1 Shopaholic to the Rescue is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any
2 Cover Title Page Copyright Prologue Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Copyright 2015 by Madhen Media Ltd. All rights reserved. Published in the United States by The Dial Press, an imprint of Random House, a division of Penguin Random House LLC, New York. THE DIAL PRESS and the HOUSE colophon are registered trademarks of Penguin Random House LLC. Published in the United Kingdom by Bantam Press, an imprint of Transworld Publishers, a member of The Random House Group, London. LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA Kinsella, Sophie, author. Shopaholic to the rescue : a novel / Sophie Kinsella. pages ; cm ISBN (hardback) ISBN (ebook) 1. Family secrets Fiction. I. Title. PR6073.I246S '.914 dc ebook ISBN randomhousebooks.com Book design by Dana Leigh Blanchette, adapted for ebook Illustrations on the title page, chapter openers, and this page, this page, this page, and this page: istockphoto.com Title and illustration design: Scott Biel v4.1 ep Contents
3 Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve Chapter Thirteen Chapter Fourteen Chapter Fifteen Chapter Sixteen Chapter Seventeen Chapter Eighteen Chapter Nineteen Dedication Acknowledgments By Sophie Kinsella About the Author From: To: Brandon, Rebecca Subject: A request Dear Mrs. Brandon, It has been a long time since I saw you last. I hope you and your family are flourishing. As for myself, I am enjoying a life of retirement but find my mind often casting back fondly to episodes from my professional life at Endwich Bank. I have therefore decided to embark upon an autobiography or memoir, provisionally entitled: Good and Bad Debts: The Ups and Downs of a Patient (and Not So Patient!) Fulham Bank Manager. I have written two chapters already, which were well received by members of my local horticultural club; several present even expressed the opinion: They should put it on TV! Well, I don t know about that!! I might say, Mrs. Brandon, that you were always one of my more colorful customers and had a unique approach to your finances. (I heartily hope and believe that you have mended your ways with maturity.) We crossed swords many a time, but I trust we reached some sort of entente cordiale by the time of my retirement? I therefore wonder if I might interview you for my book at a time convenient to yourself? I await your reply with pleasure.
4 Yours sincerely, Derek Smeath Bank Manager (Retd.) From: To: Brandon, Rebecca Subject: Re: Re: A request Dear Mrs. Brandon, I write in disappointment. I approached you in good faith, as a fellow professional, or even, dare I say, friend. I hoped to be treated as such. If you do not wish to be interviewed for my memoir, then that is your choice. However, I am saddened that you felt the need to concoct an elaborate lie. Clearly this ridiculous, convoluted story about racing after your father towards Las Vegas to uncover some mystery and make sure poor Tarkie isn t being brainwashed is entirely fictitious. How many times, Mrs. Brandon, have I held missives from you in which you have claimed to have broken your leg, suffered from glandular fever, or told me that your (imaginary) dog has died? I had hoped that as a mature, married mother, you might have grown up a little. However, I find myself sadly disappointed. Yours sincerely, Derek Smeath From: To: Brandon, Rebecca Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A request Dear Mrs. Brandon, To say I was astonished by your most recent would be an understatement. Thank you very much for the series of photographs. I can indeed see that you are standing on the edge of a desert. I see the RV that you are pointing at and the close-up of the map of California. I also observe your friend Lady Cleath-Stuart in one picture, although whether it is totally obvious from her tortured expression that her husband has gone missing is not for me to say. May I please ask you to clarify: Your father has gone missing and so has your friend s husband? Both at once? Yours sincerely, Derek Smeath From: To: Brandon, Rebecca Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A request Dear Mrs. Brandon, My goodness, what a story! Your was a little garbled, if I may say would these be the correct facts?
5 Your father came to visit you in Los Angeles because he discovered some news regarding an old friend, Brent, whom he had not seen for many years. He then disappeared on a mission, leaving only a note in which he referred to putting something right. He has enlisted the help of Lord Cleath-Stuart ( Tarkie ), who has been through a difficult time lately and is in a vulnerable state. He has also co-opted a chap named Bryce. (Strange names they have in California.) Now you are following the three to Las Vegas in the fear that Bryce is a nefarious character who may wish to extract money from Lord Cleath-Stuart. In answer to your query, I m afraid I do not have any blinding insights with which to help you, nor did anything similar ever happen while I was at the bank. Although we did once have a rather shady client who attempted to deposit a bin bag full of 20 notes, whereupon I phoned the financial authorities. I will be recounting that tale in my book, believe me!! I wish you every success in tracking down the missing three, and if I can be of any help whatsoever, please do not hesitate to contact me. Yours sincerely, Derek Smeath ONE
6 OK, says Luke calmly. Don t panic. Don t panic? Luke is saying don t panic? No. Noooo. This is all wrong. My husband never says Don t panic. If he s saying Don t panic, then what he really means is: There s every good reason to panic. God, now I m panicking. Lights are flashing and the police siren is still sounding. All I can think are wild random thoughts like, Do handcuffs hurt? and Who shall I call from my jail cell? and Are the jumpsuits all orange? A policeman is heading toward our hired Class C twenty-six-foot motor home. (Blue gingham drapes, flowered upholstery, six beds, although bed is an exaggeration try six skinny mattresses plonked on planks of wood. ) He s one of those cool-looking American policemen with mirror shades and a tan, and he s very scary. My heart starts to thump and I automatically start searching around for a hiding place. OK, maybe this is a slight overreaction. But I ve always been nervous around policemen, ever since I smuggled six pairs of dollies shoes out of Hamleys, at age five, and a policeman came up to me and boomed, What have you got there,
7 young lady? and I nearly jumped out of my skin. He was admiring my helium balloon, it turned out. (We sent the dollies shoes back in an envelope after Mum and Dad found them, with a letter of apology, which I wrote myself. And then Hamleys wrote back and said, Don t worry, very nicely. I think that s the first time I realized that writing a letter is actually a very good way to get yourself out of a tricky situation.) Luke! I mutter urgently. Quick. Are we supposed to bribe them? How much cash have we got? Becky, says Luke patiently, I said, don t panic. There ll be a perfectly good reason why they ve pulled us over. Should we all get out? says Suze. I say we stay in the vehicle, says Janice, sounding edgy. I say we act perfectly normal, as though we ve got nothing to hide. We have got nothing to hide, says Alicia, sounding exasperated. Everyone needs to relax. They ve got guns! says Mum wildly, peering out of the window. Guns, Janice! Jane, please calm down! says Luke. I ll go and talk to them. He gets out of the RV, and the rest of us look around at one another anxiously. I m traveling with my best friend, Suze; my very much un-best friend, Alicia; my daughter, Minnie; my mum; and her best friend, Janice. We re on our way to Las Vegas from L.A., and already we ve argued about the air-conditioning, the seating arrangements, and whether Janice should be allowed to play Celtic pipe music to calm her nerves. (Answer: no. Five votes to one.) It s a tad fraught, this road trip, and we ve only been going for two hours. And now this. I watch as the cop approaches Luke and starts talking. Doggie! says Minnie, pointing out of the window. Big, big, big doggie. A second cop has come up to Luke, with an intimidating-looking police dog. It s a German shepherd and it s sniffing around Luke s feet. Suddenly it looks up at the RV and barks. Oh God! Janice emits an anguished cry. I knew it! It s the narcotics squad! They re going to sniff me out! What? I turn to stare at her. Janice is a middle-aged lady who likes flower arranging and doing people s makeup in lurid shades of peach. What does she mean, sniff her out? I m sorry to have to tell you, everybody She gulps dramatically. But I have illicit drugs about my person. For a moment, nobody moves. My brain is refusing to compute these two elements. Illicit drugs? Janice? Drugs! Mum exclaims. Janice, what are you talking about? For jet lag, Janice moans. My doctor was so unhelpful, I had to resort to the Internet. Annabel at the bridge club gave me the website, but it had a disclaimer: May be prohibited in certain countries. And now that dog will sniff them out and we ll get hauled in for questioning
8 She breaks off at the sound of frenzied barking. I have to admit, the police dog seems quite keen on coming over to the RV. It s pulling on its leash and yelping, and the policeman keeps looking down at it in irritation. You bought prohibited drugs? Suze explodes. Why would you do that? Janice, you re going to jeopardize the whole trip! Mum sounds apoplectic. How could you bring Class A drugs to America? I m sure they re not Class A, I say, but Mum and Janice are too hysterical to listen. Get rid of them! Mum is saying shrilly. Now! Here they are. Janice takes two white packets out of her bag, her hands fumbling. I never would have brought them if I d known Well, what shall we do with them? demands Mum. Everyone swallow one blister pack, says Janice, pulling them out of the boxes in agitation. That s the only thing we can do. Are you nuts? retorts Suze furiously. I m not swallowing unlicensed tablets from the Internet! Janice, you have to dispose of them, says Mum. Get out and scatter them by the side of the road. I ll distract the police. No, we ll all distract the police. Everybody out of the RV. Now. The police will notice! wails Janice. No, the police won t notice, says Mum firmly. Do you hear me, Janice? The police won t notice. Not if you re quick. She opens the door of the RV and we all pile out into the already blazing hot day. We re parked by the side of the freeway, with scratchy, scrubby desert stretching away on either side, as far as you can see. Go on! Mum hisses to Janice. As Janice picks her way over the dry ground, Mum bustles up to the policemen, Suze and Alicia in tow. Jane! says Luke, looking taken aback to see her by his side. It wasn t necessary for you to get out. He shoots me a glance that says What the hell are you doing? and I shrug helplessly back. Good morning, officer, Mum says, addressing the first policeman. I m sure my son-in-law has explained the situation. My husband has gone missing on a secret life-or-death mission. It s not necessarily life or death. I feel the need to clarify. Every time Mum uses the phrase life or death, I m certain her blood pressure goes up. I keep trying to soothe her, but I m not sure she wants to be soothed. He s in the company of Lord Cleath-Stuart, Mum continues, and this is Lady Cleath-Stuart. They live in Letherby Hall, one of the top stately homes in England, she adds proudly. That s irrelevant! says Suze. One of the cops takes off his sunglasses to survey Suze. Like Downton Abbey? My wife is nuts for that show. Oh, Letherby is far better than Downton, says Mum. You should visit.
9 Out of the corner of my eye I notice Janice, standing in the desert in her aqua floral two-piece dress, madly scattering pills behind a giant cactus. She could hardly be less discreet. But luckily the policemen are distracted by Mum, who is now telling them about Dad s note. He left it on his pillow! she s saying indignantly. A little trip, he s calling it. What kind of married man just ups and leaves on a little trip? Officers. Luke has been trying to get a word in. Thank you for informing me about the taillight. Perhaps we could carry on with our journey now? There s a short silence as the cops look consideringly at each other. Don t panic, says Minnie, looking up from where she s been playing with her favorite dolly, Speaky. She beams up at one of the policemen. Don t panic. Sure thing. He beams back at her. Cute kid. What s your name, honey? The police won t notice, replies Minnie conversationally, and at once there s a prickly silence. My stomach clenches tight and I don t dare glance at Suze. Meanwhile, the smile on the cop s face has frozen. I m sorry, what did you say? he asks Minnie. Notice what, sweetheart? Nothing! I say shrilly. We ve been watching TV; you know what children are like. There we are! Janice arrives by my side, breathless. All done. Hello, officers, what can we do to help you? The two cops seem disconcerted to see yet another person joining the group. Ma am, where ve you been? asks one. I was behind the cactus. Call of nature, Janice adds, clearly proud of her prepared answer. Don t you have facilities in the RV? says the light-haired cop. Oh, says Janice, looking thrown. Oh, goodness. I suppose we do. Her confident air melts away and her eyes dart about wildly. Goodness. Um well in actual fact I felt like a walk. The dark-haired cop folds his arms. A walk? A walk behind a cactus? The police won t notice, says Minnie to Janice confidingly, and Janice jumps like a scalded cat. Minnie! Goodness, dear! Notice what? Ha-ha-ha! Can t you shut that child up? says Alicia in a furious undertone. It was a nature walk, Janice adds weakly. I was admiring the cacti. Beautiful um prickles. Beautiful prickles? Is that the best she could come up with? OK, I m never going on a road trip with Janice again. She looks totally uncool and guilty. No wonder the cops seem suspicious. (I ll admit that Minnie hasn t exactly helped.) The policemen are looking at each other meaningfully. Any minute now they re going to say they re bringing us in or calling the feds. I have to do something, quick. But what? Think, think And then inspiration strikes. Officer! I exclaim. I m so glad we ve met, because I have a favor to ask. I have a young cousin who d love to become a police officer, and he d be so grateful
10 for an internship. Could he contact you? You re Officer Kapinski. I get out my phone and start typing in the name, copying it off his badge. Perhaps he could shadow you? There are official channels, ma am, says Officer Kapinski discouragingly. Tell him to look on the website. Oh, but it s all about personal connections, isn t it? I blink innocently at him. Are you available tomorrow? We could meet after work. Yes! We ll be waiting for you outside the precinct. I take a step forward and Officer Kapinski backs away. He s so talented and chatty. You ll love him. So we ll see you tomorrow, shall we? I ll bring croissants, shall I? Officer Kapinski looks utterly freaked out. You re good to go, he mutters, and turns on his heel. Within about thirty seconds, he, his colleague, and the dog are back in the police car and zooming off. Bravo, Becky! applauds Luke. Well done, love! chimes in Mum. That was close. Janice is trembling. Too close. We need to be more careful. What is all this? says Luke, baffled. Why did you get out of the RV? Janice is on the run from the narcs, I say, and almost want to giggle at his expression. Look, I ll explain on the road. Let s get going. TWO
11 They went missing two days ago. You might say, So what? They re probably just on a boys trip. Why not relax and wait for them to roll on home? Actually, that s what the police did say. But it s more complicated than that. Tarquin had a bit of a breakdown-type moment recently. He s also very rich and is apparently being targeted by Bryce with unhealthy practices, which Suze is worried means joining a cult. I mean, it s all just a theory. In fact, it s lots of different theories. To be honest and I d never say this to Suze I secretly think we might find that Dad and Tarquin have been sitting in a twenty-four-hour café in L.A. all this time. Suze, on the other hand, believes Bryce has already thrown Tarquin down a canyon after plundering his bank account. (She won t admit it, but I know it s what she thinks.) What we need is some order. We need a plan. We need one of those incident boards like they have in cop shows, with lists and arrows and pictures of Dad and Tarkie. (Actually, no, let s not do that. Then they really would look like murder victims.) But we need something. So far, this road trip has been shambolic. It was an utter kerfuffle this morning what with packing and handing over Suze s three children to her nanny, Ellie (she s going to live in and have full
12 charge while we re gone). Luke arrived with the hired RV at the crack of dawn. Then I woke Mum and Janice they d only had a few hours sleep since they arrived from the UK and we all jumped in and said, To Vegas! To be absolutely truthful, we probably didn t need to hire an RV. In fact, Luke was all for going in two sedans. But my argument was: We need to talk to one another en route. Therefore we need an RV. Plus, how can you go on an American road trip and not get an RV? Exactly. Since then, Suze has spent the whole time googling cults, which I don t think she should do, because it s freaking her out. (Especially when she found one where they all paint their faces white and get married to animals.) Luke has mostly been on the phone to his second-in-command, Gary, who s at a conference in London, taking Luke s place. Luke owns a PR firm, and he s got stacks of commitments right now, but he put them all aside to drive the RV. Which is really supportive and loving of him, and I will do exactly the same for him when the situation arises. Janice and Mum have been exchanging dire theories about Dad having a meltdown and going to live wild in the desert in a poncho. (Why a poncho?) Minnie has said, Cactus, Mummy! Cac-TUS! about three thousand times. And I ve sat there in silence, stroking her hair and just letting my thoughts swirl around. Which, to be honest, isn t a lot of fun. My thoughts aren t in a brilliant place right now. I m trying to stay as positive and buoyant as I can, I really am. I m trying to keep everyone cheery and not dwell on the past. But every time I let my guard down, it all comes back, in a horrible rush of guilt. Because the truth is: This whole trip is down to me. It s all my fault. Half an hour later we stop at a diner to have some breakfast and regroup. I take Minnie to the ladies, where we have a long conversation about different kinds of soap and Minnie decides she has to try each soap dispenser in turn and basically it takes forever. When at last we make it back into the diner, Suze is standing alone, looking at a vintage-style poster, and I head toward her. Suze I say for about the billionth time. Listen. I m sorry. Sorry for what? She barely looks up. You know. Everything I break off, feeling a bit despairing. I don t know how to continue. Suze is my oldest, dearest friend, and being with her used to feel like the easiest thing in the world. But now it feels like I m in a stage play and I ve forgotten my lines and she s not about to help me out. It was over the last few weeks, while we were both living in L.A., that things went wrong. Not just between Suze and me, but altogether. I lost my head. I went careering off the track. I wanted to be a celebrity stylist so badly that I lost the plot for a bit. I can hardly believe it was only last night that I was standing on the red carpet outside a premiere, realizing quite how badly I didn t want to be inside the cinema with all the celebrities. I feel like I ve been in a bubble, and now it s popped.
13 Luke gets it. We had a long talk last night and set a lot of things straight. What happened to me in Hollywood was freakish, he said. I became a celebrity overnight, without intending to at all, and it threw me. My friends and family won t hold it against me forever, he said. They ll forgive me. Well, maybe he s forgiven me. But Suze hasn t. The worst thing is, last night I thought everything was healing. Suze stood there and begged me to come on this trip, and I promised her I d drop everything. She cried and said she d missed me, and I felt this massive relief. But now that I m here, everything s changed. She s behaving as though she doesn t want me here. She won t discuss it; she just exudes hostility. I mean, I know she s worried about Tarkie; I know I need to cut her some slack. It s just hard. Whatever, says Suze brusquely. And without looking at me, she heads back to the table. As I follow her, Alicia Bitch Long-legs glances up and sweeps disdainful eyes over me. I still can t quite believe she s come on this trip. Alicia Bitch Longlegs, my least favorite person in the world. I should say, Alicia Merrelle. That s her name now, ever since she married Wilton Merrelle, founder of the famous yoga and rehab center Golden Peace. It s a massive complex, with classes and a gift shop, and I used to be quite a fan. Well, we were all fans. Until Tarquin started going there all the time to hang out with Bryce and told Suze she was toxic and frankly became a bit weird. (I should say: a bit weirder. He s never exactly been the most normal knife in the drawer, old Tarkie.) It was Alicia who discovered they were heading to Vegas. It was Alicia who brought a chiller full of coconut water for the RV. Alicia s the heroine of the hour. But I m still wary of her. Alicia has been my bête noire ever since I first knew her, years ago, before I was married. She s tried to wreck my life; she s tried to wreck Luke s life; she s put me down at every opportunity and made me feel small and stupid. Now she says that s all in the past and we should forget it and she s moved on. But, I m sorry, I can t trust her, I just can t. I was thinking, I say, trying to sound businesslike. We need to make a proper plan. I get a pen and notebook from my bag, write PLAN in big letters, and put it on the table for everyone to see. Let s go over the facts. Your dad has dragged the other two off on some mission to do with his past, says Suze. But you don t know what, because you didn t ask him. With that, she shoots me a familiar accusing look. I know, I say humbly. I m sorry. I should have talked to my dad more. If I could turn back time, I d do everything differently, of course I would, of course I would. But I can t. All I can do is try to make up for it now. So let s recap what we do know, I say, trying to stay upbeat. Graham Bloomwood came to the United States in He toured around with three American friends: Brent, Corey, and Raymond. And they followed this route. I open Dad s map and put it down with a flourish. Exhibit A.
14 We all look at the map for the millionth time. It s a very basic road map, old and yellowed, with a red Biro route drawn in. It doesn t really help us, in truth, but we all keep staring at it, just in case. I searched my dad s room after he disappeared with Tarkie, and this is all I found, apart from an old magazine. So, they might be following this route. Suze is still peering at the map. L.A.Las Vegas Look, they went to the Grand Canyon. End of this sample Kindle book. Enjoyed the preview? Download Full Version of This Book
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1 CRYING OUT TO A SILENT, SLEEPING, HARD-OF-HEARING GOD? It s not you I m complaining to it s God. Is it any wonder I m getting fed up with his silence? Take a good look at me. Aren t you appalled by what
I Go Along by Richard Peck Anyway, Mrs. Tibbetts comes into the room for second period, so we all see she s still in school even if she s pregnant. After the baby we ll have a sub not that we care in this
TICK-TOCK Post No. 31 Getting a parcel is exciting. Whilst it is exciting to receive a parcel you have been expecting (for example, something you have ordered online the sort of thing that usually arrives
Traveling Light Stories & Drawings For a Quiet Mind StoryPeople Decorah ISBN-13: 978-0-964266-09-4 ISBN-10: 0-9642660-9-1 Copyright 2003 by Brian Andreas The people in this book, if at one time real, are
Tempered By Trials Sermon # 7 Daniel: Learning To Lean On God In A Crisis Daniel 1, 2, 6 Crisis gives notoriously little warning before it bursts into your life. It doesn t call ten minutes before it arrives.
Refuse to Stop Praying episode 2 Daniel Word to the leaders This lesson is for Week Two of the Choose to Be Different series. During this lesson, kids will see Daniel as a star as he decides to pray even
What s a Makeover? We ve all seen these amazing programmes on the television called makeovers. You know the ones someone is given a hair stylist, a makeup artist and a fashion designer for the day. The
Session 9 An Angel Frees Peter From Jail Acts 12:1-18 Worship Theme: God sends angels. Weaving Faith Into Life: Children will praise God for sending angels. Session Sequence What Children Will Do Supplies
P RO O F # 1 D o you remember a time when someone kept encouraging you to try some unusual kind of food, but you resisted because you didn t think you would like it (like sushi)? Then, you tried it, and
ME- Do you remember your first job? First job Mine, Katie & Emily and on-boarding. They were joining a company that had many people working together, so the organizations took 2 weeks to train my daughter
What advice would you give to the following people? What can they do to survive better in their families? Specifically, how could today s Scriptures affect their situations? 1. I can t stand it anymore.
LESSON SNAPSHOT BOTTOM LINE: Grumblers focus on their fear, Thank-ers focus on God. OBJECTIVE: Kids will be encouraged to turn to God with thanksgiving, even in their fear. KEY PASSAGE: Exodus 32:1-20.
A TEN MINUTE MONOLOGUE By Bobby Keniston Copyright MMXIII by Bobby Keniston All Rights Reserved Heuer Publishing LLC in association with Brooklyn Publishers, LLC ISBN: 978-1-60003-727-6 Professionals and
TEACHER BIBLE STUDY Following David s slaying of Goliath, the Philistine warrior, King Saul s son Jonathan dedicated himself to David. He loved David as much as he loved himself. Jonathan s gifts to David
A N N O D O M I N I P U B L I S H I N G FORMAT 144 pages 170 x 135mm (P) Cased with die-cut padded cover Yellow, pink, blue and white options available AUTHOR Lizzie Ribbons is an experienced writer for
Skit #1: Order and Security Friend #1 Friend #2 Robber Officer Two friends are attacked by a robber on the street. After searching for half an hour, they finally find a police officer. The police officer
1 Is there a supernatural dimension, a world beyond the one we know? Is there life after death? Do angels exist? Can our dreams contain messages from Heaven? Can we tap into ancient secrets of the supernatural?
Chapter 1 How Important IS A STUDY OF BAPTISM? [B]ut, speaking the truth in love, [we] grow up in all things into Him who is the head Christ (Ephesians 4:15). Chris could feel all three sets of eyes staring
THERE IS POWER IN THE EUCHARIST. SO MUCH SO THAT ST. CLARE OF ASSISI MIRACULOUSLY TURNED AWAY AN ATTACK BY SOLDIERS WHO HAD BROKEN INTO HER CONVENT JUST BY SHOWING THEM THE SACRED HOST. CHARACTERS: Narrator:
Lance Sawyer First Baptist Church Muskogee, Oklahoma Sermon Transcription June 10, 2012 The Slow Judgment of God Romans 2:2-10 I ve been thinking a little bit this week about some of my earliest memories
Called to Reconciliation Sermon By Pastor Kristen Larsen-Schmidt September 3 and 7, 2014 Calvary Lutheran Matthew 18:15-20 If another member of the church sins against you, go and point out the fault when
Preschool Prayer Activity ebook The lessons and activities in the ebook are the same values, beliefs and principles that we as adults believe in, they are just designed for little people. It is never too
Survey of Exodus by Duane L. Anderson Survey of Exodus A study of the book of Exodus for Small Group or Personal Bible Study American Indian Bible Institute Box 511 Norwalk, California 90651-0511 www.aibi.org
1 Joseph, Part 2 of 2: From Egypt to the Promised Land by Joelee Chamberlain Another time I was telling you about Joseph, the son of Jacob, wasn' t I? But the Bible tells us so much about Joseph that I
Make Today Great Again Here is the world; beautiful and terrible things will happen. Be not afraid. Because this is what we are about: We hold hope for each other when hope is hard to find. We plant seeds
Tap to Eliminate Feelings of Abandonment and Pain Angela Treat Lyon Eliminate Feelings of Abandonment & Pain Angela Treat Lyon EFTBooks.com IDareYouRadio.com All text and images Angela Treat Lyon 2012-14
LESSON 1 PAUL & SILAS IN PRISON Bible Reference: Acts 16:19-34 Key Verse: 1 Thessalonians 5:18 Give thanks in everything, for this is God s will for you in Christ Jesus. OVERVIEW - Bible Story - Key Verse
Brain to brain interview on August 13, 2016 with Bernie Sanders about living on Church of Gail: GAIL: Bernie, I forgot to ask you what is happening to your new home, now that you and your family are now
CREATIVE DRAMA LEADER GUIDE Advent and Christmas (Matthew 1:18-25; 2:1-12; Luke 1:26-58; 2:1-20) Age-Level Overview Age-Level Overview Open the Bible Activate Faith Lower Elementary Workshop Focus: Jesus
Message: Shame, Guilt and Christian Identity Have you ever felt ashamed? I m talking about the deep-down, heart-felt feeling of shame, when we feel like we ve failed in some important way. The answer is
Inside the Mind of Sensory Overload By Thomas A. McKean 10/17/08 Years ago when I was bouncing around the country speaking at conferences, the questions parents were asking made it clear to me how very
Jesus and the Rich Young Ruler Jesus and you Not for sale Free www.livgivministry.com Text Mark 10:17-31 Jesus and the Rich Young Ruler 17 Now as He was going out on the road, one came running, knelt before
December 4, 2011 How God Becomes Human Luke 1:35-38 Reading of Luke 1:35-38 We have entitled the Christmas sermon series as A Christmas to Treasure. Our hope is that through the worship services we have
E1C01_1 10/13/2009 145 PART 2 Spirituality, Therapy, and Stories COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL E1C01_1 10/13/2009 146 E1C01_1 10/13/2009 147 CHAPTER 1 Spirituality, Meditation, and Inner Listening In many memoirs
Wild Things By Aubrey Nyberg He was a man, that much is certain. It is whether or not he was human that remains the most unanswerable of questions. Even at first glance this was unclear. His long and unkempt
Copyright 2014 by Elizabeth L. Hamilton All Rights Reserved. Respect Preparation Lesson 3 of 4 Respect Means No Bullying or Name-Calling (Anti-bullying-and-name-calling Lesson) Scripture: You shall honor
Teacher s Guide: Ages 4-5 God of Wonders Part 2: Genesis through Joshua Unit 7, Lesson 33 Hagar and Ishmael Lesson Aim: To know God watches over us. THE WORSHIP Who God is: The God Who Keeps His Promises
Introduction Story Mr. Smith s New Nose This support pack accompanies the story: Mr. Smith s New Nose by Chris Rose To read or listen to the story online, go to: This support pack contains the following
Unit 17 Session 1 Use Week of: Anticipating the Coming King 1 BIBLE PASSAGE: Isaiah 11:1-10 MAIN POINT: Isaiah prophesied about the coming Messiah. KEY PASSAGE: Matthew 1:21 BIG PICTURE QUESTION: Why was
STAVE ONE: MARLEY S GHOST Marley was dead, to begin with there s no doubt about that. He was as dead as a doornail. Marley and Scrooge were business partners once. But then Marley died and now their firm
The Power of a Womanʼs Words In Touch Magazine Listen do you hear them? Open your front door and step out into the world. They swarm around and surround us on every side. Small ones with tremendous impact.
May 30, 1991 Tape 1 PHOENIX - HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR MEMOIRS Mayer Dragon - Interviewed on January 17, 1989 (two tapes) 00:01 Born in Rachuntz (Ph.), Poland. He lived with his two brothers, his father, his