Eastern Progress - 29 Nov 1933

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2 !.null»s'f^.fsu6ugs I v " -. '- :^^7 S THE EASTERN PRGRESS Student Publcaton Eastern Kentucky State Teackers College ' Volume 12 RICHMND, KENTUCKY WEDNESDAY, NVEMBER 29, 1933 Number 4 STATE Y CNFERENCE PENS FRIDAY / K. I. P. A. T CNVENE AT GERGETWN College Journalsts Wll Gather Ths Week In 13th. Sem- Annual Meetng PRGRESS IS MEMBER Covenlng ths fall as guests of Georgetown College and the Georgetonlon, delegates to the thrteenth tern-annual meetng of the Kentucky Intercollegate Press Assocaton wll gather Frday and Saturday, December 1, and 2. In the Scott county capttol, accordng! to Informaton receved here ths weak. Dr. T. W. Raney, promnent journalst on the staff of the Lexngton Leader, s scheduled as the prncple after dnner speaker for the banquet Frday nght. Saturday mornng, precedng the busness sesson of the assocaton, Mr. Vctor R. Portmann, professor of Journalsm at the Unversty of Kentucky, wll address the delegates on "Typography." - As an added feature to ths fall's conventon, the frst awards n the recently organzed K. I. P. A. feature contest wll be made. Awards wll be made for the best feature story, the best news story, and the best sports story submtted by a member paper from ts fles for the semester. A gold key wll be the prze to each of the three wnners. The contest was created at the sprng meetng of the assocaton at Centre College, Danvlle, ard It was decded there that It should be operated durng both semesters of the regular school year, awards beng made at both the fall and sprng conventons. The feature contest n the sprng wll be Incdental to the contest for the bestall-around newspaper publshed wthn the assocaton, comprsng the annual award of the Lexngton Leader cup. penng at 2:30 o'clock Frday afternoon, ths fall's conventon wll be Intated by the usual round-table dscusson n whch delegates from the varous member papers wll take part. The scheduled program lor ths dscusson, as released by Wllam Rsen, edtor of the Georgetonan, s as follows: "Purpose of the K. I. P. A.," Wesley E. Carter, presdent of the assocaton and edtor of the Kentucky Kernel; "Athletc News n the College Newspaper," Centre College Cento; "Socal News n the College Newspaper," Morehead Eagle; "Advertsng," Eastern Progress; "Staff rganzaton," Murray College News; "Specal Artcles Features, Columns, etc," Transylvana Crmson Rambler; "Influence of the College Newspaper," Georgetonan, Georgetown College; and* "Who Shall Determne the Polces of the College Newspaper," College Heghts Herald, Western Teachers College. Followng the round-table (dscusson the presdent, Mr. Carter wll make the appontments of the necessary commttees whch wll report at the Saturday busness sesson. Although there has been no report released as to the number of delegates expected at the conventon, there are eght member schools wth ther respectve papers enrclled In the K. I. P. A. 5Jhey are Centre College, Hastern Teachers College, Georgetown College, Morehead Teachers College, Transylvana Unversty, Unversty of Kentucky, Murray Teachers College, and Western Teachers College. ffcers of the K. I. P. A. elected at the meetng In Danvlle last sprng are the followng: Wesley E. Carter, presdent, edtor of the Kentucky Kernel; Albert W. Crumbaugh, vce-presdent, edtor of the Eastern Progress; Wesley Carty, secretary, edtor of the Centre College Cento, and Wallace Rogers, treasurer, edtor of the Murray College News. EXCHANGE CLUB T * PRESENT PLAY HERE Thru an agreement wth the Rchmond Exchange Club, the Student Loan Commttee of Eastern wll handle student tckets for the muscal comedy, "Up n the Ar," whch wll Be staged Frday evenng, Dec. 8, on the stage of Hram Brock audtorum. "Up n the Ar" s a fast movng muscal producton, contanng a cast of 175 local people. Mss Mary Pat Robnson, professonal conductor for the J. B. Rogers Company, wll drect the show. Mr. Edward Wayman s the general charman for the play. It s reported that student tckets wll seu at 25 cents as a general admsson wth ten cents extra for reserved seats. It s reported that the loan fund wll receve 10 per cent n beneft for the part played by the students n helpng to sponsor the producton.» - HEARD AT EASTERN Mme. Agreneva Slavansky and her Russan Chorus appeared at Eastern Teachers College Frday of last week at 7:30 p. m. n the frst fne arts program of the season. The chorus, n addton to sngng a remarkable program of choral selectons rangng from the classcal to lght and humorous folk songs, presented Russan and Gypsy dances. Solosts added to the lustre of the vocal program and a balalaka orchestra accompaned the sngers. WRLD PEACE CHAPEL THEME Addressee on Internatonal Relatons Gven At Eastern Assembly WRLD AFFAIRS CLUB A program on nternatonal relatonshps and world peace was gven at the Eastern Teachers College assembly hour Monday of last week by the World Affars Club of the college. Internatonal problems and polces of three great European natons were dscussed by members of the club. Mss Bonne Tussey, Bond, Ky., spoke on Germany; Taylor Whte, Rchmond, on France; and Sam Beckley, Shelbyvlle, on Russa. "An Appeal for Peace" was the subject of an address gven b> Chester Spears, Mddleburg. Robert Martn, Rchmond, presded. War as an mmedate problem was a theme emphaszed by the speakers. Germany, under the leadershp of Htler, s movng rapdly toward war, Mss Tussey stated. France s heavly armed, sad Mr. Whte, and s ncreasng her fortfcatons though her desre s for securty. Mr. Beckley declared that Russa has the largest army In the world and that the neghborng natons of Japan and Germany are nterested n the acquston of terrtory. War was condemned by Mr. Spears as futle and horrble. He classed t wth famne and pestlence and other major dseases. "Who wants war?" he asked. "It t the man who s forced to go to the front and fght and even gve hs lfe for a cause that may be questonable? The only people who want war are those who gan glory or proft from t." The recognton of Russa by the Unted States was an Important step In producng more frendly re' latons between the two natons, Mr. Beckley declared. Ther atttudes toward world problems have been much the same n the' past, hp stated. "We must prepare the world for peace as Russa has prepared her people for communsm," sad Mr. Beckley. "The whole pf the French polcy snce ' 1919 has been for* securty," asserted Mr. Whte. "Today France Is the leadng naton on the contnent poltcally and economcally, yet she feels unsafe." Germany's two major problems are France and the Jews, declared Mss Tussey. The future of the 600,000 Jews n Germany s not hopeful, she sad, descrbng the country as beng completely "Htlerzed." ne of the frst words the chldren n school learn to say s Htler, accordng to Mss Tussey. "Every movement and every bt of tranng n Germany s toward war," she sad. CATES RURAL LIFE CLUB HLDS MEETING Wth an educatonal program the Coates Rural Lfe Club held Its second regular meetng snce ts recent reorganzaton, Monday, Nov. 30. Mss Mary Burrter, department of home economcs, spoke on "The Importance of a Hot Lunch," after whch Lloyd Swtser, frst vcepresdent of the club, gave a readng. When the club met to organze on Monday, ct. 30, W. J. Satlerwhte was chosen presdent; Lloyd Swtaer, frst vce presdent; Mrs. Josephne Sngleton, second vbe presdent; Mss Gay Wllams,.secretary-treasurer. EASTERN WILL CNTEST FR STATE HNRS In Intercollegate ratory Contest n Educatonal Needs PRELIMINARIES MNDAY That Eastern wll send a representatve to the state ntercollegate oratorcal contest on "Kentucky's Educatonal Status and Needs," whch s to be sponsored by the K. E. A. and department of extenson at the Unversty of Kentucky, and whch wll be held January 19, on the campus of the unversty n Lexngton, was made certan today by a report concernng the olrunaton contests that are startng here Monday. At the regular class meetngs Monday, the respectve classes wll.'elect a representatve for competton n the campus contest for December 18. The wnner of the campus contest wll then be desgnated offcal representatve of the college for the ntercollegate match. The state wnner wll receve a.- um of money. Smaller sums wll be awarded to the two nearest compettors. Eastern's representatve wll be awarded a gold medal by the Board of Regents, and each class wnner wll receve a bronze medal To place the needs of Kentucky's publc schools before the ctlsans of the state that somethng may be done to better the educatonal system has been reported to be the object of the oratorcal contest. Class contestants are the followng: Senor class Stephen Keth, Dan Conley, Sara Whte, Harold Prm, and Mary Vrgna Lane; junor class Mary Ann Patton, Sam Beckley, Be Hume, and Clarence Maggatd; sophomore class Donald Mchelson, Wllam Fleck, Dorothy Crews, Harvey Chenault, and Robert Ten-Ill. Contestants lor the freshmen were not reported. DEATH CLAIMS MRS. CATES Wdow of Former Presdent of Eastern Succumbs from Heart Alment ILL SEVERAL WEEKS Mrs. Dellah Myers Coates. 61 years old, wdow of the late Thomas Jackson Coates, presdent of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College, ded last Wednesday nght at sx o'clock at Burnam Hall on the Eastern campus from a long llness of a heart alment. Mrs. Coates had been n a serous condton for several weeks and death was not unexpected, although she had ralled several tmes from the dsorder whch fnally proved fatal. Mrs. Coates was a natve of Greenvlle, Ky., aud was marred on ctober 11, Survvng are four sons, D. Myers Coates, of klahoma; Aaron T. Coates, of Lousvlle; Thomas Henry Coates, member of the faculty of Morehead Teachers College, and J. Dorland Coates, member of the faculty of Eastern; four daughters, Mrs. Stuart Brabrant, of Elkton, Ky.; Mrs. Thomas Walsh, of New York Cty; Mrs. B. C. Been, of Whltesburg, Ky., and Mrs. L. B. Wesenburgh, of Gulfport Mss., and two brothers, Henry Myers, of Lousvlle, and Davd Myers, of Kansas. Mrs. Coates was a member of the Frst Presbyteran church of Rchmond. o Alpha Zetas To Debate on Tests Resolved that the essay type test Is superor to the objectve test for examnatons n a teachers college wll be the subject of a debate to be held at the next regular meetng of Alpha Zota Kappa, publc-speakng organzaton, accordng to a decson passed n a meetng Tuesday, November 21, n room 33 of the admnstraton buldng. ther actons taken by the club n the Tuesday meetng had to do wth the appontng of a program commttee by the presdent, Taylor Whte, and the appontng of a socal commttee to consder a party whch wll be gven at a later date n the club room of Burnam hall. Robert Kclsey was named charman cf the program commttee,, whle Donald Mchelson, as a lone member, was nstructed to nvestgate the arrangement of a date for the party. The program commttee, n gvng ts report to the organzaton, suggested the debate over the two types cf college examnatons. The date ret for the next regular meetng of the club s at 4 o'clock Frday, Novembtr-*fc ' T DEATH TAKES R. E. TURLEY IN LUISVILLE Presdent of State Bank, Cvc Leader, Succumbs to Heart Attack At Norton Infrmary TREASURER F EASTERN Robert Edgar Turley, 70 years old, presdent and casher of the State Bank and Trust Company, ded from a heart attack Monday mornng shortly after 9 o'clock at the Norton Infrmary n Lousvlle. Mr. Turley suffered a heart attack on March 31, 1933, and was confned to hs room for several weeks. He fnally recovered suffcently to return to hs dutes at the bank. n November 12, whle vstng n Lpusvllle, he became 111 but hs condton was not consdered crtcal untl last nght when he suffered another heart attack. A natve of Madson county, a son of the late Green B. and Elsabeth Davdson Turley, Mr. Turley was graduated from Central Unversty here at the age of 30 and was Immedately employed by the then Second Natonal Bank, whch later became the State Bank and Trust Company. After servng for many years as casher of the State Bank and Trust Company, on January 16, 1931, he was elected presdent of the Insttuton, succeedng Harry B. Hanger, Jr., who at that tme was serously ll. He contnued to retan the poston of casher of the bank. Mr. Turley s survved by hs wdow, Mrs. Dela Spears Turley; a daughter, Mrs. Luden Burnam, of Lousvlle; two sons, Major Robert Edgar Turley, Jr., U. 8. A., who at present s statoned n the Panama Canal Zone, and Spears Turley, of Mam, Florda; two ssters, Mrs. C. F. Hggns and Mrs. 8. P. Deathe age, of Rchmond; a half-sster, Mrs. Robert Bruce, of Rchmond, and a half-brother, John W. Turley, of Taylorsvlle, Ky. He was a half-brother of the late W. B. Turley, Madson county clerk, who ded several months ago. Also survvng are two granddaughters, Mary Jane Turley, of Panama, and Ann Lews Turley, of Mam. Always actve n the cvc lfe of Rchmond, Mr. Turley was a member of many organzatons. He was a member of the Rchmond Water Works Commsson, a charter member of the Rchmond Rotary Club, a member of and for 40 years an elder n the Frst Chrstan church and charman of the offcal board of the church, former member of the board of regents of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College, and at the tme of hs death treasurer of the college. He was a member of the Masonc order and of the Elks lodge. -o- WRLD STUDY MEMBERS G T LUISVILLE Attend ho Valley Conference of Internatonal. Relatons Clubs WILL NAME FFICER The Foregn Affars Club of Eastem was gven the prvlege of namng the honorary vce presdent of the ho Valley Conference of Intentonal Relatons Clubs, to be held next year at Mam Unversty, xford, ho, at the concluson of ths year's oonventon held n Lousvlle Nov. 23, 24 and 25, under auspces of the Unversty of Lousvlle and the Lousvlle Normal School. The prncpal speaker at the Lousvlle conference was Sr Herbert Ames, who made four addresses durng the meetng under the captons: "How and to What Extent May the Treaty of Versalles be Revsed"; "How Germany Entered and Why Germany s Leavng the League of Natons"; "The Problem of the Polsh Corrdor" and a response gven Frday evenng at a dnner n the Brown hotel. f the 33 organzatons that belong to the ho Valley Conference of Interntonal Relatons Clubs, ncludng branches n ho, Kentucky and West Vrgna, only 13 sent representatves to the Lousvlle conference. Notables present durng the conference ncluded Sr Herbert Ames, Cale Young Rce, Mss Amy Hemngway Jones, executve secretary of Internatonal' Relatons Clubs. The delegates who went from Eastern reported the conference a success, and especally commended Sr Herbert Ames' address on "The Problems of the Polsh Corrdor." A further tem on the program of the Eastern Foregn Affars Club s an address to be made by John Y. Brown, promnent young Kentucky congressman, Wednesday, December 6, n theu nverslty buldng audtorum at 4:00 p. m. PASSES AWAY R E. Turley, above, presdent of the State Bank and Trust Company and Rchmond cvc leader, and treasurer of Eastern, ded Monday mornng at the Norton Infrmary n Lousvlle. CLUB HEARS DR. DNVAN Report of the Kentucky Educaton Commsson U Subject of Address FINDINGS ARE CITED LEXINGTN, Ky., Nov. 25. The report of the Kentucky Educaton Commsson whch wll be presented to the comng legslature s the "chart for the future whch the commonwealth must follow f ts ctzens hope to have better government, better busness and an allaround greater future for the state," declared Dr. H. L. Donovan, presdent of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College, of Rchmond, In an address on "The Future of Educaton n Kentucky," delvered at the regular weekly luncheon meetng of the Lexngton ptmst Club yesterday at the Lafayette hotel. "Kentucky has been held back by a nggardly polcy toward the educaton of youth," Dr. Donovan sad, assertng that "Kentucky has never been genunely Interested as a commonwealth n publc schools." Ctng the educatonal hstory of the state as proof of hs statement Dr. Donovan ponted out- that although Kentucky was admtted to the unon n 1792, t was 1850 before the state had a free publc school system, 1878 before an nsttuton of hgher learnng was establshed by the state, and 106 years passed before t establshed a teachers' tranng school. He ponted out that the state of Indana establshed publc schools and a unversty concdent wth ts admsson to the unon. The survey and report Just completed by the Kentucky Educaton commsson, created by the 1932 legslature at the Insstence of Prof. James H. Rchmond, state superntendent of publc nstructon, contans 10 basc recommendatons, nne of whch wll not cost the state money, but whch wll tend to save money, Dr. Donovan sad, declarng that ''there has never been wrtten n Amerca by any body engaged n a study of publc educaton a more profound document than ths report of the commsson." Sketchng some of the recommendatons brefly, Dr. Donovan sad that the report called for the slmplcaton of the school laws of the state, now so complex and contradctory that they baffle attorneys and the courts, and the elmnaton of small school dstrcts. The speaker ponted out that there are 17 hgh schools n Graves county, whle the neghborng county of McCracken, wth a smlar number of hgh school pupls, has two consoldated hgh schools. "The greatest need of educaton n Kentucky s not for more money, great though that s, but a dfferent cvc conscousness on the part of the people to do away wth nepotsm and brbery," the speaker asserted, descrbng as a "perncous, vcous system" the sub-dstrct trustee arrangement, under whch, he sad, school teachers sometmes had to pay trbute or brbe the trustees to obtan and hold ther postons. He declared that there were 79 sub-dstrcts n one county alone, and declared that In effect that county had 79 county boards of educaton.! WATSN IS PEP CLUB LEADER Mss Ruby Watson, - Lexngton, was chosen presdent of the Eastern Pep club at a called meetng recently n room 17 of Roark buld lng. Chosen wth her as other offcers of the club were Joyce Gregory, Frankfort, vce presdent; Evelyn smos, Mlddlesboro, secretary; and Mnor Clark, Waddy, treasurer. Dr. Harret V. Krck s faculty sponsor of the ctafc 100 STUDENTS EXPECTED T BE PRESENT 50 Faculty Members Wll Accompany Delegates From 13 Colleges /. LCAL CLUBS HSTS Fnal preparatons were beng maae toaay lor the state faculty and student conference of the Y. M. U. A. whch opens here Frday and contnues thru Sunday, wth tnel o- cal orders of botn tne Y. M. and *\ W. C. A. cooperatng lor the entertanment of delegates from thrteen ventucay coueges. ne prncpal tneme for dscusson at the conference wll be "A New Deal for Chrstanty." It s expected that about 100 college students rom tne followng colleges wll be n attendance aunng the three-day meet: Unversty of Kentucky, Moreead, Unon, Plkevle Junor co.ege, Transylvana, Sue Bennett, Kentucky Weseyan, Centre, Berea, Cumberland, Western, Murray, and the Unversty of Lousvlle. Flty faculty members from tnesc colleges are expected to attend. Workng wth Eastern's Y.M.CA., n maxng trus conventon a success are the Y. W. C. A. and the local churches. Frday afternoon, n the admnstraton buldng, there. wll be a meetng of the student cabnet, followed by servces n the Frst Chrstan church. Followng ths wll come a fellowshp dnner and organzaton meetng wth Sam Beckley, presdent of tho local club, presdng. At, ths meetng the Rev. George 'Bryan, chapln of St. Joseph's hosptal, Lexngton, wll make an address under the ttle of "The New Deal for Chrstanty." Saturday mornng n the Unversty buldng chapel, a devotonal and song servce wll be gven by Centre College, followed by dscusson groups. These groups wll talk about "A new deal for Chrstanty en the campus," led by Robert M. Bshop, Y. M. secretary at the Unversty of Cncnnat; "A new deal for Chrstanty m personal lfe," led by ur. Hampton Adams, pastor of tne Frst Chrstan church, Frankfort; "A new deal for Chrstanty n relaton to others," led by Dr. J. W. Hatcher, professor at Berea College. Followng the early mornng dscusson, Berea College wll present a song servce after whch Dr. H. L. Donovan wll speak on the subject of "The College Student n the New Deal," and Hon. Frederck A. Wals, Pans, charman of the state recovery board, wll speak on "Chrstanty and the NRA." A student luncheon wll then be gven n the Frst Presbyteran church, whle a faculty luncheon and conference are beng held n the Recreaton room of Burnam hall, at whch the host wll be Dr. J. D. Farrs of Eastern, and the speakers Dr. Robert W. Mles, pastor Frst Presbyteran church, Lexngton, and Bart N. Peak, Y. M. secretary at the Unversty of Kentucky. Saturday afternoon, n the Unversty buldng chapel, Berea College wll present a devotonal and song servce, followed by a conference sesson en matters of nterest, led by Mr. Francs Shouse, presdent student Y. M. at Berea. Later the dscusson groups wll contnue ther work of the mornng. The Y. W. C. A. wll hold a recepton In Burnam hall at 4 o'clock. Saturday evenng, followng devotonal servce n the Frst Presbyteran church. Dr. Robert W. Mles wll make an address. Sunday mornng n the Unversty buldng chapel, Bart N. Peak wll lead a conference sesson, after whch all vstors may attend Sunday school of ther choce. At 11 o'clock Dr. Charles J. Turck, presdent! of Centre College, wll address the publc at the Frst Chrstan church. HUMMEL AT PHYSICS MEETING Dr. A. D. Hummell, head of the department of physcs at Eastern, wll attend" the meetng of the Amercan Physcal Assocaton December 1, and 2, n Cncnnat. Whle at the conventon. Dr. Hummell wll be guest at a luncheon for teachers of physcs. Dance Date Changed Accordng to an announcement made today by Rchard Evans, offcal of the college band,, the band's annual Thanksgvng dance, whch was scheduled for tonght, wll be gven Saturday nght nstead. The change of date waa made because of the death of Mr. B. E. Turley. Hoars for the dance wll be from eght untl twelve o'clock, and the dance wll be held n the small gymnasum of Weaver Health buldng, wth musc by Bernard Davdson and hs Rhythm Ramblers. ^\

3 h PAGE TW ^e EASTERN PRGRESS WEDNESDAY, NVEMBER 29, 1933 y <Ghe Eastern Progress Kentucky State Teachers College, Rchmond, Ky. Kentucky Intercollegate Assocaton Entered as second-class mall matter at the Rchmond PosterfIce EDITRIAL STAFF Albert crumbaugh Edltor-ln-Chlef Mary Elston Assocate Edtor Luclle Derrck Alumn Edtor Dean W. Rumbold Faculty Sponsor ADVERTISING STAFF Lloyd Dykes...Manager Naom Green Solctor j. j. Hamlton Solctor CIRCULATIN STAFF Donald Mchelson Manager Estelle Heller Exchange Edtor REPRTRIAL STAF Scott sborne Chrstne Compton Mnor Clark Mary Ann Patton George Reynolds Bess Walker Rchard GreeawfU - Louse Rowlette Bob Mavty Blanche Wmble Gene Wllamson Vvan McClure Joe Hennessey Irona Ashley Howard Stamper Ruby Watson Alma Sams Maynard Bodle Progress Platform The creaton of a professonal sprt among students of educaton. An actve Alumn Assocaton. Student partcpaton n government. Encouragement of lntra-mural athletcs. Thanksgvng In these tmes of reverses of almost every order t s hard for us to realze that we have anythng for whch we should be thankful. The Idea that behnd each dark cloud the sun stll shnes seems to have been repudated along wth many other dealstc standards. Behnd each new and promsng venture there seems to hang a curtan of gloom. Even the noblest aspratons n lfe seem to be blocked by lfe's realtes. War wth all of ts terrorzng aspects seems to be brewng agan across the waters. The movements whch have been establshed for world peace seem to be wltng under the resgnaton of support by some of the world's leadng natons. Doubt surrounds the world. Fear s ganng foothold. A new confdence n thngs whch we thought had come to the relef of our socal and economc headaches seems to be facng destructon, and once more we seem to be nundatng ourselves nto a sea of blackness. The remanng substrata, upon whch we found fath and hope for the bolsterng of our structure, seems to be faulty and easly fractured. Less than an ordnary dsturbance mght shatter t. Nothng seems certan We are afrad that gapng loles of msery wll reopen and brng to us an mpendng crash worse than that whch we havo so recently suffered. Then, for what are we to be thankful? Thanksgvng approaches. It s a day on, whch we should be able to select a few thngs for whch we may turn to our God n grattude a day wheren hope may be restored and we may be able to see the true lght of Thanksgvng. The chef thng for whch we can be thankful s not exactly concrete In ts scope, but can be made so thru ts applcaton. And that thng Is none other than our power to experment. We stll have t, and we should be thankful for t. Dscussng the wsdom of exper- mentaton edtorally, the Amercan bserver sad recently that now and then one hears an expresson of alarm because the Roosevelt admnstraton s expermentng n the formulaton of ts polces. The bserver contnued to say that the presdent and hs advsors admt ths. When the tremendously mportant agrcultural act was passed, t was called an experment. The presdent dd not know how t would work, the bserver clamed. Nether dd anyone else. The sponsors of the act hoped t would suc- ced, but they could not be certan. Ths leads to the queston as to the wsdom of expermentaton In a tme lke ths. Would t not be better to wat untl we have remedes that wll certanly succeed? the publcaton asks. Wt a twofold answer, the bserver explans that, n the frst place, we cannot be sure of what wll happen If we wat. The second part os the answer s that we never fnd remedes of whch we can be certan.... "The statesmen who led the natons of the world nto wa surely dd not forsee all the consequences," the paper declared. And t went on to say, "Nether dd the post-war statesmen forsee the consequences of the acton whch they took about debts and reparatons and tarff walls." And durng the depresson, the bserver reflected, we have seen statesmen n all countres announcng polces wth confdence and later we have seen that confdence gve way to confuson. "Progress," t reterates, "wll be made more rapdly n the poltcal world when we learn to accept socal expermentaton as we accept expermentaton n the physcal scences."... f course the people wll have to be careful whom they select to do ther expermentng, the bserver warned. Furthermore, t sad, they must take precautons to have as few famxres as possble. "The wsest leaders' who are avalable' Should be seclected," the perodcal challenged. And the best assurance we can have that our leaders wll be wse s to be found n the broadest and most comprehensve cvc tranng whch can be obtaned. But, however wsely our leaders may be chosen, we must recognze the fact that they are not supermen.... We should be on guard aganst the leader who proclams hs polces wth the confdence and fnalty of a Moses thunderng from Sna." The Football Tradegy That Eastern should have lost Its last game of the present football season to the Unversty of Lousvlle, a team whch boasted ts frst vctory n ts past twenty-three encounters, was hardly short of a tragedy. The loss resulted n Eastern's closng what started out to be on excellent season wth a percentage of.333, by vrtue of the homecomng defeat dealt earler by the Transylvana Poneers, another conference toe. It s regrettable ndeed that the only vctory of the year was the one over Morehead, whch meant noth- ng as far as conference ratng was concerned, but whch meant, much from the standpont of the vctory tself. In the opnon of some. It s regrettable that the frst three games of the season resulted n hopless deadlocks.- ' * Such an Ill-fated season may brng to the Maroons no end of crtcsm. Many fans regarded the Lousvlle epsode as humlatng. Some have gone so far as tostate that Eastern has lost hopes of ever havng an outstandng football team, after the way n whch ths year's team faled to accomplsh what It proposed to accomplsh at the begnnng of the season. However, we have supported the team thruout the present season, and we shall contnue to support t after the close of the season by sayng that It has gven Eastern several demonstratons of football. It has put up a hard fght thruout the season. Educaton and bookkeepng If we may refer agan to the address made here by Superntendent Wlls A. Sutton, we should lke to say that we were partcularly attracted to the dea ast expressed by hm n hs Introductory remarks that we are gong to educate people after whle and stop keepng books. Untl a more satsfactory system s devsed our present gradng system probably wll reman as an Integral part of our educaton. We shall contnue to rate ntellgence and educatonal accomplshment by means of the "A, B. CV - r - However, t s to be realzed that no gradng system Is vald wthn tself. No numercal or alphabetcal ratng s an accurate measure of ed- ucatonal attanment. No two nstructors ever grade alke. Educatonal studes have shown these to be true facts. ver a thousand case studes, not lterally speakng, t has been shown that] a thousand dfferent nstructors grade n almost k thousand dfferent ways. Why, then, would t not be practcal, whle we are takng strdes n educaton for the mprovement of the exstng crdcr, to ntroduce a system n whch grades at least mght be n the mnorty, whle the processes of learnng mght be n the majorty? Surely grades alone cannot be determnates of msfts. Actually we wonder f, n a country stressng a broad educaton such as that whch s stressed n the Unted States, there are any msfts. Educaton of the masses wll mean that we must educate and not keep book.-. In mass educaton there can be few f any msfts. Lkewse, there can ba lttle f any measurement of that educaton by degrees of a gradng scale.. Surely there are educators today who, n the course cf tme, wll brng to us somethng better than our present system of measurement. If there are net such educators today there are wthn our colleges" and unverstes today asprants n the feld of educaton who wll eventually promulgate new deas whch, when properly ncorporated, wll gve us a saner method of educatonal Judgment. If we are to accept Dr. Dewey's defnton of educaton as "Lfe," then we must make educaton just that and not somethng whch s known by the marks of a three-pont standng or an "A" ratng. -- IVelcome, Y Delegates Accordng to reports from the local organzaton, ths week-end the college wll have the pleasure of wel- comng to the campus the delegates to the annual Student Y. M. C. A. Conference, whch wll comprse about 100 representatves from the varous organzatons of the Kentucky colleges. In addton to the student delegates thero wll be\>resent a number of emnent faculty members and several college presdents who wll appear on the program durng the conventon. Eastern s lucky n havng ths grcup of people assemble en ts campus for a conference. It should be composed of the state's most outstandng young people whose whole dea n lfe s servce to humanty. Heretofore we have hestated to commend the work beng accomplshed by the Y. M. C. A. n the colleges and unverstes of the state, but we agree that n purpose t s a noble work. Crtcsm both vald and nvald has been hurled at the Y. M. C. A. organzaton as a whole. Impersonally, we deem t an honor to assst n whatever way we are able t* make the delegates to the Y. M. C. A. conference here conscous of the true cordalty of Eastern. Barbed-Wre Agan? Prom the looks of the path that has appeared recently, leadng from the drveway n the back of Roark buldng across the ravne to Sullvan hall and the cafetera n Burnah hall, we beleve that the admnstraton s gong to be forced to reconstruct those objectonable barbed-wre entanglements. It s hard to Judge Just what s the worse eyesore of the two, the path across the ravne or the long strands of barbed-wre whch are strung to prevent students from makng the path. The fght aganst makng paths across the campus and the fght aganst barbed-wre fences are age-old struggles at Eastern. Somehow t seems that students wll learn thru no other manner than coercon that one after the other walkng In a path across the campus wll nevtably kll the grass and leave an ugly rbbon of bare earth whch grates upon the aes- thetc sense of the person tryng to enjoy the beauty of the campus. Coercon n the form of barbed-wre barrcades evdently s the only remedy for makng students ether follow the sdewalks or stop walkng n each other's footsteps across the ravne. Heren we urge that you ether refran from walkng n the already termed path across the ravne, you must take a short-cut, or that ycu please gve the sdewalks ano drveways a lttle usage, thus savng the nsttuton the trouble of havng to re-erect repulsve looklna fences. Perhaps you feel that because t belongs to tne state the campus s your property. In a large measure It s. But that s no reason why t doesn't behoove you to take prde enough n t to keep t always at ts best. That s no reason why you should allcw the ravne to look lke an ll-kept rver bank. It s your duty as a ctzen of the state of Kentucky to respect and protect the enhancve beauty cf the state's property. NE TEACHER IN EVERY FUR RECEIVES ANNUAL WAGES BELW FACTRY HELP'S PAY f the entre publc school teachng force of the naton, at least one n four s recevng annual wages below the mnmum provded for factory hands under the blanket code establshed by the NRA, accordng the conclusons drawn n a study made recently by the Jont Commsson on the Emergency n Educaton, a subsdary organzaton of the N. E. A. The commsson reported that there are approxmately 860,000 teachers, prncpals and supervsors n the publc schools of the Unted States, of whom some 450,- 000 are n rural areas. Ths, clamed the commsson, means that n ths school year approxmately one half of the rural teachers n the naton are recevng an annual salary of less than $750. and one n every fve s recevng less than $450. The fgures as lsted by the commsson show that there s a total of 209,573 teachers recevng less than $750 a year, and a total of 84,000 teachers recevng less than $450 a year. Accordng to the report on the work of the commsson whch appeared In the Amercan bserver for November 15, nqures were sent to 3,520 county school superntendents or equvalent rural or state school offcers. These nqures were n the nature of three questons, namely: 1. How many schools n your area faled to open n September for lack of funds? 2 How many schools In your area wll be open for only three months, for only sx months? 3. How many teachers n your area are recevng wages less than the amount provded n the presdent's blanket code? In our last vst wth you, gentle readers, we ddn't gve you much to thnk about. ur good frend, the edtor, turned our water off n such an emphatc manner that we couldn't dsh any real unadulterated drt. But don't worry frends, as long as a coed college exsts there wll be an ever-flowng amount of drt to dsh. Ths column has. always mantaned a polcy of secrecy and Inference to avod steppng on the toes of ts sster column, Scandalette. ur new polcy; "All news not ft to prnt wll appear In Campusclogy." The whole dea s an outgrowth of Amerca's recognton of Ruosa. Why do you thnk Amerca recognzed Russa? Well, we'll tell you. The cost of mattresses n Amerca has gone up so hgh that people feared that they would have to sleep on humble beds of straws. But what we're drvng at 1 sthat, wth all the long beards n Russa, mattresses could be manufactured at a cost low enough to meet the needs of everyone n the Unted States (all of ths s beng sad for the beneft of the World Affars Club). Ths Innovaton we started to explan at the outset s a lst of Indvduals whom we nomnate for.98 oblvon. Therefore, we nomnate for oblvon: Josh Cosby, because he gets all the artstc vews near the grls' locker room, and we never are let n en the art-apprecaton.... Bonne Tussey, because she wants to press a button n New rleans and kll all the babes n Madrd... The poem whch was read n chapel (wheren lttle boys were encouraged to "play electon"), because Despte hgher prothe grown-up boys n Kentucky ducton costs and mar- "play electon" wth pstols and knves, and the chldren may folket shortages, leave low In ther footsteps.. Meht- t to us to unearth marabelle, the offce cat, because she velous values for you! packed her thngs and left us last semester to go to the uplftng envronment of Memoral Hall, where EXCLUSIVE the rats and mce abound n greater numbers than they do In the Progress offce Lowe Downe, the "LE VINE". pert columnst, because he called FRCKS the U. of L. football team a doormat, and that made them so angry that they proceeded to wpe ther $15.00 and $19.00 leet on our gallant grldmen nstead Values... A lttle brd, because he flew Into the cafetera and caused a general panc and a coverng of heads... Ed Hesser, because he has a monopoly on the grls who work n the cametera.... Lttle Hale, because he borrowed hs best frend's best te, sut and shrt, and then dated hs pal's best grl... Mary Elston, because she s that cold, cruel type... Mram Herbst, becftuse she laughs at any thng at any tme... The Whole Student Body, because they applaud at most any thng that happens In chapel. So ou see my frends, Scandalette Is but mld, compared to the ruth- Wl D UR PART less nomnatons for oblvon. All we can say s that you be on your best behavor and change your ways of lvng, or you are bound to receve a nomnaton for oblvon. Moral for today: Eastern College, where men are men and crooners are only tolerated. THE CED'S KISS Coach Downng nas nstalled a new tacklng machne known as the "Coed's Kss". So far no football player on the squad has been able to throw t for a loss. The machne was nvented by Roscoe McFarland Elk's Bldg. after an Alle Young Hall house party. Morehead Eagle. Eastern Students The story told by the reples to the frst two nqures, as reported, s the followng: "There were rural schools whch faled to open In September because of lack of funds. Ths means that 110,800 chldren who normally would have attended these schools have been dened educatonal opportunty ths year. "There are 715 schools whch wll wll not be able to reman open more three months at the most, because of lack of suffcent funds. Ths means that 35,750 wll not have anythng approachng a full opportunty n educaton durng ths year. "There are 18,290 schools whch not be able to reman open more than sx months. Ths means that the educatonal opportunty for 914,500 chldren wll be consderably curtaled. "Taken all together, n the restrcted feld examned, 1,025,300 chldren wll not have the educatonal opportunty durng the year whch would normally be accorded them." Vulcan Irvne PHNE 898 I Make ld Clothes New and New Clothes Too LADIES' A MEN'S TAILR Alteratons of All Knds Dry Cleanng, Pressng, Reparng 241 W. Man St. Rchmond, Ky. for Every ccason : 'unted^ 2nd and Man Sts. Always Welcome. Stockton's Drug Store

4 WEDNESDAY, NVEMBER 29, 1933 <&he EASTERN PRGRESS -r PAGE THREE WEEK END SALE... CATS - SUITS - DRESSES Just Arrved 100 New Party and Evenng Dresses Even Tho Prces are Hgher We are Reducng ur Entre Stock For Quck Sale W. D. LDHAM CMPANY r hmt IH a DUTCH DANCE The second annual dutch dance, sponsored by Alpha Zeta Kappa, was held Frday nght, November 17, n the small gymnasum of the Weaver Health buldng. Musc was u-nshed by Paul Felnsteln and hs orchestra. A large number of students were n attendance. MUSIC FACULTY PRGRAM The members of the musc faculty of Teachers College, ncludng Mrs. Lutes, Mss Cornela Nettlnga, Mss Brown E. Telford, Mss Jane Campbell, and Mr. James E. Van Peursem, gave a program at the meetng of the Woman's Club In Mt. Sterlng recently. * INFRMAL PARTY Mss Irs Cotton entertaned wth an nformal party Frday evenng of last week at her home on the Lancaster road. Decoratons and refreshments were In keepng wth Thanksgvng. Invtatons nc'mded Msses, Pearl Hendren, Dorothy Carnes, Louse Hughes, Beatrce Whte, Edna Earl, Vta and Wlma Bond, and Louse Rowlette, Messrs. Marshall Nay, T. C. McDanel. Lloyd Dykes, H. A. Hughes, Gordon Edgngton, Lucen Long, Woodrow Cotton, Earl De- Jarnette, Alvln Reeves, and Adrel Wllams. Mr. and Mrs. T. E. McDonsugh and son, Tomme, have returned HERE! Suts $18.75 and up Topcoats $14.50 and up vercoats $16.50 and up STANIFER'S " "Smart Styles" Man at Second from a vst wth relatves n Nashvlle. Mss Nancy Covngton was the week end guest of Mss Martha Hamlton n Mt. Sterlng. Mr. Bob Cammack spent the past week end wth Mr. Thomas Scott In Mt. Sterlng. Mss Elzabeth Hall was at her home n Covngton a few days last week Mls Mary Laubsch spent tht past week end at her home n Florence, Ky. Mss Helen Stdham vsted n Lexngton last week end. Mss Dorothy Rch spent the week end wth her parents n Lancaster. Mss Margaret Anderson vsted her parents n Covngton over tht week end. Messrs. James Burnette, Derbert Merenbloom, Rchmond Collns and Talmadge DeWltt vsted Jack Allen at hs home n P;-estonsburg last week end. Mss Besse Baumgardener spent a few days last week at her home n Mlddlesboro. Mr. Claybourne Stephens, and Mr. Rchard Greenwell speftc last week end wth hs parents n Shelbyvlle; Mss Mary Frances McKnney was the recent.guest of Mss Elolse Drggs n Covngton. Dr. L. G. Kennamer addressed the hgh school students at Whte Hall recently... ^, Mss Mae Waltz'spent the past week end wth her parents n Lexngton Dr. H. L. Donovan spent Wednesday n Lousvlle. Dr. Anna Schneb has returned from Covngton, where she addressed the hgh school secton of the Northern Kentucky Educaton Assocaton. Her subject was "Vsual Instructon, n Secondary Educaton." Walter Mavty was a recent vstor at hs home In Somerset. Mss Cornela Nettlnga entertaned as her guest over the week end; Mss Margaret Wlson, of Berea. Mrs. Emma Y. Case has returned from a short stay n Lousvlle. Mrs. Robert J. Hull, of Bowlng Green, ho, has been the recent guest of her daughter, Mrs. Henry; Mason Lutes. Msses Nancy Rchardson, May me Cooper, Augusta Daugherty, Edth Ford, Brown E. Telford, Mrs. Mary E. Barnhlll and Dr. Anna Schneb were among those from Rchmond who went to Lexngton for the concert of the Cncnnat Symphony rchestra. Msses Ann Alvls, Vrgna Story, Margaret Llngenfelse, Elzabeth Wlson, Maud Gbson, Cora Lee. Mrs. Charles A. Keth and Mrs. H. M. Lutes were n Lousvlle to see "Green Pastures." Mss Boy de Rce has returned to her home n Pnevlle after a few days vst wth Mss Blllle Wlson. Messs. George Cook and Austn Howard have returned from a short stay In 8helbyvllle. Mr. Henry Coates, Instructor In Morehead Teachers College, was called here by the death of hs mother. Mrs. T. J. Coates, who ded Tuesday nght of last week. Msses Carolne Moores. Paulne Coy, Elzabeth Elmore, Mary Ann Patton, Francs Adds, Elzabeth Gregg, Mary Brannum and Judy McWaters were n Lexngton last week to see "Mrs. Moonlght." -- Word From the Y's The annual fall dscusson program for the local Chrstan organzatons began November 5, wth a theme relatng to "Chrstanty In All Phases of Lfe." Dr. J. T. Dorrs talked wth the boys about "Chrstanty and Campus Problems for Boys," whle Mrs. Mary E. Barnhll addressed the grls on 'Chrstanty and Campus Problems for Grls." The dscussons lasted for two consecutve Sundays. n November 19, Dr. Tnder, pastor of the Rchmond Chrstan church, spoke to the entre group of Y members on "Chrstanty and Internatonal Relatons." The program for November 26 was a contnuaton of Dr. Tnder's talk. NVEMBER SCIAL EVENTS The annual Y pcnc was held at Lake Reba, November 2. n Tuesday evenng, November 7. Mss Mary Francs McKnney.Y. W. C. A. sponsor, entertaned the cabnet membe's at a dnner meetng In her home on Lancaster avenue. DR MRE T SPEAR Dr. Wllam J. Moore, head of the Eastern department of commerce, wll appear as the prncpal speaker for the program on the frst Sunday n December. Dr. Moore wll dscuss "Chrstanty and a More Equtable Dstrbuton of Wealth." MVIES FR MALAYA NATIVES Natves of Malaya are to be entertaned by moton pctures, and also wll supply materal for the study of anthropology. Plans are under way to send out a truck equpped wth a moton-pcture machne and cameras. Flms of educatonal and entertanment nature wll be shown, and the man In charge wll flm the natves and ther costumes. - A "men only" course In chldtranng for fathers was placed on the summer schedule at klahoma A. & M. College. THE GIFT FR A MISS that's neper amss Lngeres at Popular Prces WEN SL >. The howl of the hounds, the wall of the wolf, even the staccato "clckety-clack" of the mlk man's horse are all werd- -sounds to the nght prowler.... They are troublesome sounds... dsturbng sounds, but, when he happens to have been places and seen thngs, to say nothng of what he has heard, he doesn't worry about steppng on the cat.... He doesn't worry so much about barkng hs shns on the lvng room rocker.... He may not even curse at steppng n the pan whch has been pulled from under the ce box.... Instead, he quetly chuckles to hmself, content wth some of the dscoveres whch he has made.... Epecally s ths true \f he happens to be a newspaper wrter, for he knows that, although he hasn't been actually key-hole peepng, he has somethng to tell out of school such as: That GERGE REYNLDS has been caught readng a book on "Sex and Marrage."... JIMMIE BUR- RUGHS' new theme son Is "Mornng, Noon, and Nght," judgng from the rush he has been gvng MARY VIRGINIA LANE recently.... We weren't able to ascertan what has happened to RUTH GERMAN.... And, whle we arc speakng of the songsters, we heard that LUCILLE CASE has struck up the strans of Just Frends, Lovers No More.'*... It was reported that the competton has become too great.... In connecton; wth the same story, we were told that BB YATES s gong to be put on a JHBy for a "male carrer."... FREB.SWARTZ may n the course of tme, be n need ol a prvate secretary.... Who wll answer the want ad?... MAR- GARET WrLLUGHBY has also turned to the "blues."... We learn that she has a new name of "blue boy." she lves n a blue room, has a blue book, and s often heard chantng "Blue Prelude."... We thought that THELMA was leavng t entrely to MARGARET to uphold the famly name n the scandal columns ths year, but we leam that THELMA has graduated from the Scandalette to the Scandal Snlckerlngs of the Kentucky Kernel.... ne of the best stores cf the semester came out the other day on LITTLE HALE, who s sad to have taken NANCY CVINGTN the bg moment of TMMY SCTT, to the Alpha Zeta dutch dance, and to rub t n, borrowed the ffty cents from TMMY as well as a shrt and te... Then, tco, we were told that BRKS HINKLE has been keepng DT WAGNER n the dark about somethng or other... mostly the other.... It s sad that TALLY DeWITT struck up an Interestng acquantance at a Lousvlle hosptal.... But why dd she always get so amused at RY PILLE'S beamng face?^... The reason for the beam, on hs face was that she told hm to "come up sometme." WDIE HINKLE swears WIL- LIE DAWAHARE s a Scotchman, after he found that WILLIE s courtng a certan grl n Burnam hall wth three peces of candy and a cooke cut of hs box from home.... And It s reported that CLAR- ENCE MAGGARD s plottng to seze ED HESSER'S monopoly on the "Whte Ssters" by strct attentons to a lttle" WDS grl.... MIKE MRRIS, after emergng from the hosptal, reports a lovely tme spent there.... The proxmty of the place to GRACE HUM- PHRY'S abode seems to have had somethng to do wth t.... And we do wonder how RUTH HAYES lkes MR. RICHARD'S car?... We overheard hm askng her f she would lke to "go for a rde."... Another shot at the theme songsters mght be taken at ANN RUTH REAMS, who has been heard sngng "Me and My Shadow" qute a lot recently It s sad that BB MAVTTY Is qute an undecsve person, or that s. he Is unable to decde between LILLIAN CX, MAR- THA GAY. and MARY HAM- MACK We were told that ZRELDA LAKE s all a-flutter because a certan former professor and heartbreaker s comng tack Thanksgvng.... Who Is t, ZRELDA? LITTLE HALE has gone to court ever MINNIE B. KINNE... or that s, we were told that he has drawn up a "Deed of Release," had t sgned by stad members of Memoral hall.... But somehow or other, she ddn't apprecate the pact.... Two lttle grls went to market... but was It to market? r where was t that FRGIE GREEN and EUNICE WATSN had such a bg tme last week-end?... But to thnk that the freshman basketball team cant decde whether to elect "NAPLEN" SMITH mascot cr captan.... SMITH says It be captan, because everyone s 0 & so crazy about hm.... Not concet, only self-respect.... Somebody told the news before t happened the other day when he sad that GERGE MILLER and LLYD MURPHY were plannng aj* altercaton over BLANCHE WIM ;, BLE.... We suppose the charge was for alenaton cf affectons.... GERGE was dsapponted to fnd that he couldn't nvolve MURPHY nto a good old duel at sunrseran cr shne.... MURPHY, true to tradton, preferred knuckles, but GERGE couldn't see the dgnty of that sort of settlement.... ne of the most dsconcertng thngs that we have run Into recently has been the cose of a story exstng between PAUL TTERNEY and BETTY MARZ.... BETTY threatens to tell everythng she knows on TIERNEY. provdng he splls us the drt on her.... We suppose It's another case of gulty conscence needs no accusng, but wc do wsh that the two of them would get thru wranglng over the matter so that we mght be able to make somethng' cut of t.... They aren't a bt accommodatng.... Snce BEN HUME has been practcng hs oratorcal speech (wth gestures) under the street lght, ]] the other contestants have thrown up ther hands n despar.... But what really amused us was that, when we caught hm, he had waxed poetcal and was splutterng profusely somethng to ths effect: Mazda dear, Incandescent one, be mne, For Watt s hm wthout the glew of your Irdescence subblme.... Among other campus publcatons, we were recently asked f we had read the new book, "How to be Popular," wrtten by DNALD "PPULARITY" MICHELSN. In concluson, we overheard SAM MILLER sav that he wasn't rushng to a fre or anythng the other dayjust gong to see "the beautful grl."... And the way GRDN EDING- TN has been rushng LUISE RWLETTE recently Is nobody's busness but the edtor's, who s concerned about hs socety copy.... _ DR. SCHNIEB SPEAKER AT GTWN CLLEGE Dr Anna E. Schneb, professor of educaton at Eastern, was the prncple speaker Tuesday, November 21, at the monthly meetng of the Woman's Assocaton of Georgetown College. She spoke n Euopan Hall there, where Mrs. H. E. Waters, executve of the club, presded. Snce Dr. Schneb has spent some tme n Germany, the topc of her address was "The Modern Trend n Germany." A muscal prelude was gven by Mrs. L. L. Dantzler, contralto, Lexngton. Mrs. Zelma Warren and Mrs. Florence Bannster were hosts of the meetng. Buv A New Dress for Thanksgvng SPRT AND DRESSY TYPES #5.95, $7.95, $9.95 The Margaret Burnam Shop North Second Street 'Coat Sale! Surplus coats from a natonally known maker of fne clothng Fne, vrgn wool coats for young men those who apprecate ples of style plus warmth and comfort. Hand-talored fashonrght models n Raglans, half belt, sngle breasted and smart double breasted effects. 915 and $18 values at IIIIHU BRS Known For Better Values For Thanksgvng or any other season none are qute so satsfactory as K / SfKtJy ATS "^ We've just receved 21 New nes that were bought on the declnng market prces and Worth $15.00.,1 Whle they hut,talored StVleB~Wnae Woolens. -Polos, Raff-wools and Tweeds. Tan, new bne, gray, brown, etc. Rayon crepe lned and nter-llned. Sses 14 to S. IIRftN BRS Known For Better Values ^

5 s^m :# PAGE FUR <&he EASTERN PRGRESS WEDNESDAY, NVEMBER 29, 1933 THANKS AWFULLY" T BE W. S. C PRDUCTIN "Thanks Awfully," a clever one act comedy, wll be presented In the Hram Brock audtorum at 8 o'clock Thursday evenng, December 7, by the Women's Student Councl, eccordng to Informaton released today by Blanche Wmble, who Is coachng the producton. The cast: Rchard Montague, a woman hater; Dorothy Montague, hs sster; Marlon Gatewood, "the grl;" Ann Marsh, Marlon's frend; 12 lades, to tea. All of the parts are to be played by grls from Bur- -nam hall, ncludng the part of Dck Montague. In "Thanks Awfully" a young man attempts to prove that he wll need only two words to carry on an evenng's conversaton at hs sster's tea party. He says that all a womand needs Is a chance to talk and a lma encouragement now and then. Is he rght? "Peddle your own" has become more than a sayng snce co-eds at the Unversty have gone n for bcyclng and a "Rde-lt-Youraelf" agency started near the campus. The Hghland Echo, Maryvlle College. A REAL JYecommendaton Nunn Bush Ankle-fashoned XFRDS FR MEN Nunn - Bush wearers come back fo. more. They're sold on Nunn-Busl qualty and value and they stay sold. Beleve t or not, about 80 7» o Nunn - Bush sales are made to prevous wearers. That's a real recommendaton the kndthat sn't earned unless t's deserved. And Nunn Bush craftsmanshp that bulds qualty nto every par s responsble. Rce & Arnold Co. Incorporated CARDS DEFEAT MARNS, 13-6 «Ragged Play of Eastern Eleven, Ineffcent ffcatng Contrbute to LM LAST GAME FR MARN By BB MAVITY Eastern's Bg Maroons suffered ther second defeat of the season n the fnal game on the card at the hands of the Unversty of Lousvlle Cardnals Saturday, November 18, when they went down for a count of 13-6 on Parkway feld, Lousvlle. As the score ndcates, the game was farly close and- was marred only by ragged playng on the part of tho Maroon eleven. Lousvlle scored In the frst stanza when Bertelson went around Eastern's rght flank for 30 yards and a touchdown. The Cards counted agan late n the second quarter on a pass from Doll to Long. Eastern seemed unable to start an offensve drve untl late n the fourth frame when a seres of passes led to the Cardnal's 20-yard lne. Hll then tossed a neat heave to Robbns, who scampered over the strke for the Maroons' lone marker. Several factors contrbuted to the Maroons' downfall In the Palls Cty. Fate seemed to be In favor of the Cardnals thruout the encounter as they ganed most of the breaks of the game. Then, too, the offcatng at the game was so obvously erroneous that even Lousvlle fans protested aganst several of the decsons gven the Maroons. Whle the Maroon team tself offered no alb for the game, most far-mnded fans would attest to the condtons whch prevaled and spelled defeat for Eastern. The Lousvlle game marked the close of the 1933 grd season for the Maroons, culmnatng a record of one vctory, two defeats, and three tes, two of the tes beng scoreless, and one a 6-6 deadlock. Three veterans sang ther swan songs In the fracas. They are James Burnette. a flashy back from Shelbyvlle, who has not played regularly, but who, nevertheless, has been an outstandng man on the squad for three years; Tally De- Wtt, versatle lneman, who cavorted at guard, tackle, and center durng hs three years as a varsty man, and Derbert Merenbloom, a back whose putlng saved Eastern from several embarrassments ths year. Merenbloom and DeWltt both hall from Corbln. Lneups and scorng for the, Lousvlle contest follow: U. of L. (13) Pot, (6) Eastern Long LB Morrs Fnger LT Terney Prkey L Hll Scalo RQ DeWltt Forsee Young Threlkeld RT Greenwell Strull RE Dy""* Bertelson QB *g$j2" Doll LH Robbns Putnam RH 5E* lannlnl PB... Merenbloom Substtutes: Lousvlle. Rvan, Putnam, rove. Eastern Hnklc Cover, Plle. Mchelson, Scott, Rowlctte and Mansfeld. Scorng: Touchdowns-Bertelson, Long, Robbns. Pont after touchdown Doll. ffcals: Referee, Frank; umpre, Duncan; head lnesman. Earn PRGRESS SPRTS WRITER.LIStS ALL-STAR GRIDMEN Agan choosng the outstandng players aganst whom Easterly nas matched ts football wts durng the season of 1933, a Progress sports wrter has scanned the lne-ups and n a feature story he heren lsts hs selectons explanng how they were made. All-Star Football Eleven from teams on Eastern's schedule as pcked by the Progress sports wrter. Yorkc, I.e., Unon College. Threlkeld, l.t., U: of L. McGure, lg., Georgetown College. Young, c* Eastern. Graves, r.t., East Tenn. Teachers. Greenwell, r.t., Eastern. Schwalm, r.c., Transylvana. Wlson, q.b., Transylvana. Mller, h.b.. East Tenn. Teachers. Smpson, h.b., Unon College. Day, f.b., Georgetown College. Ends: Yorke, captan of Unon's fne team ths year, and Schwalm, captan of Transy, were the outstandng lne men of ther respectve teams as well as the fnest par of flankmen n Kentucky S. I. A. A. crcles. Each s a 6-footer, weghng 175 and 170 pounds, respectvely. Both were brllant defensve men and steady offensve players, both good pass-recevers and hard, fast tacklers en punts. ther outstandng wngmen seen ths season are: Stevenson, Transy; Masslngll, E. Tenn., and Long, U. of L. Tackles: In pckng the tackles some dffculty was encountered. Four good men were taken Into consderaton, each a burly gant n hs own rght. The fve selected were: opeland, Georgetown; Saylor, E. Tenn.; Hammond, Transy; Threlkeld, U. of L., and our own Rchard (Puss) Rreenwell. The latter two were pcked after a careful analyss. Thelkcld, captan and shnng star of U. of L.'s lowly Cardnals, brought cheers from Card fans by smashng tackles of opponents even though hs team contnually went down to defeat. Greenwell, sophomore start of the Maroons, was the "head man" of the Eastern lne whch holds a fne defensve record ths year. He s one of the aggreslve typo of tackles who plays In the opponents' backfeld on most plays. Wthout Greenwell, Eastern would not have ted such teams as Unon, Georgetown, and East Tennessee Teachers. The Lousvlle captan tps the scales at 170 pounds, whle th Maroon ace packs 195 pounds around. Guards: Choosng the guards was comparatvely an easy matter as only a few honest-to-goodness guards were uncovered. Graves, East Tennessee stonewall, was probably the best of the guards to show aganst the Maroons ths season. EDUCATINAL GRUP MEET Commsson Whch Made School Survey Gather At Captal GIVEN LEGISLATRS McGure, sometmes called "Mckey," was Georgetown's manstay In the lne whle captanng the aggregaton. He probably wll receve All-S. I. A. A. recognton as well as n ths column. "Mckey" weghs 170 or thereabouts, whle the massve Graves breaks the scales at the 345 pound marker. ther Impressve guards seen by the wrter were Daugherty, Transy; Hlnkle, Eastern, and Shallers, Georgetown: Center: Two outstandng centers were notced durng the past season, Brashear, Morehead, and Ernest (Dog) Young, Eastern. Much sleep was also lost n arrvng at a decson on the exact man to receve the pc«t. Brashear s the bgger man of the two, but we decded that "Dog" Young's football Intellgence offset any weght handcap that he faced ths year. An example of hs smartness afeld was exemplfed In ths year's Morehead-Eastern game. The Maroons, wth a score to ther credt and n possesson of the ball late In the fourth quarter, were callng long seres of sgnals on each play to kll tme. Ths made the losng Eagles very Impatent and n ther eagerness to get possesson of the ball, they would Invarably jump off-sdes. As soon as they jumped. Young would snap-back the ball. A penalty would follow In favor f Eastern who stll kept possesson of the pgskn and ganed fve yards, at a tme. Ths was one of our reasons for pckng Young for the center post. Young weghs 160 pounds. The backfeld stuaton was the most complex of all because of the large number of canddates elgble for specal menton. Wlson, Transy, was selected for the quarterback berth because of hs trple-threat qualtes. Smpson, Unon, and Mller, East Tennessee, could not be kept off the halfback berths, whle Day, Georgetown's hard drvng fullback, stood out from the other fullback asprants. Honorable menton must be gven to the followng: Lenor and Young, Unon; Chapman and Reeley, Georgetown; Clayton and Hofsteter, Morehead; Robbns and Gover, Eastern; Baley and Boyer, East Tennessee, and Bertelson, U. of L. Ths selecton was made to gve credt to a number of fne football players and men who deserve every bt of recognton one can extend to them. Whle ths recognton was not ntended to place any player above hs teammates n the so-called "hgh-hat" fashon, t does tend to show that the selected Indvdual has shown an above average ablty In hs respectve poston. Pckng an accurate all-star team s, of course, an mpossblty and the wrter does not clam to have pcked the perfect team and then leaves you to select for yourself your team accordng to your opnon. MARN NET SQUAD WRKS Frst Game on Dec 9 Wth Alumn; Forced Buld New Team 14 GAMES SCHEDULED <6he. LW DWN By LWE DWNE Eastern's famous frendlness once more evdenced Itself at Parkway feld, Lousvlle, when Eastern's grdmen enabled the U. of L. footballers to break ther losng streak of twenty four straght games. The game was one of the most btterly fought contests that your scrbe has ever seen, for by the tme the fourth quarter had approached, both teams were ready to have a free for all. Two players were ejected from the game for fghtng durng ths perod, and the substtutes on both benches were tchng for combat. Some poor offcatng marred an otherwse well played game. ur boys were caught nappng early In the frst quarter, when a speedy Lousvlle back carred the ball thrty yards around end for a score. Maroon and Whte fought back n ther characterstc style, but no matter what advances they made, the Cardnals managed to get a decsve break. The rest of the game Is hstory. Hstory that wll go down n the books as a record of one of our many unsuccessful seasons. The consstent playng of Greenwell, Terney, Young, and Robbns was the consolng factor of ths uneventful season. We could wrte at length on the "almost", or the "mght-havebeens", of ths season, but t s not our custom to ndulge n postmortems. Let the body le where t s, say we. All we can do s look forward to a successful season next year, and we can expect one too. Eastern does not lose one regular startng player ths year. Morenbloom, DeWltt, and Burnette, all of whm saw much acton ths year, are the only men who wll be lost by graduaton. Bo let's wpe that frown off our countenences and boost Eastern as potental grd genuses. BAPTIST STUDENTS. GIVE INFRMAL PARTY The Baptst grls of the Young Women's Auxlary gave an nformal party In the home economcs room of Sullvan Hall November 17, n honor of Mss Josephne Jones and Mss Pearl Bourne. Mss Jones s secretary of the state unt of the Y. W. A. and Mss Bourne s secretary of the southwde Y. W. A. organzaton. It was reported by Mss Martha Drake, presdent f the local unt, that thrty-three grls attended the socal. After the socal Mss Jones and Mss Bourne gave talks, gvng suggestons concernng work on the local campus. Thanksgvng Dnner Consomme Roast Turkey Dressng South. 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Madson Laundry FRANKFRT, Ky., Nov. 26 The Kentucky educatonal commsson met here today to consder the report of ts code commttee, whch has worked out a revson of the school laws based on the fndngs and recommendatons emboded In the commsson's survey of Kentucky schools. The meetng had been scheduled at Lexngton but was changed to Frankfort. Dr. James H. Rchmond, tate superntendent of publc nstructon and ex-offlco charman of the commsson, presded. Copes of the report of the commsson have been maled to members of the 1934 general assembly, r. Rchmond announced. He ponted out that the report was completed and publshed well n advance of the meetng of the general assembly In order that both legslators and publc mght have opportunty to become famlar wth the school stuaton n the state. In a letter addressed to members of the general assembly, Supt. Rchmond sad that necessary funds for makng the study had been provded by the Kentucky Educatonal Assocaton, the Kentucky.Negro Educatonal Assocaton and the General Educaton Board of New York Cty, and that the work had been done by one hundred Kentucky educators and laymen who donated ther tme and servces. "The report has been prepared by Kentucklans to meet the needs of s based on modern educatonal Kentucky" Dr. Rchmond sad, "t theory combned wth certan practcal aspects whch must be consdered n any program of educaton n Kentucky." o Team Is Lsted For Alumn Bout By a vote recently taken of the Alumn basketball letter men, Zelda Hale of the class of '32, has been selected captan of the alumn team whch s to play the varsty on December 9. Zelda s remembered as one of Eastern's outstandng net players. He was twce chosen as guard on the all-8. I. A. A. team. Snce t s the prvlege of the managng captan to select hs team, the choce of the players has been left to Zelda. The followng letter has Just been receved and n t Zelda announces hs selecton: Dear Mss Derrck: I certanly feel hghly honored to be elected as managng captan of Wth the football season over, the Maroons of Eastern Teachers College have swung Into prelmnary practce for a 14-game basketball schedule whch begns wth an alumn game here on December 9. Coach Turkey Hughes wll be forced to buld an almost entrely new team ths year, graduaton and falure of players to return to school havng taken heavy tolls from hs last year's squad. Practce sessons are beng held daly now, but no, Indcaton of the real strength of the Maroons ths year can be obtaned untl after the alumn game. In addton to the alumn contest ten games have been carded and three dates are open. Negotatons are under way wth" Transylvana, Georgetown, and Kentucky Wesleyan, but as yet none of these teams has acreed to meet the Maroons. The schedule as arranged to date follows: Dec. 9 Alumn, here. Dec. 16 pen. Jan. 6 pen. Jan. 12 Lousvlle, there. Jan. 13 Western, -there. Jan. 19 Morehead, here. Jan. 20 pen. Jan. 27 Morehead, there. Jan. 30 Murray, here. Feb. 2 Berca, here. Feb. 6 Unon, there. Feb. 9 Western, here. Feb 12 Berea, there. Feb. 16 Lousvlle, here. February 22, 23. and 24 K. I. A. 0 tournament (tentatve dates). The fresh schedule has only two games carded thus far. The Unversty of Kentucky Kttens wll be played at Lexngon on January 17 and n Rchmond on February 14. Efforts arc beng made to arrange games wth Morehead, Centre, Transylvana and Georgetown yearlng teams.. the Eastern Alumn team and wll do all In my power to put together a wnnng combnaton. These are the men whch I hope wll wn the day for our sde: Henry Trplett, Beckham Combs, Vrgl Fryman, Ben Adams, Lawrence Hale, BUI Melton, Ben Hord, Herman Hale, Clfton Dowell, and Zelda Hale. - I shall do my best to see that these men are all there on December 9. Hopng to avenge the "drubbng" gven us last year, I am, Very truly yours, (Sgned) ZELDA HALE. The "Bran Trust" of the future s dealng wth the clothng ques- * ton today. SMEWHERE on the campus are the champs who'll be tellng as how to run our jobs ffteen or twenty years hence. We're takng no chances! Boy, or boy, when those future bran trusters come nto our store they're gong to get such good values n Grffon clothes that we'll "stand* 1 n" when thtjy're n the seats of the Mghty! f course, we can't tell just who the embryo dctators are so all you chaps are gettng a break! Come n and take a look-see! E. V. ELDER «