2 THE HOST'S INTRODUCTION TO THE PARDONER'S TALE! J The wordes ofthe Hoost to [the Phisicien and] the Pardoner Thou beel amy, thou Pardoner,' he sayde, 'Telle us sam myrthe or japes right anon." 'It shal be doon,' quod he, 'by Seiut Ronyon! But first,' quod he, 'heere at this alesrake I >vol bothe drynke and eten of a cake.' But right anon thise gentils gonne to crye,. 'Nay, lat hym telle us of no ribaudye! Telle us som moral thyng, that we may leere Sam wit, and thanne wol wegladly heere.' 'f grauute, ywis,' quod he, 'but I moot thynke Upon som honest thyng while that I drynke.' The words ofthe Host to [the Physician and) the Pardoner good friend, you Par.doner,' he said,.'tell us now some or some jokes.' 'It shall be done,' he said, 'by first,' said he, 'I'll have a drink at this pub and bread.' Straight away, however, the cultured men1bers protested, 'No, don't let him tell a dirty story! Tell us a story a moral, so that we can learn wisdom, and then we'll happily listen.' 'All right, then,' he said, 'but I'll have to think some decent subject while I ha~e a drink.'. The Riverside Chaucer correctly commences 'The Host's Introduction to the Pardoner's Tale' at line 287. but lines are the Host's comments on the preceding Physician's Tale (not included in thiscollection).. That tale,so saddened him that he looks to the Pardoner to tell a comic story (319). A Celtic saint revered in Brittany.
3 THE PARDONER'S PROLOGUE Heere folweth the Prologe of thep!lrdoners T!lle Radix malorum est Cupiditas. Ad Thimotheum, 6. 'Lordynges,' quod he, 'in chirches whani preche, I peyne me to han an hauteyn speche, And rynge it out as round as gooth a belle, For I kan al by rote that I telle. My theme is alwey oon, and evere WaS R!ldix m!llorum est Cupidit!ls. 'First I pronounce whennes that I come, And thanne my bulles shewe I, aile and some. Oure lige lordes seel on my patente, That shewe I first, my body to warente, That no man be so boold, ne preest ne clerk, Me to destourbe of Cristes hoaly werk. And after that thanne telle I forth my tales; Bulles of popes and of cardynales, Of patriarkes and bishopes I shewe, And in Latyn I speke a wordes fewe, o Iknow Radix rna/arum est Cupiditas. Ad Thil1'otheum, 6th.'.'Gentlemen,' he said, 'when I preach in churches, I strive to put 01) an elevated voice, with ringing tones, clear as a bell, because by heart what I say. My text is always the same - always has been - "The Root of the Sins is Avarice". 'First of all, I tell them where I've come from,' and then I exhibit my papal documents of indulgencies, collectively and separately. Our bishop's seal on the open letter authorizingme to preach, I show first in self-protection, so that no one is bold enough, be he priest or deacon, to interrupt me in Christ's holy work. And, when that's done, I tell my stories. I show them papal and cardinals' documents, and those of the ~hl1rch Fathers and bishops, and speak a few phrases in Latin (Latin) 'Theroat of the sins is avarice. [St Paul's} Epistle to Timothy, [chapter] 6.' The Seven Deadly Sins are Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Avarice. (Greed), Lust, Wrath and Sloth. See General Prologue, 67I, where we are told that the Pardoner has recently arrivedfroiti the Vatican in Rome.
4 THE PARDONER'S PROLOGUE To saffron with my predicacioun, And for to stire hem to devocioun. Thanne shewe I forth my longe cristal stones, Ycrammed ful of cloutes and of bones - Relikes been they, as wenen they echoon. Thanne have I in latoun a sholder-boon Which that was of an hooly Jewes sheep. "Goode men," I seye, ~'taak of my wordes keep; If that this boon be wasshe in any welle, If cow, or calf, or sheep, or oxe swelle That any worm hath ete, or worm ystonge, T~ak water of that welle and wassh his tonge, And it is hool anon; and forthermoore, Of pokkes and of scabbe, and every soore Shal every sheep be hool that of this welle Drynketh a draughte. Taak kep eek what I telle: If that the good-man that the beestes oweth Wol every wyke, er that the cok hym croweth, Fastynge, drynken of this welle a draughte, As thilke hooly Jew oure eldres taughte, His beestes and his stoor shal multiplie. '''And, sires, also it hee1eth jalousie; For though a man be falle in jalousrage, Lat maken with this water his potage, And nevere shal he moore his wyf mystriste, Though he the soothe of hir defaute wiste, Al had she taken prestes two or thre., "Heere is a miteyn eek, that ye may se. '- He that his hand wol putte in this mitayn, He shal have multipliyng of his grayn, Whan he hath sowen, be it whete or otes, So that he offre pens, or ellesgrotes. "'Goode men and wommen, 0 thyng warne I yow: If any wight be in this chirche now That hath doon synne horrible, that he Dar nat, for shame, of it yshryven be, Or any womman, be she yong or old, That hath ymaked hir housbonde cokewold, THE PARDONER'S PROLOGUE 5'7 to spice up my preaching and to stir them to devotion. Then I show them my tall glass bottles, stuffed tight with bits of cloth and bones - everyone of them believes they are relics. Then I've got, mounted in latten,' a shoulder-bone.which came from the sheep of a holy Jew. "Good people," I say, "mark my words: if this bone is washed in any well, should it be that a cow, calf, sheep or ox has swollen up becauseit has eaten some stomach worm, or been'stung by a snake, take water from tha't well and wash its tongue, and it's cured at once. Moreover, every sheep that has eruptive spots, Or mange, or any sort of skin-disease, that has drunk from this well will be cured. Pay attention to what I tell you: if the good man who owns the animals will, each week, before cockcrow, having fasted, have a drink from this well, his animals and stock will increase, just as the holyjew taught our predecessors. '''And, gentlemen, it also cures suspiciousness, because,even if a man is madly jealous, just make his soup with this water in it, and he won't inistrust his wife again, even if he is aware of her infidelity, and even if she's had intercourse with two or three priests., "Here, too, is a glove, as you see. He who puts his hand in this glove will have increase of his grain whenhe sows, be it wheat or oats, so long as he donates pennies or fourpenny pieces [at the collection]. '''Good men and, women, I' warn you about one matter: if there is anyone now in this church who has.committed a sinso terrible that he doesn't dare confess it for shame, or if any woman, young or old, has cuchllded her husband, [... ] 5. latoun : an alloy of copper, tin, and other metals.
5 IO"'~ THE PARDONER',S PROLQGIJ Swich folk shal have no power ne no grace To offren to my relikes in this place. And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, He wol conie up aud offre a Goddes name, And I assoil\e him by the auctoritee Which that by bulle ygraunted Was to me." 'By'this gaude have I wonne, yeer by yeer, An hundred mark sith I was pardoner. I stonde \yk a clerk in my pulpet, And whan the lewed peple is doun yset, I preche so as ye han herd bifoore And telle an hundred false japes moore. Thanne peyne I me to strecche forth the nekke, And est and west upon the peple I bekke, As dooth a dowve sittynge on a berne. Myne handes and my tonge goon so yerne That it is joye to se mybisynesse. Of avarice and of swich cursednesse Is al my prechyng, for to make hem.free To yeven hir pens, and namely unto me. For mynentente is nat but for to wynne, And nothyng for correccioun of synne.. I rekke nevere, whanthat they been beryed, Though that hir soules goon a-blakeberyed! Forcertes, many a predicacioun Comth ofte tyme of yvel entencioun;. Som for plesance of folk and flaterye, To been avaunced by ypocrisye, And sam for veyne glorie, and som for hate. For whan I dar noon oother weyes debate, Thanne woll stynge hym with my tongesmerte In prechyng, so that he shal nat asterte To been defamed falsly, if that he Hath trespased to my bretheren or to me. For though I telle noght his propre name, Men shalwel knowe that it is the same, By signes, and by othere circumstances. Thus quyte I folk that doon usdisplesances; TaE PARDONER'S PROLOGUE 5'9 such people do not have the authority or grace to make an ()ffejing here to my relics. Whoever is living free from such guilt h()uld come up and make his contribution in God's name, and live him absolution by the authority that has been granted to e by papal document." 'By this trick, I've.earned an annual 66, ever since I became pardoner.' I stand like a priest in my pulpit, and when the. ;norant people are seated, I preach as I told you just now, and n.them a hundred more cunning tricks. Then I strive to stretch pt my neck, and waggle my head east and west on the congre,lltion, like a dove perched on a barn. My hands and my tongue eso busy that it is a delight to see my energy. My teaching is elusively about greed and similar wickedness, so as to soften em up to contribute pennies, namely to me, because my ention is solely for gain, and not at all for the correction of in. J don't care for a moment what happens when they're ~ried, even if their souls go blackberrying! There'~ no doubt }jout it, many a sermon is delivered with a wicked'aim in d: saine to please or flatter people, so as to gain promotion. hypocrisy, some for self-advertisement, and some out So, when I don't risk disagreeing by some other means, with my biting words in my preaching, so that no escape being falsely slandered if he has injured me or pardoners. Thus, even if I don't say his actual name, wil\ know perfectly well who it is, through gestures details. In this Way, I pay backpeopie. who harm us. first outbreak of the Black Death ( ), a skilled crafts~ earnings increased from 3" to 5 pence a day, roughly 6 a year. earned around 50 a year.
6 THE PARDONER'S Thus spitte lout my venym under hewe Of hoolynesse, to semen hooly and trewe. 'But shortly myn enrente I wol devyse: I preche of no thyng but for coveityse. TherEore my theme is yet, and evere was, Raci;x malorum est Cupiditas. Thus kan I preche agayn that same vice Which that I use, and that is avarice. But though myself be gilty in that synne, Yet kan I maken oother folk to twynne From avarice and soore to repente. But that is nat my principal entente; I preche nothyng but for coveitise. Of this mateere it oghte ynogh suffise. 'Thanne telle I hem ensamples many oon Of olde stories longe tyme agoon. For lewed peple loven tales olde; Swiche thynges kan they wei reporte and holde. What, trowe ye, that whiles I may preche, And wynne gold and silver for I teche, That I wollyve in poverte wilfully? Nay, nay, I thoghte it nev.ere, trewely! For I wol preche and begge in sondry landes; I wol nat do no labour with myne handes, Ne make baskettes and lyve therby, By cause I wol nat beggen ydelly. I wol noon of the apostles countrefete; Iwol have moneie, wolle, chese, and whete, Al were it yeven of the povereste page, Or of the povereste wydwe in a village, Al sholde hir children sterve for famyne. Nay, I wol drynke licour of the vyne And have a joly wenche in every toun. But herkneth, lordynges, in conclusioun: Youre likyng is that I shal telle a talle. Now have I dronke a draughte of corny ale, By God, I hope I shal yow telle a thyng That shal by reson been at youre tikyng: PARDONER'S PROLOGUE 52I I spit out my venom under colour of holiness, so tbat I to be holy and honest. 'But I'll attempt to sum up my intentions: I preach exclusively out of greed. Consequently, my text remains, and always has been, "The Root of the Sins is Avarice". In this way, I preach against the very vice I possess, namely avarice. But, even if I myself am guilty of that sin, I can still make others give it up, and painfully repent. But that's not my primary motive: I just preach out of personal greed. That should sum up this subject. 'Then I tell them a lot of stories with a moral to them _ old ales of long ago - because simple people love old stories _ they arieasily remember and repeat them. Heyl Do you believe at, so long as I can preach and gain gold and silver [coins] rough teaching, I would choose to live in poverty? No, no! I nhonestly say that I've never contemplated that. So I'll preach dbeg in various. countries. I don't want manual1abour, or weave baskets for a living, because I 'wouldn't want to,be an Ie beggar. I don't want to imitate any of the apostles. I want orrey, wool, cheese and wheat, even if they are donated by ~i(poorest serving boy or the poorest widow in the village, deven if her children should die of starvation. Oh no! I shall ink of the jui,e of the vine, and have a jolly mistress in every wn::,and, to conclude, hear me, gentlemen. You want me to story. Now that I've drunk a measure ofmalt-ale, by God ust I shall tell you something that will, with good reason, you. [... ]
7 THE PARDONER'S For though myself be a ful vicious man, A moral tale yet I yow telle kan, Which lam wont to preche for to wynne. Now hoold youre pees! My tale I wol bigynne.' myself am a very wicked man, I can nonetheless tell astory with a moral to it, which I'm accusto.med to use in sermon to gain money. Now, keep quiet! I want to begin, Heere bigynneth the Pardoners Tale In Flaundres whilom was a compaignye Of yonge folk that haunteden folye, As riot, has~rd, stywes', andtavernes, Where as with harpes, lutes, and gyternes, They daunce and pleyen at dees bathe day And eten also and drynken over hir myght, Thurgh which they d06n the devel sacrifise Withinne that develes temple in cursed wise By superfluytee abhomynable. Hir. othes been. so grete and so dampnable That it is grisly for to heere hem swere. Oure blissed Lordes body they totere Hem thoughte that Jewes rente hym noght ynougb And ech of hem at otheres synne laugh. And right anon thanne cornen tombesteres Fetys and smale, and yonge frutesteres, Syngeres with harpes, baudes, wafereres, Whiche been rhe verray develes officeres To kyndle and blowe the fyr of lecherye, That is annexed unto glotonye.. The hooly writ take I to my witnesse Thatluxurie is in wyn and dronkenesse. La, how that dronken Loath, unkyndely, Lay by his doghtres two, ullwityngly; So dronke he was, he nyste what he wroghte. Herodes, whoso wei the stories soghte, Whan he of wyn was repleet at his feeste, Right at his owene table he yaf his heeste THE PARDONER'S TALE Here begins the Pardoner's Tale llte upon a time in Flanders there was a group of young eople who spent alftheir time in foolishness, such as debauchty, betting, brothels and pubs, where with harps, lutes and.bitars they danced and played dice day and night too, and hey also ate and drank more than they could cope with, hrough which they made sacrifices to the devil in that devil's :nrple,' in contemptible manner through,their appalling overdulgence. Their oaths were so strong and wicked that it was astly to hear them swearing. They ripped apart the body of 'tirblessed Lord' - it seemed that the Jews hadn't torn him :tiffi iently - and each of them laughed at the others' wickedess. And straight,away there came women acrobats, shapely d petite, and young women selliug fruit, singers to the harp, 'rbcurers for prostitutes, wafer-sellers, who are the functioniesof the devil himself, to light and blow the fire of lust, 'hkh is joined to gluttony. I take the Holy Bible to coufirm tin wine and drunkenness there exists lust. l,ook how, in all ignorance, the drunken Lot, against nature, 'P t with his two daughters. He was so drunk that he didn't Hze what he was doing. If you look carefully at the story of erod, you will see how, when he was full of wine at his feast, gave the command at his own table [ :.. ] 'The inn was often contrasted with the church,in sermon literature: in -one, God performs His miracles (restoring sight to the blind,pc,), in the Other, the devil performs his contrary, miracles (those who enter can oerfectlv well, but, when drunk, have bleared vision, etc.) See C. 'Glutton's Black Mass: Piers Plowman, B-text, Passus V, &'Queries, NS Vol. 45, NO.2 (June I998),pp. I73-G.
8 '0 5' 'the PARDONER'S To sleen the Baptist John, ful gilteiees. Senec seith a good word douteiees; He. seith he kan no difference fynde Birwix a man that is out of his mynde And a man which that is dronkeiewe, But that woodnesse, yfahen in a shrewe, Persevereth lenger than doth dronkenesse. o glotonye, ful of cursednesse! o cause,first of oure confusioun! o original of oure dampnacioun, Til Crist hadde boght us with his blood agayn! La, how deere, shortly for to sayn,.aboght was thilke cursed vileynye! Corrupt was al this world for glotonye. Adam oure fader, and his wyf also, Fro Paradys to labour and to wo Were dryven for that vice, it is no drede. For whil that Adam fasted, as I rede, He was in Paradys; and whan that he Eet of the fruyt deffended on the tree, Anon he was out cast towo and peyne. o glotonye, on thee wei oghte us pleyne! 0, wiste a man how manye maladyes Folwen of excesse and of glotonyes, He walde been the moore mesurable Of his diete, sittynge at his table. AHas, the shorte throte, the tendre mouth, Maketh that est and west and north and south, Ih,erthe;'ln eir, -in water, men to swynke To gete a glotoun deyntee mete and drynke! Of this matiere, 0 Paul, wei kanstow trete: 'Mete unto wombe, and wombe eek unto mete, Shal God destroyen bathe,' as Paulus seith. AHas, a foul thyng is it, by my feith, Toseye this word, and fouler is.the dede, Whan man so drynketh of the white an'd rede That of his throte he maketh his pryvee Thurgh thilke cursed superfluitee. PARDONE~S'S TALE Jar the slaying of the quite innocent John the Baptist. Seneca certainly made an excellent observation. He said he could find no difference between a man who is insane and a inair who is drunk, except that insanity in some wretch lasts longer than drunkenness. 0 gluttony, full of evil! o first cause pf O1\r ruin! 0 origin of our damnation, till Christ redeemed us With his bl.ood! To put it succinctly: see how dearly that."tcl\tsed sin' was paid for. The whole world was corrupted bec.ause of glutto1\y. Adam our father, and his wife too, were driven from Paradise labour and to misery, specifically because of that vice. For, Iread,whilst Adam abstained from the food he remained in aradise, and when he ate some of theforbidden fruit from the eehe was instantly banished to a life of grief and misery. 0 luttony, well should we lament you!. Oh, if a man were to ealize how many types of sickness result from excesses and oro gluttony, he would be more moderate in the amount he tswhen he sits atthe dinner-table. Alas, the brief[pleasure the] throat, the delicate mouth, forces people to work east, ;est;north and south, in earth and in water,in'order to obtain fined food and drink for a glutton. St Paul [the Apostle], you press this matter well: 'Food for the belly, and the belly for ad; God shall destroy both.' So says Paul. Alas, on my word fhonour, it is a disgusting thing to talk about, and even more isgusting is the deed itself, when a man drinks so much of hite and red wine that he makes a lavatory of his throat rough that shameful overindulgence. 525 Swearing by parts of Christ's body was thought to revisit the pains of crucifixion on Him.
9 THE PARDONER'S Theapostel wepyng seith ful pitously, 'Ther walken manye of whiche yow toold have l~ I seye it now wepyng, with pitous voys - Thei been enemys of Cristes croys, Of whiche the ende is deeth; wombe is hir god!' o wombe! 0 bely! 0 stynkyng cod, Fulfilled of ddng and of corrupcioun! At eithet ende of thee foul is the soun. How greet labour and cost is thee to fynde! This cookes, how they stampe, and streyne, and. grynde, And turnen substaunce into accident To fulfille al thy likerous talent! Out of the harde bones knokke they The mary, for they caste noght awey That may go thurgh the golet softe and sw09te. Of spicerie of leef, and bark, and roote Shal been his sauce ymaked by delit, To make hym yet a newer appetit. But,certes, he that haunteth swiche delices Is deed, whil that he lyveth in tho vices. A lecherous thyng is wyn, and dronkenesse Is ful of stryvyng and of wrecchednesse. o dronke man, disfigured is thy face, Sour is thy breeth, foul artow to embrace, And thurgh thy dronke nose semeth the soun As though thou seydest ay 'Sampsoun, Sampsoun!' And yet, God woot, Sampsoun drank nevere no Thou fallest as it were a styked swyn; Thy tonge is lost, and al thyn honeste cure, For dronkenesse is verray sepulture Of mannes wit and his discrecioun. In whom that drynke hathdominacioun He kani no conseil kepe; it is no drede. Now kepe yow fro the white and fro the rede, And namely fro the white wyn of Lepe That is to selle. in Fysshstrete or in Chepe. THE PARDONERS'S TALE The Apostle, in tears, speaks movingly: 'There walk many of 'you here whom I have mentioned to you - I say this weeping atid with a sad voice - who are enemies of the cross of Christ, whose destiny is death. Their belly is their god!' 0 stomach! 0 belly! 0 stinking intestines, replete with extrement and decay! From both ends of you is emitted a disgusting noise. What ma:ssivework and exp'ense it is to maintain you! How strenu Ously do these cooks pound, sieve and grind, and turn raw material into something that becomes quite different,' so as to satisfy your greedy desires! They knock marrow from the hard bones, for they throw nothing away that tan pass softly and weetly through the throat. Spices from leaves, bark and root must be made into his delicious sauce to stimulate fresh appetite. But, there's no question about it, he who resorts to such delicacies is dead in those sins while he lives. Wine induc~s lust, and drunkenness leads to aggressiveness and misery. 0 drunk man, your features are disfigured, your bteath is revolting, it is horrible to embrace you, and through Your drunken nose emanates a noise that seems as if you are saying 'Sampson,Sampson!' Yet, God knows, Samson never rank any wine. You stumble like a stuck pig; you can't speak toperly, and your whole sense of decency is lost, because runkenness is indeed the graye of man's intellect and of his isciplined behaviour. Hewho is overpowered by drink cannot eep a secret, no doubt about that! Now abstain from the white nd the red, notably from the white wine of Lepe which is on Fishstreet and Cheapside. [... ] substaunce into accident [SJ9J: an -allusion to the theological dispute at the time as to whether the bread and wine at the Eucharist became in their physical makeup '(accident) the body arid blood ofchrist, or, while remaining chemically unchanged, became in their essence (substance) the body and blood. 527
10 THE PARDONER'S This wyn of Spaigne crepeth subtilly In othere wynes, growynge faste by, Of which ther ryseth swich fumositee That whan a man hath dronken draughtes thre, And weueth that he be at hoom in Chepe, Hi' is in Spaigne, right at the toune "flepe Nat itt the Rochele, ne at Burdeux toun- And thanne wol he seye 'Sampsoun, Sampsoun!' But herkneth, lordynges, 0 word, I yow preye, That alle the sovereyn actes, dar I seye, Of victories in the Olde Testament, Thurgh verray God, that is omnipotent, Were doon in abstinence and in preyere. Looketh the Bible, and ther ye may it leere. Looke, Attilla, the grete conquerour, Deyde in his sleep, with shame and dishonour, Bledynge ay at his nose in dronkenesse. A capitayn sholde lyvein sobrenesse. And over al this, avyseth yow right wei What was comaunded unto Lamuel- Nat Samuel, but Lamuel, seye I; Redeth the Bible, and fynde it expresly Of wyn-yevyng to hem that han justis~, Namoore of this, for it may wei suffise. And now that I have spoken of glotonye, Now wol I yow deffenden hasardrye. Hasard is verray mooder of lesynges, And ofdeceite, and cursed forsweryng es, Blaspheme of Crist, manslaughtre, and wast also of catel and of tyme; and forthermo, It is repreeve and contrarie of honour For to ben holde a commune hasardour. And ever the hyer he is of estaat, The moore is he yholden desolaat. If that a prynce u'seth hasardrye, In alle governaunce and policye He is, as by commune opinioun, Yholde the lasse in reputacioun. THE PARDONERS'S TALE This Spanish wine cunningly edges its way into other wines that grow near it, from which mixture such vapouts arise that, when aman has drunk three measures and thinks he's at home in Cheapside, he's in Spain right in the town of Lepe - not at La Rochelle or at the town of Bordeaux. And then he'll say 'Sam ;sbu, Samson!' But, gentlemen, hear me I beg you: I guarantee all the most significant victorious events in the OldTestamentwere, through the true and omnipotent God, accomplished in a state of abstinence and prayer. Look inthe Bible, and you can read about it. 'Look how Attila, the great conqueror, died in his sleep in shame and dishonour, his nose bleeding all the time in his drunken state. A captain should live soberly. And, moreover, take due note what Lemuel 10 was commanded to do - I'm not saying 'Samuel', but 'Lemuel'. Read the Bible, and you'll find it specifically talks about serving wine to those who dispense justice. That's all on this subject. Enough is enough. And now that I have finished talking about gluttony, I would like to forbid betting. Betting is the master of lies and of deceit, Of.accursed breaking of promises, of blaspheming against ~hrist, of murder, of the loss of property, and of squandering ofone's time. And, what's more, it is shameful, and destructive Oione's reputation to be reckoned to be a notorious gambler. forthe greater one's rank, the more shameful one is considered o be. Should a prince indulge in gambling, he is universally liminished in his reputation, in his whole governorship and policy-making. ofmassa; see Proverbs 3I:
11 6 5 6,o 6' THE PARDONER'S Stilboun, that was a wys embassadour, Was sent to Corynthe in ful greet honour Fro Lacidomye to make hire alliaunce, And whan he cam, hym happede, par chaunce, That aile the gretteste that were of that land, Pleyynge atte hasard he hem fond. For which, as soone as it myghte be, He stal hym hoom agayn to his contree, And seyde, 'Ther wol I nat lese my name, Ne I wol nat take on me so greet defame, Yow for to allie unto none hasardours. Sendeth othere wise embassadours; For, by my trouthe, me were levere dye Than 1yow sholde to hasardours allye. For ye, thatbeen so glorious in honours, Shul nat allyen yow with hasardours As by my wyl, ne as by my tretee.' This wise philosophre, thus seyde hee. Laake eek that to the kyng Demetrius The kyng of Parthes, as. the book seith us, Sente him a paire of dees of gold in scorn, For he hadde used hasard rher-biforn; For which he h"eld his glorie or his renoun At no value or reputacioun. Lordes may fynden oother maner pley Honest ynough to dryve the day awey. Now wol I speke of othes false and grete A word or two, as aide bookes trete. Gret sweryng is a thyng abhominable, And fals sweryng is yet moore reprevable. Theheighe God forbad sweryng at ai, Witnesse on Mathew; butjn special Of sweryng seith the hooly Jeremye, 'Thou shalt swere sooth thyne others, and nat lye, And swere in doom and eekin rightwisnesse'; But ydel sweryng is a cursednesse.. Bihoold and se that in the firste table Of heighe Goddes heestes honurable, THE PARDONERS'S TALE It is possible that Chaucer misread 'Stilbo' for 'Chilon' in JohI). of Salisbury's Policraticus, where the story ofdemetrius (see 621 ff.) immediately follows that of Chiton. Matthew 5:34. Jeremiah 4:2. ~ The first three Commandments relate to man's duty togod~ the remaining seven relate to man's duty-to mankind. 53, Stilbo,n. who was a wise ambassador, was dispatched to Corinth with great pomp from Lacedaemon, to forge an alliance, And when he arrived, it so turned out that he found all the people of the highest rank in that country playing betting games. For that reason, he slipped away to his own country as soon as he could, and reported, 'I would ruin my reputation there, nor would I wish to be tesponsible for such a shameful act as to ally you to any gamblers. Send other wise ambassadors, because, upon my honour, 1 would prefer to die than ally you to gamblers. For you, who are so renowned for honour, will not draw up an alliance with gamblers with my blessing, or by an agreement of my making.' So spoke this wise philosopher. Look, too, how, as the book recounts, the King of 'Parthia Sent to King Demetrius a pair of golden dice in mockery, because he used to gamble in the past; and because of that he considered his glory and fame to be worthless and 6f no repute. Lotds can find other kinds of sport as perfectly honest pastimes. Now 1 wish to speak a word or two about false promises and swearing, as discussed in old books. Strong language is a disgusting thing, and oath-breaking is even more reprehensible. God on high forbade all swearing. Look atmatthew's Gospe!.!2 But holyjeremiah specifically says about swearing, 'You must swear upon your word truthfully, and not lie, and,swe"r in judgement and in righteousness.'13 But f"lse oath-taking is to be damned. Look and see in the first list of the honourable commandments 'of God on high,!' [... ]
12 .";""l&d~~~~~' THE PARDONEI(\S Hou that the seconde heeste of hyrn is this: 'Take nat my name in ydel or amys.' La, rather he forbedeth swich sweryng Than homycide or many a cursed thyng; I seye that, as by ordre, thus it standeth; This knoweth, that his heestes understondeth, How that the seconde heeste of God is that. And farther over, I wol thee telle al plat That vengeance shal nat patten from his hous That of his othes is to outrageous. ' 'By Goddes precious herte,' and 'By his nayles,' And 'By the blood of Crist that is in Hayles, Sevene is my chaunce, and thynis cynk and 'By Goddes armes, if thou falsly pleye, This daggere shal thurghout thyn herte go!' This fruyt cometh of the bicched bones two, Forsweryng, ire, falsnesse, homycide. Now, for the love of Crist, that for us dyde, Lete youre othes,bothe grete and smale. But, sires, now wol I telle forth my tale.. Thise riotoures thre of whiche I telle, Longe erst er prime rang ofany belle, Were set hem in a taverne to drynke, And as they sat, they herde a belle clynke Biforn a cars, was caried to his grave. That oon of hem gan callen to his knave: 'Go bet,' quod he, 'and axe redily What cors is this that passeth heer forby; And looke that thou repotte his name weel.' 'Sire,' quod this boy, 'it nedeth never-a-deel; It was me toold er ye cam heer two houres. He was,' pardee, an old felawe of youres, And sodeynly he was yslayn to-nyght, Fordronke, as he sat on his bench upright. Ther cam a privee theef men clepeth Deeth, That in this contree al the peple sleeth, And with his spere he smoot his herte atwo, And wente his wey withouten wordes mo. HE,pARDONERS'S TALE gow the second commandment is this, 'Take not my name foolishly or wrongly.' You see, He forbids such swearing ahead ofmurder or many a damnable matter. I tell you, such is the ord,er [of the Ten Commandments]. Anyone who understands is: commandments knows this, how that one is the second of od's commandments. And, furthermore, I tell you plainly that o<:\'s punishment will not leave the house of anyone who,wears too appallingly. 'By the precious heart of God!' and 'By, ~is nails!' and 'By the blood of Christ in Hales!" my dicingccall is seven, and your is five and three!' 'By God's arms, if you play (~lsely, this dagger will pierce your heart!' This is the fruit of e'two cursed dice: breaking your promise, anger; dishonesty, mder. Now for the love of God who died for us, leave off our swearing, be it strong or mild. But, gentlemen, now I'll llmy tale. rhese three rioters I'm speaking about, well before the bell 'Is: tolled for the six o'clock service in the morning, had seated,emselves to drink in the inn. And while they were sitting :ge[\:, they heard a bell ringing in front of a corpse which was,ing carried to its grave. One of them called his servant, 'Hurry p,' he said, 'and quickly enquire what corpse it, is that is sing by here, and make sure you getthe name right.' Si,,' said the servant, 'there's no need at all [for that]. I was :pr:med two hours before you arrived. He was, in fact, an old i"nd of yours, and he was killed suddenly last night, absolutely funk as he sat up on the bench. A sly thief called Death, who ills all the folk in this region, came, and with his spear he split 's heart in two, and left without another word. [... ] Hales Abbey in Gloucestershire, where there was a vial of blood, said to he'thatof Christ. 533
13 <0 7'5 THE PARDONER'S He hath a thousand slayn this pestilence. And,,maister, er ye come in his presence, Me thynketh that it were necessarie For to be war of swich an adversarie. Beth redy for to meete hym everemoore; Thus tauljhte me my dame; I sey namoore.' 'By Seinte Marie!' seyde'this taverner, 'The child seith sooth, for he hath slayn this yeer, Henne over a mile, withirme a greet village, Bothe man and womman, child, and hyne, and I trowe his habitacioun be there. To been avysed greet wysdom it were, Er that he dide aman a dishonour.' 'Ye, Godde~ armes!' quod this riotour, 'Is it swich peril with hym for to meete? I shal hym seke by weyand eek by strete, I make avow to Goddes digne bones! Herkneth, fdawes, we thre been al ones; Lat ech of us holde up his hand til oother, And ech of us bicomen otheres brother, And we wol sleen this false traytour Deeth. He shal be slayn, he that so manye sleeth, By Goddes dignitee, er it be nyght!' Togidres han thise thre hir trouthes plight To lyve and dyen ech of hem for oother, As though he were his owene ybore brother. And up they stirte, al dronken in this rage, And forth they goon towardes that village Of which the taverner hadde spokebiforn. And many a grisly oath thanne han they sworn,.and Cristes blessed body they torente - Deeth shal be deed, if that they may hym hente! Whan they han goon nat fully half a mile, Right as they walde hantroden over a stile, An oold man and a povre with hem mette. This aide man ful mekely hem grette, And seyde thus, 'Now, lordes, God yow see!' The proudeste of thise riotoures three THE PARDONERS'S TALE This plague" has killed a thousand people. And, master, before you approach him, it seems to me that one should be careful of such a foe. Be on the constant lookout incase you meet him. That's what my mother taught me; that's all I have to say.' 'By StMary!' said the innkeeper, 'the boy speaks the truth, for he has this year killed, over a mile from here in a sizeable village, both man, woman, child, farm-worker and menial. I believe his dwelling is there. It would be very sensible to be forewarned before he harms someone.' 'Oh yes? By God's arms!' said this rioter; 'Is it so dangerous to meet him? I'll look for him along byway and highway. I swear on God's noble bones! Listen, lads, we three are mates; leteach hold up his hand to theothers, and become the others' blather, andwe'll kill this false traitor Death. By God's honour, before it IS night, he who has killed so many will be killed!' The three of them pledged their word to one another to live and die each for the other, as if he were his own born brother. And up they jumped in this completely drunk, mad mood, and fethey went to that village the innkeeper had mentioned arlier. Then they swore many a terrible oath, ripping apart the lessed body of Christ. Death will be dead, if they can catch 1m! When they had gone scarcely half a mile, just as they were out to climb over a style, a poor old man encountered them. 'hisold mangreetedthemveryhumbly, and said, 'Now, gentleen, may God-watch over you.' proudest of these three rioters replied, [... ] General Prologue, n. I5. 535
14 THE PARDONER'S Answerde agayn, 'What, carl, with sory grace! Why artow al forwrapped save thy face? Why lyvestow so longe in so greet age?' This olde man gan looke in hisvisage, And seyde thus: 'For I ne kan nat fynde A man, though that I walked into Ynde, Neither,in citee ne in no village, That wolde chaunge his youthe for myn age; And therfore moot I han myn age stille, As longe tyme as it is Goddes wille. Ne Deeth, allas, ne wol nat han my lyf. thus walke I, lyk a restelees kaityf, And on the ground, which is my moodres gate, I knokke with my staf, bothe erly and late, And seye "Leeve mooder, leet me in! Lo how I vanysshe, flessh, and blood, and skynl Allas, whan shul my bones been at reste? Mooder, with yow wolde I chaunge my cheste that in my chambre longe tyme hath be, Ye, for an heyre clowt to, wrappe me!" But yet tome she wolnat do that grace, For which ful pale and welked is my face. 'But, sires, to yow it is no curteisye to speken to an old man vileynye, But he, trespasse in wol;d or elles in dede. In Hooly Writ ye may yourself wel rede: "AgayI1s an oold man, hoor upon his heed, Ye sholde arise;" wherfore I yeve yow-reed, Ne dooth unto an oold man noon harm now,, Namoore than that ye wolde men did to yow In age, if that ye so longe abyde. And God be with yow, where ye go or ryde! I moot go thider as I have to go.' 'Nay, olde cherl, by God, thou shalt nat so,' Seyde this oother hasardour anon; 'Thon partest nat so lightly, by Seint John! thou spak right now of thilke naytonr Deeth. That in this contree alle oure freendes sleeth. THE PARDONERS'S TALE 'What, you wretch, cnrse you! Why are you all wrapped up apart from your face? Why are you living so long, to such great a.ge?' the old man looked into his face, and said th\1s, 'Because I,a,I1't find anyone, even if I walked from here to India, in city ar i~ village, who wants to exchange his yonth for my age. Consequently, I have to retain my age still for as long as God wills. Nor will Death, alas, take my life. So I walk like a restless wretch, and on the gronnd, which is the gateway to my mother, I knock with my stick, morning and night, and say, "Dear mather, let me in! See how I shrink away, flesh, blood and skin! 'A.1as, when shall my bones be.at rest? Mother, I would willingly ~xthange with you the treasure-chest, which has long been in Illyroom, just for a haircloth to wrap round myself." But she Will not do that kind act for me; consequently my face is so pale and withered. 'But, gentlemen, it is discourteous to speak churlishly to an,ldman, unless he harms you in word or deed. You yourselves ay truly read in the Holy Bible, "At the arrival of an old, hite-headed man you should stand Up.,,17 So I give you this,vice: don't hurt an old man I1ow, any more than you would eit done to you when you are old, if you live so long. And be with you, wherever you may be. 1 ' I must go where go.' you old wretch, by God you won't!' said another of gamblers straight away. 'You don't get away so easily, by Just now, you spoke about that traitor Death, who all our friends in this district. [... ] LevitiCUS'19:3 2. where ye go or ryde [748J: literally, 'wherever you go or ride', a tag meaiiinll 'wherever you may be'. 537
15 THE PARDONER'S Have heer my trouthe, as thauart his espye, Telle where he is or thou shalt it abye, By God and by the hooly sacrement! For soothly thou art oon of his assent To sleen us yonge folk, thou false theef!' 'Now, sires,' quod he, 'if that yow be so leef To fynde Deeth, turne up this croked wey, For in that grove I lafte hym, by my fey, Under a tree, and there he wale abyde; Noght for youre boost he wale him no thyng Se ye that oak? Right there ye shal hym fynde. God save yow, that boghte agayn rnankynde, And yow amende!' Thus seyde this aide man; And everich of thise riotoures ran Til he cam to that tree, and ther they founde Of floryns fyne of gold ycoyned rounde We! ny an eighte busshe!s, as hem thoughte. No lenger thanne after Deeth they soughte, But ech of hem so glad was of'that sighte, For that the floryns been So faire and brighte, That doun they sette hem by this precious The worste of hem, he spak the firste word. 'Bretheren,' quod he, 'taak kep what that I My wit is greet, though that'i bourde and pleye. This tresor hath Fortune unto us yiven In myrthe and joliftee oure lyf to Iyven, And lightly as it comth, so wol we spende. Ey, Goddes precious dignitee! Who wende To-d~y that we sholde han so fair a grace? But myghte this gold be caried fro this place Hoom to myn hous, or elles unto youres - For wel ye woot that al this gold is oures Thanne were we in heigh felicitee. But trewely, by daye it may nat bee. Men walde seyn that we were theves stronge, And for oure owene tresor doon us honge. This tresor moste ycaried be by nyghte As wisely and as slyly as it myghte. PARDONERS'S TALE my belief you're his spy. You tell me where he is or you'll pay for it, by Cod and by the Holy Sacrament! You've dearly ganged up with him to kill us young people, you lying thief!' 'Now, gentlemen,' he said, 'if you are so keen to find Death, turn up this twisting path, because, on iny word of honour, I left him iu that little woodland, under a tree. He'll stay there; he won't hide away on account of your boast. Do you see that oak-tree? You'll find him just there. God, who redeemed mankind, save you and reform you!' So spoke this old man, and each of the rioters ran till he came to that t~ee, and there they found what appeared to them to be almost eight bushels offine gold circular minted florins." They didn't look for Death any more then, but each of them was so happy at that sight, because the florins were so beautiful and shining, that they sat themselves down by this precious hoard. The wickedest of them spoke the first word. 'Brothers,' he said, 'listen carefully to what I'm saying; I'in yery smart, even if I joke and lark around. Fortune has given us, this treasure so that we can live our lives in fun and amusement, and what's come easily, we'll spend easily. Oh, by God's precious worthiness, who would believe that today we'd have such a lovely blessing? But, if only this gold could be transported from here, back to my house, Or else to yours - because know full well that all this gold is ours - then we'd be very But, to be honest, that can't be done by daylight. People say we're tough thieves and have us hanged because of own treasure. The treasure has to 'be transported at night, iscreetlyand cunningly as possible. [... ] A bushel is a measure of capacity for grain, fruit, etc., equivalent to 8 gajlons. A florin as an English coin was worth one third of a: pound. For its relative value, see 0.6, above. 539
16 S 8'0 8' '0 54 THE PARDONER'S Wherfore I rede that cut among us aile Be drawe, and Iat se wher the out wol fal1e; And he that hath the cut with herte blithe Shal renne to the town, and that ful swithe, And brynge us breed and wyn ful pj:ively. And two of us shul kepen subtilly This tresor wel; and if he wol nat tarie, Whan it is nyght, we wol this tresor carie, By oon assent, where as us thynketh best.' That oon of hem the cut broghte in his fest, And bad hem drawe and Iooke where it wol falle;' And it fil on the yongeste of hem aile, And forth toward the toun he wente anon. And also sooneas that he was gon, That oon of hem spak thus unto that oother: 'Thaw knowest wel thou art my sworen brother; Thy profitwol I telle thee anon. Thou woost wei that oure felawe'is agon. And heere is gold,,and that ful greet plentee, That shal departed been among us thre. But nathelees, if I kan shape it so That it departed were among us two, Hadde I nat doon afreendes torn to thee?' That oother answerde, 'I noat hou that may He woot that the gold is with us tweye; What shal we doon? What shal we to hym seye?' 'Shal it be oonseil?' seyde the firste shrewe, 'And I shal tellen in a wordes fewe Whit we shal doon, and brynge it wei aboute.' 'I graunte,' quod that cather, 'out of doute, That, by my trouthe, I wol thee nat biwreye.' 'Now,' quod the firste, 'thou woost wei we be And two of us shul strenger be than oon. Laake whan that he is set, that right anoon Arys as though thou woldest with hym pleye, And I shal'ryve hym thurgh the sydes tweye Whil that thou strogelest with hym as in game, And with thy daggere looke thou do the same; 541 suggest that we draw Straws between us, and let's see 'ho gets the short straw. Whoever draws the short straw will :he,erfully run to the town, as fast as possible, and, without gi,ying thegame away, fetch us bread and wine. Two ofus must maintain a careful watch over the treasure, and, provided he b~rries up, we'lloarry this treasure at nightfall wherever seems best by oommon oonsent.' One of them held the straws in his,ft St ; and told them to choose artd see where the short sttaw ended up. It fell to the youngest of them, and off he went traight away to the town. As Soon as he had left, one of them,pqke to the other thus: 'You know very well that you are my,swam brother. I'm going to tell you something for your profit. Yo~ see that our companion has left, and here is gold and plenty fit, whioh will be split between the three of us. However, if lcquld so fix it that it would be divided between us two, o\lldn't J have done you a friendly turn?' the other man replied, 'I don't see how that oan be. He ows that we two have the gold. What shall we do? What all we tell him?' 'Can you keep a seoret?' said the first rogue, 'arid I'll tell you 'J:iefly what we'll do, and suooessfully bring it about.' 'All right,' said the'other man, 'no messing about, I give you y word I won't betray you.' 'Now,' said the first one, 'you know very well that there are us, and two are stronger than one. Look to it that when sat down you get up straight away as if you're larking with him, and while you're wrestling as if in play, I'll a dagger through both his sides, and you see that you do same with your dagger. [... ]
17 THE PARDON And thanne shal al this gold,departed be, My deere freend, bitwixen me and thee. Thalme may we bathe oure lustes all fulfille, And pleye at dees right at oure owene wille.' And thus,!corded been thise shrewes tweye To sleen the thridde, as ye han herd me seye. This yongeste, which 'that wente to the toun, Ful ofte, in herte he rolleth up and doun The beautee of thise floryns newe and brighte. '0 Lord!' quod he, 'if so were that I myghte Have al this tresor to myself allone,, Ther is no man that lyveth under the trone Of God that sholde Iyve so murye as II' And atte laste the feend, cure enemy, Putte in his thought that he sholde payson beye, With which he myghte sleen his felawes tweye;, For-why the feend foond hym in swich lyvynge' That he hadde leve him to sorwe brynge. For this was outrely his fulle entente, To sleen hem bathe and nevere to tepente. And forth he gooth, no lenger walde he tarie,, Into the toun, unto a pothecarie, And preyde hym that he hym walde selle Sam payson, that he myghte his rattes quelle; And eek ther was a poleat in,his hawe, That, as he seyde, his capouns hadde yslawe, And fayn he walde wreke hym, if he myghte, On vermyn that destroyed hym by nyghte. The"pothecarie answerde, 'And thou shalt A thyng that, also God my soule save, In al this world ther is no creature That eten or dronken hath of this confiture Noght but the montance of a corn of whete, That he ne shal his lif anon forlete; Ye, sterve he shal, and that in lasse while Than thou walt goon a pass nat but a mile, This poysoun is so strong and violent.' This cursed man hath in his hand yhent
18 This poysoun in a box, and sith he ran Into the nexte strete unto a man, And borwed[of] hym large botelles thre, And in the two his payson poured he; The thridde he kepte clene for his drynke. For al the nyght he shoop hym for to swynke In cariynge of the gold out of that place. And whan this riotour, with sory grace, Hadde filled with wyn his. grete botels thre, To his felawes agayn repaireth he. What nedeth it to sermone of it moore? For right as they hadde Cast his deeth bifoore, Right so they han hym slayn, and that anon. And whan that this was doon, thus spak that oew'. 'Now lat us sitte and drynke, and make us merie, And afterward we wol his body berie.' And with that word it happed hym, par cas,. To take the botel ther the payson was, And drank, and yaf his felawe drynke also, For which anon they storven bathe two. But certes, I suppose that Avycen Wroot nevere in no canon, ne in no-fen, Mo wonder signes of empoisonyng Than hadde thise wrecches two, er hir endyng. Thus ended been thise homycides two, And eek the false empoysonere also. o cursed synne of alle cursednesse! o traytours homycide, 0 wikkednesse! o glotonye, luxurie, and hasardrye!. Thou blasphemour of Crist with vileynye Aud othes grete, of usage and of pride! Allas, mankynde, how may it bitide That to thy creatour, which that the wroghte And with his precious herte-blood theeboghte, Thou art so fals and so unkynde"allas? Now, goode men, God foryevesow youre trespas; And ware, yow fro the synne of avarice! Myn hooly pardoun may yow alle warice,. THEPARDON'E:RS'S TALE eleventh-century Arabic,medicalauthority, who, in one' section of his discusses poisons. See General Prologue, the poison in a box;"and afterwards he ran to a man in the next street, and borrowed three large bottles from him. Into two of them he poured his poison. The third he left pure for his own drink. Be planned to work for the whole night carrying the gold from there. And when this accursed rioter had filled the three bottles with wine, he went back to his companions. What's the point of making a long sermon about it, because, just as they had planned his death before, it was exactly how they kilied him, withoutthe slightesthesitation? And when this was accomplished, one of them said, 'Now let's sit and drink and celebrate, and afterwards we'll bury his body.' And as he spoke, it so turned out that he took the bottle that had poison in it, and he offered his c9mpanion some drink, too. Thus the two of them died immediately. But, indeed, I imagine that Avicenna 20 didn't write in any set bfprinciples or section in his book more terrible manifestations fpoisoning than these two suffered before they died. So died he two murderers, and the wicked poisoner too. o cursed sin of all that can be cursed! 0 treacherous murderer! 0 wickedness! 0 gluttony, lust and gambling! You, blasphemer of Christ, with your shameful behaviour, and abitual, appalling swearing and your pride! Alas, mankind, ow Can it be that you are, alas, so false and unnatural to your who formed you and redeemed you with the precious of his heart? goo~ people, God forgive you your sins, and beware sin of greed! My holy pardon can save you all, [... ]
19 9' 9' THE PARDONER',5 So that ye offre nobles or sterlynges, Or elles silver broches; spoones, rynges. Boweth youre heed under this hooly bulle! Cometh up, ye wyves, offreth of youre wolle!. Youre names I entre heer in my roue anon; Into the blisse of hevene shul ye gon. I yow asspille, by myn heigh power, Yow that wol offre, as clene and eek as cleer As ye were born. ~ And 10, sires, thus I preche, And Jhesu Crist, that is oure soules leche, So graunte. yow his pardoun to receyve, For that is best; I wol yow nat deceyve. 'But, sires, a word forgat I in my tale: I have relikes and pardoun in my male, As faire as any man in Engelond, Whiche were me yevert by the popes hand. If any of yow wale, of devocion, Offren and han myn absolucion, Com forth anon, and kneleth heere adonn, And mekely receyveth my pardoun; Or elles taketh pardoun as ye wende, Al newe and fressh at every miles ende, So that ye offren, alwey newe and newe, Nobles or pens, whiche that be 'goode and It is an honour to everich that is heer That ye mowe have a suffisant pardoneer T'assoille yow in contree as ye ryde, For aventures whiche that may bityde. Paraventure ther may fallen oon or two Donn of his hars and breke his nekke atwo. Laake which a seuretee is it to yow alle That 1 am in youre felaweshipe yfalle, That may assoille yow, bothe moore and lasse" Whan that the soule shal fro the body passe. I rede that oure Hoost heere shal bigynne, For he ismoost envoluped in synne.!f9vided that you offer nobles" or pennies, or else silver 'roaches, spoons or rings. Bow your head beneath the holy pal-bull!22 Come up, you wives, offer some of yout wool! I'll let your namesstraight away in my document; you will go o the bliss of heaven. I absolve by my great authority those you who offer, and [make you] as pure and innocent, too, the day you were born. And thus, gentlemen, I preach. And 'lls, Christ~ physician to OUf souls, so grant you to receive his rdon, because that is the best of all, I won't deceive you. '\It,gentlemen, I forgot one matter in my tale: I have relics qpardons in my bag, as good as has any man in England, hichwere presented to me by the pope's own hand. If, out of ense of devotion, any of you would like to offer and receive absolution, come forward at Once and kneel down here and l1lblyreceive my pardon; or, alternatively, as you're travelling ng, after you've covered each mile, get the pardon, nice and and fresh, so long as you each time offer valid, genuine bles or pence. It's an.honour to everyone here to have such 9mpetent pardoner to absolve you as Yoou ride along in the nlryside, in case of accidents that might occur. Conceivably, e Or two could fall from a horse and break their necks in D. See what an insurance it is for all of you that I've joined rcompany ~ I who can absolve any of you when the soul es.from the body. I recommend that our Host should begin, Use he's themost covered in sin. [... J 1), 110b1e was worth 6 shillings and' 8 pence, i.e., a third of a pound. There were I2 pennies iui shilling, and 20 shillings in a pound. document signed by the;pope. 547
20 Com forth, sire Hoost, and offre first anon, And thou shalt kisse the relikes everychon, Ye, for a grote! Unbokele anon thy purs,' 'Nay, nay!' quod he, 'thanne have I Cristes curs! Lat be,' quod he, 'it shal nat be, so theech! Thou woldest make me kisse thyn olde breech, And swere it were a relyk of a seint, Though it w~re with thy fundement depeint! But, by the crays which that Seint Eleyne fond, I wolde I hadde thy coillonsin myn hand In stide of relikesor of seintuarie. Lat kutte hem of, I wol thee helpe hem carie; They shul be shryned in an hogges toord!' This Pardoner answerde nat a word; So wrooth he was, no word ne wolde he seye. 'Now,' quod oure Hoost, 'I wol no lenger pleye With thee, ne with noon oother angry man.' But right anon the worthy Knyght bigan, Whan that he saugh that al the peple lough, 'Namoore of this, for it is right ynough! Sire Pardoner, be glad and myrie of cheere; And ye, sire Hoost, that been to me so deere, I prey yow that ye kisse the Pardoner. And Pardoner, I prey thee, drawe thee neer, And, as we diden, lat us laughe and pleye.' Anon they kiste, and ryden forth hir weye. Heere is ended the Pardoners Tale THE PARDONER'S TALE THE PARDONERS'S TALE Come out straight away, sir Host, and offer first, and you must kiss each of the relics, yes, for a four-penny piece. Open you purse, now!' 'Oh no,' he said, 'then I would have the condemnation of Christ! Forget it,'- he said, 'that's certainly23 not going to be done! You'd have me kiss your old underpants and sweat they were the relic of a saint, even if they were stained with your bottom! But, by the cross St Helen found,24 I wish I had your testicles in my hand, instead of relics or a box for them, I'd cut them off and help you cart them around; they could be enshrined in a lump of hog's shit!' This Pardoner didn't answer a word; he was so angry that he wouldn't speak a syllable. 'Now,' said OUf Host, "I'm not going to amuse myself with you or anyone else who has lost his temper.,' But the worthy Knight immediately said, as soon as he saw everyone laughing, 'No more! That's quite enough now! Pardoner, sir, cheer up, And you, sir, my very dear Host, I beg you, kiss the Pardoner; and you, Pardoner, I ask you; come back close, and, as we were, let's laugh and be merry.' Straight away, they kissed and rode on. Here ends the Pardoner's Tale so theech[947. an elision of so thee ich]: literally, 'so may I thrive', a common tagfor 'certainly'. 24 Helena ( ) was the mother ofconstantin~i, and was reputed to have found a relic of the crosson which Christ was crucified.
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