools An award of ten dollars s to be gven for the school makng the greatest mprovement n the appearance of buldngs and grounds * Mss Harrs s very apprecatve of the co-operaton whch the admnstraton of the college s gvng her by grantng the use of the college buldngs for her teachers' meetngs SE^R SCETY "Aren't they adorable?" "sn't that Just too orgnal for words?'^such were the expressons one heard when the senor class, wth more dgnty than t was thought possble for them to command, glded nto the audtorum at chapel hour recently Now, there s nothng unusual about a senor class comng to chapel n a body; but when the sad class marched n, all of ts members carryng walkng stcks, you may guess that somethng unusual had happened or s happenng The masculne members of the class wore upon ther otherwse nnocent and chldsh brows marks of maturty, not n the form of deep furrows and wrnkles, but n the form of derby hats Hold! Ths s no Joke! t s not to be laughed at t s a serous thng, an event long to be remembered More than that t s another manfestaton of that qualty, whch s by ths tme a part of every student school sprt Formal ntaton was held last Tuesday evenng for the Lttle Theater Club pledges The "goats" took the hazng on ths and the prevous Tuesday n good style, despte the fact that the procedure was probably a lttle stff Those ntated nto the club were Mary Alce Salyers, Blly Sams, Mary Florence Crump, Beckham Combs, Jm Salyers, CallowayTaulbee, Jack Bayer and scar Graham The club plans several nterestng actvtes n the near future, whch nclude the regular play and a dance Ths organzaton has gven one dance durng ths semester, and presented a short play at the chapel hour last week DR E M NRTN Phone 205 DENTST Rchmond, Ky FX-RTE DRY CLEANERS & DYERS Alteratons A Specalty Art Memoral Hall H Hammond Art Burnam Hall Mss Rupert AU Work Guaranteed SPECAL ATTENTN T STUDENTS LAUNDRY Madson Laundry LEAVE LAUNDRY AT PST FFCE H M WHTTNGTN Phone 756 JEWELER "Gfts That Last" West Man St BYBEE SHE HSPTAL ALL KNDS F HGH GRADE SHE REBHLDNG^ STUDENTS' PATRNAGE APPRECATED Second The Seven Cardnal Ams of Educaton EVERYDAY RESLUTNS FR ALL (Journal of Natonal Educaton Assocaton) HEALTH AND SAPETY-Set your health standards hgh and mprove your habts daly Modern lfe demands relable strength and energy; a sound mnd n a sound body WRTHY HME MEMBERSHP Magnfy your home as the center of a lfe that s happy, useful, and un selfsh Home s the sol n whch the sprt grows Gve your best MASTERY P THE TLS, TEH- NC AND SPRT P LEARNNG- Know ho wto- observe, to study, to thnk, to plan, to judge, and to act The world s run by thnkers and doers VCATNAL AND ECNMC EFFECTVENESS Fnd your talents and tran them Spend wsely less than you earn FATHFUL CTZENSHP Do daly somethng to make your school, your communty, your state, your country, and your world happer, cleaner, queter, more beautful, better governed Each for all and all for each WSE USE F LESURE Let your daly play be a source of Joy and strength, a balance wheeltor your, work Cultvate gpqwrg thngs, fresh ar, sunshne and smplcty ETHCAL CHARACTER Search for the hghest values and buld your lfe accordng to the best patterns Read often the lves of great men and women Character s kng - Kentucky Wesleyan Commerce Club to Selects New Dean Have Greek Name Chrstmas n the The Board of Managers of Kentucky Wesleyan College recently announced the selecton of Professor Paul H Farrer, present head of the Department of Englsh, to fll the offce of Dean, left vacant by the recent death of Processor J L Whltesde Professor Farrer s a natve of Vrgna and receved hs Badhelor's and Masters degrees from the Unversty of Vrgna He wll rweve the Doctor's degree from that nsttuton next June Professor Farrer has been a member of the Kentucky Wesleyan faculty for the past eght years, servng part of that tme as Dean of Men He s well lked by the students and faculty of the college and t s felt that the selecton s a wse one KPA At the last meetng of the Commerce Club, Wednesday December 5, a new name, Sgma Tau P, was adopted, subject to the approval of the faculty For some tme the members of the Club have been consderng the advsablty of changng the name of the organzaton After consultng wth Mr* Lawrence, faculty advsor and head of the Commerce Department, t was decded that a more approprate name could be found Members of the Club advsed wth Mss Polltt, head of the department of foregn languages, and she suggested the above name, whch means socety of commerce At the same meetng a standard pn Tranng School Chrs! mas wll be fttngly observed n the Tranng School by a program framed by the students and faculty Each class room wll dsplay a beautful Chrstmas tree, and each student wll present a gft to some other member of hs class Each chld wll also gve hs teacher somethng whch he or she has made These presents wll be placed under the trees and dstrbuted on the day before the Clustrnas vacaton was adopted Ths pn s to have the Greek letters on t After the program the club enjoyed an Englsh tea, propared by the socal commttee of the club Cor Second & Water Streets / *--"- ^^M *_ Rchmond, Ky,

7 ^ STUDENTS G MARN'S GRD T _T^ MEET CARD MADE UP Attend Sesson at Kentucky Eastern to Play Fve Kentucky Wesley an College; Hear Members of S A A Promnent Speakers Next Season PLAN Y W C A HERE HAS 0NE 0 PEN DATE December 7, 8, and 9 the annual state Student and Faculty Conference of the Y M C A met at Ksntucky Wesleyan College, Wnchester Delegates from the Unversty of Kentucky, Centre, Transylvana, Georgetown, Berea, Morehead, and Eastern were n attendance Takng as the man theme "The Functon of Relgon on the Campus," dscussons were held on such phases as "What Are the Relgous Needs of the Campus?"; "How Does the V M C A Contrbute to These Needs?" and "Through What Actvtes May Relgous Lfe Best be Promoted by the Y M C A" Leaders n varous groups were Henry Hort, of Vanderblt Unversty, Dr R E Baker, of the Y M C A Graduate School, Nashvlle, R MacGll, ex-student secretary of the Y M C A, and Dr J P Kessler, of the Graduate School Probably the most mportant accomplshment of the conference was the exchange of deas by the varous students Snce there s no actve Y M C A at Eastern, delegates were sent by the Student Assocaton and plans are now beng made to organze an actve Y on the campus A group of students and faculty men assembled Sunday afternoon and dscussed the feasblty of such an organzaton, wth the result that nvtatons have been sent to Y representatves and students n other schools to assst n the organzaton They wll be on the campus soon " after the Chrstmas holdays and t s hoped that an actve Y wll result CHAPEL NTES Monday, December 3, Kearney Adams, head of the Extenson Department, was the chapel speaker Mr Adams dscussed n a very nterestng way some of the problems of educaton Tuesday, Rev W A Fte, of Rchmond, spoke to the Eastern students n hs lecture he compared the parts of the human body wth those of Ml automoble, gvng the functon and mportance of each part At the regular chapel perod Thursday the new members of the Lttle Theatre Club presented a delghtful lttle play "nvted Guests' Those who took part were Mrs Crump, Mary Alce Salyers, and Jm Salyers The commttee of the Q^b* Forum was fortunate n securng Dr A W Fortune pastor of the Frst Chrstan church, Lexngton, to speak to the Eastern students Tuesday mornng at the chapel hour The subject of hs lecture was "Helpful Relatons Between Young Men and Women" Wednesday mornng Mrs Robert Sory, a very talented muscan of ths cty, rendered a very enjoyable muscal program Among the selectons she sang were "Grandma's Patchwork Qult," "Come ut, Mr Sunshne," and "Under the Mstletoe" December 3 Paul Harrs, of Louls- *,vllle, «ave a very llumnatng talk to " the student body on the subject of the Kellogg-Brland peace pact Mr Harrs told of the development of the dea of the treaty, dscussed the artcles t' contans, and showed the desrablty of ts ratfcaton f Amerca s to be a domnant factor n keepng the world at place Frday mornng the women met n the regular chapel room where Dr J B Farrs spoke to them He answered a number of questons concernng health, whch have come to hm recently from the student body He advsed every student to fpllow a daly health schedule The men met at the lbrary where Dr A Keth dscussed for them some of the problems of the boys on the campus Monday, December 7, the followng program was gven by the students from the department of musc under the drecton of John rr Stewart, drector of musc: Pano Solos: Clown Gantalon Waltz Kohler Tp Toe Dance Kohler Mss Dorothy Brock Vocal Solo: Comng Home Wllleby Mss Beatrce Keaton Voln Solo Selected Mss Eunce Dunn Pano Solos: Song of the Lark Tschakowsky Mmuetto Schubert The Maroons of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College wll 'next year meet eght teams, fve of them beng Kentucky S A A aggregatons, two other Kentucky teams not n the S A A and one West Vrgna team For the frst tme the Murray State Teachers College wll appear on the Eastern schedule penng wth Unon College here on ctober 5, the Maroons wll take on Morrs-Harvey, Murray, Transylvana, Unversty of Lousvlle, Georgetown College,' Kentucky Wesleyan and Western Teachers The dates of the Georgetown and Western games are tentatve but the contracts are expected to be sgned wthn a few days The schedule follows: ctober 5 Unon College at Rchmond ctober 2 Morrs-Harvey College at Barbourvlle, W Va ctober 9 Murray State Teachers College at Murray ctober 26 Transylvana College at Lexngton November 2 Unversty of Lousvlle at Rchmond November 9 Georgetown College at Georgetown (tentatve) November 6 Kentucky Wesleyan College at Rchmond November 23 pen November 28 Western State Teachers College (place and date tentatve) The Horace Mann Lterary Socety met last Thursday n the audtorum The party whch had been planned was postponed untl after the holdays because of the many socal events already scheduled The meetng was then turned nto an executve councl whch transacted anythng else but serous busness After much fun the meetng was adjourned Mr Roscoe Morrs Clarnet and Flue Duet Selected Sarah and Emly Land Economy Event of New Fall Stunnng Pur-Trmmed CATS Copes of Costly Models and You Need Pay nly $750 True they are "Copes" but they are expensve lookng n spte of ther lttle prce! All are heavly fur trmmed hugh pouch collars deep shawl collars tuxedo collars elbow length cuffs makes them luxurous snug and warm! They are talored n beautful broadcloths n black, wne reds, blues and tans Szes for Msses and Women Slk Lned! FUR TRMMED WNTER C9ATS $400 Agan our manager does the unexpected Ths tme, wth a great purchase of wnter coats bought to sell at $2250 and $2500 offered at one amazngly low prce $400! SZES 6 T 54 TEAMS GUESTS (Contnued from Page ) sblhtes of athletcs as a charactubullder and as a "pop off" valve lor those chaps that are to be found n our present day nsttutons of learnng Jack Hutsell, the prncpal speaker of the evenng, was next He, too, prased football as a fne characterbulder and entertaned the gatherng wth a couple of nterestng stores The letter men as announced by Coach Hembree were as follows: Captan Beckham Combs, Captan-elect Henry Trplett, Wlbur Clfton, Alngton Crace, Robert Guy, Fred Dal, Robert Salyers, John sborn, Jm sborn, Charley Hart, Alton Smth, Rogtr Morrs, rlando Lea and Robert Davs The freshmen to receve numerals were: Ben Adams, Jack Bayer, Thoma Bennett, Pearl Combs, Rex Cornett, Zelda Hale Herman Hale, Mgr, Jesse Kennedy, Robert Myers, Mason P-pe, Wm Ramsey, Jm Salyers, Zack Rce Wm Melton, Wm nsko Wm Relley, and Tom Deaton WHAT CHRSTMAS MEANS Some of the conceptons of Chrst- mas as heard about the campus are very nterestng "Chrstmas means gong home to me," sad one far damsel "Chrstmas means toys," says the Tranng School pupl, regsterng delght To others t means Chrstmas plays, boxes of candy, shoppng lsts, crowded stores, frosty nghts What should be a true concepton of ths day of days? Many years ago, on a December nght a new star Shone n the East t was the symbol of the nfluence of the baby boy who grew and preached and ded on the cross whjch would shne down through the ages Hs lfe should be ours to lve over agan We are born to go through lfe, to de and be reborn nto another about whch we know lttle, but the exstence of whch we chersh Chrstmas should make us see ths stll more clearly The felds and trees are dead, to be reborn agan more beautful than before; a lesson of Nature we would do well to learn n the clear frosty nght the stars shne down on ths dead world a symbol of a gven prom- MEN AND BTS Boots jro on feet So do men Hoots have soles So do men Boots sometmes get tght So do men A Hoot wll shne f polshed So do men Some Boots have red tops So do some men Some Boots loose ther soles So do some men Some Boots are mtaton calf So are some men Some Boots ean't stand water Nether can some men When a boot s soaked t s a hard case So s a man A boot when old gets wrnkled and hard So does a «man A boot when well heeled always feels comfortable So does a man ALL WRK GUARANTEED J A SBRNE, Agent Room 30 RCHARDSN'S SHE SERVCE STAMPER BLDU NEW CATS VELURS SUEDENES, BLVAS, CHECKS, PLADS AND TWEEDS Wonderful styles beautfully made, fully lned wth plan and fancy lnngs, fashonably trmmed; large fud shawl collars and cuffs < lors Blue, tan, brown, wne, navy and, black; also sports materals ",Z ', $880 FELT HATS 98c Values to exclam over Felt Hats, au new, all smart Small, medum and large head szes Hats for Mss or Matron Plenty of black and all fashonable colors SLK DRESSES NLY $444 NEW FALL CLRS Chlantl Red, Wne, Arban, Rust, Gold, Marron, Glace, Englsh Green, Cashed Nat, Black, Turquose, Coral Sands,, Rose Sands, Begona, Chne Mauve, Flagshp, rs, Putuns, Mahogany, Brazl Brown, Salor Blue, Tomato, Chnese Red, Mocha MAN STREET 2ND ST ENTRANCE " e are the lght of the world T*» cty set on a hll cannot be hd" We are each the nucleus of a sphere of nfluence ^Jhrstmas should show us the drecton n whch that nfluence should be exercsed; should arouse n each of use the desre to be "stars n the East" o TW TREES Elzabeth R Flnley A lttle tree, short but self-satsfed, Glanced toward the ground, then tossed ts head and cred: m "Behold, how tall am How far the dusty earth!" And boastng thus, t swayed n scornful mrth The tallest pne tree n the forest rased ts head toward heaven, and sghed the whle t gazed: "Alas, how small am, and the great skes how far! What years of space twxt me and yonder star!" MRAL ur heght depends on what we measure by f up from earth or downward from the sky L E LANE JEWELER GFTS THAT LAST Elgn Strap Watches $700 to $5500 Blue Brd Pearls ^_ $500 to $2500 Tolet Sets $500 to $6000 XMAS SHPPNG S N You wll want to remember your frends wth practcal gfts of real merchandse A FEW SUGGESTNS: GVE HER Hosery, House Slppers and Ftted Cases GVE HM Manhattan Shrts, Stetson Hats, Belts and Buckles; House Slppers and Mufflers; Handkerchefs and Pajamas, Neckwear RCE and ARNLD Great Messenger off Chrstmas Savngs THE EVENT F THE YEAR HERALDNG YULE DE! T PEN AT 9 'CLCK FRDAY MRNNG, DEC 20TH Read Every ter, You'll Fnd Some Mghty Bg Bargans! DRESSES ver 75 new styles Hundreds to select from Satn, Flat Crepes, Canton Crepes, Velvets and Crepe Combnatons 4>jyy New Shades Wnt blue, tan, Brown, navy and black- Tucks, drapes, pleats, jabots, new sleeve necklne, hemlne and wast J treatments; every new feature s presented n ths showng SZES 4 T 46 SLK FRCKS $798 Szes for Women and Msses Maker's surplus stock of slk dresses that were produced to sell at wholesale at more than we offer them for at retal The savngs are bg! The dresses are new and smart! The materals are such as are used only n hgher-prced dresses! Come you'll fnd values and styles to delght you THE MATERALS Satn, Crepe de Chne, Canton Crepe, Georgette, Embrodend Crepe, Dull Crepe wth Velvet DRESSES :- $500 For mmedate wear and smart to slp beneath the new Wnter coat are these frocks Styled for busness, shoppng and afternoon occasons Laces, rbbons, jeweled ornaments deftly trm them MATERALS Canton Crepes, Satns Georgettes, Prnted Velvets, Jersey, Flannel SZES Msses' 4, 6, 8 Women's 38 to 48 DSTNCTVE STYLES N FRCKS $395 Fashon's favortes, developed n all the much-wanted satns, Crepes, Chffons, velvet and velvet and crepe combnatons Featurng uneven skrt lnes Georgeous Autumn colors and combnatons ALL SZES 4 T 40 SMART FELT HATS VALUES T $48 M Felts, Satns, Velvets, Combnatons, Showng the new color combnatons; new crowns; new novelty trmmngs; styles for every woman, Mss or Matron All head szes PRTED NVELTJ SPRT FABRCS TYPE FUR-TRMMED WNTER CATS Every day durng ths great Sale you're sure to fnd at Coat Headquarters CAT VALUES unequaled anywhere at the sale prce RAYSA, CHNCHLLA, VELVA-SUEDE, KRMA, TWLL, BRADCLTH»nd M- PRTED NVELTY SPRT FABRCS Every garment s STYLED RGHT coped from expensve garments Featurng straght-lnes, flares, Paqun, crushed, notched and bolster collars, deep cuffs, tuxedo fronts, etc, trmmed wth Araban Lynx, Caracul possum, Conley and other fne furs AU colors too! Ste* for Women Msses and Large Women $2450 THE PREPARATNS F ELZABETH ARDEN the scentfc Venetan Tolet Preparatons whch are a part of the Arden Treatments these should form the bass of your care of the skn at home A lttle Selt Treatment each mornng and nght, followng: the method of Elzabeth Arden, wll soon create for you a clear fne skn Venetan Cleansng Cream $ $2 3 $6 Venetan Ardena Skn Tonc 85c $2 $375 Venetan range Skn Food S tt-75 $275 $425 Venetan Velva Cream $ $? $3 $6 Venetan Muscle l S2-50 $4 Ven'lU' Specal Astrngent (225 $4 Venetan Pore Cream $ $250 Venetan Ant-Wrnkle Cream $2 $350 Elzabeth Arden's Venetan Tolet Preparatons The Season's Newest HATS NEW ADVANCE STYLES MPRTED FELT HATS Gold and Slver Trmmed Each one an artsts jewel Desgned for the partcular customer $500 XMAS EVENNG AND PARTY DRESSES CHCE $548 AND $998 FASHN WTH VALUE AT EVERY TURN! RCHMND'S LWEST PRCE FR SUCH AN EVENT SLK UNDERTHLNGS Rayon Crepe de Chne, Jersey What s more acceptable than danty undes? Here are some real hard to beat valut SLK JERSEY **<> BLMERS CREPE DE CHNE S'EP-NS SLK JERSEY GWNS CREPE DE CHNE DANCE SETS 98' $69 $49 $98 NEW FALL HATS $83 New Felts, New Velvets, New Satns, New Matallcs All Head Szes A most spectacular offer of hgher prced hats The season's smartest styles and colors n a marvelous selecton for Msses and Matrons NEW FELT HATS Specally purchased am specally marked for sale, at the low prce of $295 Charmng; new hats of hgh-grade felt, many trmmed wth metallc embrodery n close-fttng brm loss, off the fare and other lovely new styles Colors of Rose, Powder Blue, Mother Goose, Auu»n<» Green and other new shades F»ushln*s Fashon Shop RCHMND, KY 4